Orbiter Rozanna Sandra Ralph / The Demon Baby 2.0 - Hog and horse hybrid, may God save us all. Xander's half sister. "Cozy[.tv] Rozy"

[PyrrhicRustle]

Do you think Pants realizes that if she breastfeeds she still can't drink?

If she limits herself to like one small glass of wine immediately after finishing a session she’d probably be okay but the likelihood of that kind of control around alcohol in that house is laughable.

 

[Jack Awful]

Poor baby

 

[Ol' Slag]

Fast forward eighteen years:

Ladies and gentleman, coming to the stage for your viewing pleasure, Rozanna!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

You know many women don't realize this.

I never got the idea she drank much other than to try and impress Ralph as a cool crazy party girl. She certainly didn’t handle her booze like someone who drinks.

I still doubt she will manage to breast feed past a performative attempt the first week.

Rozanna Ralph sounds like a Garbage Pail Kids name

Damn, it really does. Ralph is such an awful surname, let’s hope it’s really Morris. Will be really weird having a different last name from mom growing up, like advertising the kid illegitimate it’s entire life.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Who's taking bets on how long until he knocks someone else up? Or will he use Meigh exclusively for breeding purposes?

I'd bet he's not even going to stick around. He's going to try and "be a father" in whatever limited gunted capacity he thinks qualifies just to stick it to the HAYDURRS, but within 3 years he'll skip town. There's no way he and the horse are sticking together to raise this kid to adulthood.

 

[CringeMomma]

Fast forward eighteen years:

Ladies and gentleman, coming to the stage for your viewing pleasure, Rozanna!

Rozanna Ralph? of TheRalphEscort.com ??

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

I fucking knew it! I fucking knew Ralph's Ego would require him to post photos and other info about his daughter online- thus ruining the baby's life before it even began!

 

[Reluctant Baron]

Yes, yes, the baby is ugly. It's Ralphs, what can you expect.

The thing that gets me is that child rearing is one of those things that I feel should, to any sane person, change them on a fundamental level. Minor PL to illustrate, I'm an aspiring father, and that asperation has forced be to seriously look at my life and change several things to be a better future father. It's something that so radically changes your life, your priorities, the weight of the thing is almost staggering. But Ralph hasn't changed after 2 children from 2 mothers. There has been no saving for the baby, no efforts to maintain her anonymity so she'll be out of harms way from alogs, not a mention of stocking up on the necessities like diapers and formula and clothes. Nothing, despite 9 months of preparation. He's simply done what he's always done, slide down to a pit of despair with hookers and liquor in tow. This man isn't a father, despite his siring of two kids. He's the same drunken buffoon from GamerGateTM who shat on people with reckless abandon because he had nothing else really to live for. But now he does have something to live for. He has children, his legacy, innocent life in his power, and he's going to take them in hand, and uses them as a cudgel against this gay Internet forum. Which is so horrifically wrong and sick that I can't really get angry about it, because it's so wrong I can only think it's happening because he's mentally deficient. Maybe Ralph is a sociopath, who can say.

Ralph, I know you're reading this thread. If you really want to own us, if you really want to prove the Farms wrong, you'll get up from your computer, go over to your fiancé and daughter, and keep them out of sight and harms way while you do your show. You'll get her to a good school, raise her right, be involved with her through thick and thin, and give her a shot at a decent life. That's what any father should feel called to on a base level.

But I don't think you will. Prove me wrong, fatass.

 

[The Cunting Death]

>only the dead can know peace from this evil

 

[GriptheRaven]

Ralph and Meigh look like the Cleavers compared to Jewel and Attila. Their child is a legit unfortunate soul. America is just going to keep drunk fucking itself out of a future. These kids don't stand a chance.

 

[bile demon]

I know people are eager to dab on the Gunt but the kid looks pretty normal. Time will tell, though.

 

[Gunts Up Exhale]

This fucking fat fuck has his very own Garbage Pail Kid now.
He's gonna have this ugly ass kids face on everything in his merch store ladies and guntleman.

 

[No Life Prince]

Make sure to make fun of anyone wishing horrible shit upon some innocent kid.

 

[Cats]

Congratulations Gunt and woman

 

[Euphoric Bone]

This poor kid is gonna grow up with so many issues

 

[The Cunting Death]

Rozanna Ralph sounds like a Garbage Pail Kids name

This fucking fat fuck has his very own Garbage Pail Kid now.
He's gonna have this ugly ass kids face on everything in his merch store ladies and guntleman.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

i like how this thread has the orbiter tag

 

[timewave0]

Yes, yes, the baby is ugly. It's Ralphs, what can you expect.

The thing that gets me is that child rearing is one of those things that I feel should, to any sane person, change them on a fundamental level. Minor PL to illustrate, I'm an aspiring father, and that asperation has forced be to seriously look at my life and change several things to be a better future father. It's something that so radically changes your life, your priorities, the weight of the thing is almost staggering. But Ralph hasn't changed after 2 children from 2 mothers. There has been no saving for the baby, no efforts to maintain her anonymity so she'll be out of harms way from alogs, not a mention of stocking up on the necessities like diapers and formula and clothes. Nothing, despite 9 months of preparation. He's simply done what he's always done, slide down to a pit of despair with hookers and liquor in tow. This man isn't a father, despite his siring of two kids. He's the same drunken buffoon from GamerGateTM who shat on people with reckless abandon because he had nothing else really to live for. But now he does have something to live for. He has children, his legacy, innocent life in his power, and he's going to take them in hand, and uses them as a cudgel against this gay Internet forum. Which is so horrifically wrong and sick that I can't really get angry about it, because it's so wrong I can only think it's happening because he's mentally deficient. Maybe Ralph is a sociopath, who can say.

Ralph, I know you're reading this thread. If you really want to own us, if you really want to prove the Farms wrong, you'll get up from your computer, go over to your fiancé and daughter, and keep them out of sight and harms way while you do your show. You'll get her to a good school, raise her right, be involved with her through thick and thin, and give her a shot at a decent life. That's what any father should feel called to on a base level.

But I don't think you will. Prove me wrong, fatass.

Well said. Hopefully he will take some responsibility and change his ways. I doubt it’ll happen but for her sake I hope it does.

Honestly I don’t feel great about this thread existing at all… she’s just a newborn and has already pretty much lost the birth lottery by being born to a pair of abject retards. Not just regular retards either, eceleb (using “celeb” in the loosest way possible) retards. It’s kind of sad to think that she will see all of this shit when she gets older and googles her own name.

 

[White Girl]

We knew from day one that their kids wouldn’t be lookers. Did May and Ralph even buy baby stuff for their child oooor were they waiting for people to buy it for them?

 

[Wash away the rain]

This poor child woe be upon yee unfortunate spawn, I’m hoping she defies expectations and becomes a well adjusted person but I know the truth best we can hope for is someone functional.