Orbiter Rozanna Sandra Ralph / The Demon Baby 2.0 - Hog and horse hybrid, may God save us all. Xander's half sister. "Cozy[.tv] Rozy"

[CashMoney!]

Always makes my heart sink when lolcows procreate. I hope this little one grows up mostly away from Ralph and has a somewhat normal life, isolated from the Internet, and ASAP. Ralph will treat this newborn like a disabled puppy and get mad when he realises for many months that the only thing babies do is cry, shit, spew, and sleep. Being a parent is hard and he is definitely not cut out for even part time exposure to a newborn. I really hope he does not plaster this sweetheart everywhere from here on out to own haters, but that's exactly what he will do.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Guant: 2
Null: 0

you better step up josh

0? Josh is the proud godfather of two pigeons.

 

[SilkyJohnson]

Godspeed little baby your start in life is going to be rough but sometimes people can escape their past and live healthy adult lives.

 

[NynchLiggers]

Unfortunately it's very likely that Mantsu will project her own body issues on the baby and underfeed it so Ethanol's impressive gunt genes don't manifest.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Ralph I'll be as polite as possible, if you and Amanda have any fuck ups in caring for this baby please consider putting this baby up for adoption. You have had severe problems with alcohol and prescription pills and your wife has a confirmed deviant fetish that's strongly associated with child molesters. The odds are you two are unfit for caretaking.

I hope for the child's sake you prove this forum and wider internet wrong and your daughter grows up to be a fantastic successful person. But if you even slightly consider putting this baby up for adoption do it fucking now as adoption seeking families are far more interested in babies as they're usually not severe victims of abuse. You'll of course be mocked but you're already used to that.

Playtime is over buddy, don't fuck this one up like you did to your bastard child. Buy a life insurance policy & leave it in the kid's name only allowing her to touch the money when she's an adult.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

I can only imagine how expensive this new bastard child is going to financially drain Ralph's bank account, because from what I heard raising a newborn can be very expensive in the first year and beyond.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

All we can do is take their word on it, and I imagine Ralph would have tweeted within 30 seconds if he found out something was wrong.

No, Ralph would probably not admit anything but he’s also so dumb he probably wouldn’t know anything was amiss unless they were doing CPR.

But All I saw was him posting her photos and she was crying at 10 mins.

Also. I thought they were going to keep the baby off SM? Of course, Ralph post her on Twitter the first five minutes of life.

 

[The Deep State]

Guant: 2
Null: 0

you better step up josh

"These two hate each other so much they'll fuck eventually" - Jim

Null will be the mother of Guntling 3.

 

[veri]

i don’t think it’s that bad of a name but it sounds like a combination of ralph and amanda

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I can only imagine how expensive this new bastard child is going to financially drain Ralph's bank account, because from what I heard raising a newborn can be very expensive in the first year and beyond.

Pantsu will get WIC she’s an unmarried, single mother after all. Diapers will be Reeethan’s biggest expense.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Good work Ralph, it's a lot easier to have May apply for welfare now!

 

[MagmaStalker]

The Second rider is here, he must now find the other to vessels to carry 3 and 4. The first one gave us plague as its introduction, this one gave us war, I wonder and look forward to 3 and 4's arrival...
"Your kingdom's come, your will be done on earth as it is in hell".
Literally every one of his kids has been born during a historical event.

Perhaps ralph already has another pregnant? The US is apparently prepped for massive inflation and supply shortages. Famine incoming.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

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Yikes.

 

[veri]

Yikes.

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@John Andrews Stan is gonna have a fun time with these new reroll pics

 

[Ulamog did nothing wrong]

Perhaps ralph already has another pregnant? The US is apparently prepped for massive inflation and supply shortages. Famine incoming.

It may have been that Vegas hooker, if it makes it to term, then we may be in for something worse. We are fucked aren't we?

 

[veri]

also apparently for every babymama the first kid usually looks like the father. very apparent here we’re gonna literally see the female version of ralph

 

[Aspy]

also apparently for every babymama the first kid usually looks like the father. very apparent here we’re gonna literally see the female version of ralph

So, is she gonna grow up to also have an improbably flat ass and a bifurcated gunt?
Atleast she'll inherit her dad's impressive rack.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Congratulations ralph and pantsu, may your kid stay healthy and safe. Safe ralph. Keyword: safe you sick fuck.

 

[MrShekelstein36]

Times will be hard. People are gonna laugh at you, maybe worse because they won't understand your situation but know that you have my sincerest respect and wishes for pulling through and making something out of yourself. Keep your head up and always remember: Don't feel ashamed of who you are because you shouldn't.

Be ashamed of your parents.

Ralph, please make sure to have your kids read this to provide guidance in the trying times they are inevitably about to face.

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

At least it's a girl and can grow up to be a porky stripper instead of a fat spree shooter when Ralph inevitably abandons her and the daddy issues take hold.