Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter


I'm loving the impostors, they're weirdly wholesome at times, and behave a lot more like an authentic account than Patrick, who looks like a goddamn chatbot there to harass people. I'm imagining the confusion of the people who see this weird slapfight between a nice guy who's just trying to build an audience for his little sci fi books, and this weird chatbot that's trying to get him kicked off twitter.

In real life, the real pat is the evil pat
And I hope that one day Twitter accidentally suspends him for impersonation of himself
 
America. Will. Be. Child.

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Cory Booker is not even the most junior Black member of the Senate, let alone the most junior member of the entire body. He's been there since 2013!

edit: Checked that tweet, all the replies are correcting Pat (which he ignored) or someone trolling him (which he replied to)

Also:
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There is no recall in New York. Garland would have been confirmed without any Republican votes.
 
I'm half tempted to release a 600 or whatever page self-published book with all his tweets in like size 4 font called "The Annotated Patrick S. Tomlinson" with all the proceeds going to Quasi and, selling at cost, the goal being to outsell all his existing books.
Nothing for the Farms? :heart-empty:

It's a bigger error, but a much more advanced one. If he can't wield the writer's most basic tool, his own language, what hope does he have of getting larger matters right?

You're talking about a failure that would disappoint me in a published author. His errors would surprise me coming from an average ten-year-old.
Editors exist because lots of people who can think and create really well can’t write when it comes to grammar and spelling. But Pat is bad at everything.

If he ever gets discovered by the Lincoln project, that would be the best timeline. They either hire him and that entire publication becomes lolcow central or they tell him to fuck off and not even lolcow fake conservatives buy his grift. Here's hoping
Aren’t they pedos? Pat would get along with them right well.
 
Piggy has been busy, fighting the trolls:
Holy shit, is all this from today? I’m a newfag to Pat still learning my way around. Is this a normal amount of Twitter activity for him? This nigga is prolific. He must spend all day on Twitter as he stuffs his extra-fat face and drinks, while his wife gets rammed by her favorite bull in the other room.

Also, I’m addicted to the Josiah Munoz Tape 5 where he freaks out. “Shut your fucking mouttttttfffh!” If there’s any more recordings like that, video or audio, damn I’d be happy to find out.
 
Nothing is more enjoyable than Fat’s impotence signaling. “Fire them all. Now. Right fucking now.” Lol who is he talking to? Who does he think he’s issuing orders to? He’s nobody and has no influence whatsoever.

It’ll be fun when his account gets flagged as a spam bot for replying to trolls with the exact same tweets dozens of times a day.

Also I’ve noticed both his former and current wife seem to only ever wear slob clothes like leggings and t-shirts. I have a feeling Adrienne dresses more confidently for Pringle Can Jon. Why would she have bothered for the likes of Patrick? He still urgently needs to lose weight. As does his second, inferior wife. These two barflies must never burn so much as one calorie.

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Holy shit, is all this from today? I’m a newfag to Pat still learning my way around. Is this a normal amount of Twitter activity for him? This nigga is prolific. He must spend all day on Twitter as he stuffs his extra-fat face and drinks, while his wife gets rammed by her favorite bull in the other room.
What would you have him do, child? Let the stalkers win?
 
I know someone who works at Hooligans. I'm sure Patty is enough of a regular that the person would know him. If they do, does anyone want any specific questions answered?
What do the staff think of him? Do any of the staff pay attention to his online activities? Are they at all aware of the troll following that he has, and if so how long have they known about it, and how much do they know, and what do they think of us? Are employees given special instructions on how to deal with Patrick and/or his trolls?
 
Holy shit, is all this from today? I’m a newfag to Pat still learning my way around. Is this a normal amount of Twitter activity for him?
Just yesterday we got some detailed pig twitter analytics. He averages... what was it... 92 tweets a day. Which means that his manic coping periods like the day after he is handed a humiliating legal loss on the public record should be more active than the average
These two barflies must never burn so much as one calorie.

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Do you really think that the skill and enthusiasm that Patrick tells us Nikki fucks him with doesn't at least burn a few calories for her?
I know someone who works at Hooligans. I'm sure Patty is enough of a regular that the person would know him. If they do, does anyone want any specific questions answered?
How often does he "tip" by giving out copies of his "books"?
Do the other regulars like Patrick or simply tolerate him?
How well did Andrew's visit go over among the regulars?
 
I know someone who works at Hooligans. I'm sure Patty is enough of a regular that the person would know him. If they do, does anyone want any specific questions answered?
What’s the highest number of guys who have spiked his food with their spunk in a single shift?
 
Also, I’m addicted to the Josiah Munoz Tape 5 where he freaks out. “Shut your fucking mouttttttfffh!” If there’s any more recordings like that, video or audio, damn I’d be happy to find out.
If you enjoyed Pat's freakout in Josiah Tape 5, you will love the first three minutes of this recent NPS podcast:

 
If you enjoyed Pat's freakout in Josiah Tape 5, you will love the first three minutes of this recent NPS podcast:

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This reminded me of something. There’s a Liverpudlian actor who’s also named Rick Tomlinson. Fatty is even more obese and out of shape than his octogenarian British counterpart (who also has a classier, more fetching bride):

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Normally I don't go for tawdry humor but forcing the meme that Patrick could not stop ripping ass in court while he responds defensively is killing me, actual out-loud laughter.
 
Important thread update, Pat is not working on a fart fetish story collection:

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If it wasn’t for the Josiah calls, I’d believe Fat Rick Sean Thomlinson was a Twatter bot designed to take an inputted phrase and use it to argue with people online.

if (twatterResponse = true){
cout >> “You need to seek help from a mental health professional, stalker.” >> endl;
}
 
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If it wasn’t for the Josiah calls, I’d believe Fat Rick Sean Thomlinson was a Twatter bot designed to take an inputted phrase and use it to argue with people online.

if (twatterResponse = true){
cout >> “You need to seek help from a mental health professional, stalker.” >> endl;
}
I don't know if you linger at litcrit, but I would totally believe he has that set up on his phone for numbers not in his address book, if not for him occasionally needing to correct the record in private text messages for some reason
 
A friend of mine raised a disturbing possibility about Patrick and I'm not sure what to think about it.

She notices that Patrick has enormous amounts of energy for stupid things, and in particular for endlessly repetitive replies. His ability to keep replying the same or similar things dozens or more times in a row is unusual, even for one of our cows.

His health is obviously deteriorating. It's not just being fat. The man looks like crap.

These are signs which can be present with meth addiction. Despite the stereotype, meth addicts are not uniformly skinny. In fact, when they are fat, it can disguise some of the damage done by meth for a little while, particularly breakdown of collagen. Eventually that damage will be evident, but it takes a while.

I don't know if this is what is happening, but the very possibility gives me pause. Not of sympathy, mind you. If he's a meth addict, he's even more contemptible than I thought. But if this is true, we're probably going to figure it out within a year, and things are going to turn very grim for him.

Again, I'm not really sure, but that this is even possible is a pretty bad sign for him.
 
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