Landon Hiscock / Lana Hiscock / Fanny Traggot / @Fanny_Traggot / niobiumprincess / NiobiumEmpress - What is more feminine than a queef, milady?

[Meiwaku]

Mr.Fanny Copes


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Ah yes the medical definition of a doctor being "doesn't fart from vagina" is too cissexist.


True & Honest as ever

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

Because he's Pentecostal and went through all that shit with ETC, multiple psych ward visits and supposedly multiple suicide attempts, it really seems like he trooned as a last ditch effort to save his relationship with his family. They no doubt hated that he identified as a gay man before, but I found it interesting that his aunt is actually following and interacting with his fanny_traggot account when he's so gross on there. She seems like a very trad person too based on her internet presence, yet she was giving him some stunning & brave talk in her replies to him. So some of his family is aware of how he actually is and are marginally accepting, but I think a lot of that has to do with him dropping the gay thing and pretending to be a straight woman now.

 

[RustedPeacock]

Imagine waking up and first thing you see is this face. That masculine bone structure and vagina made of dong...

 

[wenttobermuda]

Interesting. Here in Newfoundland there is an old saying "me ol' cock," which is a term of endearment you say to a close friend, definitely the same as this and derived from previous forms of English. People now just say it for a laugh but even like 60 years ago it was used in a serious fashion.

It's interesting that language like this lingers in some places. The story of this troon's perfect name is epic in scope, spanning centuries and continents.

A process that began with the Norman invasion of England and the introduction of new names into english, ends with a faggot being born "Landon Hiscock" in Canada and trading in his comically small wiener for a fistula.

I don't believe in divine providence, but this just feels like it was meant to be.

 

[Bassomatic]

It's interesting that language like this lingers in some places. The story of this troon's perfect name is epic in scope, spanning centuries and continents.

A process that began with the Norman invasion of England and the introduction of new names into english, ends with a faggot being born "Landon Hiscock" in Canada and trading in his comically small wiener for a fistula.

I don't believe in divine providence, but this just feels like it was meant to be.

The battle of Hastings outcome is... got really fucking weird man. Really fucking weird.

 

[Meiwaku]

Because he's Pentecostal and went through all that shit with ETC, multiple psych ward visits and supposedly multiple suicide attempts, it really seems like he trooned as a last ditch effort to save his relationship with his family. They no doubt hated that he identified as a gay man before, but I found it interesting that his aunt is actually following and interacting with his fanny_traggot account when he's so gross on there. She seems like a very trad person too based on her internet presence, yet she was giving him some stunning & brave talk in her replies to him. So some of his family is aware of how he actually is and are marginally accepting, but I think a lot of that has to do with him dropping the gay thing and pretending to be a straight woman now.

He has claimed that his uncle is actually gay but his uncle follows the rules because he married a woman and had kids with her. Some communities will leave you alone if you "follow the rules" but are undoubtedly a homosexual.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Yet again Kiwi Farms has edumacated this dumb Yurpeenor. I thought I’d seen it all with the SRS disasters thread, but now I’ve discovered that Canada has its very own human safari park populated with creatures such as “Dick Butt” and Mister Hiscock over here. I thought the rumours about Newfoundland were a myth. Evidently not!

Do they do tours? I promise not to annoy the Fannius Brapholius by poking it through the bars or anything, it seems angry enough already.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Surprised he didn't change his name to Hercock

 

[Chicken Neck Nelly]

Surprised he didn't change his name to Hercock

He should change it to Narcock since he got narn. For context, in Newfoundland, "nar" or "narn'" means none or neither, derived from the seldom used and in my opinion dated word "nary."

 

[Mushroom Soup]

This entire thread can be summed up with

Also it's so funny to me that immediately after getting his dick chopped off he goes and does the least womanly thing imaginable: tries to get on Grindr

 

[I'm Retarded?]

does anybody ever think about what it must feel like to watch the bombs drop. to see your entire world set on fire and feel in your heart, that the white-hot glow you see on the horizon, is the total physical obliteration of these people and everyone like them. and you're being given the privilege to watch it happen before the fire takes you with them, and leaves only ashes behind. no ruins. no remains. no memory. only dust.

asking for a friend

 

[detractorzer0]

Not nut November has started extremely early this year boys. Not even viagra will cure the ED I've come down with from seeing what I have just seen. Bravo.

In this instance, Fanny's surgeon tried to pass the blame and told Fanny that because it's a fistula into his colon, a general surgeon should be the one to fix it even though the SRS surgeon was the one who caused it. Imagine you're a plumber and you get called in to fix another man's work. When you arrive, not only is what you need to fix completely incomprehensible, using methods and techniques completely alien to anyone besides the man who did it, the thing you were tasked with fixing is the house's electricity. Then when you say "just because they somehow wrapped live wire around a drainage pipe, that doesn't mean it's within my realm of expertise," the home owners blame you for not fixing it while the electrician who ruined it is in the same room and convincing them it's your fault. That's what's happening to fanny, his neovagina, and his general surgeon against his SRS surgeon according to Fanny's recollection of events.

It's interesting to say the least. It is so odd seeing them disregard them and try to pawn them off on general surgeons. Nothing about what this SRS surgeon made here is typical or recognizable. It's insane to believe a general surgeon can deal with it without issue. I'm inclined to believe that the SRS surgeons just don't want to deal with these people once the surgery is done.

 

[kcbbq]

Meh. I have heard that it has been used as an absolute last line of defense for severe depression, but I thought it was performed by private quack psychiatrists, not the fucking state. If homeboy here was in his teens he absolutely should not have been subject to it.

ECT constituted the ‘last resort’ treatment.
If you’re so depressed you’ll “try anything to feel better” I can see it being appealing, but while proponents of electroshock argue that applying a certain amount of electricity to the brain in order to create a grand mal seizure is safe and “therapeutic”, electroshock is, in reality, a psychiatric procedure whose sole intent is to injure and disable the brain.

It destroys peoples memory, and can and does have long term consequences to mood. Not always in a good way.

It was done by the VA in my example, but if it makes you feel better you can consider them private quack psychiatrists. No skin off my back.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

also the exact name eludes me but there was that other Roman Emperor who had a dead wife he missed so much he took a young slave boy, dressed him drag, had him castrated and called him by his dead wife's name.

That was Nero and his catamite Sporus. It's likely a true story, Nero had kicked his pregnant wife Poppaea in her abdomen in a fit of rage and ended up killing her. If Nero ever felt guilt for anything in his entire sordid life (incest with mother, raping a vestal virgin, killing his mother, killing his first wife, da-de-da) it was likely for that. Sporus was said to resemble Poppaea to an uncanny degree.

Sporus actually outlived Nero's death. One of the short-lived emperors that followed Nero, Otho, took possession of him and planned to have him publicly raped in a reenactment of the Rape of Proserpina. Sporus killed himself rather than face that. Interesting fact, Poppaea, who Sporus was supposed to resemble so closely, had been married to Otho before Nero forced their divorce so he could take her as a wife. Otho was just as fucked up in his own way as Nero.

As an aside, he really should have picked the name Olive for his troony forever name. Olive Hiscock.

 

[Lift Me Up]

I see being a tranny is their whole identity. What a sad life you have to live where all you talk about is being a transexual.

 

[John Freeman]

Brilliant OP. Born too late to explore the earth, born too early to explore the cosmos, but born at just the right time to watch some troon destroy himself.’

 

[wenttobermuda]

The battle of Hastings outcome is... got really fucking weird man. Really fucking weird.

It is alleged that when Godwinson fell at Hastings, the Normans castrated him. Just hacked his wiener off right there on the field. I like to believe it's true, and consider this practice more reasonable than SRS. Anyway, they left Godwinson with a more aesthetically pleasing and functional set of genitals than Hiscock currently sports.

But yes, a ghastly, dickless echo of Hastings sounds in Canada to this day.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

It is bitterly ironic his religious parents managed to raise him to be whatever the fuck he is, and still support him. Shit like Landon is why God doesn't talk to us anymore.

If they were the kind of Christians they claim to be they would disown him and cut him off like he lopped off his cock.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I'm inclined to believe that the SRS surgeons just don't want to deal with these people once the surgery is done

Of course they don't. Troons are mentally ill monsters. Imagine how vile they are when something goes wrong.

 

[Scrumption]

Glad he got his own thread to stink up with his pus bucket that looks like a tarantula’s pedipalps. Move over, vagina dentata. Make way for the new mythical horror, the flatulence-slinging amhole featuring uncontrolable bowel movements.

So lemme just confirm. According to His Cock, he told his SRS surgeon that he had a tear, and the surgeon told him to dilate harder? Then the general surgeon was tasked with fixing the shit fistula and instead bailed out and said “wait and see what happens”? So a surgeon told him that he wants to wait to see if the fistula heals itself? I understand not wanting to touch another surgeon’s butchery, but the surgeon must be aware that fistulas don’t fix themselves, right.

Does anyone have any pictures of Landing on His Cock just before he transitioned? I feel like he wouldn’t be an ugly man if he had the right haircut. It isn’t like he is a superfat like many other troons.