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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?


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Alright paypigs, time to pony up. There is now a Woggle-Patreon which you can pay your woggle-bucks into on a recurring basis and choose from four woggle-tiers!

Welp, we all knew she couldn't resist the thought of all those sweet sweet patreon bucks coming in like the proverbial tugboat every month. :-) At least Cynthia has SOME work ethic, autistically driven by her love of woggleroach or not so she probably won't go full Chris-Chan and stiff her patrons, but I am wondering how overly optimistic she is counting the number of potential subscribers there are, even at the $1 level.

This should be interesting. Or not.
 

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"About Cynthia Hanson
I am Cynthia Hanson. I am the founder of the Wogglebug's franchise. I make videos starring Mr. H.M. Wogglebug T.E. with the award-winning animation program IClone 7. These include music videos of him singing favorite songs in his charming voice supplied by Adriaan Hellenberg. And a web series about him having colorful adventures with a seven-year old girl named Sylvie Harnois.

Mr. Wogglebug is my favorite character of all time and I believe he can also become the all-time favorite of many more people, especially children. He is in my view, the kindest, gentlest, and sweetest gentleman (or gentlebug) you could ever know. I see him as a positive new role model for children of this day and age. He brings entertainment to education of learning life skills, manners, and arithmetic. I wish I could have had him with me when I was a little girl and I want to have the opportunity to be able to thank many supporters for being able to bring me closer to fulfilling my life's dream of being able to introduce him to children of today as a star of childhood education and fun.

I have many goals in mind for him and I hope to someday have a real production based movie made starring him that is live action.

My goal is to build a community of supporters here and connect to my fans through the rewards and the goals. I love interacting with Wogglebug fans and the more we have the merrier."
Here's some free advice for you @WogglebugLover, as I will never pay you for anything let alone my own criticism and or opinion.
CENTER THAT FUCKING LOGO ALREADY!
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If you decide to take only one piece of advice from me please let it be this.
Not like it's the first thing people see and a potential introduction to your character or anything...
 
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If you become a 10 dollar patreon supporter you can be interviewed on what I presume is "The Talk Show" by Cynthia and Woggs once or twice per year.

She currently has 9 patrons.
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That's about 7 more patrons then I expected. And probably 9,993 less then she expected.
 
Cynthia, today it Saint Patrick's Day. It's a good time to remind you that Saint Patrick is patron saint of Ireland and you made a mistake in "Incredible tale..." claiming it's Saint George.
I'm of Irish decent, but I don't like St. Patrick. He became a saint by driving all the snakes in Ireland into the sea. I love snakes so as far as I'm concerned he is Demon Patrick.
 
Another advertisement, this time for the Hidden Truth of Oz book.
As always, Woggie is completely motionless except for his mouth.
...300 pages lorebook isn't something for children. It's something for autistic adults.
Guess Cynthia found her target audience.
 
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