Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Benet_Bandito284]

Has she obtained a required health affidavit? Don't recall her mentioning a doctor's visit.

Nope, pretty sure she hasn't got anything to show she's up to date on Covid shots with boosters either.

 

[TurdFondler]

She can get a bidet attachment for toilets that even a complete moron could install from Amazon. It'll even give her something to add to box mountain when she's done.

Nevermind, no one at the luxury Villa would be qualified enough

She's too fat to ever even hope of reaching under/behind the shitter.

Guaranteed this bitch has to back in blind, pants down, and pray for the seat to catch her gigantic ass. There's no way she's turning around in most bathrooms.

With regards to Cuba, I think she's gonna die of DVT on the trip over.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Scootiepuffs at Walmart. How the mighty have fallen.
View attachment 3105600

She literally looks (and sounds) retarded.
There's no way in hell she's going to fit in one seat.

I'm pretty excited about this trip. I think she'll actually go. And it'll be one of the worst experiences of her life. She'll be absolutely miserable. I'm especially looking forward to all the lies that will pour out of her mouth about what a good time she had. Eurobeeze, here she comes!

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

“I’m disabled too. Sometimes.”
Not Chantal on The Beezer Show, 2022

I left in all the disgustingness that happened in under two minutes.

It’s remarkable that even without hair we still can’t see her ears when she’s looking straight ahead.

 

[We're All Going To Hell]

walking on sand is hella more difficult than pushing a buggy at Walmart Chins.
Please do continue you fantastically fit hot inspiration for woman!

 

[Chorton]

She'd best pack ole foodie scooty for the trip. Plantation tour my arse.
View attachment 3105683
View attachment 3105698

ETA @FarmerKhourtney
View attachment 3105783

I guess she saw my edited list:

 

[CrashMan2012]

She's too fat to ever even hope of reaching under/behind the shitter.

Guaranteed this bitch has to back in blind, pants down, and pray for the seat to catch her gigantic ass. There's no way she's turning around in most bathrooms.

With regards to Cuba, I think she's gonna die of DVT on the trip over.

The bidets that go on toilets have side controls. People with mobility problems, obese people, and the elderly are the target market. Even she could manage to use it.

Someone else would have to install it, naturally.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

View attachment 3105610

I'm getting some serious Amberlynn Rascal flashbacks from this stream...
Also.... shopping for stuff for the trip to Cuba, yet they just admitted they both don't know what items are allowed in Cuba as they grab, 'toothpaste', 'giant jugs of water', 'shampoo' and nothing much else so far.. chuckling all the while.
This trip is getting more and more believable by the minute! Wow!
Peetz blatantly ignoring green screen and fake cuba trip superchats in the car while reading all others was the nail in the coffin.

Lmao, I just noticed the guy in the background. Just look at this normal dude staring in horror as this massive giggling bald woman swerves her scooter into Wal-Mart. From his perspective he sees Peetz right over the scooting mound, a hunched filthy balding man just fish eye staring into a phone. You can even see the worried expression on his face even through the mask. If I get more of that kind of shit from The Beezer Show than I'm sold.

 

[Chandler Bing]

View attachment 3105610

Does she not realize she looks like a grandma from a distance or quick glance when dressed like this...

 

[Dutch Courage]

Null... Shit that's gonna happen to Chantal traveling is not something that can happen to basically everyone. You're well-traveled. When was the last time you shat yourself in public. Not just "trusted a fart and sort of lost" but outright shit yourself? When was the last time you witnessed an adult outright shitting his pants in public? How frequently do you find it difficult to control flatulence, let alone control it in a tightly closed environment? Do you have such a psychological dependence on weed and edibles that 24 hours without them finds you sobbing without underwear in an upstate New York mall parking lot during a snow storm?

I know all the speculation wears thin for you but for many of us this has the potential to become the Death Fat version of Ethan Ralph's hilarious and miserable trip to Portugal. It's very hard not to speculate all that could go terribly wrong for her because she's just as impulsive, stubborn and self-destructive as Ethan and will likely end up in a hospital just like he did, though her trip will likely be linked to a diarrhea tsunami instead of a brutal man purse mugging. Should Chantal follow through with this, it's going to be a disaster because of the locale* and because she's Chantal and she's been such a font of insanity that this trip will be a Three Stooges/Home Alone/Pie Scene from Stand by Me mashup. We're only human and cannot help but wonder what entertainment awaits us.

*People should check out Anna O'Brien/Glitternlazers thread to see how her trip to Cuba panned out. She has a lot more money, had a fat friend to travel with and had infinitely more mobility than Chantal and her trip to Cuba was still a nightmare. She was wet with sweat the entire time even though she was acclimated to Texas heat and humidity, was stared at constantly and was "fat shamed" during her first fucking meal in the country.

In a way, this is kind of like our Superbowl. It is natural to speculate and trash talk in the days and hours leading up to it.

If she actually goes through with this, this will be the grandest adventure in the history of her channel(s). And we all know how ill-equipped she is to handle things that ordinary people navigate without a second thought. That's one of the most fun things about her. If her trip to bumfuck New York was such a disaster, just about anything can happen on this trip. I don't think we're excited to see her miserable. We are excited to see her fuck things up in spectacular fashion; that is her single greatest talent.

Nothing she has said or done today indicates that she is in the least bit prepared for this trip, or even understands travel on the level of most children.

At any rate, Countdown to Cuba is at T minus 108 hours (give or take) and counting. Hope it happens.

 

[snow]

do y’all really think weed would be that hard to find in cuba? especially if staying at a resort, chantal would seem like the perfect mark to sell a ridiculously over priced gram to. she doesn’t look like an undercover, and all around is pretty “low risk” (isn’t going to try to rob you, probably would be stupid enough to ask if you had change for $100, alone, etc).

(optimistic she is going )

 

[low sodium]

DINNER WITH JAI​

3/24/22

Archive

Spoiler: Archive

CUBA SHOPPING​

3/24/22

Archive

Spoiler: Archive

SHOPPING IN PUBLIC FOR CUBA BEEZE​

3/24/22

Archive

Spoiler: Archive

HAUL WITH THE BEEZER SHOW​

3/24/22

Archive

Spoiler: Archive

BREAKFAST MUKBANG BEEZE​

3/24/22

Archive

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Chantopolis tour guide]

Beach body breakfast: bacon, eggs, sausage, tater tots, mozzarella sticks, can of coke and a slice of lemon meringue pie.

 

[Tal E Whacker]

do y’all really think weed would be that hard to find in cuba? especially if staying at a resort, chantal would seem like the perfect mark to sell a ridiculously over priced gram to. she doesn’t look like an undercover, and all around is pretty “low risk” (isn’t going to try to rob you, probably would be stupid enough to ask if you had change for $100, alone, etc).

(optimistic she is going )

I have been to cayo coco, it’s an island purely built for tourists, the hotels are built on reclaimed mangrove swamps, the workers don’t live on the island, they are brought in on transport. Beach bums selling crap on the beaches are not allowed and the beaches have guards to stop them. If she is stupid enough to ask staff about getting her some weed, she will have her lardy arse yeeted out of the hotel…….yes she is stupid enough…………. But the Internet is so crap we will probably miss the spectacle….

 

[Whizzbang Wallop]

“I’m disabled too. Sometimes.”
Not Chantal on The Beezer Show, 2022

I left in all the disgustingness that happened in under two minutes.
View attachment 3106046

Rate me late but what was she eating here? It sounded like she was grinding weed before putting whatever in her maw. She clearly didn’t enjoy it, was she eating weed? It reminded me of that time she scarfed a load of shrooms and then instantly regretted it. Is she that hard up for edibles?

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

do y’all really think weed would be that hard to find in cuba? especially if staying at a resort, chantal would seem like the perfect mark to sell a ridiculously over priced gram to. she doesn’t look like an undercover, and all around is pretty “low risk” (isn’t going to try to rob you, probably would be stupid enough to ask if you had change for $100, alone, etc).

(optimistic she is going )

Yes all Cubans think their average $20 a month paycheck is worth putting towards a gram of bush weed with seeds in it.

They think a few toots of hay and grass tasting low THC hemp-quality weed is totally worth the death penalty.

 

[Null]

Null... Shit that's gonna happen to Chantal traveling is not something that can happen to basically everyone. You're well-traveled. When was the last time you shat yourself in public. Not just "trusted a fart and sort of lost" but outright shit yourself? When was the last time you witnessed an adult outright shitting his pants in public? How frequently do you find it difficult to control flatulence, let alone control it in a tightly closed environment? Do you have such a psychological dependence on weed and edibles that 24 hours without them finds you sobbing without underwear in an upstate New York mall parking lot during a snow storm?

homie you retards are writing fanfic for stickers and i'm sick of it. 30 bulletpoints, 3 paragraphs of all the bad things you want to happen. just sitting there daydreaming about her tumbling down a hill forever.

mmm yeah i hope she fuckin sharts yeaaah i hope she gets fuckin stuck in the airplane lavatory OH YEAH mmm give me my stickers

 

[3322]

Ok guys please rate what I have written for my "Chantal goes to Cuba" fanfic so far:

Chantal goes to the airport and tries to check in but she FORGOT HER PASSPORT! It is very embarrassing and inconvenient for her. She has to wait many hours for the next flight and it SUCKS A LOT! As she finally boards the plane she finds out she is TOO FAT! Hahaha! She is very embarrassed and she has to buy another seat. Then as she finally sits down she PEEPEE POOPOOS IN HER PANTS! The whole plane erupts with laughter! At this point Chantal very much regrets her travel plans and thinks about how right the fat discord Karens were when they said her trip would suck. As she lands in Cuba she finds out that it is VERY HOT! And she sweats which is very embarrassing and also gets her purse stolen before she can even reach the hotel so she has no money. At the hotel she realizes she forgot her luggage! OH NO! Chantal now has to wear the hotel bathrobe for her entire trip! Finally Chantal spots a cute Cuban bartender and she tries to say hola or whatever they say in Cuba, but she just BURPS AND THEN SHE BRAPS! The bartender is very much not attracted to her. He says he is already in a long-distance relationship with Karen. Chantal is so embarrassed she tries to drown herself in the ocean, but she is TOO FAT TO SINK!

 

[Kier Starmer]

I am kind of loving this new era, I have been quiet avoiding the Twitter Karens but this new era. a cheap pool mimicking titty streamers, scootypuff live streams, and mukbangs. Wow, we might actually be on to something here.

 

[440088]

I am kind of loving this new era, I have been quiet avoiding the Twitter Karens but this new era. a cheap pool mimicking titty streamers, scootypuff live streams, and mukbangs. Wow, we might actually be on to something here.

Same. I haven’t really been commenting that much recently either. I think this new Chantal. The one that’s “in on the joke” is actually kind of fun to watch in a nikocado kind of way. Lol. I hope she does go to Cuba. It will be fun to watch. I have doubts she will actually go. But she should! It’s really not as difficult to navigate airports and shit as people think it is. They have people and signs posted everywhere to help you. They attempt to make travel idiot proof. She’ll be fine traveling if she goes. The comedy will come from seeing a 400 pound woman awkwardly ordering hamburgers on a beach thinking men want to fuck her or something while in reality she’s just being a gross fatty with her belly hanging out. She should have gotten two seats tho. She a big woman haha.