Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

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I can’t fault Nick for not being involved in whatever the screaming was when it happened. Because sure as shit I’m not getting involved with any of my neighbors domestic shit.

But to then call it out in an Instagram to direct followers to that video to hear the screams at the 34 min mark while just again “oh my goodness condolences to- yeah” seems more tacky than I usually take Nick to be.

The Un-Clit said:
Cheezus Jeezus she makes Nico look svelte and lithe by comparison. :cryblood:
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I think she would make most of our deathfat cows look dainty and thin in comparison. Her arm is freaking me out because I can’t see an elbow… it’s just rolls of fat and flesh.
 
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Idgaflol said:
Isn't this guy playing a character or something? This dude is acting like an autistic retard just to get attention, and boy it worked lol.
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learn 2 cruise said:
something I've noticed over the past 2 years which is a little demotivating, is that he's kind of 'won' (not sure of a better word), you can archive as much as you want, make rude edits, have autists following his every move, and he doesn't seem to really care. I think he likes it- he has both the normie side and the obsessive side of the internet watching him and he's making proper money off of his self aware merch and all his paid sites.
I started following him when quarantine hit (2019 pretty sure) and at the start it was genuinely interesting trying to figure out if this guy was actually insane or playing a character or a bit of both, trying to figure out what he was like when the camera turned off. I think there's still an element of that but it's really not the same now it just looks like he's entirely a character for merch (and fallen into the same mannerisms, cries and faces ect)
He just seems to self-aware to be a loveable idiot, and too rehearsed to be genuinely insane

I think at this point the most interesting thing about him is just waiting to see if he keeps gaining weight till he's immobile- maybe he thinks he'll just keep playing, then use his money to buy a gastric bypass?
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Is he playing a character? Yes
Has he made money? Yes
But he also shortened his life. It's obvious that a guy like Nick has a fast metabolism which is why he's not Boogie levels of fat. He gained a lot of weight fast which is more dangerous than slowly gaining it since your body doesn't have time to get used to it. And eating all that processed food fucks with your head; he probably has an addiction to it and it will hit him hard if he tries giving it up.
His best bet now is either a TLC show where he looses weight or a youtube show if TLC isn't as friendly with ad revenue (and good luck with that, fast food won't want to advertise on that)
 
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The Un-Clit said:
That's the kind of expression id have on my face if I was facing down a platter of grease and salt and carbs (along with some surely dry-ass chicken) and knew I'm expected to eat that all on camera. That might just be an honest nicocado face right there.
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Avocado can make food look so unappetizing...
 
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soryu said:
In one of his latest videos, at the 34-minute mark, you can hear screaming in the background. Turns out this was one of his neighbors getting stabbed. Nick made a video on his Instagram pointing it out. Imagine this video being evidence used in the court of law. They have to sit and hear Nick burping in between the screams.
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There is just something about him titling the video "our final video together" while a woman is being murdered in the background. Just...on the nose.
 
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soryu said:
In one of his latest videos, at the 34-minute mark, you can hear screaming in the background. Turns out this was one of his neighbors getting stabbed. Nick made a video on his Instagram pointing it out. Imagine this video being evidence used in the court of law. They have to sit and hear Nick burping in between the screams.
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imagine being so fucking fat that you can hear yourself gorging more so than the fucking woman screaming literal bloody murder.

holy fuck
 
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Frank D'arbo said:
imagine being so fucking fat that you can hear yourself gorging more so than the fucking woman screaming literal bloody murder.

holy fuck
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Oh god. Meanwhile I watch this mukbang because it's wholesome.


Gluttony doesn't have to be a vice. It often is...because...well...shit.
 
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That poor woman never had a chance. Imagine being her in the afterlife learning that the only person who could have possibly called the cops was some gay YouTuber. To make it worse said YouTuber was more interested in eating burger king and acting retarded then finding out why you were shrieking outside his house.
 
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