Trashfire 3/18/22 - Pantsu's water breaks during Ralph's 24 hour stream - Update March 22nd: Shes's Giving Birth

[MirnaMinkoff]

Episiotomy. It's the worst shit ever. Try not to witness if if you can.

I’m betting on a c-section.

Also, bet Ralph will not only miss the birth but the first month or two as well because May will stay at her parents and let them care for the baby while she weeps at the mess she’s made of her life.

 

[Ethan Joel Wang]

Ralphababy Highlander when?

 

[veri]

he really admitted she's doing the baby shower without him. she's not coming back

 

[Open Window Maniac]

It's sickening to me that this man has fathered multiple children but will be a dad to none of them.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

It's sickening to me that this man has fathered multiple children but will be a dad to none of them.

Like father, like son. Ronnie taught him well.

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

With any luck, this scene will be recreated in a Rochester hospital very soon.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

 

[cistendered]

I hear it's nice in Rochester this time of year, grazing should be excellent.

 

[TayandYou]

I hope the baby is just CWC reincarnated, things have been boring since he was gone.

That way Gunt can get the interview he always wanted.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

this whole thing is how the kids say, sus.

the baby is a month early, pantsu conveniently goes to ny the day before she poops it out. ralph apparently could care less (not really a surprise tbh), and is streaming to like a dozen people instead of rushing to see his first born (xander doesn't count as it's essentially not his child)

something's fucky

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Congrats!

 

[Catboys the Musical]

https://youtu.be/Cnw9C5XYI_o

 

[Christorian X]

But wait, @theralph, how come you're in a different city than she is?

And her family lives there?

Are you sure she didn't bail to have the kid and cut you out without getting married to a disgusting rage-pig?

Because now theres 500 miles between him and signing a birth certificate.

 

[Neil]

I hope the baby is just CWC reincarnated, things have been boring since he was gone.

That way Gunt can get the interview he always wanted.

Chris passed the baton to Ralph that day when they met face to face. Ralph impregnated May the day they recorded the arrest. Guntling 2 IS the Merge.

The prophecy shall be fulfilled. Zap to the extreme.

 

[Winter]

When the baby's head pops out and it's black, the doctor will clear things up by saying
IT'S NAWT POOO

 

[Ethan Joel Wang]

Gunt is on the way to Rochester now.

When the baby's head pops out and it's black, the doctor will clear things up by saying
IT'S NAWT POOO

BIBBLE? WHERE ARE YOU BIBBLE?

 

[Wyzzerd]

It would be hilarious if ralph is also unable to ever meet xandrina, making it 2 children he will never get to see. Firmly cementing himself as the world's worst dad.

 

[Winter]

It would be hilarious if ralph is also unable to ever meet xandrina, making it 2 children he will never get to see. Firmly cementing himself as the world's worst dad.

I think you meant to say World's Best Dad

 

[Famke Slamssen]

He's probably too drunk/high to drive so he wanted to take the rest of the show to ride it out before driving.

 

[Marche]

What if it wasnt a long con joke? what if an actual child is being born?
That poor fucking kid.