Trashfire 3/18/22 - Pantsu's water breaks during Ralph's 24 hour stream - Update March 22nd: Shes's Giving Birth

What's actually going on?

  • Ralph is telling the truth

    Votes: 129 19.4%
  • Pantsu has fled the crack shack and Ralph is lying about seeing her

    Votes: 249 37.4%
  • The baby is fake; they're gonna claim it was born/died off camera and never show it

    Votes: 287 43.2%

  • Total voters
    665
He's probably too drunk/high to drive so he wanted to take the rest of the show to ride it out before driving.
please die on the highway please die on the highway please die on the highway, give the baby at least a little bit of a chance fuck, there are blind crippled mentally retarded babies born in starving african countries without limbs and who are deaf whove a better shot at life than this poor literal bastard.
 
You know, back in the old IBS days I thought the gunt was kinda funny. Not Metokur level funny, but at least chuckle worthy. I never thought he was admirable, or even likable, but he was at least a harmless moron who could make me laugh.

In just a few years he's revealed himself as one of the most reprehensible, irredeemable, and lowest examples of the species ever produced.

Plus hes really fat.
 
I've seen how he drives sober, I don't want to imagine how he'd drive when drunk/stoned and in a rush.
Well, he’s certainly not in any rush. He didn’t even cut short his stream to get on the road.

He was in a rush to get to AFPAC, he’s going to drive 30 mph to NY and hope he can avoid dealing with Pantsu giving birth.
 
I find it funny that Ralph is so clearly disinterested in the experience of fatherhood and being a decent husband that he thinks being there for the birth of your child means nothing more than literally being in the room the exact moment the kid is pulled out. It's already plainly obvious that he has no love for May and has no interest in supporting her, but I'm still always amused when he openly demonstrates his apathy (or outright contempt) for her. His whole "some labors last over 20 hours so I can finish my stream and make a 7 hour drive and still be there on time" is fucking hilarious to me.
 
I’ll put $5K in a 529 college fund if they name her ReRoll.
I am not fucking around.
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I find it funny that Ralph is so clearly disinterested in the experience of fatherhood and being a decent husband that he thinks being there for the birth of your child means nothing more than literally being in the room the exact moment the kid is pulled out. It's already plainly obvious that he has no love for May and has no interest in supporting her, but I'm still always amused when he openly demonstrates his apathy (or outright contempt) for her. His whole "some labors last over 20 hours so I can finish my stream and make a 7 hour drive and still be there on time" is fucking hilarious to me.
Seriously, if I had strolled into the room disinterestedly for the last couple hours of labor after spending half the pregnancy fucking whores in Vegas, my wife would have castrated me, and she would have had the help of every woman we know. Get some fucking self respect Amanda, and at least cut Ralph out for the sake of your daughter's well-being.
 
The fact Ralph didn’t come with her on the trip, and then waited eight hours to depart Richmond after being informed she was in labor, must have really impressed the Morris family.

If she is in fact in labor and not just orchestrating a drama involving her family and Ralph. Ralph is not happy he’s going to have to go stay in Rochester and play dutiful boyfriend this weekend. If she has the baby he will definitely leave her, and reroll, in Rochester and return to Richmond by Tuesday.
 
The fact Ralph didn’t come with her on the trip, and then waited eight hours to depart Richmond after being informed she was in labor, must have really impressed the Morris family.

If she is in fact in labor and not just orchestrating a drama involving her family and Ralph. Ralph is not happy he’s going to have to go stay in Rochester and play dutiful boyfriend this weekend. If she has the baby he will definitely leave her, and reroll, in Rochester and return to Richmond by Tuesday.
I'll always be amazed by Ralph's sociopathy.
He doesn't even have the awareness to realize that continuing to stream for hours after learning your child is about to be born 7 hours away because "she'll be in labor for like a day" makes you look like an awful person.
 
I'll always be amazed by Ralph's sociopathy.
He doesn't even have the awareness to realize that continuing to stream for hours after learning your child is about to be born 7 hours away because "she'll be in labor for like a day" makes you look like an awful person.
Who cares about being there in case your child is born early or something goes wrong? who cares about sharing the experience or trying to be their for your partner going through hell to bring your kid into the world, who cares about the little bastard anyway, he didnt care enough to marry mantsu first, didnt care enough to not burn his career down or stop the booze. No this child is just a shit mantsu is taking to Ralph and probably mantsu and the world at large.
 
So many questions

Why is Pantsu allowed to fly in her 3rd trimester and if she didnt fly, why did ralph let a 3rd trimester prego baby mama drive 7+ hours to new york alone?

Why is ralph telling us she held the baby shower without him in NY?

Why is ralph at home and not there?

Why is he not leaving now? Is he trying to miss the birth cert signing?



This changes alot of things. Either this is all true and that means that Pantsu has ended things with ralph most likely and recently or this is a mixture of half truths with bullshit for….sociopathic reasons? Idk. Ralphs a monster so I assume it’s actually true and shes done with him. I guess we shall see.
 
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