Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Arthur Morgan]

Doesn't surprise me. Moviebob can't even meet his own standards for, well, pretty much anything he wants out of people (or, in Bob's wording, "people").

He can, he just adjusts the definition of established words and phrases so that they can be used to describe him, and also used to dismiss anyone he disagrees with.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Has Bob never played a JRPG? Those fucks love Jung, and it honestly is better for it. Even the Elder Scrolls dabbles in that shit. Almost any RPG brings up basic bitch psychology if they have deities. Did he ever actually play any game beyond platformers?

I don’t get how he can tout himself as some expert when he needs shit spoon fed to him. I read a few autistic German philosophy and psychology books because of Touhou. I got a general idea of something expanded from college intro psych, but I’m not an expert nor is it high level.


I clicked 39 minutes it wasn’t there. Just a rant about homelessness and food banks from someone who doesn’t understand that bureaucracy stops progress on any issue and he blames capitalism for that. It’s painfully American in terms of it’s understanding of communism down to giving the homeless free money.

Bob hates JRPGs since they became big around the time of the big shift in gaming culture from Nintendo to Sony and the implication that Square telling Nintendo to kiss off and go to Sony with FF7 being one of the moments that damned Nintendo for a good decade gaming-wise until the Wii brought filthy casuals back to the Nintendo console.

How you described Bobby also applies to Bob. The two main differences between them are one's an actual child and the other is a middle aged man-child. Also one's over weight, the other is morbidly obese.

Bob isn't Bobby Hill because Bobby Hill is a good person who's pure heartedness leads him to even seeing the good in motherfucking Cotton Hill.

If Bob was a KOTH character, he'd be Cotton for the pure hatred oozing from his heart, the same way that Cotton was forever spewing hate because it was the only thing keeping him going.

I've said it before, but the hate Rowling gets is nonsensical. The hate she gets from the actors that she basically made rich and famous is infuriating.

I remember reading her books when I was watching my kid brother when they were originally coming out, and I enjoyed them. I also used them to practice reading when I was teaching myself a second language and couldn't read past a grade school level.

Rowlings was the perfect SJW until she came out of the TERF closet and doubled down on it due to the fact that she's obscenely rich and the fact that Warner Brothers desperately wants her to help churn out more Potter tie-ins, which due to her incredible foresight, requires the studio to go full submissive slave due to JK securing near absolute control over the creative process minus stuff like Depp getting fired (which was done largely to spite Rowlings, who was one of his biggest defenders during the Amber Herd debacle).

Hot take, Bob secretly wants Rowling-WB to sell the Harry Potter brand to Disney so he can consume their own version of the brand like they did to SW. Because he’s such a delusional crayon eater who can’t evaluate the world and real life without pop culture references.

Disney can't buy Harry Potter even if they wanted to.

Rowlings had INCREDIBLE foresight to keep full vested creative control over Harry Potter as part of her deal with Warner. Barring JK pulling the rights, Warner's got them until the end of days and since it's THE biggest cash cow Warner has, they'll never let it laps.

Now, that said, there ARE SJW types who DESPERATELY WANT Warner Brothers to go full Evil-Corp on Rowlings, stealing FULL OWNERSHIP of the franchise from her through any means necessary so that she never sees a dime or has any creative control over the franchise ever again PLUS wanting the entire 8 film series pulled and banned from any release or viewing EVER (since Rowlings gets money every time they air or a copy is sold), so a SJW creator can "remake the franchise from scratch'" so that Rowlings doesn't see a dime off the remakes or have say in their making and they can rewrite history to make the SJW who does the remakes "the real creator of Harry Potter and do stuff like Black Hermoine and Dumbledore openly being a promiscuous homosexual.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Now, that said, there ARE SJW types who DESPERATELY WANT Warner Brothers to go full Evil-Corp on Rowlings, stealing FULL OWNERSHIP of the franchise from her through any means necessary so that she never sees a dime or has any creative control over the franchise ever again PLUS wanting the entire 8 film series pulled and banned from any release or viewing EVER (since Rowlings gets money every time they air or a copy is sold), so a SJW creator can "remake the franchise from scratch'" so that Rowlings doesn't see a dime off the remakes or have say in their making and they can rewrite history to make the SJW who does the remakes "the real creator of Harry Potter and do stuff like Black Hermoine and Dumbledore openly being a promiscuous homosexual.

I would watch a movie about the daily life of someone this delusional. It would make for either a great comedy, a soul wretching tragedy or an inspiring piece (if by the end they realize what is wrong in their lives and finally make it).

Edit, I guess the closest I can think of is Excision (2012).

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Democrat's "Don't Say Gay" dysphemism is working: some moderate conservatives wishes the GOP would "drop all the gay shit and leave gay people alone". Joe Rogan clears the air.

I hope Bobby would lend Rogan one of his magic shades so Rogan can see all the gay blood dripping on every street, and how so many 6-year-old boys are actually girls

"The most important fact of the "Don't Say Gay" bill ISN'T the fact that that text doesn't actually exist in the bill and everything we've been complaining about this bill is completely made up, it's that it's a political project of American Christian Conservatives who are ALWAYS trying to get in our way of brain washing their kids without their consent!"

The Lord of Lynn ends by commenting that these Conservatives
"will ALWAYS lie to achieve this"
You stupid and dishonest ape. You and your lot have done nothing but lie about this bill because it looks reallllllllly bad to John and Jane Q Public if you were to honestly defend against a bill that puts a stop to the state indoctrinating kindergarteners and not telling the parents about it.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Now, that said, there ARE SJW types who DESPERATELY WANT Warner Brothers to go full Evil-Corp on Rowlings, stealing FULL OWNERSHIP of the franchise from her through any means necessary so that she never sees a dime or has any creative control over the franchise ever again PLUS wanting the entire 8 film series pulled and banned from any release or viewing EVER (since Rowlings gets money every time they air or a copy is sold), so a SJW creator can "remake the franchise from scratch'" so that Rowlings doesn't see a dime off the remakes or have say in their making and they can rewrite history to make the SJW who does the remakes "the real creator of Harry Potter and do stuff like Black Hermoine and Dumbledore openly being a promiscuous homosexual.

So it’d be someone like JJ Abrams?

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Creep:

Wow. Perv retweets supporter(?) retweets muscle thot. To address the root of the problem:

1) Retarded Twitter name. Like I can't tell if it's trying to tell me the poster is a dom, a sub, or just on roids. Guessing the third.

2) They're not transphobes because by her own admission she's not trans. Imagine a Catholic organization claiming they're victims of antisemitism because people think they "act too Jewish".

3) She's not that built compared to... oh, say, literally anyone @ProblematicUser420 uses as an avatar. It's the hair that's setting it off. Neither skinheads nor dangerhairs are considered paragons of beauty, and attempting to halfass both at the same time isn't an improvement on either.

You could teach a young man what values to embrace and how to live his life just by pointing at Bob and saying "Okay, just do the exact opposite of everything this clown does." You could practically make a religion out of it.

So what you're saying is we need to do the Church of the SubGenius again, except this time we build it around the "Anti-Bob"?

 

[The Ugly One]

Bob will always be useful as an example of what happens when you mis-raise an autistic child. He's also an object lesson in how to live a life of celibacy,

So he's sort of a "best case scenario" version of Chris-Chan.

 

[TopTierHealer]

So he's sort of a "best case scenario" version of Chris-Chan.

There are no best case scenarios with cows, only degrees of failure.

 

[The tired cat]

Some Russian official claims the widely-circulated photos depicting the destruction of a Ukraine materiality hospital was staged.
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The funny part is that some Ukrainian people (who actually still have a working brain), called out how this shit was staged and how the chick on the image on the right was a beauty blogger who was hired for this.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Does anyone still remember covid?

You can't treat dumb either.

I'm sorry, did Bobby just say lockdown-exacerbated child abuse is OK because it can be treated?

 

[blablabla]

im awaiting for this retarded piece of shit geopolitical hot take after the sanctions Russia is putting on the EU.

 

[The tired cat]

im awaiting for this retarded piece of shit geopolitical hot take after the sanctions Russia is putting on the EU.

Oh please, I can already say the sanctions that EU approved from the US already have backfired hardcore on EU instead

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

im awaiting for this retarded piece of shit geopolitical hot take after the sanctions Russia is putting on the EU.

He won't notice. The significance of demanding rubles for oil and gas instead of dollars will go right over his strangely gaunt head.

 

[Foltest]

So much anger and hatred is going through him. Never change Bob.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

I know that a lot of work has been done documenting the sheer volume at which Robert tweets, highlighting just how terrible his sleep schedule is and how much he is addicted to Twitter. I'm not an expert on Twitter at all, but is there a way to track how much interaction he gets with his tweets? We have a cast of supporting characters documented who are regularly seen in his replies, but in the last couple of pages it seems to me that he really doesn't get a lot of likes or retweets. We know his YouTube view counts are low and that he's mostly in a slow drop from sheer inertia of being in at the ground level of YouTube, but what about his tweets? As vile as he is it is comforting to think that he mostly is just howling into the void, but are we able to compare him to other blue checks, his "colleagues", or even other lolcows?

 

[JayHarrison]

I wouldn't call Bobby Hill perfect. He's vain, impulsive, naive, but he's also a kid so that's expected.

How you described Bobby also applies to Bob. The two main differences between them are one's an actual child and the other is a middle aged man-child. Also one's over weight, the other is morbidly obese.

And Bobby Hill is, supposedly, a reincarnated god of benevolence. Moviebob, on the other hand, looks--and acts--like the Greek god Moros.

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Bob isn't Bobby Hill because Bobby Hill is a good person who's pure heartedness leads him to even seeing the good in motherfucking Cotton Hill.

If Bob was a KOTH character, he'd be Cotton for the pure hatred oozing from his heart, the same way that Cotton was forever spewing hate because it was the only thing keeping him going.

I figure Moviebob could qualify as Kahn Souphanousinphone: Egocentric, hates hillbillies, and is willing to do kiss every ass he deems necessary for personal advancement in society.

 

[Red Hood]

Wow. Perv retweets supporter(?) retweets muscle thot. To address the root of the problem:

1) Retarded Twitter name. Like I can't tell if it's trying to tell me the poster is a dom, a sub, or just on roids. Guessing the third.

2) They're not transphobes because by her own admission she's not trans. Imagine a Catholic organization claiming they're victims of antisemitism because people think they "act too Jewish".

3) She's not that built compared to... oh, say, literally anyone @ProblematicUser420 uses as an avatar. It's the hair that's setting it off. Neither skinheads nor dangerhairs are considered paragons of beauty, and attempting to halfass both at the same time isn't an improvement on either.


So what you're saying is we need to do the Church of the SubGenius again, except this time we build it around the "Anti-Bob"?

Honestly it's the hair more than anything that makes me think troon. She's built like a CrossFit thot that puts no effort into her diet.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

I have a feeling Bobby’s got his standards too high, unlike his brother who accepted his fate.

I will never understand why smoothed-brain losers like Bob have these delusions of grandeur and perfection.

I don’t understand why people like Bob chase the illusion of perfection.

Can someone explain it to me?

 

[Flexo]

I have lost RAM over how un self-aware this is.

I would watch a movie about the daily life of someone this delusional. It would make for either a great comedy, a soul wretching tragedy or an inspiring piece (if by the end they realize what is wrong in their lives and finally make it).

Edit, I guess the closest I can think of is Excision (2012).

*gestures at thread*

 

[Cosmug]

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I have lost RAM over how un self-aware this is.

*gestures at thread*

Bob's the quintessential ideologue. Extremely opinionated with zero original research. "Lack of conviction" is revealing though, he's never defended his beliefs because they are indefensible, instead his argument is ridiculing and dehumanizing you for not already having his opinion. The man has the brain of bratty five year old pickled in cheap booze.