Landon Hiscock / Lana Hiscock / Fanny Traggot / @Fanny_Traggot / niobiumprincess / NiobiumEmpress - What is more feminine than a queef, milady?

[FatalTater]

So, wait what.
Someone has a hole in their intestinal tract, and doctors don't want to fix it?
Is bacteria not a thing in this day and age?

 

[Reverend]

This is proof positive that the farther you fall from the Light of Lord and Savior Jesus Christ the closer you are to drilling a hole through your pelvis, gutting your reproductive organs like a stuck fish, then yelling at the world for doing so when your body fails you.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Just though, didn’t he go from being Landon Hiscock to Lana Hiscock?
What’s Lana spell backwards again?

Was waiting for someone else to notice that.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

alright im gonna go ahead and ask
as horrific as this is, why is THIS particular case homepage worthy? how is this lunatic different from any other lunatic? or have we just had a dry spell on the ol new cow shipment in a while...?

Did you not read the OP
it's terrifying. it's funny. that's what this site is for.

 

[the khat quaffer]

ASK ME HOW BIG MY VAGINA IS MOM

You know when moms and daughters have "the talk" I wonder if Lando is gonna try the same?

"Mom.... It started... I was just sitting there in algebra class when some diarrhea leaked out all over my thighs. I'm finally starting to become a woman!"

I will never feel a scrap for any troon but my heart bleeds for the mothers and fathers.

 

[Nick Gars]

No. It's a perfectly normal name in Newfoundland. It's actually pronounced "hiss-cock" and it's a pretty common surname in Newfoundland. Someone with the last name Hiscock to me is as common as someone with the last name Nelson to you if you live in parts of the US. As funny as it is to see it written, the negative connotations wouldn't have been as obvious to anyone familiar with the surname. We're talking about a place where Butt and Badcock are also common surnames and there are towns with names like Dildo, Spread Eagle, Blow Me Down and Come by Chance. We're talking about a province where there are people literally named Dick Butt from South Dildo and no one bats an eye. Landon Hiscock probably wouldn't even be picked up on by the schoolyard bully contingent.

*Edit* Like, look at this as an example. Hiscock House: The Tale of an Entrepreneurial Woman. To an outsider is reads like "His Cock House: The Tale of an Entrepreneurial Woman." If you were from Newfoundland you wouldn't even pick up on that double entendre because it's a perfectly normal surname.

I entirety get that it's a cultural thing, but there is definitely some cosmic level humor in his name and lot in life.

Sometimes you got to wonder if the Sky Wizards are just shit posters pretending to be gods.

 

[it's called nyotaika]

mmm when that autogynophile gets the cock chop and all the boner-decisions are over. at least you chased that dragon so hard you've finally gotten rid of chasers

idk how amhole supreme does it. is he just the last resort of the lowest of the low or are they legitimately compelled to him?

also r8 me l8 but what religion? if he's yet another troon shanda fur die goyim i'm gonna flip something.

 

[DumbDude42]

when i saw the thread title i first assumed "land on his cock" was some kind of coomer meme name he gave himself, like some porn stars do. but no, it's actually a real name. i really wonder what was going through his parents minds when they made that decision.

 

[retardmode99]

So, wait what.
Someone has a hole in their intestinal tract, and doctors don't want to fix it?
Is bacteria not a thing in this day and age?

Someone said earlier on in the thread.
Even to this day there is no agreed-upon 'one way' to do bottom surgery. It's still an experimental surgery.
Therefore no doctor or surgeon wants to work on top of a completely different surgeons' experimental surgery & be liable when it inevitably gets more complex and worse.
Also, very few surgeons probably want to face the wrath of a terminally-online tranny when their surgery goes wrong. Mrs. Hiscock has publicly spazzed out on their medical workers before.

 

[kcbbq]

So he’s a gay Pentecostal from bumfuck, Canada who got electroshock therapy for depression in his teens. Possibly/probably molested by his closeted gay uncle.
Usually evangelicals/fundamentalists believe that devout spirituality assures mental health and/or that mental illness indicates spiritual failure.

If he’s 30 he got electroshock in what, 2007? I thought they stopped doing that shit in the 70s. Was that paid for by the Canadian govt? What the fuck? That shit is not good for your brain and frankly it’s barbaric. Especially considering it didn’t stop him from trooning out.

Electroshock AND troonery are both extreme physical attempts to fix a mental problem. Is the extreme physical measures of dealing with mental health issues a Pentecostal thing?

Definitely want to know more about the parents and family. Methinks there’s more there than meets the eye. Maybe they even know the uncle molested him and are trying to make up for it in support.

edit: Armchair but maybe the reason he’s so jealous of his sister is because she didn’t get molested by their gay uncle.

Electroshock is a powerful, and almost magic-like treatment for some types of extreme depression. I knew someone who needed it and went from very suicidal to pretty normal after, because suddenly meds started working when nothing helped before.

It's just not used to zap agitated people into zombiehood anymore.

 

[Exuvia]

If he’s 30 he got electroshock in what, 2007? I thought they stopped doing that shit in the 70s. Was that paid for by the Canadian govt? What the fuck? That shit is not good for your brain and frankly it’s barbaric. Especially considering it didn’t stop him from trooning out.

ECT is still absolutely still done to this day. It is done under a sedative and apparently has significant positive effect on many patients. It’s not like the mental image you might have from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. I’ve known at least one person who swears by it. The main drawback, other than the obvious risks of shooting electricity into your brain, is that it needs to be done somewhat regularly to maintain its effectiveness in a patient that responds well to it.

 

[Stone Cold Ralph]

when i saw the thread title i first assumed "land on his cock" was some kind of coomer meme name he gave himself, like some porn stars do. but no, it's actually a real name. i really wonder what was going through his parents minds when they made that decision.

anal hiscock

 

[0 0]

So, wait what.
Someone has a hole in their intestinal tract, and doctors don't want to fix it?
Is bacteria not a thing in this day and age?

I can't say if it applies to all SRS surgeons but I've witnessed an excessive number of instances where they absolutely do not care about a patient's complications. While that's to be expected when these people fly out to some foreign country to save a buck or get around legal issues surrounding the procedure, it happens to a worrying degree in the west. Kevin Gibes, when he underwent SRS, had necrotizing tissue and not only did his surgeon not get back to him until around a month later, they just told him to suck it up and let it rot. It would take him around another month of pestering his surgeon before they even pretended to care and snipped it off.

Browsing the SRS and GRS thread shows a lot of the same story. An individual gets the surgery, something horrific happens such as their neovagina splitting open like cherry cannoli or their scar tissue obstructs their urethra, and the surgeon takes weeks to respond and then merely tells them to wait until it magically improves. At least in FtM's it's just stupid because a neophallus always just looks stupid. I've seen surgeons who place the fake penis directly under the navel, offset it by entire inches to the left or right, and one where they constructed it using arm tissue which had a sleeve tattoo. There's seldom any major issues beyond it just appearing ridiculous. But MtF's are straight up body horror because it's way more intrusive, destructive, and prone to complications.

In this instance, Fanny's surgeon tried to pass the blame and told Fanny that because it's a fistula into his colon, a general surgeon should be the one to fix it even though the SRS surgeon was the one who caused it. Imagine you're a plumber and you get called in to fix another man's work. When you arrive, not only is what you need to fix completely incomprehensible, using methods and techniques completely alien to anyone besides the man who did it, the thing you were tasked with fixing is the house's electricity. Then when you say "just because they somehow wrapped live wire around a drainage pipe, that doesn't mean it's within my realm of expertise," the home owners blame you for not fixing it while the electrician who ruined it is in the same room and convincing them it's your fault. That's what's happening to fanny, his neovagina, and his general surgeon against his SRS surgeon according to Fanny's recollection of events.

 

[Speakeasy Electric]

Electroshock is a powerful, and almost magic-like treatment for some types of extreme depression. I knew someone who needed it and went from very suicidal to pretty normal after, because suddenly meds started working when nothing helped before.

It's just not used to zap agitated people into zombiehood anymore.

ECT is still absolutely still done to this day. It is done under a sedative and apparently has significant positive effect on many patients. It’s not like the mental image you might have from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. I’ve known at least one person who swears by it. The main drawback, other than the obvious risks of shooting electricity into your brain, is that it needs to be done somewhat regularly to maintain its effectiveness in a patient that responds well to it.

Meh. I have heard that it has been used as an absolute last line of defense for severe depression, but I thought it was performed by private quack psychiatrists, not the fucking state. If homeboy here was in his teens he absolutely should not have been subject to it.

ECT constituted the ‘last resort’ treatment.
If you’re so depressed you’ll “try anything to feel better” I can see it being appealing, but while proponents of electroshock argue that applying a certain amount of electricity to the brain in order to create a grand mal seizure is safe and “therapeutic”, electroshock is, in reality, a psychiatric procedure whose sole intent is to injure and disable the brain.

It destroys peoples memory, and can and does have long term consequences to mood. Not always in a good way.

 

[Cybertonia]

This is literally that shitty walrus movie level of body horror. These procedures should not be legal holy fucking shit.

I think that GRS is the lobotomy procedure of the current generation. It's got just about the same amount of medical junk science and paved-with-good-intentions magical thinking behind it. "Just mangle their brain, that'll mentally fix em!" has become "Just mangle their nuts, that'll mentally fix em!"

 

[Oxyjen]

ECT is fairly commonplace on the NHS if that’s comparable to Canada. Used less than it used to be, but interestingly can still be done against your will if you’re a mental patient.

https://www.elft.nhs.uk/sites/default/files/2022-01/ect_leaflet.pdf

 

[Berserk Fury]

I think that GRS is the lobotomy procedure of the current generation. It's got just about the same amount of medical junk science and paved-with-good-intentions magical thinking behind it. "Just mangle their brain, that'll mentally fix em!" has become "Just mangle their nuts, that'll mentally fix em!"

Might just be a form of experimental population control, after all, they neuter themselves - willingly.

 

[Bassomatic]

I think that GRS is the lobotomy procedure of the current generation. It's got just about the same amount of medical junk science and paved-with-good-intentions magical thinking behind it. "Just mangle their brain, that'll mentally fix em!" has become "Just mangle their nuts, that'll mentally fix em!"

I tend to disagree, I got into this thing where I studied a lot of the medical texts and what not about lobotomies, they were often seen as quack shit in their prime. But it kinda had this mix of desperate people and a cult of personality.

We know for a fact some of these places see Troons as dollar signs, I really can't find much (and I'd be happy to read and learn) on lobotomies being a cash grap.

A lot of these SRS docs are just in it for the cash, to a level makes plastic surgeons look ethical. Also a few of the SRS people like the butcher of Ardmore (who has a thread here) are truly people who HATE men, if MtF wasn't a thing you could get rich on she'd probably be a fucking serial killer.

Funny enough and little power level, but my GP doc, is awesome and retiring, I'm very sad but as I've been shopping for a new one I legit have asked what they think of SRS because it's so medically insane, even if you are down for people doing what they want for their body suggesting this is just WRONG. I wouldn't trust a doctor who's down with this shit to help with an ear ache let alone if I came across a medical problem myself.

 

[DumbDude42]

So, wait what.
Someone has a hole in their intestinal tract, and doctors don't want to fix it?
Is bacteria not a thing in this day and age?

the hole was caused by the tranny surgery in the first place, the original surgeon who caused the mess says he can't (or doesn't want to) fix it for whatever reason, and other surgeons don't want to touch it because surgeons are generally wary on trying to fix other surgeons' mistakes due to the risk of being held liable for further complications in the future.

so now he's basically stuck with a farting amhole for the rest of his life

 

[Cybertonia]

We know for a fact some of these places see Troons as dollar signs, I really can't find much (and I'd be happy to read and learn) on lobotomies being a cash grap.

I bet the doctor who turned Rosemarie Kennedy into a vegetable for being a snotty brat received a whole lot of Kennedy dollars as a paycheck for doing it and shutting up about it