Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[AMHOLIO]

@Cerabella has the patience of a saint for going through Kevin's recent brain salad.

Spoiler: ouch my brain

But he doesn't? He only replies when it is something he thinks he can win.

For most terfs, drive by trolling that leaves someone else reeling through the day is much funnier than trying to argue with a brick wall.

Also lol cry more about reddit not hugboxing you enough.

I wish I had his autism so I could be immune to irony poisoning as well.


He's never looked at the times or stats of trans men and it shows. Trans men only exist to Kevin when they are needed to make a point.

Pussies out lol.


Yeah, I too am excited to give kids osteoporosis.

For a guy who thinks he’s some kind of science wiz nerd kid he’s a special kind if retard here.

To have half the confidence Kevin has when he makes his retarded points would be a godsend.

Because he is incapable of holding more than one ‘opposing’ strand of argument in his head longer than per each exchange.

I genuinely wonder if taking the hormones fucks your brain? Can’t really see why it should..

I think it's being in the cult long enough and hating to lose any argument. That and autism. If he gives TERFs an inch in his head, it becomes a mile as Kevin starts thinking "If I'm wrong about X then I'm wrong about..." Considering how many things Kevvie has to be wrong about it's like toppling dominos. You're right, he's basically the special olympic chamption of circle thinking.

Also, he is a stoner who weeds as often as he can.

Kevin is fat and I would not have sex with him and neither would anyone else.

Kevin broke poor Airdrop's brain so hard she had to state it 4 times over. I agree and would now like to sue Kevin on damages caused by the trauma inflicted by his tweets.

Thirded. I just can’t concentrate when reading his tweets. It’s just like smug, butthurt static. I can’t parse it enough to get annoyed, even.
Why do so many people follow him? What do they get out of it? Is he like some visionary seer who speaks in tongues?

There's a sweet spot where you can say something cryptic that almost makes sense but doesn't and people will think you're just smarter than them since it seems like something you could get but don't. Say it with enough confidence and you can fool people who choose to believe or look at your words in passing.

 

[Hitman One]

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When you get btfo by one of the three remaining literal nazi transphobes left on le robot site then you can just delete your account and make a new one. You can't do that on Twitter so Kevin just reeeees and blocks meanies.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

I just searched "deadname" because I knew this faggot would out himself and...

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"Land on His Cock" FUCKING INCREDIBLE FAGGOT NAME

I screamed LANDON HISCOCK?! In the same tone and cadence as New York screamed "Beyonce" in that one Rock of Love scene

 

[Schatzi Katze]

What is it with troons and Ketamine?
I hope that in the absence of our dear Ruffles, that Faggy will have a few panty shitting (from the front asshole) meltdowns in public as a result of the aforementioned front asshole while deep, deep in the K-hole

He (allegedly) suckled on the estrogen atrophied penis of another tranny recently. Notably the Amhole was not penetrated, but Kevin has totally not lost any noticable depth.

Yknow, I was wondering a while backthread whether medicinal ketamine treatments and induced ego death would be a valid treatment for trans ideation but uh... nevermind. The cope is just too strong with some folks and stronger meds are needed to address the mental problems that body/gender dysphoria is a symptom of.

Kevin is fat and I would not have sex with him and neither would anyone else.

He gets another fat troon to jerk off on him like once a year like a sympathy handjob and thinks that makes him a "slut". Depending on your definition that still counts as sex, but its not the intimate fulfilling experience us normal people enjoy. It's autistic soulless mimicry of pornography. The more amusing aspect imo is with as many coomer followers as he has he could easily fulfill every porn-sick whim in his head but is too much of a lazy coward to reach out and make it happen (see: DenFur). He likes to role play as a slut on the internet but being one in real life actually takes some amount of interpersonal skills and planning. At the end of the day he's a sad little man living in the middle of nowhere surrounded by toys, guns, and other mentally unstable men. It truly is the stuff of horror movies.

 

[A Grey Cat]

It truly is the stuff of horror movies.

Critics are calling it "the greatest comedy since The Truman show. " Kevin and the tranch! Rated R, now playing at a kiwi farm near you!

 

[SpaceAce]

99% of all troons are lonely miserable guys. They probably have never had any real friends in their life. They've never had girlfriends and probably most have never had sex that they didn't pay for. Trooning out is an attempt to feel something. To experience something besides anime and video games and porn. Think about all the cows on here and you'll see that few of them have any genuine human connections in their lives.

Sorry for dragging this up from a few pages back but just to add a little more to this idea; I think for a lot of these miserable dudes it's also the first time in a while they've had an actual goal in life as well. A lot seem to have shit jobs, or at least ones they don't care about, they've given up on dating or creating a traditional family structure and they're such homebodies that traveling has little to no appeal.
Transitioning gives them a light at the end of the tunnel they can pin all their hopes on, that everything will change once they hit that point. The problem is, much like deathfats who bank on weight loss surgery to turn their lives around or the incel who thinks once they have sex for the first time they'll become giga-chads for some reason, is that once that goal is reached and the high of it wears off then they have to face the reality that they're still the same person with the same life.
If they're lucky.

Deathfats can blow out their surgery and move on to the next guaranteed no-will-power-needed diet scam, and incels can say it "didn't count" because she was a whore or some shit, but trooning out has A LOT more irreversible consequences (as we've seen and archived for years on this forum) so they can reflect on why things didn't change for the better and accept their new permeant health problems (brittle bones and underdeveloped genitals from puberty blockers, an enlarged and painful clit from testosterone, erectile dysfunction from estrogen etc.), essentially being back to where they started mentally before transitioning (in other words still miserable and directionless) but with the added burden of horrible heath problems ooor they can dig in their size 16 stiletto heels and recapture that high with their next, bigger transition goal. Then the next, then the next...
Until there's no more genital mutilation to undergo, no more facial feminization that makes little to no difference, no more hair plugs that can slow down the balding and when they reach that point and there are no more goals to tell themselves "this one will fix it all and make me that perfect anime girl of my dreams"...

That's when they finally give up. There's no more artificial hope to point to a year off in the distance, they now have to deal with all the problems they had before all this began AND the new ones from going under the knife so much(debt, time lost, family/friends gone, pain, bleeding, revision after revision after useless revision....) and they can face it all and try to make the best life they can or much more likely they'll 41%.
Some though go deep deep in denial and become "trans elders". They've got nothing else left in their lives to reach for and are just essentially biding time until death takes them. These ones convince themselves they were happy and right by convincing others of the same, as if repeating it enough makes it true. This is the closest they'll ever get to a new "goal" in life.

So uh, TLDR; I put forward that a lot of troons suffer from a severe lack of direction and life goals, which is why being trans becomes their life and their goals.

 

[Meiwaku]

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Kevin spergs out at games where he has to do combat. He lost it at Pokemon Arceus. I don't think this will end well. But the chimpouts will be delicious

 

[forgotten corn]

It really pisses me off how they keep taking newborn animals from their mothers. I’m not very familiar with animal husbandry but I would think it would be more beneficial for baby to be with mama, right?

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

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Good lord he looks like your methed out uncle that no one talks about. Also I’m looking forward to the gamer rage. Git gud troon.

 

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Show that picture of Penis to your friends and tell them it's a coked out and washed up drummer from an 80's to 2000's band before asking them to guess which one.

 

[Mr. Internet]

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Has Kevvie ever played a DS game? I played Elden Ring on a friend's PC for a few hours and got my ass righteously handed to me as a first time player- watching Kevkev who can barely tolerate a Pokemon game without whinging try to struggle past it will be glorious.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Has Kevvie ever played a DS game? I played Elden Ring on a friend's PC for a few hours and got my ass righteously handed to me as a first time player- watching Kevkev who can barely tolerate a Pokemon game without whinging try to struggle past it will be glorious.

Is it too much to hope for a live stream?

 

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Has Kevvie ever played a DS game? I played Elden Ring on a friend's PC for a few hours and got my ass righteously handed to me as a first time player- watching Kevkev who can barely tolerate a Pokemon game without whinging try to struggle past it will be glorious.

There's a number of item duplication glitches still in the game even post patch. I honestly expect Kevin to just cheat for a cakewalk, completely missing the point of Souls games.

 

[Meiwaku]

It really pisses me off how they keep taking newborn animals from their mothers. I’m not very familiar with animal husbandry but I would think it would be more beneficial for baby to be with mama, right?

Baby animals need colostrum (this includes humans) to keep them warm/get antibodies. This is essential for neonates especially those who are outdoors because like I said it's what helps them thermoregulate. It's fucking winter. I don't know how cold it is in Westcliffe but they SHOULD have that Alpaca and Mom in a barn together if it's cold (lol what barn ik). They should check to make sure mom has milk and the baby is drinking on its own. They also should have let mom clean the baby.

I know this is true with sheep. But Cleaning the afterbirth off of an animal is a bit dangerous because the mothers will sometimes reject infants that "smell wrong" so now you have a bottle baby you need to feed every 4 hours and I'm assuming Alpaca babies drink a lot. You don't want to do this. If you've never had to rehab or feed a baby animal this way just picture it like a human infant. It's a pain in the ass no matter how cute the animal is.

I know they've been retarded enough to do this with sheep before and admit it.

 

[Dunkleosteus]

Why are these retards still letting their victims breed.

I answered my own question but honestly, 9 bucks in their accounts, 100's a month to barely feed the horde and they're still not separating the males or sterilising (can you sterilise male alpaca?) them? Fucking retards.

Also Kevin's forehead. Yikes.

 

[JY's Tampon]

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He looks like Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

This started as me cropping the picture to emphasize how his hairline makes him look like a 55 year old accountant or something but then I think I went too far:

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

He looks like Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler.
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Rourke was 56 when he made that movie. Penny is aging at speedrun levels.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

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1) I honestly thought that was a photoshop of Kevin, I don't know how he takes that photo and thinks "Oh yer i look fine". His 5head wrinkles are gross, like it makes me uncomfortable, its like triggering some trypophobia inside me or something.

2) Is it safe to assume due to the abysmal living conditions of the alpacas that this baby alpaca is another one who was rejected by its mother? Maybe i'm wrong but if you cuddle up with a baby pakki like that the mother won't take it back right?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Kevin forehead update:

The way the grease glistens in the light, accentuating the retreating hairline and deep creases that dare I say remind me of the Nazca lines, is mesmerizing in a beautiful yet twisted and unholy way.