The bimbo is back – and as a feminist I couldn’t be more delighted - I think I lost brain cells reading this

https://www.theguardian.com/comment...and-as-a-feminist-i-couldnt-be-more-delighted

Haven’t heard of BimboTok? Then it’s time to wake up and smell the lip gloss. It’s a subsection of TikTok where self-proclaimed bimbos are proudly reclaiming the title. A bit of fun.

You won’t catch me trying to stand in the way of evolving language. My efforts to keep up with the right words to use often feel like standing in a rough sea while the waves smash me in and out, occasionally flooring me. Thrilling, if precarious.


Take my own sexuality. I experimented with identifying as pansexual only to find out from Twitter that I had accidentally “erased” bisexuality. I didn’t know I was able to do that, let alone all by myself. I don’t know if you’ve ever felt simultaneous sadness, shame and incredible power, but it’s very confusing. Eventually, I settled on “queer” as my personal badge of honour. The only problem with that is that the boomers in my life are baffled. “We’ve only just stopped using that one as a slur.” I paraphrase, but they have. There’s no way that isn’t the future waiting for me, too. I can picture my six-year-old, in a decade’s time, muttering to his mates: “Oh my God, did you just hear my mum say ‘neurodivergent’? Ugh. The shame.”

It’s funny and I think really valuable to acknowledge that many of the words we’re using now in an effort to be as kind as possible will, at some point, be the wrong ones. So let’s get into bimbogate. What is it? And why is it making me laugh?

A prominent self-proclaimed bimbo called Chlapecka describes a bimbo as being “a leftist who likes to have their tits out”. I mean, what’s not to love?

This bit. Another bimbo called Princess Faux Rich explains that a modern reclaimed bimbo is “a hyper-feminine person”. They must be pro-surgery while also being “truly authentically themselves”. I see. It’s about being “loved and respected by being themselves without having to change who they are”. Well, maybe don’t advocate people paying surgeons to physically change who they are, then.

Nip and tuck that one flaw in the plan, though, and I’ve gone from thinking, “Well, we wouldn’t reclaim the term ‘silly sausage’,” to becoming a bimbo-ally. A bimbally.

TikTok’s revolutionary bimbos hold firm that women can wear whatever they want, however revealing it is. Yes please. They’re against the far right, including pro-lifers. So far, so fabulous. They are fiercely inclusive, carefully inviting all genders to revel in their glorious bimbodom. Lovely. And they are furious at the term bimbo being used by misogynists to claim that women can’t be beautiful and brainy. I mean, I thought Carol Vorderman had sorted that out for us decades ago, but the important thing is, sentiment-wise: hard agree.

These new, improved bimbos delight in the “pink and the girly”, and good on them. At this stage, I should admit that no one has ever called or will ever call me a bimbo. I’ve got brown hair and miniature knockers and if it weren’t for the cruelty of time melting my face, I’d barely even bother with makeup. But I get it. Of course, we should celebrate taking pride in our appearances, if that’s something that brings those people joy, let alone power and purpose.

I love these bimbos showing that a feminist doesn’t have to look like one type of person or another. And Princess Faux Rich’s argument that it’s as important to know the number of Justin Bieber’s social media followers as it is to know astrophysics is funny.

I’m delighted to welcome the term “bimbo” into the once-banished cannon. “Babe”, “slut” and “bitch” have been waiting for you in there with very open arms.
 
Being a glorified sex doll for men is super empowering. War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

The article is pretty much just a cope to white wash female nature to be more palatable for feminists.
Well, we know who's not a sex doll. The author herself.
5570.jpg
 
Tiktok co-opting shitthat already happened years ago and clickbait making it a "new thing" again is just a universal constant by this point in the same way it was with fucking reddit and clickbait sites a few years ago. Remember the weird brief span to fime where they acted like the fucking generic paper cup paintsplatter pattern thing was some "retro mystery art!!!" thing? Cups never stopped using that fucking patten but they acted like it was some cryptic shit from the 90s that the layman wasn't knowledgeable of.
Speaking of food shit, is the fucking Bimbo Bear bread is still a thing? Or did they change the name of it a year ago without me knowing like they did with aunt jemima, uncle ben, the butter woman and literally any other thing corporations suddenly decided was offensive. It's got nothing to do with these attention seeking bitches It's like some weird jew bread or something.
 
in b4 feminists bring back the 50s housewife in some 'ironic' way.
They already did that a while ago with the whole rockabilly/pin-up revival. It eventually got crushed from all the weight of fatties who believed that Marilyn Monroe was actually a size 14. The flocked to this revival which basically killed it off.
 
They already did that a while ago with the whole rockabilly/pin-up revival. It eventually got crushed from all the weight of fatties who believed that Marilyn Monroe was actually a size 14. The flocked to this revival which basically killed it off.
And yet none of them got back into the kitchen for any period of time longer than it took to empty the fridge. Sad.
 
This manic, ravenous hunger for empowerment must be very tiring.
The people who constantly seek empowerment are weak. They cannot cope with the hand they have been dealt or the consequences of their actions by themselves. Someone needs to assure them because they're not strong enough to accept responsibility nor delusional enough to think anything they've done is good for themselves. They go from one source of validation to another and even begin creating sources of it for other, pathetic weak people. The brief agony that comes with self-realization is unfathomable to them, so they will continue with this until they die or it's too late.
 
TBH, if a woman decides her role in life is to be pretty for her man and can keep doing that while performing the role of wife and mother, I have no problem with that. I wish more women would make an effort to dress nicely and look good.
"Look pretty for her man" is not the same thing as "pro-surgery". Bimbos are not traditionally attractive women, they have silicone filled lips and gaudy fake tits
 
They are fiercely inclusive, carefully inviting all genders to revel in their glorious bimbodom.

Of course it's inclusive. It's Clown World. :roll:

Kelly Bundy was a joke for a reason. Those slutty groupies in hair metal videos were pretty true to life but still often played for laughs. No sensible woman wants to be a walking joke. Unless you need more attention from daddy.

These new, improved bimbos delight in the “pink and the girly”, and good on them. At this stage, I should admit that no one has ever called or will ever call me a bimbo. I’ve got brown hair and miniature knockers and if it weren’t for the cruelty of time melting my face, I’d barely even bother with makeup. But I get it. Of course, we should celebrate taking pride in our appearances, if that’s something that brings those people joy, let alone power and purpose.

Wasn't there a movie with Goldie Hawn where she's an aging groupie? It worked well for Joanna Lumley in Absolutely Fabulous.

They already did that a while ago with the whole rockabilly/pin-up revival. It eventually got crushed from all the weight of fatties who believed that Marilyn Monroe was actually a size 14. The flocked to this revival which basically killed it off.

I remember that. Sizes didn't even work the same way back then. How do they see Marilyn on film and thing she's a fatty? Talk about being delusional about your body.

I can see how some of this stuff fascinates modern women. A lot of modern fashion is fugly or badly done throwbacks. I have to go to several stores to piece together one outfit I'm happy with. Fast fashion has created mountains of three wash dust rags. But a lot of retro stuff was made for body types that could fit on a single airplane seat. Obeasts look horrible in rockabilly clothes.
 
Back