Trashfire 3/18/22 - Pantsu's water breaks during Ralph's 24 hour stream - Update March 22nd: Shes's Giving Birth

[PyrrhicRustle]

So many questions

Why is Pantsu allowed to fly in her 3rd trimester and if she didnt fly, why did ralph let a 3rd trimester prego baby mama drive 7+ hours to new york alone?

Why is ralph telling us she held the baby shower without him in NY?

Why is ralph at home and not there?

Why is he not leaving now? Is he trying to miss the birth cert signing?



This changes alot of things. Either this is all true and that means that Pantsu has ended things with ralph most likely and recently or this is a mixture of half truths with bullshit for….sociopathic reasons? Idk. Ralphs a monster so I assume it’s actually true and shes done with him. I guess we shall see.

All those questions, and one simple answer. Ralph is a bad parter, a. bad father, and a bad person.

 

[Jack Awful]

So many questions

Why is Pantsu allowed to fly in her 3rd trimester and if she didnt fly, why did ralph let a 3rd trimester prego baby mama drive 7+ hours to new york alone?

Why is ralph telling us she held the baby shower without him in NY?

Why is ralph at home and not there?

Why is he not leaving now? Is he trying to miss the birth cert signing?



This changes alot of things. Either this is all true and that means that Pantsu has ended things with ralph most likely and recently or this is a mixture of half truths with bullshit for….sociopathic reasons? Idk. Ralphs a monster so I assume it’s actually true and shes done with him. I guess we shall see.

I'm half expecting Pantsu to stay and Ralph using "the ralphamale can't be tied down" as a cope for his retard audience.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Pantsu to stay

From the way the gunt makes it sound, shes already gone. I take everything that sociopathic fat retard says with a grain of salt tho so its a difficult one for sure.

 

[Jack Awful]

From the way the gunt makes it sound, shes already gone. I take everything that sociopathic fat retard says with a grain of salt tho so its a difficult one for sure.

Stay in Rochester while Ralph goes back to Virginia alone if he attends the birth at all I mean, sorry.

 

[Motherf*cker]

Why isn't Ralph flying to NY? Seems like a long way to drive just to have your shiny new red truck.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

I wonder if Ralph thinks that perhaps a Facetime or something else would count as being there in his mind. That's my prediction for the weak excuse he comes up with.

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

I wonder if Ralph thinks that perhaps a Facetime or something else would count as being there in his mind. That's my prediction for the weak excuse he comes up with.

The Facetime thing would excuse him only when he's literally some wagie from the third world working overseas as a construction worker or something.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Ralph could always livestream the birth if he was there.

And the first antics of the Guntlet.

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

Christ, I know Ralph has done worse shit but this really disgusts me. Instead of just having your gay stream you could've had your cohos-oh wait

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

Ralph could always livestream the birth if he was there.

And the first antics of the Guntlet.

You mean Ralph would try to throw his kid in a blender and punch him through a window?

 

[MySonDavid]

I don't know why or how, after all he's done, I find myself shocked by Ralph's white-nigger trash mien, but here I am.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

Who cares about being there in case your child is born early or something goes wrong? who cares about sharing the experience or trying to be their for your partner going through hell to bring your kid into the world, who cares about the little bastard anyway, he didnt care enough to marry mantsu first, didnt care enough to not burn his career down or stop the booze. No this child is just a shit mantsu is taking to Ralph and probably mantsu and the world at large.

Any chance, since the child is being born early, this could result in a miscarriage? Sargon might have the last laugh after all...

 

[MeltyTW]

I don't know why or how, after all he's done, I find myself shocked by Ralph's white-nigger trash mien, but here I am.

I think it is shocking because he is just so fucking stupid and so sociopathic he doesn't understand how to even pretend to be decent to any degree, to him "oh well of course I risk missing the delivery of my premature baby, I got to killstream don't I? Its my thing let me have my space and do my job!" is just reasonable and he is being generous by showing up or trying to at all. He really doesn't get this is the kind of thing people would have swore at and punched out bosses for trying to deny them from leaving to attend, he doesn't get something like that probably rarely if ever happens because you'd look like a piece of shit making a fry cook or an office worker do their rote jobs instead of being there for their child's birth.

To him it is just another thing that you need to give him some leeway to take a piss, or get a quick drink, or chill out for a few hours. Not something he has any strong obligation or desire to see out. What a subhuman faggot.

Any chance, since the child is being born early, this could result in a miscarriage? Sargon might have the last laugh after all...

Hopefully. I cant imagine a child having to be born with that shit cross of genetics AND being raised by two gender confused pedophiles.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

I think it is shocking because he is just so fucking stupid and so sociopathic he doesn't understand how to even pretend to be decent to any degree, to him "oh well of course I risk missing the delivery of my premature baby, I got to killstream don't I? Its my thing let me have my space and do my job!" is just reasonable and he is being generous by showing up or trying to at all. He really doesn't get this is the kind of thing people would have swore at and punched out bosses for trying to deny them from leaving to attend, he doesn't get something like that probably rarely if ever happens because you'd look like a piece of shit making a fry cook or an office worker do their rote jobs instead of being there for their child's birth.

To him it is just another thing that you need to give him some leeway to take a piss, or get a quick drink, or chill out for a few hours. Not something he has any strong obligation or desire to see out. What a subhuman faggot.


Hopefully. I cant imagine a child having to be born with that shit cross of genetics AND being raised by two gender confused pedophiles.

Ethan Ralph is many, many things tbh but gender-confused isn't one of them. There isn't anything remotely "feminine" about Ethan Ralph, other than perhaps his scorned-lover esque attitude towards former friends. Nick Fuentes is extremely feminine (or rather, the "gay" kind of feminine that is a grotesque parody of true femininity)- he's someone I would call gender confused and I can definitely see him trooning out sometime in his 30's for clout.

Ethan Ralph is wigger supreme with extra cheese- he even invented the term "ralphamale", which is arguably just as much of a grotesque parody of masculinity as "gay femininity" is of true femininity. If Ralph tries to troon out he would never be accepted by the troons/BreadTube people because he just doesn't fit the mold. He doesn't even have the usual "I've repented from being an evil alt-right guy and took titty skittles" option that other people (again, like Nick Fuentes) would have.

 

[RodgerDodger]

What are the odds that when (if) he gets to Rochester he finds the Sheriff's waiting for him with some paperwork. And he never gets to see this kid either?

 

[Love Machine]

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Sometimes it feels like their relationship is some kind of ploy to get people to sympathize with someone as abhorrent as May. She's as dumb as dogshit and she completely brought all of this on herself with her idiotic decisions, but I think the least she deserves is a bit of TLC from her supposed fiancé. Consider all the women in Ralph's life and how every relationship crashed and burned because of his own actions. Then comes along someone like May who's dumb enough and desperate enough to where she'll completely ignore all of that and play the role of the tradwife Ethan always wanted. With that kind of loyalty, you'd think he'd treat her better and be uber protective of her at all times. I can't fucking wait for this relationship to crash and burn like all the rest. Best case scenario, May leaves with the baby, slaps him with some divorce papers... and her parents raise the kid to keep their granddaughter FAR AWAY from their lolicon daughter.

 

[bile demon]

Come on Ralph, livestream from the delivery room with TTS enabled, this is your chance to make some serious $$$.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Flew to Portugal at the drop of a hat to try and own a stuttering Canadian retard.

Wont drive or fly a couple of hours to be there for the birth of his child, wont even stop streaming.

Gotta love his priorities

 

[Zaryiu2]

It's sickening to me that this man has fathered multiple children but will be a dad to none of them.

What, you want the Rage Pig around kids? The silver linimg is if he is absent is he cannot abuse them