DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Clarence Big Boss]

This is old but my friend got into a match with DSP on his stream in MK11. And he bodied him while calling him a nigger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkrplF4GaPU

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

Hard cringe at this wanna-be scrub titling the video "in the lab". So desperate to be part of a community.

 

[Tears for T]

The English language is fucking weird.

 

[PieceofShet]

"I dont see it"
Saying when he does this.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Completely unrelated to current Phil shenanigans, but man, I wish Phil would say some retarded shit about trans people. Did you guys see the featured comment about Destiny getting deplatformed by a crazy trans person?

Imagine Phil getting the attention of some lunatic like that who would go on a crusade to fuck him over.

As usual, Phil's irrelevance is his protection. I'm pretty sure he probably has some very based views on trans folks, but I doubt he'd be retarded enough to say them. And even if he did, it might go unnoticed by those trans warriors.

That would be cool though, fuck trannies.
>ok guys, now let's discuss wooden doors
>was there really 6 million?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

That would be cool though, fuck trannies.

Errr, you first?

 

[Watamelon]

Guys… bread is a regular and essential part of the Italian diet. That’s why Phil has had so many kinds of bread in his life.

He truly thinks he’s as Italian as Tony Soprano.

I feel like DSP would have been a perfect joke character for five minutes in the Sopranos.

Have Furio deal with collecting debt from Phil, he tries to rant about his Italian heritage, Furio kicks his teeth in.

You only hear about DSP through off hand comments from there onwards.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Errr, you first?

No, not that way. Jokes aside, phil is more likely to troon out for views and tips than call out the trannies.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Going from that. Isn't faggot a bundle of firewood? And that is where the slang fag to describe cigarettes is from?

I wouldn’t know, but you’re right according to the Cambridge dictionary.

I’d be willing to gamble that most non-native English speakers here (myself included) have a better grasp of the language than Phil.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

he watched spirited away "early in its run" it creeped him out and he didn't know what was going on. Creeped out by a Miyazaki movie. Then the happening, nothing happened in the happening, which he repeated.

"The happening is the movie where nothing happened at all where the plants tried to kill the humans"

Phil, a hint about being more human, we have this sub conscious filter that filters out things we should keep in our heads sometimes things slip through and then another filter grabs them and makes them make sense instead of what ever the fuck you're on about. I mean, yeah those were words he said.

This is why it creeped him out:

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Mississippi (as of last time I checked) has the lowest cost of living in the entire country. Or he could've moved to any large city in fly over country, still far cheaper than any of the coastal states. I also say he knew he wanted it to be Seattle to get as far away as possible from the North-East; he just pretended him and Panda were gonna go house shopping in several cities, but visit Seattle once and yup, that's it. Nevermind Texas and Florida have far nicer taxes (at least, if you're not a property owner in Texas). Hell, Omaha Nebraska and Oklahoma City fine, but no, Phil needed the status that comes with one of the coastal states.

My mentally ill theory is this: he moved to Washington for a multitude of reasons: to flex on his family and friends, trapping PandaRee into a place where she had NO friends or family, and to get away from his parents. Remember when his dying parents - sorry, they're no longer dying, but they're old and they can go at any moment - Linda expressed concern for his spending when seeing all that worthless shit on his kitchen counter,

Linda told the pig "Philliam, you better save some money. This is worrisome." Phil being the most mature adult out of all us said "Well, fuck you! I'm going to do what I want to do, mom! This is for not getting me that fucking Wolverine toy, you fucking idiots! I'm moving to a state where income tax doesn't exist and not a day's drive to come check up on me.

Phil is all about flexing and rubbing it into people's faces. He did it with the BMW, he did it with his mature adult house in CT to impress a girl, he bought his WAKhando to rub it in his friends and families faces that he's "successful.", etc...and to get away from his nosey ass filthy smoker of a mother, who was trying to control every aspect of his life! Actually save six month's of living expenses in case of an emergency? No! Mentally ill fuckhead's do that shit! Phil is a mature adult with a business degree and what they fail to teach you is this: spend more than what you pull in, put everything on a credit card, and your future self will deal with it later. Sound good!

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I feel like DSP would have been a perfect joke character for five minutes in the Sopranos.

Have Furio deal with collecting debt from Phil, he tries to rant about his Italian heritage, Furio kicks his teeth in.

You only hear about DSP through off hand comments from there onwards.

Phil would be in Jackie Jr.'s crew.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

wtf is this commentary? I've seen horribly scripted re-enactments with better acting "Imagine if they made yakuza puffs. ha. ha. ha. ok then" with like no inflection or change of tone.

 

[actually]

The English language is fucking weird.

American English is the muttiest mutt language.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Linda told the pig "Philliam, you better save some money. This is worrisome." Phil being the most mature adult out of all us said "Well, fuck you! I'm going to do what I want to do, mom! This is for not getting me that fucking Wolverine toy, you fucking idiots! I'm moving to a state where income tax doesn't exist and not a day's drive to come check up on me.

This is one of those things that puzzles me about how his brain-to-mouth system functions. He thinks enough to avoid, say, telling the retards that he's never playing co-op with them because they're, well... retards, but he can't manage to avoid saying shit like the above, and letting us detractors connect the dots so easily.

It must be a fear thing, because the stuff he hasn't yet blurted out, seems sufficiently scary to him. While telling everybody he basically ran away from his mom like he's a three year-old who just got caught drawing on the walls, just simply doesn't.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Asked & answered x 10,000 I'm sure, sorry, but I rarely actually look at this faggot while subjecting myself to his internet pollution, And I always detect an inordinate amount of him screamsobbing about chat "distracting him from khancentrayting on the ghayme", but doesn't his fuckassed equipment setup require Gump to twist himself around like 160° away from his TV to even be able to see the chat? He doesn't have it scrolling on the TV, right? He can't even see that shit in the outermost region of his peripheral (& also trash tier) vision if he's bumblefucking his way through a video game, am I wrong?

I'm pretty sure I'm right, but I've never cared long enough to ask before I forget. I'm just seeking confirmation because it'll allow me to laugh at him >500% harder when he rips into one of his chat-related temper tantrums. Those explosions are seriously somewhere in the Top 3 gayest & most self-humiliating bitch-rage routines he has.

Either way, fucking lol.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

he bought his WAKhando to rub it in his friends and families faces that he's "successful.",

paying 200k to share walls with neighbors on both sides of you isn't anything i would ever feel jealous of

 

[detractorzer0]

he watched spirited away "early in its run" it creeped him out and he didn't know what was going on. Creeped out by a Miyazaki movie. Then the happening, nothing happened in the happening, which he repeated.

"The happening is the movie where nothing happened at all where the plants tried to kill the humans"

Phil, a hint about being more human, we have this sub conscious filter that filters out things we should keep in our heads sometimes things slip through and then another filter grabs them and makes them make sense instead of what ever the fuck you're on about. I mean, yeah those were words he said.

Spirited Away shouldn't have creeped him out. It released in 2002. He got creeped out by that movie as an adult?? He was what, 18-19 years old?

 

[Jose Cuervo]

he watched spirited away "early in its run" it creeped him out and he didn't know what was going on. Creeped out by a Miyazaki movie. Then the happening, nothing happened in the happening, which he repeated.

"The happening is the movie where nothing happened at all where the plants tried to kill the humans"

Phil, a hint about being more human, we have this sub conscious filter that filters out things we should keep in our heads sometimes things slip through and then another filter grabs them and makes them make sense instead of what ever the fuck you're on about. I mean, yeah those were words he said.

I’m not surprised, we’re talking about someone who unironically believes Bugsnax is peak dark, serious storytelling meant for mature adults.