Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Mr Moonface]

I’d missed this particularly difficult to watch clip of Patty bombing with “jokes” about trans dinosaurs. He’s so nervous on stage that he can barely get the words out, and when he does they make no sense.

Also, he’s still unhinged:

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Lol what was his job at Target, toilet licker? He’s not qualified to do anything else there.

Here's the full spergout. Piggy is in fine form today.

 

[Hot Dog]

You think that’s bad, @AprilRains started sending me internet tough guy threats by DM just because she’s not getting the stickers she wants. Between the newcomers and a few of the stalwarts, this thread attracts a bunch of people who have spotted a lolcow they think might possibly be even more of a loser than they are. They all need our thots and prayers.

It's the Kiwi farms circle, drawing attention is always going to upset the diehards. Happened in the Lowtax thread all the time. I'm a confirmed retard but if you have to run around telling people you are better than them, you aren't, its part of the rules. This site is to point and laugh at people, no one is excluded.

A good book title would be Patrick and the Lurking Childs.

 

[yourdadscumdumpster]

I’d missed this particularly difficult to watch clip of Patty bombing with “jokes” about trans dinosaurs. He’s so nervous on stage that he can barely get the words out, and when he does they make no sense.

Also, he’s still unhinged:

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Lol what was his job at Target, toilet licker? He’s not qualified to do anything else there.

This is why I love watching this dude take L after L. I know people with PhDs who have worked at Subway or as a Janitor to make ends meet. This guy, with no degree, no marketable skills, and massive debt, somehow believes, honestly, that a fucking job at Target (which today probably pays close to $20/hour and with full bennies) is "beneath him".

What a cunt.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

I could see Pat ending up like Lucas Werner, living on the streets but still too good for a job

 

[Nate Higgers]

Ah you must be one of those “stalkers” he keeps fondly talking about.

*atalker

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I could see Pat ending up like Lucas Werner, living on the streets but still too good for a job

Assuming his "fans" don't bail him out.

 

[ElAbominacion]

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Couldn’t have happened to a fatter Rick. Better grab that deck, head on down to Hooligans and fire off another 300 words for that new project #amwriting

The faggot has a Microsoft laptop, writes edgy shit on it and can't fucking use it for hacking.

None of your machines even come so close to killing fascists, Fatrick.

 

[A Sunset]

Here's the full spergout. Piggy is in fine form

Oh god there were some belly laughs in this batch. I can’t believe Fatrick feels the need to respond to every single comment he gets - the time he spends doing that for no reason is just priceless. He’s like the holy grail for trolling. There’s something about seeing him argue with himself about who’s the real Fatrick that gets me gigglin’ every time.

I was a pretty big Ralph A-Lawg when I first joined the Farms a mere two months ago, but I think Fatrick might replacing the Memphis Micro as my primary source of amusement when I’m supposed to be productive.


Thanks for your service @Mr Moonface

 

[AnOminous]

Oh god there were some belly laughs in this batch. I can’t believe Fatrick feels the need to respond to every single comment he gets - the time he spends doing that for no reason is just priceless. He’s like the holy grail for trolling. There’s something about seeing him argue with himself about who’s the real Fatrick that gets me gigglin’ every time.

I sometimes try to put myself into the mindset of a lolcow just to imagine what it might be like to think that way, but this becomes really impossible when you try to do this with a retard of the magnitude of Fat Rick.

Because seriously, imagine that you are a human being, and you encounter someone on Twitter (well okay if you are normal you probably are not on Twitter but let us stretch credulity a bit). They claim to be your toilet.

Yes.

They actually claim to be your toilet.

And now in normal people world what do you do?

a)ignore them they are obviously crazy
b)report them to Twitter but otherwise ignore them
c)merely laugh at what kind of autist would do this
d)actually argue with your own toilet in public.

If you answered d) you are Fat Rick!

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

I’d missed this particularly difficult to watch clip of Patty bombing with “jokes” about trans dinosaurs. He’s so nervous on stage that he can barely get the words out, and when he does they make no sense.

Also, he’s still unhinged:

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Lol what was his job at Target, toilet licker? He’s not qualified to do anything else there.

lol imagine this schmuck showing up at 5 in the morning to offload the product trailer with all the cheeto dread black kids

He probably looks exactly like Nikocado in a little red target t-shirt

 

[Mr Moonface]

He's currently battling an imposter child:



Busy day for our piglet.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

Here's the full spergout. Piggy is in fine form today.

Incredible, he just can't stop.

 

[Slobs]

Allegedly Ricky is not gay. But according to Fatrick he allegedly doesn't owe Quasi money, and allegedly he didn't fail to get a restraining order.
Not sure about you guys but I'm not convinced..

 

[yourdadscumdumpster]

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Allegedly Ricky is not gay. But according to Fatrick he allegedly doesn't owe Quasi money, and allegedly he didn't fail to get a restraining order.
Not sure about you guys but I'm not convinced..

Between this and his tranny dinos "joke" I am not sure his fellow SF writers would be too pleased to know about his apparent hatred of faggot degeneracy.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Maybe someday the pepperoni thing will not make me laugh my head off, but today is not that day.

Is there a Fatrick wiki or something that has catalogued all the various troll campaigns? Something like the magnificent OP but way more detailed? I need a good laugh.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

"I'm not on Grindr as I'm not gay"? Nigga how about because you're married lol, he's so insecure of his homosexuality that he needs to correcT the record about it more than he needs to keep up the facade that is his marriage. Sad!

 

[Space Cooter]

I sometimes try to put myself into the mindset of a lolcow just to imagine what it might be like to think that way, but this becomes really impossible when you try to do this with a retard of the magnitude of Fat Rick.

Because seriously, imagine that you are a human being, and you encounter someone on Twitter (well okay if you are normal you probably are not on Twitter but let us stretch credulity a bit). They claim to be your toilet.

Yes.

They actually claim to be your toilet.

And now in normal people world what do you do?

a)ignore them they are obviously crazy
b)report them to Twitter but otherwise ignore them
c)merely laugh at what kind of autist would do this
d)actually argue with your own toilet in public.

If you answered d) you are Fat Rick!

I think beyond anything else Patrick is bored. Bored and deeply disappointed with where his life is. Bored people say stupid things —especially when they truly believe they have been robbed of a more exciting, fulfilling life. This is his hobby as much as it is the trolls.

 

[Trayvon Fartin]

Patrick responds to almost literally every comment he receives on Twitter, to the point where he feels compelled to point out that the guy behind the “Patrick Tomlinson’s Toilet” account isn’t ACTUALLY his toilet every time he posts.

If you added it all up, how big a chunk of his limited time on earth do you think has been spent typing out the exact same sentence to epically own the trolls when they’re telling him niggers are farting in his wife’s pussy?

If he could actually see the number do you think he’d stop?

 

[instythot]

I’d missed this particularly difficult to watch clip of Patty bombing with “jokes” about trans dinosaurs. He’s so nervous on stage that he can barely get the words out, and when he does they make no sense.

Also, he’s still unhinged:

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Lol what was his job at Target, toilet licker? He’s not qualified to do anything else there.

Oh man, Open Mic Failure Patrick is my favorite failing Patrick. Maybe he'll start uploading sets again now that putin cured covid and he can't afford another vacation within his projected lifespan

Maybe someday the pepperoni thing will not make me laugh my head off, but today is not that day.

Is there a Fatrick wiki or something that has catalogued all the various troll campaigns? Something like the magnificent OP but way more detailed? I need a good laugh.

It's not really a wiki, but there are some true gems he can't seem to get deleted in his one star reviews on Goodreads. And some half arguments. For some reason he's left his half of the conversations up in some cases where he could get an account deleted, making him look a bit more unhinged than usual

 

[Melissa Sanchez]

The Honorable Judge Mishelow drops in to give his take on Twitter. Fatty is not amused.