Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Aidan]

The best part of this conflict is not having to watch shitty videos with some fucking dumb sand nigger screaming that shit, so please don't start.

What polite way of complimenting Chechen OPSEC!

 

[Narcotics]

So, the Ukries are now doing a false flag op by poisoning the city of Sumy with Ammonia and then blame it on the Russians.

The Russian MOD said two days ago that the Ukries were preparing to poison the city if Russian troops entered in Sumy.

The news just now :

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Looks like those people that thought that Ukraine was like Batman or Luke Skywalker were sorely wrong.

False flag arc here we go!

 

[Rezza]

So, the Ukries are now doing a false flag op by poisoning the city of Sumy with Ammonia and then blame it on the Russians.

The Russian MOD said two days ago that the Ukries were preparing to poison the city if Russian troops entered in Sumy.

The news just now :

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Looks like those people that thought that Ukraine was like Batman or Luke Skywalker were sorely wrong.

Considering the usual Russian shenanigans, claiming the enemy will do something that they definitely will do, I'm guessing this is more of their work than the Ukrainian

Edit:
If the leak really is intentional and not accidental leakage

 

[Josterman]

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

False flag arc here we go!

It's like clockwork: anything at all explodes, and the thread goes into a buzz about how Ukraine must be false flagging, Do we even have any proof that the Russians are invading at all? What if this whole "war" is just a grift to get more money out of Dementia Joe?

 

[incelistan]

Yes. I think the MoD post (in English) is shown here, for reference:

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Nitter.
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In addition, here is the Telegram link that the first post references.

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

Since Mariupol deadline has ended and we haven't gotten stuff from it yet I'll put my predictions of the two somewhat likely results of this war and how this thread will react to them.
A.) Total Russian Victory. Ending we all expected would take only a week when the tanks first burst through the border gates. Some will declare this the death of Globohomo, others will be disappointed with this, though expected, result, some will for some fucking reason be shocked that the side with the upperhand won.
B.) Compromised peace. Some will declare that it was totally Putin's plan to take a couple regions in southern and eastern Ukraine, that he totally wanted the midget kike to stay in power and keep Kiev the capital of Ukraine, others will laugh that Russia could have easily had a total victory if they didn't expect to take a massive country with less than 200,000 troops, some will take this as a total Ukraine victory even though they lost land and has had untold amounts of damage done to it's cities.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

What if this whole "war" is just a grift to get more money out of Dementia Joe?

It's not? Wasn't there a bill passed that costs 1.5 trillion dollars and only a couple of million was actually for Ukraine?

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

"throw down your arms and we'll let you go, totes honest!"

If Wikipedia can be believed....

The final seizure of the city was set in early February 2000, when the Russian military lured the besieged militants to a promised safe passage. Seeing no build-up of forces outside, the militants agreed.[citation needed] One day prior to the planned evacuation, the Russian Army mined the path between the city and the village of Alkhan-Kala and concentrated most firepower on that point. As a result, both the city mayor and military commander were killed; a number of other prominent separatist leaders were also killed or wounded, including Shamil Basayev and several hundred rank-and-file militants.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

iirc, a study commissioned by the US congress to investigate outcomes of a civil war involving the government and normal people mentioned supply line issues. The US highway and rail system is great for getting supplies around but is vulnerable to ambush at choke points and sabotage in remote areas, particularly in both mountain ranges. I don't know if people in Ukraine are attacking supply lines but I imagine that would make Russia's supply woes much worse.

They have been, they recently blew out the rail bridge to a train.

 

[The best and greatest]

Since Mariupol deadline has ended and we haven't gotten stuff from it yet I'll put my predictions of the two somewhat likely results of this war and how this thread will react to them.
A.) Total Russian Victory. Ending we all expected would take only a week when the tanks first burst through the border gates. Some will declare this the death of Globohomo, others will be disappointed with this, though expected, result, some will for some fucking reason be shocked that the side with the upperhand won.
B.) Compromised peace. Some will declare that it was totally Putin's plan to take a couple regions in southern and eastern Ukraine, that he totally wanted the midget kike to stay in power and keep Kiev the capital of Ukraine, others will laugh that Russia could have easily had a total victory if they didn't expect to take a massive country with less than 200,000 troops, some will take this as a total Ukraine victory even though they lost land and has had untold amounts of damage done to it's cities.

It's alright, at the end of the day no matter who loses we all win. Spectacle violence hasn't looked this good since the days of Diocletian or whoever the fuck

 

[Optimus Prime]

Since Mariupol deadline has ended and we haven't gotten stuff from it yet I'll put my predictions of the two somewhat likely results of this war and how this thread will react to them.
A.) Total Russian Victory. Ending we all expected would take only a week when the tanks first burst through the border gates. Some will declare this the death of Globohomo, others will be disappointed with this, though expected, result, some will for some fucking reason be shocked that the side with the upperhand won.
B.) Compromised peace. Some will declare that it was totally Putin's plan to take a couple regions in southern and eastern Ukraine, that he totally wanted the midget kike to stay in power and keep Kiev the capital of Ukraine, others will laugh that Russia could have easily had a total victory if they didn't expect to take a massive country with less than 200,000 troops, some will take this as a total Ukraine victory even though they lost land and has had untold amounts of damage done to it's cities.

I dunno, I feel like any territory claimed by Russia would be more trouble than its worth to keep.

The biggest issue being we still don't know what the actual fuck Putin wanted out of all this.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

The Ukrainian head of the medical service says that the order has been given to castrate Russian POWs
Because they are cockroaches, not people.
He said this on a youtube livestream and minutes later the stream went offline. Someone was able to capture it
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https://twitter.com/Levi_godman/status/1505657549248516108

https://archive.ph/x3tfz

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Edit - the stream is now private:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLzfSJ7Uw70

Edit 2 - with subtitles: (it would be nice if someone could confirm that he really said this)
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https://rumble.com/vxz90v-breaking-ukraine-orders-to-castrate-all-russian-pows-because-they-are-cockr.html

bitch couldn't even come up with an original term and had to steal from the Hutus in Rwanda for the genocidal insult lol.

 

[hooboy]

It's like clockwork: anything at all explodes, and the thread goes into a buzz about how Ukraine must be false flagging, Do we even have any proof that the Russians are invading at all? What if this whole "war" is just a grift to get more money out of Dementia Joe?

ok thats cool and all but it doesnt fix the problem that azovs ate my homework.

Guys hear me out, what if like what if Ukarine is the Union and Russia is like the Confederacy?

the Confederates would sue Novorossiya for copyright infringement, but idk how international lawsuits get filed over there

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

I dunno, I feel like any territory claimed by Russia would be more trouble than its worth to keep.

The biggest issue being we still don't know what the actual fuck Putin wanted out of all this.

Haven't they wanted a warm water port outside the control of turkey?

 

[hooboy]

Haven't they wanted a warm water point outside the control of turkey?

How would that work? Turn Istanbul into Tsargrad?

 

[Synthetic Smug]

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The Kievan Rus' was very important for the political, cultural, and economic history of eastern Europe. It's also important for how those Varangians wound up in Constantinople.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Poisoning your own people with mustard gas to own Russia, how typically Ukrainian.

Zelensky does not care what happens to the Ukrainian people as long as their deaths looks good on western TV.

 

[Fougaro]

Turn Istanbul into Tsargrad?

One day...

 

[hooboy]

One day...

I did it in vickyii once

I guarantee Putin is a big paradox fan