Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

That last tweet makes it sound like Putin invaded Ukraine just to fuck with Pat. Aren't you a professional writer, Pat? Why is your writing so weak and unclear?
Trump and Putin have conspired together to troll Pat into a stroke or heart attack, child. I'm sorry you're too dumb to see that
 
He says that "traitors" deserve to be executed, and to have everything less severe than death happen to them too. He specifically cited rape as an example. He's very murky and inconsistent about just who exactly is a "traitor."

I've pegged him as a "frat boy rapist" (that thankfully was too stupid to attend college and join a frat). Jenny the Freshman drinks a bit too much at the Alpha Chi Omega party, passes out drunk on the frat couch, the rapist looks at her and starts making justifications in his rapist brain. Well look at how she's dressed, she really expects to come to MY frat house and overdrink like this? Jenny gets moved from the couch to the bedroom and voila, sexual assault!

That's Patrick's entire mentality. He will be the one that decides if you "deserve" to be raped. But don't worry ladies, just agree with his every thought and smile a bit more, in return he'll add you to his "don't rape" list.
 
He's having another psychotic episode:

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Yes you read that right. Piggy actually believes that he's one of Putin's personal targets.

Silly fat fool.
 
I would ask if this moron's aware that the US is on the side of the Ukrainian nazis, but of course he isn't. Even if he is, he'll just handwave it away or, more likely, completely deny that the Ukrainian nazis even exist in the first place, child.
But I thought that having even one Nazi present meant that all present were Nazis. That's what he said about the Canadian convoy.

Gee, it's almost as if this was merely a position of convenience rather than an actual belief.

Patrick is a despicable liar. And I'm really surprised nobody notices how fat he is. How can you not see how fat he is? He's really fucking fat.
 
I love the pepperoni thing because it's so fucking stupid and absurd, but Pat thinks it's the most evil thing ever and you're a sociopath for laughing about it, let alone saying he did it. How can you hear "turning black children into pepperoni" and not just think it's some of the stupidest shit?
He never denied that he makes niggeroni.
 
That last tweet makes it sound like Putin invaded Ukraine just to fuck with Pat. Aren't you a professional writer, Pat? Why is your writing so weak and unclear?
ONA Forums and Kiwifarms are nothing but Russian troll farms, they target Pat for dispensing expert advice like how paint balloons defeat Russian tanks along with his groundbreaking and girthy takes on Putin's friends. If someone kept making death threats at your friend and wrote him into a book under a silly name like "Fonald Plumpf", you'd send the damn dirty trolls after them too.
I love the pepperoni thing because it's so fucking stupid and absurd, but Pat thinks it's the most evil thing ever and you're a sociopath for laughing about it, let alone saying he did it. How can you hear "turning black children into pepperoni" and not just think it's some of the stupidest shit?
My favorite part is how he brought that up in front of a judge, like it's actually in some court record now that I hope to god gets posted here soon.
 
My favorite part is how he brought that up in front of a judge, like it's actually in some court record now that I hope to god gets posted here soon.
I spoke with "Big D" Andrew today. He's working on getting both the written and audio transcripts of the court case. Our plan is to premiere them on an upcoming podcast stream. More to come...
 
Yes you read that right. Piggy actually believes that he's one of Putin's personal targets.
we don't talk enough about his persecution complex besides with atalkers. For example he claims the voter suppression Kremlin hackers or whatever changed his middle initial in an attempt to get rid of his 2016 vote:1648348040329.png https://archive.fo/wip/L0juG

because clearly the target demographic Trump would want to get rid of is fat white men with only a high school degree in a swing state born in rural areas, right? Forget the fact that it doesn't prevent voting at all and WI has had same-day registration and information update since before Patrick was born.

There's the time in 2011 he claims he got hacked "I’m important enough now to be hacked by a gang of unemployed, basement-dwelling teens in Bangladesh."
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or in 2017 when he spoke with the CEO of the Internet and approved the use of the most powerful servers to keep his site up
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and I'm missing the most bizarre one about getting his car broken into and him theorizing that it was targeted because of "what he writes", based on one of the items they took being his notebook. Anybody remember this or am I tripping? Might've seen it in the first 100 pages of this thread. He mentioned they took a gun too.

edit: props to pokemon13 for finding it, see below ↓↓↓ - archived: https://archive.fo/arNZ0

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