Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

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Book Thief said:
Casual reminder that this is the same guy who, on multiple episodes of the Jimquisition, whipped out a dildo staff and sucked it on-camera. For him to accuse others of having "creepy sex obsessions" is some Pot-and-Kettle tier bullshit.
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I bet it's the whole stupid punching up/down thing where it's okay for Jim to force people to watch him act out his fetishes because he's been designated a member of a vulnerable minority group by fellow 'progressives' while JK Rowling is a cis white female and the only people she gets to criticise are white cis men.
 
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Just_a_Bored_Guy said:
Something about From Software fans and Elden Ring, I don't know. Not like anything they say is as interesting as their fashion choices.
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Why the fuck did he decide to do the video while spelunking?! I could barely understand anything he said in the opening with all that reverb. Also "Thussy"? You mean your big man fupa?
 
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Who wore it better?
 
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Just_a_Bored_Guy said:
Something about From Software fans and Elden Ring, I don't know. Not like anything they say is as interesting as their fashion choices.
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The cool thing about Jim is that after all this time I still find myself thinking something as basic as, 'wow, why is this guy such a weirdo?'

Like he can't walk down the street without everybody around him thinking to themselves 'wow, what a weirdo', but he probably acts like that means that everybody wants to fuck him or something.

I will say, I love the way that he's insisting on these real world Jimquisition shoots in bizarre locations like a cave or children's playground at night, because seeing how he actually is without fat girl angles and such creates a hilarious contrast with his desperate 'look how irresistibly sexy I am ladies!' photos he always posts on twitter.
 
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Just_a_Bored_Guy said:
Something about From Software fans and Elden Ring, I don't know. Not like anything they say is as interesting as their fashion choices.
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A big game company apparently doesn't treat it's staff like kings? Say it isn't so! I gave up watching like half way through so I have nothing to say apart from how terrible he looked in the footage he put in of him streaming the game, either his colour balance is absolutely fucked or its because of the screen lighting his face up but he looks white and it makes him look ill.
 
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ZaireNotTheCongo97 said:
Why the fuck did he decide to do the video while spelunking?! I could barely understand anything he said in the opening with all that reverb. Also "Thussy"? You mean your big man fupa?
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Not sure walking around Stump Cross Caverns is quite spelunking, mind :) I had to google "thussy" as I couldn't work out where the "th" comes from. It's a "they/them pussy"... Jesus. Why relate yourself to having a pussy when saying you're non-binary?
 
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Lightly Buttered Crumpet said:
Not sure walking around Stump Cross Caverns is quite spelunking, mind :) I had to google "thussy" as I couldn't work out where the "th" comes from. It's a "they/them pussy"... Jesus. Why relate yourself to having a pussy when saying you're non-binary?
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Because he doesn't want people to know he has a thenis
 
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Lightly Buttered Crumpet said:
Not sure walking around Stump Cross Caverns is quite spelunking, mind :) I had to google "thussy" as I couldn't work out where the "th" comes from. It's a "they/them pussy"... Jesus. Why relate yourself to having a pussy when saying you're non-binary?
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I think its meant to be relating itself to 'bussy' (asshole) and not pussy. Because what we need is a gender neutral term for something that disgusting, not fetish stuff guys.
 
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Neko GF said:
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Am I wrong or does Jim just look like the worst possible fucking Mad Moxxie cosplay possible? I swear that's what this is at this point.

Also... Jim... Never do a fucking video inside a cave again. This is low quality even for you.

Wait... Jim you literally just said the real reason why it doesn't get picked up. Because it's poorly translated and in no way verified. What if some journalists have looked up on it and they can't find anything? I know we can't say that for sure, but we don't know either way. Your entire point here is that we should take rumors at face value.
 
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So, allow me to shill a smaller YouTube channel that did what Jim Sterling refused to do - talk about video games. Black Mage Benjamin (previously known as Black Mage Maverick) goes over what he does and doesn't like about the gameplay (Ya know, the important part of a game), and actually mentions how the battle pass makes the game worse (because he's not Jim Sterling). He's also a Christian apparently. You know - that group of people Jim hates with a burning passion? It's not relevant at all, just funny how Jim's least favorite kind of person took a video he made for a hobby more seriously than Jim took/takes his own job he makes a living from.


And yes, Jim Sterling is such a lazy shell of a commentator than a reviewer making a review is the threshold to do his job better than he does.
 
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Everyone's focusing on how awful he looks/sounds in the cave, but can we take a minute to appreciate how awful he looks on Twitch, too?JimTwitch.png
Imagine spending your precious leisure time watching this fucking ghoul, lit up like a corpse, fake-laugh his way through an incompetent Elden Ring LP, with insightful commentary such as 'my arse, my arse, my arse'.
 
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BHWuser said:
Wait... Jim you literally just said the real reason why it doesn't get picked up. Because it's poorly translated and in no way verified. What if some journalists have looked up on it and they can't find anything? I know we can't say that for sure, but we don't know either way. Your entire point here is that we should take rumors at face value.
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Allegations (As long as it fits the progressive narrative) being taken as gospel is an ongoing problem with all of cancel culture as well as on Twitter and other progressive communities in general and I'm not suprised Jim follows it unquestionably now that being woke is his new gimmick instead being edgy.
 
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