Orbiter Rozanna Sandra Ralph / The Demon Baby 2.0 - Hog and horse hybrid, may God save us all. Xander's half sister. "Cozy[.tv] Rozy"

[Catspajamas7]

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Her nickname is Raz.

 

[Chris Chad]

White trash is genetic and incredibly hard to escape, and usually the people who do have at least 1 parent who was semi-intelligent and just fell into the pull of white trash drama. Considering both of Rozanna's parents are 100% white trash, I wouldn't hold your breath over the idea that she'll rise above; there's a reason Ralph and May are what they are.

 

[Morbo]

The best we can wish Baby Roz is the ability to escape her genetic destiny

 

[Gay Mouth]

Considering both of Rozanna's parents are 100% white trash, I wouldn't hold your breath over the idea that she'll rise above; there's a reason Ralph and May are what they are.

Isn’t meigh a Jew? Either way her genetics are fucked

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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Her nickname is Raz.

Christ, Like the female Taz cartoon. The WB Tazmanian devil has been a top five trailer park meth head tattoo and truck decal for twenty years. Raz is the ultimate white trash nickname for a girl. Roz is x100 better.

 

[Dead Wife]

During an infant psychology class we were told that some children are orchids who require the perfect set of conditions and environment to thrive; and some are dandelions who are resilient and hardy and flourish anywhere despite the odds.
Lets hope that little Roz is a dandelion and manages to have a decently average to good life without too much damage from having those two chucklefucks as parents.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

You know what? Good. I’m glad the baby was born healthy. Hopefully she will really be the catalyst to turn stuff around for Ethan and May.

Not even joking.

TBH, I think if that was going to happen, it would have been months ago.

Prenatal scans are a crapshoot. But any parents out there will know there's that last one where you realise you're nearly home and dry, no obvious major issues. And you feel the little sod moving in you, and your whole sense of self just shifts, and you realise you're gonna be responsible for this life and it's going to be a whole human being all on it's own. What did gunt do when his missus was cooking that baby? Fuck off to Portugal to score cheap points and eat shitty food he can get back home, and get beaten up.

His partner carrying a life hasn't changed him, so he's irredeemable at this point.

 

[Ensign Faggot]

I actually think she looks fairly cute for a newborn, surprisingly so considering that fact and the whole pig/horse combo. Hopefully she ends up as a person that's beautiful and well-adjusted in spite of her ugly and degenerate parents. Odds are against it but it's happened before.

Have all my rainbows, little one! You're more deserving of them than anyone else cataloged on this site.

 

[Mr.Downer]

Xander and Rozanna will do battle in the far future for the rights of the Killstream

 

[FamicomGorby]

Think it's a little too early to tell if it's an ugly baby, newborns rarely are cute fresh outta getting squeezed through a vagina.

However given her stellar lineage I'm sure Rozanna is gonna be one those short, fat girls with a round face cause the ralphamale genes will obviously dominate over the horse genes.

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

future suicide number 2, ralph has two kills under his belt now.

 

[W00K #17]

That's a pretty fugly baby.

 

[Cocklaunch]

Hope the rugrat has a nice life free of constant screaming in the home

 

[Butwhythough]

I woke up in cold sweats in the middle of the night, I didn't know this was the reason why.

 

[Insane In The Membrane]

Even the demon spawn has pig hooves. This is cursed.

 

[Polyboros2]

Well here it is. I know a lot of the Ralphalogs were hoping for a little niglet, but they are typically short sighted and want the most immediate dopamine. Had they been in charge of Ralph's story, he'd of gone to jail for the revenge porn and we'd never of gotten Portugal, never gotten permanent cross eye, the meltdown at Jim and the running from Jarbo.

Unfortunately (for the kids), Ralph's seed does a good job of carrying his pig face.

However, I think this is the most entertaining outcome. I think worst case scenario is Meigh takes the baby and runs, and we get another long drawn out situation where Ralph is happy to be a stereotypical Black father, taking all the pride of creating life while not actually trying to be involved in it's life.

However, I really, really want him to be saddled with it. Ralph is not going to want his life inconvenienced by this baby, especially since the meth child raises the valuable baby. Ralph only sees women as status symbols for men, that's why he always attacks his enemies wives.

It'll be a slower burn, but I think the stress of raising a daughter is going to lead to a lot of resentment and anger that is going to play out on a big stage for us.

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

I never got the idea she drank much other than to try and impress Ralph as a cool crazy party girl. She certainly didn’t handle her booze like someone who drinks.

I still doubt she will manage to breast feed past a performative attempt the first week.


Damn, it really does. Ralph is such an awful surname, let’s hope it’s really Morris. Will be really weird having a different last name from mom growing up, like advertising the kid illegitimate it’s entire life.

Sandra Morris is actually an OK name, If she can go by that that isn't so terrible. "Rozanna Ralph" though, Jesus that is bad. Maybe she can call herself Anna Ralph? That's pretty shit but not nearly as bad.

 

[fuhrer down the spiral]

Don't forget folks most darker skinned babies come out the womb lighter.....there's still time for a cheating arc!

(Rate me rainbows and trashcans
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[Red flaming panda]

I give it about less then 5 years until Pantsu divorces Ralph and takes the baby with her
But I might be giving Ralph too much credit

 

[mdrop22]

That's a pretty fugly baby.

Yeah, Jewel and Atilla's baby is way cuter. Ralph's kid already looks done and disgusted with life.