Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities, munches to avoid getting a job

varvarstvo said:
We're not sure she even eats most of the shit she posts.
She may very well be cooking it just for the picture.
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Yeah, I've wondered about this too.

Given that Anna's job keeps her on her feet, and she goes to the gym or runs 6-7 miles daily, she could maybe be maintaining her current low weight if she ate all the food she shows in her pictures. For shits - ahem - and giggles, I put a few of her meals into an online calorie counter. Assuming very generous portion sizes, they seem to clock in at about 1100-1700 calories/day.
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Her most recently posted dinner, leaked from her private instagram, would have about 560 calories...

...plus 240 additional calories if she ate that entire pint of #wink.

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But goddamn, it would be physically difficult for most people to eat so much fiber in a sitting. I would not be surprised if Anna makes meals she can't finish, actually eats until she's stuffed, and uses the fact she eats so much food to minimize and deflect concerns about her disorder.

And hey, does anyone else look at Anna's recipes with their colon-annihilating quantities of insoluble fiber, read their titles - lemon garlic cream, orange basil cream, sweet cabbage cream, fiesta time salsa cream, masala cream - and think of whiteguys fartinmyface?

Well, now you do.

You're welcome.
 
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buster_kitten said:
Yeah, I've wondered about this too.

Given that Anna's job keeps her on her feet, and she goes to the gym or runs 6-7 miles daily, she could maybe be maintaining her current low weight if she ate all the food she shows in her pictures. For shits - ahem - and giggles, I put a few of her meals into an online calorie counter. Assuming very generous portion sizes, they seem to clock in at about 1100-1700 calories/day.
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Her most recently posted dinner, leaked from her private instagram, would have about 560 calories...

...plus 240 additional calories if she ate that entire pint of #wink.

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But goddamn, it would be physically difficult for most people to eat so much fiber in a sitting. I would not be surprised if Anna makes meals she can't finish, actually eats until she's stuffed, and uses the fact she eats so much food to minimize and deflect concerns about her disorder.

And hey, does anyone else look at Anna's recipes with their colon-annihilating quantities of insoluble fiber, read their titles - lemon garlic cream, orange basil cream, sweet cabbage cream, fiesta time salsa cream, masala cream - and think of whiteguys fartinmyface?

Well, now you do.

You're welcome.
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What's wrong with her faaaaaaace?

... Seriously, is it just me, or does it look kinda... pale and sunken? There's something off about it but I can't place what.
 
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buster_kitten said:
Yeah, I've wondered about this too.

Given that Anna's job keeps her on her feet, and she goes to the gym or runs 6-7 miles daily, she could maybe be maintaining her current low weight if she ate all the food she shows in her pictures. For shits - ahem - and giggles, I put a few of her meals into an online calorie counter. Assuming very generous portion sizes, they seem to clock in at about 1100-1700 calories/day.
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Her most recently posted dinner, leaked from her private instagram, would have about 560 calories...

...plus 240 additional calories if she ate that entire pint of #wink.

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But goddamn, it would be physically difficult for most people to eat so much fiber in a sitting. I would not be surprised if Anna makes meals she can't finish, actually eats until she's stuffed, and uses the fact she eats so much food to minimize and deflect concerns about her disorder.

And hey, does anyone else look at Anna's recipes with their colon-annihilating quantities of insoluble fiber, read their titles - lemon garlic cream, orange basil cream, sweet cabbage cream, fiesta time salsa cream, masala cream - and think of whiteguys fartinmyface?

Well, now you do.

You're welcome.
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Good grief. I see she subscribes to the Chris-chan school of hashtagging.
 
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varvarstvo said:
Man, her Instagram is a goldmine in that respect.
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That is an incredibly unfortunate headshape.

buster_kitten said:
It's also really fucking sweet. When Anna's recipes call for, like, 15 drops of stevia (serves 1) - well, imagine eating half a cup of sugar mixed with a bowl of shredded zucchini. To someone with normal tastebuds and normal cravings, that's nauseating.

Or how about Indian Spice Soup? Looks like a reasonably normal veggie soup in a light broth, right?
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Yeah, no. This is unseasoned frozen vegetables and canned chick peas in boiling water poured over a chai teabag, with 10 drops of coconut-flavored stevia mixed in. You can top it with flax - excuse me, "too it with flax" - if you've pounded out enough junk miles that day and are feeling virtuous. Anna's "ethnic food" concoctions are...really something.
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I know this is dumb statement, but who puts a "not really" chai teabag in something and calls it Indian? I'd wonder if Chris was even that dumb. I would also expect her to go latch on to actual Indian food considering India is about the only place I can think of that has good vegitarian/vegan options as a matter of course.
 
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I know this is dumb statement, but who puts a "not really" chai teabag in something and calls it Indian? I'd wonder if Chris was even that dumb. I would also expect her to go latch on to actual Indian food considering India is about the only place I can think of that has good vegitarian/vegan options as a matter of course.
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Someone who has never actually met someone from India.
 
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Is Christmas your "favorite holiday to make special good for?" Well, The Fit Vegan Ginger has you covered! You can "really impress your fam this holiday season" with @MasterDisaster 's favorite, Christmas Cucumber-Cranberry Salad (serves one). Remember this stuff? It's whole raw cranberries and chunks of cucumber mixed with vinegar, ginger, and not one, but two kinds of stevia - a classic for a reason!
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...not a good reason.

Cranberry Fuck is so bad it's funny, but Anna's "holiday gingerbread" managed to hit me in the feels. Old-fashioned gingerbread or spice cake is really easy to modify for restricted diets - with a little bit of thought and care, it's not hard to make a nice, flavorful dessert that everyone can share and enjoy.

Or just microwave some protein slurry until it forms a desiccated puck in the bottom of a mug, and eat it all alone in your one-bedroom den of disorder.
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It looks like something you'd find lurking in a stopped-up sink at a hoarder's house.

And yes, she's still posting the same shit to her private account.
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Unappealing selfie.

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Exercise purging.

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Bodycheck.

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Big ol' heap of roughage, featuring zero-calorie "rice" substitute and inexplicable bowl apple.

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Cat shit, apparently?
#whatveganseat
 
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