Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[daddydeath42069]

still no police report I take it? I'm not trusting anything until I see the report. If you've lived in a shithole neighborhood you'd know the sheer amount of blood curdling screams that go on for no reason sometimes.

 

[Vect]

I'm amazed it's still up. I think this is the clearest sign that he's lost any sense of reality.

 

[JamusActimus]

If it's true it's pretty funny
Reminds me of this smilling friends moment

Spoiler

 

[Somecatchyname]

I don't know what would make me more sad the fact that my love one was murdered and no one called anyone for help; or the fact that their last moments of pain and suffering were all recorded while some attention whore stuffed his face for YouTube fame.

Edit: I don't know if she passed I hope not. Life doesn't seem real sometimes.

 

[Po's Cootah]

Someone getting murdered and the fat fags just go on about eating.

They didn't even bother to check what was going on or call 911 at the moment

 

[Penis]

In one of his latest videos, at the 34-minute mark, you can hear screaming in the background. Turns out this was one of his neighbors getting stabbed. Nick made a video on his Instagram pointing it out. Imagine this video being evidence used in the court of law. They have to sit and hear Nick burping in between the screams.

This site has broken me. Ever since the Barb rape I just haven't been able to see crazy shit like this as real and I laugh my ass off. Fuck.

 

[IrishGuy088]

Sounds of an actual person being murdered is somehow less disgusting than watching this waste of DNA eat

Pretty much. Listening to the disgusting sounds of these two mongoloids eating made em want to puke. Thankfully the pleasant sounds of a brutal stabbing were able to settle my stomach.

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

Lmao this fat faggot stuffing his face and hears agonized screams from right outside his door. Looks up briefly, goes back to ramming food down his gullet.

Murrica.

Doesn’t he live in Colombia?

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Doesn’t he live in Colombia?

Perry moved to New York City around 2013. While there, he joined a Facebook group for vegan men and met his now-husband Orlin Home, who was living in Colombia. They married in 2017.

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikocado_Avocado

 

[c120]

This site has broken me. Ever since the Barb rape I just haven't been able to see crazy shit like this as real and I laugh my ass off. Fuck.

This site is like Documenting Reality but it's covered with deathfat grease and lolcow semen everywhere.
Now in court, imagine if this video was accused to Fagocado that he's the one charged for recording it and doesn't care about calling 911 or even knocking on their neighbor's door to see things are okay?
Dude won't flinch a bit and so does his Hispanic boyfriend when a child dies in front of them.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikocado_Avocado

I can't believe he has a wiki and Chris doesn't.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I can't believe he has a wiki and Chris doesn't.

tbf the higher ups at wikipedia are deliberately doing all they can to make sure he never gets so much as a mention on the site.

 

[MasterDisaster]

I can't believe he has a wiki and Chris doesn't.

Nick has like what, a page? Chris has the entire CWCiki.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

They didn't even bother to check what was going on or call 911 at the moment

To be fair though...i aint calling the cops for that kinda noise either. If i were to dial 911 everytime there was weird loud neighbours fuckin around i would have them here every other weekend. It would take a lot more than that to make me pick up the phone aswell.

 

[Stop Sign]

In one of his latest videos, at the 34-minute mark, you can hear screaming in the background. Turns out this was one of his neighbors getting stabbed. Nick made a video on his Instagram pointing it out. Imagine this video being evidence used in the court of law. They have to sit and hear Nick burping in between the screams.

What a testament for the future generations: a woman gets stabbed while nearby two pigs gorge themselves to death, uncaring to the screams of agony.

 

[Hand Banana]

That video is a physical representation of modern 'Murica

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

What a testament for the future generations: a woman gets stabbed while nearby two pigs gorge themselves to death, uncaring to the screams of agony.

Nothing new there, each time there's an attempted murder it always seems like nobody gives a shit until it's too late.

 

[Reluctant Baron]

In one of his latest videos, at the 34-minute mark, you can hear screaming in the background. Turns out this was one of his neighbors getting stabbed. Nick made a video on his Instagram pointing it out. Imagine this video being evidence used in the court of law. They have to sit and hear Nick burping in between the screams.

AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

In one of his latest videos, at the 34-minute mark, you can hear screaming in the background. Turns out this was one of his neighbors getting stabbed. Nick made a video on his Instagram pointing it out. Imagine this video being evidence used in the court of law. They have to sit and hear Nick burping in between the screams.

The image of Nikocado being called as a witness has had me howling with laughter for the last few minutes. The thought of this guy in court wearing a suit, with the front covered in cheese sauce, will have me smiling all week. You know for a fact that he'd try to record a mukbang video in the cafeteria to capitalize. Imagine being in the middle of a court proceeding only to hear Nikocado loudly yelling "brace! Brace! BRACE!" followed by a shart, sobbing, and an awkward shuffle walk off the stand to the bathroom.

I want this to happen so bad. It can be my Christmas and birthday present rolled into one.

 

[Cats]

I read stuff too fast and I read this on the featured page as "Nikocado accidentally recorded murdering a woman by stabbing her and calmly engorging himself on food while his neighbor was screaming" because the word "murdered" is lined up perfectly underneath "accidentally" and now I am very disappointed.