Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

Yeah, but "the precautions" don't fucking work. Ask an actual, works in the field surgeon (I know a few, I've asked them, interesting bunch, just don't go out for donner with them, especially to a steakhouse) about masks.

I'm all for vaccines. I am all for precautions. But when they simply don't work (masks) or cause actual harm (shut downs, limiting access to other healthcare, mental health damage to kids, fucking up educational attainment) why would you so unquestioningly follow them, other than a crippling lack of intellect or elevated fear because your lifestyle has made you so NCWL that you're at risk of dying from a minor virus?

And get a room you two. Which one takes it? Does HHH spread his cheeks for you like his "New Uncles" taught him to?
Masks do work, or surgeons wouldn't wear them when performing surgery. I know you right-wingers have a hard time with this, but you wear a mask to help you from spreading it to someone else. You also aren't for precautions or you wouldn't be tardraging about a vaccine and saying people who are for the vaccine are pedos (like a good little QTard).

So do you still Trust the Plan? I see you're quiet when I call you on being a QTard. Trying to hide something, chomo? Please, seek some mental therapy. I don't want you to hurt a child
 
Masks do work, or surgeons wouldn't wear them when performing surgery. I know you right-wingers have a hard time with this, but you wear a mask to help you from spreading it to someone else.

So do you still Trust the Plan? I see you're quiet when I call you on being a QTard. Trying to hide something, chomo? Please, seek some mental therapy. I don't want you to hurt a child

The surgeons I know and have worked with all say the same thing and I have been told this when in OTs on placements: Masks are to stop debris getting in the wound/your mouth. If you have virus symptoms or have been round someone with a virus you are told to call in sick.


You are literally arguing about this with someone who has done more hours in an OT than you ever have, doing actual fucking surgery, you genetic slop tray.


And the q-tard thing is retarded and not worth answering. For one, I don't understand it. I'm sorry, i dont follow your shit-tier Amerimutt politics that closely, and the USA isn't the center of the world anymore. For another: Until you answer my request about me being vaccinated on the condition you sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up for three weeks, I won't answer anything you explicitly demand me to. That shit cuts both ways, guntbucket.
 
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You: I AM A GIGANTIC FUCKING CUNT AND I AM SCARED OF A VIRUS WITH AN ABOVE 98% MORTALITY RATE. I AM ALSO AN ANTISOCIAL NEET WHO HATES GOING OUTSIDE. I NEED EVERYONE TO BE VACCINATED TO PROTECT MY OBESE ASS BECAUSE I AM SCARED AND MY SINGLE MOM FUCKED UP RAISING ME

Also you: WHY DO PEOPLE ARGUE WITH ME ON THE INTERNET????!!! DADDDDY, COMMMMMEEEEE BAAAACCCCKKKK!!!!!!! DAAAAADDDDDDYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol, still not vaxxed. All your fault, you could have made me get it and you didn't. Back later, going to the gym, then I'm going to the supermarket to find some fat nurses to cough on.
If you happen to see any aging, pockmarked boomers wearing a Hulk Hogan shirt, be sure to cough on them. If they piss their pants and cry you found the HHH.

He's also terrified of a jab and learning definitions of words he uses.


Then why did you say it? Trying to cover for your diseased brain fucking up yet again?
I don't even give a fuck about Biden. I've said, many times, on here when Biden does stuff I don't agree with the difference between me and your fellow Republicans is that I can vote for a guy and deify him. If people criticized Trump, you alt-right retards would get sent into a frothing frenzy about it.



And I know you wouldn't actually get vaccinated even if I didn't post here for 3 weeks. Why would I trust some alt-right QTard on the internet?

That's funny fatso because you still haven't even given any actual criticism of trump here since being asked other than ORANGE MAN BADDDDDDD. Of course we mock you for that, because you're too stupid to even articulate any actual reason for what you're so passionately stating. Retarded boomers like you who take your political wisdom from faggots like "Morning Joe" are proof that an IQ test should be required to vote for anyone below the age of 21 and above the age of 45.


Masks do work, or surgeons wouldn't wear them when performing surgery. I know you right-wingers have a hard time with this, but you wear a mask to help you from spreading it to someone else. You also aren't for precautions or you wouldn't be tardraging about a vaccine and saying people who are for the vaccine are pedos (like a good little QTard).

So do you still Trust the Plan? I see you're quiet when I call you on being a QTard. Trying to hide something, chomo? Please, seek some mental therapy. I don't want you to hurt a child
Thanks for showing the rest of the class how absolutely assblastingly stupid you are when it comes to medical subjects. You actually think a cloth surgery mask is to prevent airborne infection from viruses. Holy fuck, you are so stupid.
 
The surgeons I know and have worked with all say the same thing and I have been told this when in OTs on placements: Masks are to stop debris getting in the wound/your mouth. If you have virus symptoms or have been round someone with a virus you are told to call in sick.


You are literally arguing about this with someone who has done more hours in an OT than you ever have, you genetic slop tray.


And the q-tard thing is retarded and not worth answering. For one, I don't understand it. For another: Until you answer my request about me being vaccinated on the condition you sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up for three weeks, I won't answer anything you explicitly demand me to. That shit cuts both ways, guntbucket.
Again, I know you right-wingers are awful at logic, but covid travels in spit and mucus. You even admit the masks keep stuff in. Well, they keep spit and mucus in, too. I know you're an uneducated, low IQ simpleton, but it's not hard logic to follow.

No, I won't stop for 3 weeks because I know you wouldn't really get vaccinated even if I did. Now, answer my questions, QTard

That's funny fatso because you still haven't even given any actual criticism of trump here since being asked other than ORANGE MAN BADDDDDDD. Of course we mock you for that, because you're too stupid to even articulate any actual reason for what you're so passionately stating. Retarded boomers like you who take your political wisdom from faggots like "Morning Joe" are proof that an IQ test should be required to vote for anyone below the age of 21 and above the age of 45.
I sure did give you some. You just spazticly flailed around, which caused your diseased brain to shut down, when I gave it. Trump literally tried to stage a coup when he lost. He ran a fraudulent children's cancer charity. He said he would intentionally walk in on teen girls changing.

Also, lol at you of all people calling someone a fatso, fatty.
Thanks for showing the rest of the class how absolutely assblastingly stupid you are when it comes to medical subjects. You actually think a cloth surgery mask is to prevent airborne infection from viruses. Holy fuck, you are so stupid.
Jesus christ, you're showing your autism again. Cloth masks aren't 100% effective, but they're better than 0% effective. It's very concerning how you are unable to handle the concept of percentages. I realize you've admitted that you have crippling autism, but as I've explained many times, talk to your case worker about how percentages work. There's a lot of numbers between 0 and 100.
 
He was my second least favorite potential nominee (ahead of Bloomberg). I've stated as such many times.
Biden was a perennial joke who seemed to run in every single Presidential primary while rarely coming in above fifth. He's the perfect example of how to fake it till you make it even if it took until he was nearly an octogenarian. If anything, we need to get rid of this ridiculous veneration of the elderly and senile and start electing people in their 40s instead.
 
Yeah, but "the precautions" don't fucking work. Ask an actual, works in the field surgeon (I know a few, I've asked them, interesting bunch, just don't go out for dinner with them, especially to a steakhouse) about masks.
If I'm going to ask a doctor for advice it isn't going to be in a steakhouse because I am not a goddamn retard.
 
If I'm going to ask a doctor for advice it isn't going to be in a steakhouse because I am not a goddamn retard.
@Fliddaroonie's parents probably took him to a restaurant and he was seated next to a surgeon. So he proceeded to mention to said surgeon how he browses /pol/ and sees anti-vax memes so he knows more than the surgeon does and the surgeon just agreed to shut his spaztic ass up
 
Again, I know you right-wingers are awful at logic, but covid travels in spit and mucus. You even admit the masks keep stuff in. Well, they keep spit and mucus in, too. I know you're an uneducated, low IQ simpleton, but it's not hard logic to follow.

No, I won't stop for 3 weeks because I know you wouldn't really get vaccinated even if I did. Now, answer my questions, QTard


I sure did give you some. You just spazticly flailed around, which caused your diseased brain to shut down, when I gave it. Trump literally tried to stage a coup when he lost. He ran a fraudulent children's cancer charity. He said he would intentionally walk in on teen girls changing.

Also, lol at you of all people calling someone a fatso, fatty.

Jesus christ, you're showing your autism again. Cloth masks aren't 100% effective, but they're better than 0% effective. It's very concerning how you are unable to handle the concept of percentages. I realize you've admitted that you have crippling autism, but as I've explained many times, talk to your case worker about how percentages work. There's a lot of numbers between 0 and 100.
"Tried to stage a coup"
That's funny because the libshits have been screeching endlessly since it happened and no one has been able to produce any actual evidence he did anything of the sort. Even the FBI, a newly politicized organization serving the will of your favorite pedophile in office, determined it wasn't preplanned or organized. So why are you repeating more propaganda?

"Ran a fraudulent childrens charity"
Eh, fair enough reason if it actually happened, but irrelevant to him being president, and not as dangerous to global stability as Biden treating eastern European nations as a dirty money bank.

"Teen girls"
Gonna need a source for this one, but while you're digging for that one, be sure to glance over Ashley Bidens diary where she talks about how Joe used to shower with her as a teen and how uncomfortable it made her.

There, you gave your "reasons" and I gave why they're dumb. Now go read Joe or Rach's twitter feed, quick, before you revert back to parroting more of the same shit and gorging yourself to avoid the stress of the coof. Fatso's like you probably should be vaxmaxxers I guess, after all, it's not like natural selection is gonna favor you when the weak little chink flu comes knocking.
 
@Fliddaroonie's parents probably took him to a restaurant and he was seated next to a surgeon. So he proceeded to mention to said surgeon how he browses /pol/ and sees anti-vax memes so he knows more than the surgeon does and the surgeon just agreed to shut his spaztic ass up
Lol, it's really, really going to grind your gears not knowing what my degrees - under and post grad, and doctoral- are in, isn't it? More so that you're a tiny cocked beta man scrubbing toilets in a hospital, and a woman who does The Bad Think and who doesn't agree with you, worked in Medicine in a field far, far above your wheelhouse.


very, very sexist and right wing to assume everyone is a man, fatboy. Check your privilege there.
 
"Tried to stage a coup"
That's funny because the libshits have been screeching endlessly since it happened and no one has been able to produce any actual evidence he did anything of the sort. Even the FBI, a newly politicized organization serving the will of your favorite pedophile in office, determined it wasn't preplanned or organized. So why are you repeating more propaganda?
He sure did. Those tards on Jan 6th tried to stop the certification of the election. What else is that if it's not a coup?

"Ran a fraudulent childrens charity"
Eh, fair enough reason if it actually happened, but irrelevant to him being president, and not as dangerous to global stability as Biden treating eastern European nations as a dirty money bank.
He sure did. It is very relevant to him being president. He's a conman.

"Teen girls"
Gonna need a source for this one, but while you're digging for that one, be sure to glance over Ashley Bidens diary where she talks about how Joe used to shower with her as a teen and how uncomfortable it made her.
Like I said, I don't even give a shit about Biden. Why do you keep bringing Biden up? I am just bringing up how outraged you get when someone insults your white nationalist conman cult leader.

There, you gave your "reasons" and I gave why they're dumb. Now go read Joe or Rach's twitter feed, quick, before you revert back to parroting more of the same shit and gorging yourself to avoid the stress of the coof. Fatso's like you probably should be vaxmaxxers I guess, after all, it's not like natural selection is gonna favor you when the weak little chink flu comes knocking.
So now tell me what your credentials are. Or at least admit you have none, because we all know that's the case. Hence why you're living off SSDI in your mom's basement.

Lol, it's really, really going to grind your gears not knowing what my degrees - under and post grad, and doctoral- are in, isn't it? More so that you're a tiny cocked beta man scrubbing toilets in a hospital, and a woman who does The Bad Think and who doesn't agree with you, worked in Medicine in a field far, far above your wheelhouse.


very, very sexist and right wing to assume everyone is a man, fatboy. Check your privilege there.
Lol I see you're dodging the QAnon thing again. Just another alt-right retard.

And it's adorable how you retards call me a janitor when you guys are the ones who are uneducated and claim to know more about medicine than MDs and medical scientists. So what are your credentials? You claim to know more about medicine than MDs and medical scientists, so asking your credentials doesn't seem unfair to me. I know you have none, or you wouldn't be so wrong about nearly everything you post and dodging it, including making stories up about surgeons. If you had them you'd also be trying to explain to your fellow white nationalist what "placebo" and what "ineffective" mean.

I am surprised you don't just lie like that last "medical researcher" who used screenshots from schizos on Twitter as proof of her claims and didn't know basic medical terminology, either. Wait, I am starting to see a trend here: uneducated right-wing retard simpletons lying about their credentials on the internet

Now, go back to to /pol/ so you can learn more about how the vaccine is super duper dangerous and is killing billions of people. Maybe Q (aka Ron Watkins) will drop some more stuff while you're there, too.
 
Masks do work, or surgeons wouldn't wear them when performing surgery. I know you right-wingers have a hard time with this, but you wear a mask to help you from spreading it to someone else. You also aren't for precautions or you wouldn't be tardraging about a vaccine and saying people who are for the vaccine are pedos (like a good little QTard).

So do you still Trust the Plan? I see you're quiet when I call you on being a QTard. Trying to hide something, chomo? Please, seek some mental therapy. I don't want you to hurt a child
Imagine thinking the masks worn by surgeons in an OR are the same non-skintight ones you can buy a pack of 20 for five bucks - okay, ten, thanks Joe - at the gas station lol

Once again the Science Trusting Brother is behind the curve, the Science was changed two months ago to acknowledge that disposable cloth masks don't do crap because they're not skintight. Watching too much Tucker Carlson so you missed that eh? It was on all the ladies' daytime talk shows and CNN
 
Imagine thinking the masks worn by surgeons in an OR are the same non-skintight ones you can buy a pack of 20 for five bucks - okay, ten, thanks Joe - at the gas station lol
Again, I know this is really a hard concept for you since you have admitted to having severe autism. Do I need to explain again how there's a lot of numbers between 0 and 100, and just because something isn't 100% effective doesn't mean it's 0% effective? I really don't understand why you simpletons have such a hard time grasping that
 
Again, I know this is really a hard concept for you since you have admitted to having severe autism. Do I need to explain again how there's a lot of numbers between 0 and 100, and just because something isn't 100% effective doesn't mean it's 0% effective? I really don't understand why you simpletons have such a hard time grasping that
Don't tell me, tell the CDC :story:

Stop binging all that Tuck, you're just full of misinformation
 
Don't tell me, tell the CDC :story:
The CDC says masks do help. They just said they weren't needed anymore. Again, I realize you autists have a hard time understanding context, so let me explain:

Masks can help protect you and others from COVID-19. Learn more about different types of masks and respirators and how to get the best fit.
Now, the CDC isn't saying "masks aren't needed anymore" because masks don't work. They are saying it because cases are down. They still say masks do work. Now, do you finally understand? I am sure it's tough being a low IQ simpleton, but surely I explained that dumb enough for even you to understand it
 
Lol, it's really, really going to grind your gears not knowing what my degrees - under and post grad, and doctoral- are in, isn't it? More so that you're a tiny cocked beta man scrubbing toilets in a hospital, and a woman who does The Bad Think and who doesn't agree with you, worked in Medicine in a field far, far above your wheelhouse.


very, very sexist and right wing to assume everyone is a man, fatboy. Check your privilege there.
Very, very mad. Very, very upset that "my uncle works in Nintendo" didn't work.
 
The CDC says masks do help. They just said they weren't needed anymore. Again, I realize you autists have a hard time understanding context, so let me explain:


Now, the CDC isn't saying "masks aren't needed anymore" because masks don't work. They are saying it because cases are down. They still say masks do work. Now, do you finally understand? I am sure it's tough being a low IQ simpleton, but surely I explained that dumb enough for even you to understand it
They said skintight masks work. So, not 95% of the masks people actually wore for 2 years

Your Carlson addiction is not serving you well. Get some true and honest non-bowtie sources please
 
They said skintight masks work. So, not 95% of the masks people actually wore for 2 years

Your Carlson addiction is not serving you well. Get some true and honest non-bowtie sources please
They do help. Again, I realize you have crippling autism so your logic ability is pretty low, but covid travels in spit and mucus. Even shitty cloth masks help keep that in. It does help. No, it's not 100% effective, but that doesn't mean 0% effective. It's really not a hard concept. I know you can get this man.

Very, very mad. Very, very upset that "my uncle works in Nintendo" didn't work.
It's funny how they actively claim to know more than MDs and medical scientists about a virus and vaccine, yet get all upset when I ask what their credentials are and refuse to answer it
 
He sure did. Those tards on Jan 6th tried to stop the certification of the election. What else is that if it's not a coup?


He sure did. It is very relevant to him being president. He's a conman.


Like I said, I don't even give a shit about Biden. Why do you keep bringing Biden up? I am just bringing up how outraged you get when someone insults your white nationalist conman cult leader.


So now tell me what your credentials are. Or at least admit you have none, because we all know that's the case. Hence why you're living off SSDI in your mom's basement.


Lol I see you're dodging the QAnon thing again. Just another alt-right retard.

And it's adorable how you retards call me a janitor when you guys are the ones who are uneducated and claim to know more about medicine than MDs and medical scientists. So what are your credentials? You claim to know more about medicine than MDs and medical scientists, so asking your credentials doesn't seem unfair to me. I know you have none, or you wouldn't be so wrong about nearly everything you post and dodging it, including making stories up about surgeons. If you had them you'd also be trying to explain to your fellow white nationalist what "placebo" and what "ineffective" mean.

I am surprised you don't just lie like that last "medical researcher" who used screenshots from schizos on Twitter as proof of her claims and didn't know basic medical terminology, either. Wait, I am starting to see a trend here: uneducated right-wing retard simpletons lying about their credentials on the internet

Now, go back to to /pol/ so you can learn more about how the vaccine is super duper dangerous and is killing billions of people. Maybe Q (aka Ron Watkins) will drop some more stuff while you're there, too.
Ah, so in your tiny brain, because a bunch of boomers got tear gassed and ran into a building for cover, and briefly interrupted the cert process as a bunch of leftist cunts like AOC live tweeted how they were fear shitting, that's a coup?

You still haven't explained how Trump caused it considering there was no planning and there has been no link established to even hint at such. And you clearly lack qualification to comment on others being a conman, since Biden and his family are conmen too. If being a con artist was the red line for you, why did you vote for a man who was selling influence back when he was VP? It's not as though Bidens corruption and ineptitude was a surprise to anyone, he's been in politics at least as long as your retarded boomer ass has been alive.

I will say one thing though, it's dawning on me just what a con artist the orange man truly was. The coof jab was just a placebo, the injectable equivalent of that special water on space jam that helped the toons win through the autistic power of self belief. Orange man conned an entire nation into subsidizing an ineffective gene therapy shot that fails to produce immunity with our tax dollars. Then he conned a bunch of retards like you into injecting yourselves with it and becoming unpaid jannies and shills on behalf of biotech.

Hulk, you got conned by Trump.
 
They said skintight masks work. So, not 95% of the masks people actually wore for 2 years
That's completely wrong. The masks at least prevented spittle and mucus and other products of coughing, sneezing, and simply breathing to others. They did not protect against aerosolized virus. Most substances people emit that have viruses in them are not small enough to permeate even those shitty free masks.

The N90s you can get if you want (I have a couple of them unopened) actually do protect you personally, but why bother? As people point out this shit is mostly over. Maybe if I was at some rave full of degenerates hurling on each other, but I'm pretty sure that isn't something in my future.
Ah, so in your tiny brain, because a bunch of boomers got tear gassed and ran into a building for cover, and briefly interrupted the cert process as a bunch of leftist cunts like AOC live tweeted how they were fear shitting, that's a coup?
Even though you're a giant retard I'll have to give you this one. Coup my ass. The absolute hyperbole about that January 6 bullshit will never cease to annoy me, especially when you compare this hysteria to the absolute apathy the same news media had about months of nonstop arson and looting and describing that fucking shit as "mostly peaceful." Coup schmoup.
 
Ah, so in your tiny brain, because a bunch of boomers got tear gassed and ran into a building for cover, and briefly interrupted the cert process as a bunch of leftist cunts like AOC live tweeted how they were fear shitting, that's a coup?

You still haven't explained how Trump caused it considering there was no planning and there has been no link established to even hint at such. And you clearly lack qualification to comment on others being a conman, since Biden and his family are conmen too. If being a con artist was the red line for you, why did you vote for a man who was selling influence back when he was VP? It's not as though Bidens corruption and ineptitude was a surprise to anyone, he's been in politics at least as long as your retarded boomer ass has been alive.
They were literally trying to stop the election from being certified. Again, you have shown many times in this thread that you have a lot of trouble with definitions, but that is indeed an attempted coup.

Trump was riling his supporters up for it. He knew it was happening. He didn't do anything to stop it until it was almost over. How is Biden a conman? He didn't run a fraudulent charity like Trump did. Trump did nothing but profit himself during his presidency, but you're okay with that because he's a white nationalist and an elderly, obese conman which is your fetish.

Again, I don't give a shit about Biden. He was the lesser of two evils. I know it upsets you that I don't share your fetish for obese, elderly men, but I don't.
I will say one thing though, it's dawning on me just what a con artist the orange man truly was. The coof jab was just a placebo, the injectable equivalent of that special water on space jam that helped the toons win through the autistic power of self belief. Orange man conned an entire nation into subsidizing an ineffective gene therapy shot that fails to produce immunity with our tax dollars. Then he conned a bunch of retards like you into injecting yourselves with it and becoming unpaid jannies and shills on behalf of biotech.
Again, you are showing you are completely unaware of what a placebo is. Please, learn what a placebo is because it's obvious you don't understand what it means. I realize you are a proud Republican and white nationalist, which means you detest education, but you can still learn what a word means before you use it.
Hulk, you got conned by Trump.
Not as much as you did considering you get seething mad when someone doesn't like him.

Now, what are your credentials, little man?
 
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