Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[White_N]

I mean China is the only one of those countries whose support even matters big picture. Those other 4 pretty much have nothing to offer Russia, except for a naval base in the case of Syria, and maybe trade for rare earth elements with the norks.

Do not forget about the much-needed supply of cocaine for Russian politicians, the spirit of patriotism must live!

 

[BaldAndMorallyBankrupt]

Imagine you spend all your day on reddit, reading about how the brave and honorable Ukranians are fighting the monstrous Russians. Finally you've had enough, you decide you're gonna go over there and do your part to stop the Russians. Then as soon as you sign your rights away to the Ukranian government and joined their foreign legion, they put you to work in a Russian POW camp and your first job is to burry a bag full of the prisoners castrated dicks.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Do not forget about the much-needed supply of cocaine for Russian politicians, the spirit of patriotism must live!

Pretty sure that's politicians world wide. Maybe what we really need to do end this war is get all the heads of state involved together for a fun night of hookers and blow.

 

[Reddit Gold]

Imagine you spend all your day on reddit, reading about how the brave and honorable Ukranians are fighting the monstrous Russians. Finally you've had enough, you decide you're gonna go over there and do your part to stop the Russians. Then as soon as you sign your rights away to the Ukranian government and joined their foreign legion, they put you to work in a Russian POW camp and your first job is to burry a bag full of the prisoners castrated dicks.

Just tell the Redditor they 41% and it makes perfect sense.

 

[Psychotron]

Guess if it comes down to it, we'll find out if all that investment in iron dome paid off in terms of missile defense.

I don't think we'd use the "Iron Dome" persay.
We've absolutely kept up with our ability to Glow in terms of information warfare, so it's not we've remained defenseless; but think of all those cold war weapon platforms we built out for nothing, obviously having good inteleigence is the first in countering anything.

If a retaliation system is best used by letting people know about it, and counter measure system is best when it's capabilities are never explicitly known.

The issue with this is it makes bluffing about having such a system a weird tactic.

I hope I don't find out first hand, or if I do, I find out the good news about where my tax money went... Although our leaders have been exceptional vultures as of recent...

 

[Psychotron]

they put you to work in a Russian POW camp and your first job is to burry a bag full of the prisoners castrated dicks.

Those don't get burried, they go to the big Z.

 

[Lone MacReady]

Idk how retarded you have to be to hold a senior position of influence and respect and use it to openly boast about how you plan to mutilate POWs, but it looks like the answer is "Ukrainian"

For some reason I get the feeling the UN will ignore such talk of war crimes. Rules for thee etc. etc.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

I don't think we'd use the "Iron Dome" persay.
We've absolutely kept up with our ability to Glow in terms of information warfare, so it's not we've remained defenseless; but think of all those cold war weapon platforms we built out for nothing, obviously having good inteleigence is the first in countering anything.

If a retaliation system is best used by letting people know about it, and counter measure system is best when it's capabilities are never explicitly known.

The issue with this is it makes bluffing about having such a system a weird tactic.

I hope I don't find out first hand, or if I do, I find out the good news about where my tax money went... Although our leaders have been exceptional vultures as of recent...

I don't mean that we'd use the system directly. What I do mean is that we've been using the system for anti ballistic missile research. No clue if we've fielded anything as a result of it yet, but we will eventually.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

In terms of absorbing a nuclear attack and then retaliating the US is probably in a far better position than Russia.

Cool, cool. But that's like saying we're in a better position to sit on a motorcycle without a seat and ride it off a cliff at 100 mph into a fireworks and razor blades factory that's also on fire.

Let's not find out.

 

[White_N]

Pretty sure that's politicians world wide. Maybe what we really need to do end this war is get all the heads of state involved together for a fun night of hookers and blow.

What makes you think they aren't already doing this while furiously masturbating just thinking about the dead soldiers on all sides?

 

[Fools Idol]

Maybe, I have my doubts the US kept up on civil defense preparation much better than the Russians post Cold War. Guess if it comes down to it, we'll find out if all that investment in iron dome paid of in terms of missile defense.

Since the has US withdrew from the ABM Treaty both Russia and the US have been developing new systems. The US has had a number of tests for the various different missile defence systems it employees, the last one I know of was in 2020.

Anti-ballistic missile systems are an engineers headache and are kind of a shit solution to defence but they do work.

 

[Joshua Coon]

I don't mean that we'd use the system directly. What I do mean is that we've been using the system for anti ballistic missile research. No clue if we've fielded anything as a result of it yet, but we will eventually.

we? who is we. you haven't done shit nigger

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

What makes you think they aren't already doing this while furiously masturbating while thinking about the dead soldiers on all sides?

Because z man and putin don't look nearly energetic enough to have been doing that based off of their recent videos. Kadyrov on the other hand? I'd believe that dude has been slamming an eight ball every other hour.

 

[Übertroon]

Those videos are really fucked up, especially the one with a Dad and his kid tied up. Azov and the other nazi larpers are the scum of the earth, I hope each one gets skull fucked to death by a Chechen.

 

[UVB-76]

Maybe, I have my doubts the US kept up on civil defense preparation much better than the Russians post Cold War. Guess if it comes down to it, we'll find out if all that investment in iron dome paid off in terms of missile defense.

Iron dome is when an IDF chick with braces gives you head.
The US uses multiple defense systems.
The GMD is the ground based one, it costs 75 mil per interceptor and it has an estimated 56% effectiveness rate. The ship based system is the Aegis.
There's also the THAAD-ER in development to intercept hypersonic glide warheads. Unfortunately the attacker had the advantage because it's harder to stop the missiles once they're coming down and they can deploy decoys and chaff.

 

[BaldAndMorallyBankrupt]

Russian youtuber Roman left St. Petersburg and is now in Georgia.

Not surprising coming from a guy who made a video when he turned 18 about how him and his family were going to bribe a doctor to forge a medical waver so he could dodge conscription because he was afraid he was going to get bullied in it.

I enjoy some of his media analysis stuff but there's no two ways about it . Dude is a massive pussy.

 

[Mussi]

Two hours until Russia's ultimatum to Mariupol expires. What are the predictions for what will happen once the time runs out?

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Two hours until Russia's ultimatum to Mariupol expires. What are the predictions for what will happen once the time runs out?

I bet on artillery strikes. Lots and lots of artillery strikes.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

Putin is 'losing', geys, he totally is.

 

[Ecliptic]

Trust me bro

Russians are saying ceasefire from 9:30 am, then opening humanitarian corridors for the 130 thousand people still there, Ukrainians agree to the corridors, but no surrender.
Good luck, don't eat your dogs, don't false your flags, Mariubros.