2022 Mad at the Internet Patch Sale

[mikaylatoads]

I normally see a troon in the morning wearing a denim jacket full of gaming related and LGBTXYZ related badges.

There are an astonishing number of faggots that wear denim jackets full of patches because they want you to believe they're hard and not frail soyboys.

 

[Protein Blaster]

I would totally buy a "May your womb be barren" patch.

 

[Altera]

Will patch buyers get their dishonorable honest & true brand or do I still need to smuggle you rare monkey pictures to get that?

 

[Dieter Laser]

Capitalism? On my good Christian kiwi farms?

It’s more likely than you think.

Super stoked

 

[Sektor 37]

If the patches don't work out because the sellers expect monthly sales, what would be an alternative merch to be sold?

As a daily drinker of hot liquids, a Kiwi Farms mug (15 oz) would be great, and wouldn't have to be toned down to pass in public.

 

[seri0us]

What counts as a purple heart in the meme wars?
Ban notifications?

Chatlogs of someone who got so MATI they started promising to physically harm you

 

[Klaptrap]

My patch-wall hungers for the blood of my wallet. Can't fucking wait.

 

[Kahr CW9]

There's also stickers...
Sorry you're having troubles with a 3PL. Maybe you could ask some of the non-anonymous users here for help? I know JDA has experience with kickstarter fulfillment and stuff

 

[Futaba]

Heres my two ideas - one celebrating the terf contingent of the site and the other a rip off of that annoyed bird meme.

I hope there is a MATI patch in the final designs or maybe a chibi slobbermutt. <3 I would also have a preference for some text based patches with "sneed" or "lol calm down" in an obnoxious font/colours.

 

[kittyfucker]

simple but i think it's cute

 

[KiwiFuzz]

A kiwi bird hatching could be easy and cute.

I was also thinking a Russian flag in the troon colors could be disconcerting.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Gonna buy one of these and put it on my plate carrier for when i deploy to ukraine to kill hohols
putin #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[joebobmurphy]

you could always mount them in a frame and hang them on the wall in your office. example:
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I think I'll do that with a number of them, but if they also have velcro, I'll put some on my molle carrying bag that I use to carry my guns to the range.

 

[Sarvon]

I made this.

 

[Ptolemy]

I'm not sure how this would work, but I think there should be some aspect of the patches that is consistent across all designs. I'm thinking like a black outline or the shape that will make them look like they belong to a set and not look like a mishmash when they are all put together.

Sorta like how the scouts or Pokémon trainers all have something consistent that keep the patches similar in one way or another.

 

[Sarvon]

I also made this based off of @Jaded Optimist idea.

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[Ophelia]

Will patch buyers get their dishonorable honest & true brand or do I still need to smuggle you rare monkey pictures to get that?

I used the privacy.com option and it was super easy #PayNull

(Just gonna say, I’m not buying anything troon related. Pro or con, not interested. I’m not too keen on any design involving drool either fwiw)

 

[Sarvon]

Last one from me.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Don't know if it's too late to submit, but something like this, but not shit. (sorry but I can't draw)

Veni, Vidi, Risi
I came, I saw, I laughed

Spoiler: Alternative

 

[Cup Noodle]

I'm looking over all the designs and I'm going to source a few more. Unlike previous runs, I'm going to try a high amount of variety.

Patches should be very, very cheap (a few dollars each) and will weigh very little. This means that the sale price will be low and it won't increase shipping to buy a bunch of different designs. What I'm going to do is print a couple hundred of 6~10 designs and let people pick out all the ones they want and it wont cost more than a shirt does usually.

I am still looking for a 3PL. I've talked to 5+ now and they all expect 1000+ monthly sales. I don't do monthly sales so trying to find one that accommodates this has been extremely difficult.

Thank you everyone submitting designs so far. Once I have a 3PL picked I'll start finalizing the design list.

I don't want some gay ass patch. I'm not some scene girl wanting to add a patch to my ripped denim jacket. I'll forgo this merch run. I hope you find a good 3pl so we can have a good 2023 silver run.