Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Shaka Brah]

Wait, I can just dox myself to Pat and make a couple grand? There has to be a catch, or else some drunk idiot on the ONA forums like Andrew would've already done it.

You dox yourself to the IRS, not Pat.

 

[Boston Brand]

So SFWA has apparently changed its membership requirements recently. Now the threshold for being eligible to apply for full membership is 1000 dollars lifetime earnings from fantasy, sci-fi or horror fiction. The question I have is: Does Pat still qualify for membership?

Unfortunately given he has sold novels, yes.

They fought against lowering the membership threshold for years - one novel or three pro level sales of short fiction - so this means they are desperate to fill the organization ranks and organization coffers.

Also, SFWA is no longer the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America - they voted to change it to Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers Association, given how many foreigners fill the ranks.

I wonder what that means for all thier extant trademarks.

And thier non-taxable status.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Listen here, child, baby child. The most cursed thing about Fatposting is that now you'll always read posts written like this in Patrick's gay smug voice. Yes, child! You're reading this post in his voice right now, baby girl. It does not matt-hur if I am talking about something as absurd as animal genitals or anilingus, child. Yes! You will read this in that voice! And when I TYPE IN FUCKING ALL CAPS AND SWEAR you'll be hearing him scream just like the phone call! And when I tYPE likE THIs you'll be hearing him grit his teeth in barely REPressed raGE like he does near the end of the call. So enjoy it, child!

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

This may be unlikely, but he could be a drug dealer :^)

no. if that was true he'd have a bunch of priors by now. also a messed up face bc he mouths off too much to hang with that crowd.

 

[AnOminous]

I’d never hire a supposed marketing expert who can’t get more than 187 Twitter followers for her own business. What a sham.

The dummy hasn't even figured out PROTIP #1: buy some fake followers.

His book sales data shows his books don’t make any money (bookscan isn’t 100% accurate but it is used by all publishers for a reason, it’s largely very accurate) he doesn’t have renters anymore - can his insurance residuals and book royalties really sustain his working class quality of living? I guess it’s possible?

Don't forget that apparently he drinks and eats solely in bars and restaurants, the two most expensive and wasteful ways of drinking and eating, and he does a lot of both. You can tell. Because he's fat. And has the worst case of booze bloat I've ever seen.

You can tell he's a gluttonous drunk just looking at him, and that's before he even opens his fat mouth and starts vomiting out mumbled, slurred, stupid, repetitive insults.

Wait, I can just dox myself to Pat and make a couple grand? There has to be a catch, or else some drunk idiot on the ONA forums like Andrew would've already done it.

You have to have information they don't that actually leads to collection. A dozen people all vaguely telling them I'm pretty sure this guy is cheating on his taxes won't do. So for instance if you're Al Capone's accountant and you can provide that second secret set of books showing the real income, you probably get it. You don't for just making a lucky guess or telling them something they already know. I'm not sure how a more ambiguous situation would work out, i.e. "on their Form 990, SFWA says they 'loaned' $150K to this dude and wrote it off as uncollectable, maybe you should check into this." Assuming that's true or ends up true in a couple years.

No, really, there aren't. I really do think at this point that he has OCD about responding to the trolls, exacerbated by his alcoholism. And his narcissism means that he can't admit that he has a problem let alone do anything effective about it. I don't see how he has any chance of turning things around before hitting rock-bottom.

This fat drunken fuck has been at rock bottom so long he thinks it's normalcy.

You spoon:

What the fuck kind of gay retard insult even is that? I suppose it shows slightly more creativity than the constant babbling burbling flood of child child chiiiiiiild child child child CHIIIIIIILD *burps semen*.

What's he even trying to imply here? He such a tough guy that he refused the ticket and the cop just took it?

He told the cop he was a dear sweet baby little child, and to stop stalking him. The cop drove off in shame and everyone on the highway pulled over and applauded even though Fatty was doing 90 and obviously drunk.

 

[Caverlock]

Renowned legal expert and restraining orderless judgment debtor Patrick S. Tomlinson, whose advocacy for punching (A, L), elbowing (A, A), dousing (A, L; A, L), disowning (A; A, L), firing (A), vandalizing the property of (A, L; A, L), and otherwise “intimidating” (A, L; A, L) his political enemies, male or female, is well documented, declares that grabbing someone’s slow-moving bicycle wheel to stop them is a felony.

Bonus: Black man is silenced by white “ally” for voicing unsanctioned opinion.



(A, L)

Nearly lost to oblivion thanks to the passage of time (six+ years is eons on the internet) and dozens of subreddit bans and forum migrations is the fact that the then-intact O&A community was one of the first to engage in criticism of and, occasionally, ops against the Proud Boys and their then-spokesmen Gavin McInnes and Dante Nero, mainly not for political reasons, rather because they came off as closeted self-righteous fake-tough-guy cultists, not to mention being strongly affiliated with the much-despised Anthony Cumia, but still.

Spoiler: NSFW Gif

Welcome, to the Kiwi Zone. Now, imagine, if you will, an alternate universe: a universe in which the O&A community and Patrick became allies against the Proud Boys! Is such a mind-bending, outlandish thing possible?


No. The answer is fucking "no." Some things just don't happen anywhere, ever.

 

[A Sunset]

Renowned legal expert and restraining orderless judgment debtor Patrick S. Tomlinson, whose advocacy for punching (A, L), elbowing (A, A), dousing (A, L; A, L), disowning (A; A, L), firing (A), vandalizing the property of (A, L; A, L), and otherwise “intimidating” (A, L; A, L) his political enemies, male or female, is well documented, declares that grabbing someone’s slow-moving bicycle wheel to stop them is a felony.

Bonus: Black man is silenced by white “ally” for voicing unsanctioned opinion.
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Another brilliant, logical retort from Fat. “Here’s all the supporting arguments for why I disagree with you, what are your supporting arguments?” “You’re wrong, you’re wrong, look it up yourself, deal”. God he is so insufferably punchable.

I bet Pat has literally never gotten his ass kicked even once. He has the vibe of these guys you meet who desperately need one good beatdown after running their mouth their whole fucking life, and who permanently learn their place after that and not to annoy everyone with their bullshit they can’t back up. Those kind of guys always look like Fat Pat too, soft, baby-faced, weak.

 

[ImportantOpinions]

You spoon:

The "spoon" thing is so adorable. He wants to get his insults in, but he's a neutered little puppy whose testicles sit in the disposal bin of a veterinarian office.

He can't use a problematic insult - faggot, bitch, pussy, oh no that might offend one of his allies. He can't use naughty language either, because his "fans" tend to report him like crazy when he starts calling everyone a fuckwad or dipshit.

So he's forced to insult others like you might see on a PBS kids show. Call someone by their wrong name (and then get really, really upset if they do it back to you). Call someone an inanimate object and make them wonder exactly what the insult is. You spoon! What's so bad about spoons? It's how I transport cereal from the bowl to my mouth! Or is it spoon like cuddle, because I enjoy that spoon as well.

Seriously, look around your office or bedroom or bathroom and try to imagine what you could weaponize to weakly insult somebody. You steaming cup of coffee! Wrong as always, you used shopping bag! That's not how any of this works, you roll of packing tape! Twitter isn't going to ban me for hate speech as long as I insult you like an infant, you half-empty bottle of shampoo!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I bet Pat has literally never gotten his ass kicked even once. He has the vibe of these guys you meet who desperately need one good beatdown after running their mouth their whole fucking life, and who permanently learn their place after that and not to annoy everyone with their bullshit they can’t back up. Those kind of guys always look like Fat Pat too, soft, baby-faced, weak.

All those bar fights he says he's been in, I think they happened in his imagination. There was a minor confrontation at most, that did not come to blows, or even it's like someone said something he didn't like and he didn't respond at all, then went home and made up a story about how he totally kicked their ass because in his mind he did.

 

[A Sunset]

All those bar fights he says he's been in, I think they happened in his imagination. There was a minor confrontation at most, that did not come to blows, or even it's like someone said something he didn't like and he didn't respond at all, then went home and made up a story about how he totally kicked their ass because in his mind he did.

Yes, I fully believe this tubby middle-aged clown intimidated the shit out of the other patrons. You know how fast he would be put down in a real fight? This nigga is a pussy. It’s even more laughable now that you can hear his actual voice and it’s lispy, effeminate lilt. And how he casually dropped “Sweetie“ and “Baby Doll” when pressed. This nigga is either gay or a really gay-appearing straight man. The second one is infinitely worse.

Fat Pat has likely been aware of his latent effeminate nature/homosexuality and his lack of appeal to heterosexual women his whole life. He’s pathetically attempted to compensate by going as macho as possible with guns and online bravado. The internet is the best thing a guy like Fat could ask for - a place where he can talk all the shit he wants and not get his ass kicked in real life, like he so desperately needs and deserves.

Here’s how it goes down in real life : fucking exactly like his recent court appearance. He’d be completely respectful, bow down and kiss the feet of whoever confronted him. Then later, in the safety of his room, ALPHA Pat comes out and spins a tale of the ultra-masculine things he did that night.

Fat Pat is a faggot.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

judgment debtor Patrick S. Tomlinson, whose advocacy for punching (A, L), elbowing (A, A), dousing (A, L; A, L), disowning (A; A, L), firing (A), vandalizing the property of (A, L; A, L), and otherwise “intimidating” (A, L; A, L) his political enemies,

he even twitter-blocked a real life friend of his who is a leftoid for voicing a super mild criticism of Biden's campaign regarding covid bucks (promising $2k and then switching to $1.4k)

https://archive.fo/pXxHb "you've never once contributed to progress" says the bum who sits on his ass tweeting 120 times a day, the lack of self awareness is daunting. Imagine being so thin-skinned, fat and brainwashed that you block a friend over criticism of a politician.

Then again, his ability to sever ties with people over trivialities shouldn't surprise us given his eagerness to abandon his innocent baby daughter.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Greetings, children! You should all know me by now, What's that, child? You haven't heard of Sonichu, the electric hedgehog pokemon? I'm not surprised a suckLING inFANT like you wouldn't know about the greatness of Sonichu and his adventures in Cwcville. You see, child, he is my own original character! It's true! I created him back on March 17th, 2000. Any dates earlier are invalid, just like you, child. He was created by me! Not that insidious Jimmy Hill, IaN BranDON AndersSON, or CLYDE. FUCKING. CASH... no, baby child! It was me! I created Sonichu, Cwcville and the Chaotic Combo!

Now if you'll excuse me, I simply must depart. It's time for my mother's aura healing session, and if she's too awake while I'm doing it, she'll start to scream.

 

[polyester]

his eagerness to abandon his innocent baby daughter.

Well, to be fair, she was being a total INFANT BABY GIRL!

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

I sometimes really do struggle to understand my country, why people like Patrick are happy for Biden to escalate world war 3. It’s always people like Pat who know they won’t be sent to die. He obviously wouldn’t be this bombastic if he was still conscription age.

It’s such reprehensible behaviour. It really is the worse thing you can do in my eyes, demand other men and other peoples children go and die in pointless wars.

It pushed Pat posting over from it’s jsut funny because he’s a smug abrasive asshole, to he’s genuinely a bad person.

I don’t pretend to know anything about ukraine or russia, but advocating for wars you know you personally won’t be sent to fight is just so wrong.

He isn’t a Muslim tin pot dictator you fat asshole, even if he is Hitler v2 we can’t bully him and overthrow him in fake illegal wars like he’s some illiterate Arab waving around a gold AK47. If we try to then we start a war that can easily end humanity you fucking moron.

 

[TyrasGuard]

I sometimes really do struggle to understand my country, why people like Patrick are happy for Biden to escalate world war 3. It’s always people like Pat who know they won’t be sent to die. He obviously wouldn’t be this bombastic if he was still conscription age.

It’s such reprehensible behaviour. It really is the worse thing you can do in my eyes, demand other men and other peoples children go and die in pointless wars.

It pushed Pat posting over from it’s jsut funny because he’s a smug abrasive asshole, to he’s genuinely a bad person.

I don’t pretend to know anything about ukraine or russia, but advocating for wars you know you personally won’t be sent to fight is just so wrong.

It's easy when you live on Twitter all day detached from reality

 

[AprilRains]

I sometimes really do struggle to understand my country, why people like Patrick are happy for Biden to escalate world war 3. It’s always people like Pat who know they won’t be sent to die. He obviously wouldn’t be this bombastic if he was still conscription age.

It’s such reprehensible behaviour. It really is the worse thing you can do in my eyes, demand other men and other peoples children go and die in pointless wars.

It pushed Pat posting over from it’s jsut funny because he’s a smug abrasive asshole, to he’s genuinely a bad person.

I don’t pretend to know anything about ukraine or russia, but advocating for wars you know you personally won’t be sent to fight is just so wrong.

I think it's a form of conspicuous consumption a la Thorstein Veblen. He is indirectly demonstrating that he is far above the social class that does the fighting. Of course, this is a bullshit class distinction, but I think it's what people like him enjoy doing. Just as he thinks a job at Target is beneath him, he thinks it is other people's job to be targets so that he can feel superior.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I think it's a form of conspicuous consumption a la Thorstein Veblen. He is indirectly demonstrating that he is far above the social class that does the fighting. Of course, this is a bullshit class distinction, but I think it's what people like him enjoy doing. Just as he thinks a job at Target is beneath him, he thinks it is other people's job to be targets so that he can feel superior.

and the thing about snobs is that they're usually the ones with the least to be snobbish about - your man is no exception

 

[AprilRains]

and the thing about snobs is that they're usually the ones with the least to be snobbish about - your man is no exception

Exactly. If you're desperate to show your social distinction, it's likely you don't have any. Paul Fussell, in his book Class, makes this point to wonderfully cruel effect. Guys like Patrick will never, ever convince anyone of their class pretensions. They give themselves away with every word and gesture to a knowledgeable onlooker.

 

[Somerville Dan]

I think it's a form of conspicuous consumption a la Thorstein Veblen. He is indirectly demonstrating that he is far above the social class that does the fighting. Of course, this is a bullshit class distinction, but I think it's what people like him enjoy doing. Just as he thinks a job at Target is beneath him, he thinks it is other people's job to be targets so that he can feel superior.

Patrick's comment about being above working at Target was disgusting. This fat faggot has lived on the government dole for close to a decade. He is not above anyone, let alone someone working an honest living.

 

[instythot]

I think it's a form of conspicuous consumption a la Thorstein Veblen. He is indirectly demonstrating that he is far above the social class that does the fighting. Of course, this is a bullshit class distinction, but I think it's what people like him enjoy doing. Just as he thinks a job at Target is beneath him, he thinks it is other people's job to be targets so that he can feel superior.

I think it's because he's a fat sheltered retard who can't understand or identify with any hardship or consequence more severe than not getting seconds on meatloaf night. Which is going to make the #payquasi arc so funny at the conclusion