Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

twi1992 said:
I'm fascinated by the mental gymnastics our Chins is going through thinking she can pull some Cuban peen on vacation. Aren't Cuban women supposed to be like... next level hot?
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The only currency she has in a relationship is money and CA citizenship. In her view, all foreign men are desperate for both. It's the maximal control she will ever have over them, since she doesn't appear to place any value on men who genuinely care for her, which is interestingly the absolute maximal control she could have. I don't think she understands or is even really aware of how the emotions of others work.
Edit: Also she thinks she in a voluptuous queen and all brown men want is white voluptuous queens right?
 
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Agoodpotroast said:
I'm fascinated by the mental gymnastics our Chins is going through thinking she can pull some Cuban peen on vacation. Aren't Cuban women supposed to be like... next level hot?
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Think about it. If she is going to a place inhabited by hot 10/10 Cuban Mami's and you are a fat disgusting rude obnoxious 400lb pasty white whale. you get to reel in all the men that have secret feeder fetishes and are chubby chasers. They have no other women like foodie in their native land to quench their thirst for vinegar stinking fupa sweat. She will be a prize to fight over for those fuckin freaks.
 
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Chandler Bing said:
Shes so fat I literally can't picture her on a plane at all. I'm not even joking nor am I going to make jokes. I just can't even imagine someone that large attempting to fly.
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To go along with the fantasy, she won't fit in the body scanner in security either. They don't make enough nitrile gloves for the poor TSA agent on deck to probe those moist folds during her inevitable full body pat down. Don't doubt she could hide a pound of weed under one tit alone. But should one refer to that flap by such a diminutive term as a mere "tit"? No. No one should not.
 
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cheeky box mountain update for our globetrotting queen
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I know that the chances of Foodie getting on a plane and actually going to Cuba are slim to none - but I am still enjoying the mental image I have of her not only taking up the horizontal surface space of two airplane seats, but also having to wedge her bifurcated mound of an abdomen between her seat(s) and the aisle in front of her. Average seat pitch is between 28" and 35" measured from headrest to headrest. So Foodie has less than 3 feet to squish in her whole body including room for her legs and gunt. We have seen what it looks like when she sits in a rolling chair. Her body looks like a loosely tied trash bag filled with half-melted Jello, all spilling out and all over the place with a huge mound of stomach fat resting on and over her lap. Now imagine said trash bag flopped down in a 17" to 19" wide seat - right next to another seat of course - with only 30ish" of forward space to fit the entirety of the girth. That would be an absolute nightmare. Tray table? Ha!! No way is that thing is coming down. Gotta use the facilities? HAAA!!! Even if she manages to wedge herself into the seat(s) before take off, no way is she agile enough to maneuver herself out of that space to even waddle to the restroom, let alone manage to wedge herself into the bathroom itself. It would just be such a disaster. I know it is wishful thinking, but I hope she goes.
 
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New Tweet and New Instagram posts:

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ETA: Our master of branding didn't update her Patreon link on her Twitter profile to the new rebranded "https://www.patreon.com/thebeezershow". So when anyone clicks the link on her Twitter profile, it gives a 404 still. GOOD JOB, CHANTAL! Such a social media marketing genius!

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I know, I know. The Kiwi Elders are getting tired of our Cuba sperging. SOARY!
But I was thunking how she booked a last minute trip to Cuba for a whole week? A quick google search and I found Sunwing. There are plenty of package deals that include flight, hotel and transfers from Toronto Ottawa to Cayo Coco for the dates March 29 - April 5

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ETA: ONE OF THE HOTELS IS CALLED STARFISH
ETA 2: I'm retarded. Had to change the point A from Toronto to Ottawa as pointed out by @Pizza Sloth
 
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Fat People Need to Eat said:
Now imagine said trash bag flopped down in a 17" to 19" wide seat - right next to another seat of course - with only 30ish" of forward space to fit the entirety of the girth. That would be an absolute nightmare. Tray table? Ha!! No way is that thing is coming down. Gotta use the facilities? HAAA!!!
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I just sat on a plane with a woman of the same shape but more modest proportions than Chantal. Petite too. She was about 55 and Mexican so I guess she had an excuse. She was so fat she was wedged into the seat, and I couldn't put down the armrest for some much desired personal space. She held her carry on on top of her gunt and when told she had to stow it below the seat in front of her for take off, she huffed that this was impossible and comically struggled to shove it between the 4 inch space between her knees before my husband charitably offered to stow it under his seat for her. When drinks and cookies came she had to hold her can in her paw because the tray rested on her boiler at a 36 degree angle, no way she was getting it close to flat. She didn't attempt to get up during the flight, but when we left I saw she was so fat she couldn't really stand up in the seat row with her stomach so she butt-scooted out of the row. She reeked of perfume and bitched the whole time about the airline. I think she was even wearing a ratty wig and had that caked on old whore makeup.

I imagine flying next to Chantal would be a dialed up version of this. Screeching, ticking, nose picking & flicking, rat face grinning, pulling tupperware of some stinky ethnic food out of her bag and scarfing it, pulling pained expressions and huffing as she's trapped in her body in a restricted space. farting loudly and laughing that it was supposed to be silent, watching some trash like american horror story on her phone with no headphones- all while explaining she's actually a Youtube influencer filming a travel blog. Imagine the smell.

I'd get my money back for making me share a row with a barn animal that should have been kept below with the luggage and crated pets.
 
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eddyca said:
I know, I know. The Kiwi Elders are getting tired of our Cuba sperging. SOARY!
But I was thunking how she booked a last minute trip to Cuba for a whole week? A quick google search and I found Sunwing. There are plenty of package deals that include flight, hotel and transfers from Toronto to Cayo Coco for the dates March 29 - April 6

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Toronto is about a 4.5 hour drive from Ottawa. Chantal would most likely be flying from the Ottawa International Airport.
 
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