The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[kidsquid]

Seriously. Motherfucker looks like he just got back from his third tour in Da Nang. Those are the cold, dead eyes of a man who has had many, many alpacas die in his arms is watching his dream burn to the ground because he's surrounded by trannies who are more obsessed with plastic tat than doing any sort of farm work.

Ftfy.

Run free in the eternal rainbow fields, Olivia. Better you died now than later.

 

[Meiwaku]

Crossover because Kevin got mad.

Also uh oh he will block us if we say their animals aren't taken care of


Good news Penny says there's still bad tranching shenanigans to be done!

 

[Bridget]

Meanwhile on the tranch wish list
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I honestly don't fathom it, a heavy reliance on such shit bits of plastic. It's the same with Funko Pops, they're all retarded.
Collecting things every now and then I can understand when its a small creator or the build is really well made, but this shit? It's dime a dozen and wholly overpriced.
Focus on the bloody animals.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

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Crossover because Kevin got mad.

Also uh oh he will block us if we say their animals aren't taken care of

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Good news Penny says there's still bad tranching shenanigans to be done!

If they’ve left every other cria with its mother, why did they hand-rear seven cria last year?

Kev Kev wouldn’t be lying, would he?

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Meanwhile on the tranch wish list
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Fucking A. It really seems like Kevin gets a new toy, opens it, then sets it on the shelf and forgets about it while scrolling Amazon to find his NEXT purchase(s). I collect a few things myself, but seeing Kevin's shelves PACKED with toys, and all the people on social media with entire rooms dedicated to toys makes my eyes hurt. How can you appreciate what you have when you have thousands of them??

 

[titty skeleton]

Meanwhile on the tranch wish list
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I haven't gotten around to reading the Kevin thread yet so I thought all the 'Kev buys transformers' stuff was a forum joke. Does he seriously do nothing but buy transformers toys and be fat on twitter? They don't even look like high quality toys.

Jesus man, Kevin really is a loser. It's a wonder he's such a cow magnet for most of the trannies that KF starts looking into.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Fucking A. It really seems like Kevin gets a new toy, opens it, then sets it on the shelf and forgets about it while scrolling Amazon to find his NEXT purchase(s). I collect a few things myself, but seeing Kevin's shelves PACKED with toys, and all the people on social media with entire rooms dedicated to toys makes my eyes hurt. How can you appreciate what you have when you have thousands of them??

He doesn't enjoy or appreciate the things he has in his hoard. It's not for the sake of enjoyment, appreciation, or collecting: it's part maladaptive coping mechanism, part rampant consoomerism. The only thing he craves about his overpriced plastic crap hoard is the momentary burst of dopamine his pornsick coombrain releases whenever he manhandles the brand new shiny Amazon delivered to him. wow much commie so anti-corporation wow REMEMBER COOMRADE IT'S PERSONAL PROPERTY WHICH IS STILL ALLOWED UNDER COOMUNISM

They don't even look like high quality toys.

That's what gets me the most about them. It's all so fucking expensive yet they still look so goddamn cheap.

 

[Ebony Way]

I haven't gotten around to reading the Kevin thread yet so I thought all the 'Kev buys transformers' stuff was a forum joke. Does he seriously do nothing but buy transformers toys and be fat on twitter? They don't even look like high quality toys.

It is a running forum joke that all he does is buy transformer toys and be fat on Twitter.

It is also reality.

Kevin's life consists of mostly the above two (if you include complicated troon reasoning, grooming others, posturing as a Trans Elder, and furry shit as being fat on twitter), interspersed with buying other plastic toys and plush toys, grifting for said toys, performative horniness, dilation avoidance, medical appointments and a few cute animal pics.

I'm not a collector but I believe the thread has established it doesn't matter what level of quality the toys are, he buys them. He buys high-quality limited edition $800 unicrons and shitty Walmart mass market trash with equal eagerness and desire.

It all just sounds like a joke because surely no-one is that shallow. Surely anyone in the world must have more going on in their lives.

No. No, he does not. Kevin has deliberately reduced his scope in life, his plan for the future is to be taken care of by Phil, and he has no real aspirations beyond getting inflatable tits, except perhaps to walk comfortably and get something bigger than a pencil inside his amhole. These two aspirations are mutually exclusive and equally improbable, but he doesn't want to believe that.

For the most part he's weirdly lovable from a distance--perhaps a better word is refreshing--precisely because he's so shallow. He doesn't have the same seething rage at the world that every other transcow seems to have.

He still has the capacity for seething and raging but ultimately he is more a coper than a seether. It has the effect of making his rare full chimpouts far more memorable. Now, that may change over time, but one thing's for sure: whether he copes more or seethes more, we all know he's definitely not dilating at all! Ba-dum TISS!

#FREEUNICRON

Back to our regularly scheduled Tranch programming.

Edited to expand on a few things.

 

[AprilRains]

He doesn't enjoy or appreciate the things he has in his hoard.

Not being content with what God has chosen to give you is kind of the defining characteristic of the whole God-damned Tranch.

 

[Näkki]

What's there to say? Seven cria they had to bottle feed. That's not a statistic any other alpaca breeder gets to in thirty years. Go look it up if you want.

It's straight up neglicense at this point.

I regret calling it. Its not something that anyone should go through. I just usually assume some guilt that would enable you to do better the next time.

They have learned nothing. They clearly don't get vets involved. This is on them

 

[AprilRains]

"Neglecticide" might be a word for it.

As for Kathryn... You'll do what if I call you out for this? The only scary thing about you is that you ate your own rotting genitalia.

 

[Meiwaku]

I got a hint and went rabid. So anyways here's the Deets for Daisie/Daisy. Mostly uninteresting and one of the slightly more sane troons on the ranch. I did a highlight of interesting parts.





Name: Sean Hand
Twitter| Twitter Archive
DOB: March 02 1983 (thank you for the correction)
From: New Mexico (likely Albuquerque)
Family: Two younger sisters who are gen X
Highschool: Carlsbad Highschool
Arrival on Tranch: July 10 2020
Tranch Position: Serf
HRT Tranniversay: April 2019

Spoiler: Tranch Pics aka damn bitch u live like this???

The absolute state

Old pic

Old pic

About: smokes weed nonstop like holy shit what the fuck this mf stunted, was smoking a pack a day since middle school and using caffeine, got name of Daisy from Mario, parents and entire family are supportive of troon out, also a giant slob, autistic + ADHD + ""c -ptsd"", doesn't have face pics posted but paints nails blue, left handed, we know what he looks like. Used to wear pushup bras


Oh did you?

Go on...

Hmmmhmmm

Hmmm

Gr9 opsec

Reference for mother's name


The video for the credits is 1hr and 19 minuets long so no fucking way.

Spoiler: Mentalz

Spoiler: Family Lore

Spoiler: Age related

Spoiler: Proof of New Mexican

This is a movie theatre

Spoiler: Trooning out lols

Lord help

Lol bald





Get wrekt brick

Spoiler: SFW Gross Lewd Texts

Spoiler: NSFW Gross

 

[behindyourightnow]

I know it's been said before, but... how. How are these people THIS incompetent at EVERYTHING they do?

The way the Tranch people act reminds me of watching very young kids engaged in imaginative play together. In that sort of play, everything changes on a whim, there are no consequences or plans or foresight, emotions are over-the-top yet ephemeral; everything is based vaguely on what they have watched other people/adults do without any deeper understanding.

“We are superheroes now! No actually I’m a pirate. I’m a pirate and this dolphin is sick! I’m going to take care of the dolphin in my house and put a band aid on it and the dolphin is better now! I just saw an alien ship! Bang Bang Bang the aliens are dead! Oh no another dolphin is sick!”

The difference is it’s age appropriate in kids.

 

[A Grey Cat]

The Shadow over Troonsmouth calls out to you...

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Spoiler: template

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Rest in peace, Olivia. You didn't deserve any of this.

That ducking rebel alliance hat. Older than Chris and still wears a star wars hat everywhere and whenever he can. I swear he even wore it when he appeared in the tranch documentaries.

 

[Meiwaku]

Penny broke something. I'm told this is a changing handle but I still have no idea what this is:


Link

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Penny broke something. I'm told this is a changing handle but I still have no idea what this is:

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I'm gonna take a wild guess and say it goes inside an orifice of some sort...

 

[Elwin Ransom]

Penny broke something. I'm told this is a changing handle but I still have no idea what this is:

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It's an AR-15 charging handle that rests atop the bolt assembly, when pulled back it works the action to chamber a new round. Typically they don't have the autistic purple attachment (it's called a charging handle extender) and look like this:

Looks like the front part of Phil's broke off; that's the part that actually hooks into the bolt assembly so the handle is useless now. I have no idea how he managed to do that, except maybe buying chinesium AR parts.

 

[: Required]

Not being content with what God has chosen to give you is kind of the defining characteristic of the whole God-damned Tranch.

Conditional happiness is the fucking keystone of every tranny’s psyche. I’ll be happy when I’m on HRT! I’ll be happy when I get tits! I’ll be happy when I get GRS! I’ll be happy when I get my new toy!
As long as they keep chasing those goals, they’ll never have to actually sit and think about what they’re currently dealing with.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Conditional happiness is the fucking keystone of every tranny’s psyche. I’ll be happy when I’m on HRT! I’ll be happy when I get tits! I’ll be happy when I get GRS! I’ll be happy when I get my new toy!
As long as they keep chasing those goals, they’ll never have to actually sit and think about what they’re currently dealing with.

Transgenderism as a whole is predicated on external sources of happiness and an external locus of control: the goal is to get other people to see you as the sex you want to be, which means spending a lot of money and energy and emotion in the pursuit of something that can never ever happen.

Which is why nothing ever works for them in the long term and they have to keep chasing that dragon.

 

[Ebony Way]

Whoever posted in this thread or Kindness' about tits that don't look like they're on speaking terms, should have waited to see Seandaisie's. Holy shit.