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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I'm still curious about that Ash Coyote documentary. Either they quietly bailed on it and it's dead and buried, sadly never to see the light of day, or they're saving it for another scheme, and will start another fundraising push to coincide with the documentary's release. If it's the latter, Ash may be making various last-minute adjustments at their request in an attempt to craft a perfect propaganda piece for getting sympathy points from woke liberals.

However, I expect it won't be very effective, we've seen how their income stream had dried up from the last few fundraisers so even among the foolish crowd who's social and political sensibiilities lead them to throw money at troons, even among them the Tranch's story is wearing thin. The reaction could easily be less "oh poor trannies being attacked by Nazis, here take my money, let me help you you poor oppressed thing!" to "Oh, these people... again? Wait a minute, why do you need MORE money?". I know those people tend to be gullible, but even they have a limit, and the Tranch is really going to be pushing that limit hard if they keep it up with the constant e-begging. A fancy documentary isn't going to change that for the masses. Only the troon zealots will still fall for it, and if your goal is raising as much funds as possible, appealing to a small, ideologically insular group to the exclusion of the wider population is the OPPOSITE of what you should be doing.
As far as I can tell, Ash Coyote has currently been preoccupied with the whole Denfur fiasco due to his documentary about furries involving many members of that con. As such he has just been going full backpedalling mode, and is pretty sure being depressive as per usual. He is streaming with kev and others, so I am thinking it's likely still in the making? Who knows.
 
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Ngl the house is Charming as fuck. I love that spiral staircase and trim

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That woodwork is beautiful. Betting on it getting smashed up/slapped with crap-tier white gloss soon enough. All this needs is the wallpaper stripping and new stuff putting up, dealing with the couple of damp spots, and sorting out those awful ceiling tiles.

Phil & co are going to trash it all with artex, aren’t they?
 

That downstairs is less abused than your inverted cocks you faggots.

Goddammit the wallpaper needs fixed but nothing wrong with the woodwork that some sanding, stain, and varnish wouldn't fix. But these troons are going to troon it up, and fuck this place up worse than they've fucked up their bodies.
 
Is that ceiling copperplate or just made to look like copperplate? I have visions of them treating something like that as a tweaker would. Ya know totally trashing it for recycle value for the metal and not recycle for the antiquity value. Maybe they hope to find a secret stash of baseball cards and not tell the owner and getting rich.
 
Regarding the continued existence of the Tranch and their financials.

Phil, Kevin and Michael are inseparable, especially in the case of Kevin so wherever Phil goes Kevin will be dragged along. Jarrod, the FTMs and maybe Sky I could easily see scattering to the winds and ending up who knows where. In regards to their finances I am curious as to why they have not staged another Earl attack (a thought that popped into my head, what if Paul is for whatever reason threatening to expose that they faked the first one for whatever reason? Does not make a lot of sense to me even though I thought it up as why would Paul want to prevent another Earl Grift but not other types of Grifts?). A possibility is that Earl may in fact be real and may have actually been fought off by the Stunning and Brave tranchers.

@Emperor Percival Tachyon
The Gash Documentary is also interesting in that it is taking forever to come out, the propaganda piece theory does not really hold water in my opinion because it would be a propaganda piece regardless. How long has it beenn since it was announced?


are they really that inseperable though? When was the last time penny mentioned kev in a sustained way like he used to? Even kev barely mentions 'mistress' anymore

Kev needs penny but I feel like penny has seriously moved on and he doesn't need kev for anything material

I get the sense he's keeping him because of the rent + status quo but when the tranch goes belly up he'll walk out on kev quicker than he walked out on his kids
 
Is that ceiling copperplate or just made to look like copperplate? I have visions of them treating something like that as a tweaker would. Ya know totally trashing it for recycle value for the metal and not recycle for the antiquity value. Maybe they hope to find a secret stash of baseball cards and not tell the owner and getting rich.

Its hard to tell, but its definitely not copper. You can see some dark splotches at the seams that I think are rust, so I'd guess steel.
Someone else said the drywall (not a 1920s material) was from the 60s. Given the ceramic wall tiles, I think this house got remodeled in "old west" style at some point. I'd be surpised if anything except for the wood is original.
 
In regards to their finances I am curious as to why they have not staged another Earl attack (a thought that popped into my head, what if Paul is for whatever reason threatening to expose that they faked the first one for whatever reason?
They got humiliated when they staged that one where they rescued a nameless photoless troon from a bad rightwing area, the famous Bonnie and Penny in the car with Jarrod in the back like 2 special parents and the special needs child. They haven't done one since.

Like how do you epically fuck up everything you? And instead of finding better ways to go about it, they'd rather be men and pretend they know everything and end up making things ten times more difficult with a shitty result to boot
I've been keeping the "men" jokes down because there's so many men who do know how to look up videos and ask for help like you and the others in the thread, but it's the best way to describe their hubris. Sitcom men level of hubris and intelligence here.

That house is in the middle of fucking nowhere and it's still 200 grand. God I hate the housing market.
It's ok, I'll run into the Colorado wilds with you and build a house for cheaper. We can use this thread as a reference! *yawn*

As far as I can tell, Ash Coyote has currently been preoccupied with the whole Denfur fiasco due to his documentary about furries involving many members of that con. As such he has just been going full backpedalling mode, and is pretty sure being depressive as per usual. He is streaming with kev and others, so I am thinking it's likely still in the making? Who knows.
Ouch.

Bonnie is incredibly hard to cut out of the documentary anyway: guess who was the right hand/cofounder on the site? That tard. It's like trying to cut the out the exceptional version of Ben Franklin from the founding fathers.

I get the sense he's keeping him because of the rent + status quo but when the tranch goes belly up he'll walk out on kev quicker than he walked out on his kids
They're getting old enough to realize (but likely don't) there's a dwindling market for troons like them. Unless either come into a large sum of money that is refillable ( :story: ) they better get comfy because they can't sugar daddy or browse the market like the young folks can.
 
I hope they don't do it, but most likely that house will succumb to the soulless white and gray shit that every remodel is doing nowadays. It's really sad.
For real, though, what is everybody's obsession with gray in house shit right now? Gray woodgrain, for fuck's sake. :c

Who hires a bunch of tranny alpaca farmers to "refurbish" a house, anyway? Especially considering the condition of their own property. They must be a serious bargain.
 
Who hires a bunch of tranny alpaca farmers to "refurbish" a house, anyway?

As an aside, I would love to be a fly on the wall while all these petite princesses are working on a site. I’ll bet anything it looks and sounds just like every other job site filled with grunting, farting, complaining men since time immemorial.
 
For real, though, what is everybody's obsession with gray in house shit right now? Gray woodgrain, for fuck's sake. :c

Who hires a bunch of tranny alpaca farmers to "refurbish" a house, anyway? Especially considering the condition of their own property. They must be a serious bargain.
I do think it might actually be a friend or relative situation. Someone who visits the tranch and appreciates the mountain views, clean air and low property prices. So they’re using Penny’s crew as cheap-off-the-books labor to enable them to gentrify and flip houses, and renovate their own. The town will be troo’n blue before very long.
Earl. Sorry old buddy, this is no country for old men.
 
are they really that inseperable though? When was the last time penny mentioned kev in a sustained way like he used to? Even kev barely mentions 'mistress' anymore

Kev needs penny but I feel like penny has seriously moved on and he doesn't need kev for anything material

I get the sense he's keeping him because of the rent + status quo but when the tranch goes belly up he'll walk out on kev quicker than he walked out on his kids

Mxtress doesn't even bring Kevryn home toys anymore :'(
 
I’m confused and I don’t know if I’ve missed the beginning of this project or if it’s just random and new. Are they trying to venture into house flipping since their animals keep dying/aren’t profitable, or is this new space for Kevin’s hoard?

Shouldn’t they be buying these houses and giving them back to the natives that the white man stole from them? Or is that performance piece only used when they can get free Amazon shit?
 
I’m confused and I don’t know if I’ve missed the beginning of this project or if it’s just random and new. Are they trying to venture into house flipping since their animals keep dying/aren’t profitable, or is this new space for Kevin’s hoard?

Shouldn’t they be buying these houses and giving them back to the natives that the white man stole from them? Or is that performance piece only used when they can get free Amazon shit?

Someone didn't do their research and hired the Trans*Pack to do work on the house.
 
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