Orbiter Rozanna Sandra Ralph / The Demon Baby 2.0 - Hog and horse hybrid, may God save us all. Xander's half sister. "Cozy[.tv] Rozy"

[The Cunting Death]

So how long before he abandons this bastard as well?

 

[NynchLiggers]

Here's why it's actually a good thing that the baby is ugly:

1) The chance of her spreading the Gunt genes is much smaller, and the white race is saved from more alcoholic Horse-Gunt destruction...

2) ... and the African American gentlemen will be happy to take her. Thankfully they all come installed with the 'abandon yo baby momma' program, which ensures that the Ralph family tradition of abandoning one's child will be maintained. This will also please pappa Ralph who always wanted to be black himself.

This implies Mantsu would not accidentally kill the Ralphababy by underfeeding it on purpose.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Can’t even spell names properly. Come on Ralph, at least pretend to not be a wigger. It should be Rosanna or Roxana if I remember right.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

They spelled the name with the Z because otherwise her name would have been an anagram of anal porn rash Sandra. With the Z, it’s an anagram of anal porn rash Zandra. Haters BTFO.

Now her name is also an anagram for anal hazards NRA porn, which I’m sure makes Ethan proud as punch.

As for her face, all I’ll say is there’s no need for a DNA test and as daddy knows firsthand, facial reconstructive surgery is a thing. But as he also knows from experience, it can’t work miracles.

 

[MadStan]

Damn. Ralph must be pissed. I bet he'd planned on making a quick 20K on the black market with a white baby, and now thanks to the Ukraine situation we have tens of thousands of parentless Ukrainian's to fill the supply demand.

Damn you Putin. Damn you.

Nothing goes the way Ralph plans it.

 

[Kulee Baba]

This implies Mantsu would not accidentally kill the Ralphababy by underfeeding it on purpose.

Disagree, she's gotta get Rozanna at least to age 4 so she can send photos & video of bathtime to Aunt Digibro.

 

[Mr Clark]

There has only ever been 1 baby I have ever seen in my life that I have ever considered ugly.

Ralph just made that 2

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Giving her a stripper name isn’t going to magically make her pretty, Ethan.

 

[Frail Snail]

Not seeing any signs of FAS on the poor kid, but I guess it might be too early to tell.

Can’t even spell names properly. Come on Ralph, at least pretend to not be a wigger. It should be Rosanna or Roxana if I remember right.

Why would he? He proudly admits to being a white nigger in Gator's black hooker leaks. I'm more surprised he hasn't gone full ghetto with her name. Maybe the horse had some say in it.

 

[pickleparty]

Dad is an internet freakshow mom is a horror show who wants to get knocked up by the 12 year old boys on hunter x hunter. Will be one of the normal ones in the 2040s hellscape.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

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That is an ugly ass baby. I know babies are pretty ugly but holy fuck her Ralph is already showing at day zero. Imagine being born an ugly chick and having Ralph and Meigh as parents. Jesus Christ this kid is so fucked.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

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Get born, your mother makes you wear a weeb hat to hide your water head, your father doxes you and celebrates quoting JLP, your parents give you a wigger name.

Good luck my fake nigga, you're gonna need it.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

And we already know Ralph has no friends, so its not like he is informing anyone of the good news. Once in a lifetime event and you rather spend it owning the alogs on twitter instead of enjoying the birth of your child.

Ralph could have actually owned us by shutting the fuck up, getting off the internet, and being a father to his child for a few days like a real man. I give it 14 hours before he is using the reroll to own Faith on twitter.

I figure Pantsu’s family is crowding him out because he’s a piece of shit dirtbag they want gone asap so Ralph is just standing around on his phone waiting till he thinks he can duck out and head to Draft Kings. Figure he planned to go last night and the dumb baby ruined it.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Karen Farms BTFO

Happy Birthday Roz! It’s gonna be a long, hard road through life for you, because fate has been cruel enough to give you such awful people as parents.

While I wish you the very best for your future, statistically speaking, with a violent, alcoholic felon for a father, and a mentally ill pedophile for a mother, you are already doomed.
Even so, it could be worse. They could’ve let your mother name you, and you’d be called Kagome Inuyasha Naruto Sepiroth or something. So, you know, silver linings!

Just do your best, and stay away from Uncle Vito.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

Dumb retards couldn't even spell the name right.

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

I figure Pantsu’s family is crowding him out because he’s a piece of shit dirtbag they want gone asap so Ralph is just standing around on his phone waiting till he thinks he can duck out and head to Draft Kings. Figure he planned to go last night and the dumb baby ruined it.

See, this is a nice potential reality I would like to believe, but Pantsu's family enabled her to become the degenerate piece of shit she is today, so I don't know how likely that reality is.

Except for the part where Ralph is desperately trying to leave the kid in the care of his dumb bitch and her annoying family to go gamble on the Iranian Basketball League, that part is 100% plausible.

 

[Amazing Criminal]

Ah, damn, I already feel bad for the kid. With a name like that and the pedigree she has, she's destined for the stripper pole. Here's hoping she defies expectations.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Wow, look at the nose on that thing. Are any of Neigh's exes Jewish? It would be hilarious and fitting if Ralph wound up raising a baby that wasn't actually his. What are the chances that Ralph got cucked?

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

Is it just me or does the baby look fucking upset already, it has the look of "Oh god, oh fuck" written all over her face.
She must have caught a good look at the Gunt himself.

 

[A Sunset]

Why the fuck is he putting her picture on Twitter? I know this is Ralph we’re talking about, but keep that kid’s face off the Internet. That fucking baby has literally no privacy from the first moment of its entrance into this world. Now a bunch of ravenous spergs already can tear her apart, does not bode well for this kid.

And get the fuck off Twitter and spend time with your wife. Post later Ralph. You have no family except literally who is physically in the room with you. Christ.