April Lauren / April Lauren Wilson Brown / Wakeupbright - Fake positivity, pedostache husband. Voted fatty most likely on the verge of her Stepford Wife robot programming malfunctioning

[PotatoFace]

Where would one find the body transformation online community? April has got my interest and wouldn't mind poking at the bushes to see if I can find other cows.

There are a couple I follow.

Fat Girl Fed Up aka Lexi Reed has already been kind of known for being a scammer. She and her husband lost a ton of weight (supposedly just by exercising and eating in a deficit, but others have noticed she has what looks like weight loss surgery scars). Their weight loss got them publicity and she had a huge presence on DietBet, where some months she made over $50k as their #1 coach and under-delivered on her promises. Her IG was filled with complaints from people who signed up under her name and Lexi would post, like, maybe 2 photos during the entire course of a challenge. She pissed away all this money with white trash antics, like hillbilly family trips to Florida, going all out at Texas Roadhouse, and getting wasted in the middle of the night.

She recently experienced "massive organ failure" and started a $200k GoScamMe to solicit money for "the surgery bills we'll eventually have." They say they have no health insurance. Supposedly, her kidneys failed and she was on dialysis, but a few weeks later, she reported they were all healed So the theory is that she drank herself into liver failure. After months of posting old workout photos and avoiding recent pics of herself, it's clear she's gained a shit ton of weight back (but she's pretending she's only put on 10 pounds). It's also speculated that her she and her husband have been split up for ages and that she's the one who's been posting on his social media as "him." He looks pretty dead inside, a la Kenny.

IG: https://www.instagram.com/fatgirlfedup/

Original weight loss:


Now:


The other one is Warrior Jessica Slashes Fat (lol). She lost a bunch of weight and even competed in Bikini:


Recently, she had skin removal surgery and has been feeling herself even more than usual. She stuffs herself into very tight sausage casing clothes and does all the "I'm so confidant and sexy" moves. But you can tell she's sucking her stomach in tight and her behavior just comes across as incredibly desperate. An Uber driver asked her out and she filmed several parts of the encounter and the date itself, including the part where he drives his Tesla to a Tesla service center and she gasps in awe because it's just that cool.

Clearly sucking it in compared to her stomach as she's doing RDLs:


Speaking of the above video on the right, Jessica is much like April where she performs moves with poor form. But Jessica has the nerve to offer coaching as well. You can witness her shit form here (clock that squat): https://www.instagram.com/reel/CaOHw4hFTmW/ And of course she shills preworkout, supplements, and shit quality fitness clothes.

One of her dreams is to move closer to Alphaland (lol). If you're not familiar, this is basically an influencer gym and costs $100+/month. Some fitness influencers or wannabes treat visiting Alphaland like a pilgrimage to Mecca. It's $23 just to get a day pass.

Lastly, because it's hilarious: one of her "I'm too hot for you now" Reels. I don't think she realizes that this content is just sad and pathetic. She's 35; she should get over it: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ca0ggc3FTwE/


IG: https://instagram.com/warrior_jessica_slashes_fat

 

[Guston]

Recently, she had skin removal surgery and has been feeling herself even more than usual.

This woman is still obese--not sure why she's getting skin removal surgery when there's still so much excess fat that needs to go.

Thanks for highlighting her. This IG reel had me giggling and makes me wish for a collab between her and April.

 

[Artificial Baits]

New April video up, apparently Chikara is "cyberstalking, bullying and harassing her"

 

[T0oCoolFool]

New April video up, apparently Chikara is "cyberstalking, bullying and harassing her"

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Congrats to April, she found a good excuse to continue her grift. Not only will she get a bunch of views and subscribers (people love drama), she will now have a convenient excuse as to why her weight loss has stalled. It's just so hard to focus on weight loss when you're being "stalked"!

But as we all know, this won't last, after a few months her fans will be back to wondering why she has lost no weight and looks no different. What excuse will she use next time?

 

[yellow belly slider]

Seems strange that in this video calling out all the hate, lies, and 'manipulation of the truth' Ilona does, the only audio she shares is her shouting out this thread. Surely she could've just ripped another few snippets of these terrible lies and hate and included them in this video while she was at it?

Interestingly the live chat replay from the premiere is still available, and she's very active in the chat thanking people, but near the end a couple of people say they think Ilona has good intentions and is trying to help, and April stops commenting. Surely part of addressing this situation would be to acknowledge that? It almost seems like April is 'manipulating the truth' here to make it look like Ilona's videos are nothing but unwarranted hatred...

 

[HamFan]

She gives no specific examples in this video. Her "harassment" "transitioned to real life," in what way? Because she was doxed, ok. But she has been "harassed and stalked" irl? No, in her "day to day life." So, online, still?

A lot of weasle words and talking in circles and "inspirational" crap. How have you been harassed, April? Being asked for a filmed weigh in? Being told you have poor form? No one believing you only eat mill preps?

She looks fat af in that thumbnail.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

She could stop all this “harassment” if she shut her channel down and stopped grifting and pretending to lose weight
But no, muh “bullying”

 

[PotatoFace]

I don't think this is gonna do much for April. If people come to this site, they'll see us talking about April's bullshit. If they watch Ilona's videos, they'll see someone trying to give April tough love and advice on how to do better. Sure, the rabid fans will stick to the "poor victimized April" story, but anyone with a dash of sense will start to put two and two together to equal "hmm that's true, this chick really isn't losing any weight."

(I wonder why she didn't mention Alan Roberts? Is he too caustic and scary for her?)

Imagine her and Kenny, or her and her tripod, setting up for this "very serious bizznizz, I'm being boolied" photoshoot:


Tip to April: you don't have to read the Farms. You don't have to watch Ilona's videos. This content exists outside of your channel (as I noticed she didn't say anything about "harassers" leaving hate comments on her videos/social media). No one is gonna bother to drive out to North Carolina to peek into the windows of your absurd DEKA/Crossfit gym. You really aren't worth it

 

[T0oCoolFool]

Seems strange that in this video calling out all the hate, lies, and 'manipulation of the truth' Ilona does, the only audio she shares is her shouting out this thread. Surely she could've just ripped another few snippets of these terrible lies and hate and included them in this video while she was at it?

Interestingly the live chat replay from the premiere is still available, and she's very active in the chat thanking people, but near the end a couple of people say they think Ilona has good intentions and is trying to help, and April stops commenting. Surely part of addressing this situation would be to acknowledge that? It almost seems like April is 'manipulating the truth' here to make it look like Ilona's videos are nothing but unwarranted hatred...

I was thinking, it's pretty dumb of her to give attention to this thread. Most of her fans only support her because they are passive viewers and not really paying attention to April's bullshit. Bringing attention to her thread makes me think April didn't really read this thread, because if she did, she would be doing all that she could to make sure her fans never find it.

People can come here and see with their own eyes how most (all?) of us were originally supportive of her and hoping that she would succeed. The only reason this thread exists is because at some point it started to become clear that she was lying, not just to herself but to her supporters. She directly profits off of her lies. While I don't think April is the worst lolcow on the farms, the fact of the matter is, she's lying and misleading her fans in order to keep getting ad revenue and sponsorships.

Sure some people here can make some "mean" jokes I suppose, but even then, plenty of people here have been giving her constructive criticism. And again, the jokes and memes wouldn't even had happened if April wasn't constantly being caught lying. It's not "stalking" or "harassing" to make jokes or disagree. She's posting her videos online, but I guess in her world, we're not allowed to talk about her content.

 

[440088]

What a completely pointless video full of empty platitudes because she's mad that Alan Roberts made a video on her.
What a complete slander against Chikara Transformations. She doesn't do any work to prove that Chikara is lying about anything. She doesn't do any work to prove anything Chikara said is false. All she does is say "Chikara says mean things about me!!" - Which Chikara doesn't.
At the end of the day. If Chikara and Robert and whoever the fuck else are being critical of you. You can either prove them wrong or ignore them and keep on as you are.

This video was so embarrassingly lazy. She added sad music, did a crying scene, and said "stop calling me out on my bullshit!!"
She made literally NO effect to showcase that chikira had lied about ANYTHING. Just sad piano music, crying, and a "don't criticize me"

And it's so fucking obvious she only made this video because Alan Roberts made his and she's blaming Chikara for it.

STOP BEING A BULLSHIT FITNESS INFLUENCER AND YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SHIT.

As for commentary on the big evil mean farms. Who fucking cares? We are NOT fucking FBI agents. The people that get "doxxed" on here GIVE the internet their information. We literally can't dox you unless the information is already public. If anything, people need to take their cyber security more seriously. You should be THANKFUL to the farms that your doxxed is revealed public. Because the real fucking weirdos that want to hurt you when you have an internet following aren't going to let ya know they are coming. And once again if we have it. They have it. And you should be careful with your dox.

Anyways. I couldn't have rolled my eyes harder. And chikara if you are reading this. I hope you don't bend the knee and apologize. Because you've told no lies. Alan told no lies. And she puts the information on the internet. And the bitch doesn't want to be called a liar. Then stop lying. We are in a full blown obesity epidemic full of fat activist spreading misinformation. And sometimes it's nice to hear somebody say with their full chest when bullshit about fitness is being said. Especially when we live in this era of "love yourself even if you're sick"

Heh. Sorry for the long paragraphs guys.

 

[yellow belly slider]

She gives no specific examples in this video. Her "harassment" "transitioned to real life," in what way? Because she was doxed, ok. But she has been "harassed and stalked" irl? No, in her "day to day life." So, online, still?

A lot of weasle words and talking in circles and "inspirational" crap. How have you been harassed, April? Being asked for a filmed weigh in? Being told you have poor form? No one believing you only eat mill preps?

She looks fat af in that thumbnail.

This is what really bugs me about her. She accuses Ilona of 'manipulating the truth' when her entire journey and this video is based on her 'manipulating the truth' (or lying, as most people would call it when not trying to be extra dramatic for sympathy).

The way she (intentionally) frames this video, if you didn't know anything about Ilona's videos you would assume she was leading the charge in doxxing April and harassing her in real life and that was the basis of her videos, when really the only accusation she had proof of was a clip of Ilona admitting to reading this thread and shouting it out.

Judging by the clips of her showing youtube's rules I assume her recent 'struggles' and the bouts of depression she's been referring to lately have been because she's been trying to get Ilona's channel/videos taken down and it hasn't worked.

Looking at the recent comments on Ilona's most recent April video, it seems like this would meet the standards of 'harassment' by April's book. She should be ashamed, sending an angry hate mob over to her channel like that. It's almost like this was a last ditch attempt to get her channel taken down with mass reports.

 

[Jassssica]

Oh April, you're about to become very familiar with the Streisand effect. Everything here is neatly documented and organized in chronological order for strangers to digest and laugh at in an-easy-to-read-through format. She's digging her own grave with that one.

Also, if Ilona's videos are considered harassment to her, she needs to seriously look up the definition of harassment. Though it at least explains her proclivity to be ridiculously over-the-top, beaming with toxic positivity.


I think it's hilarious how great and smart she thinks she is when in reality she looks like an overinflated beach ball and sounds entirely exceptional. I'm assuming most people that see her at her 'deca strong' and CF events assume she's retarded because she literally looks and sounds like an oversized toddler. That winky face she loves so much makes her look like she's missing a chromosome or three, and combined with her sped laugh and the abominable Lisa Frank leggings, she even visually fits the role of overgrown toddler. Plus her retard-strength, 250 lb squat and perpetually open, toothy-mouthed gape. April and Anna are two of my favorite cows because they're so easy to laugh at whenever they think they've really done something or being all super serious (which is every time they post)


The reality here though, is that this damn near 40 year old woman is whining and complaining that she's being held accountable and called out by the experts for her obvious lies. Instead of taking responsibility, she's doing the equivalent of stamping her feet and crying like a toddler for being told no. If she didn't want to be criticized or doxxed, she should have been more critical about the shit she put online. No sympathy for the dumb dumb.

 

[yellow belly slider]

Oh April, you're about to become very familiar with the Streisand effect. Everything here is neatly documented and organized in chronological order for strangers to digest and laugh at in an-easy-to-read-through format. She's digging her own grave with that one.

Also, if Ilona's videos are considered harassment to her, she needs to seriously look up the definition of harassment. Though it at least explains her proclivity to be ridiculously over-the-top, beaming with toxic positivity.

It's already starting to backfire. A few of her most loyal and brainwashed cult members have headed straight over to the comments on Ilona's recent AL video and are being given a reality check in the replies. Wait until April realises she can't control the comments on Ilona's videos. They are finally going to be exposed to comments critiquing her for the first time.

 

[440088]

God I love chikara.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Your pcp is not a monster. If they have a shitty bedside manner and you genuinely ask them about this and you put on your adult panties for 5 fucking minutes to tell them HEY I HAVE ANXIETY ABOUT ALL OF THIS. I'M SCARED I bet you 9x out of 10 their entire attitude will change with you.

This is good advice far beyond medicine though. People who seem like scary authority figures to you are also just human beings dealing with their own shit. for the most part, they will open up to you if you're honest and grounded about it instead of trying to be excessively formal and closed-off. Being too embarrassed to discuss whatever the actual issue is will never actually solve the problem.

 

[low sodium]

New April video up, apparently Chikara is "cyberstalking, bullying and harassing her"

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Archive Let's talk.

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Atomic Age Animal]

I'll attach some of the critical comments I caught in April's comments section. Let's see how long they stay up. They're by far the most upvoted comments (with about 40-50 upvotes at the high end, as opposed to the comments supporting April that have 1-3 upvotes at the high end) but, as one critical commenter noted, there are so few of them.

(N.B.: April replied to more comments than these, but she's cut-and-pasting the same response for the most part so even if I missed some it was...well, the usual lazy effort from April and repetitive).

Spoiler: April Lauren Comments

Because this one was especially speshul:

"There is [sic] literally people being beheaded and killed on that website."

lul! *ululates and swings razor-sharp beheadin' saber wildly*

 

[stupid frog]

April is fat and not even her husband would have sex with her.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Local archives. Edit: Ninja'ed by @low sodium

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So I've been watching Ilona since she was linked in this thread, and wow was this a bad move by April. Ilona is extremely fair in her discussions of April's videos, not to mention that when she discusses a video by someone who is taking responsibility for their actions/problems, even when they are struggling or failing, she always acknowledges and praises that (for example, her videos on Tammy Lemon).

This is really disappointing from April. Don't get me wrong, I like making fun of her overly saccharine videos and her insane meme exercise regime, but if April would get her shit together and actually started to lose the weight I would be her number one cheerleader. She is not an irredeemable cow nor a truly horrible person imo, she's just delusional and mostly harming herself and her husband. But when cows start blaming the Farms for all their failings that's a sign they're never going to change.

 

[yellow belly slider]

The pinned comment on her video now is a new one from Kenneth again claiming Ilona is breaking youtube rules. Seems like this is an orchestrated effort to try and get her taken down and encourage her viewers to go and flag her channel. Maybe Kenneth should read the rules about brigading?

Apparently the only claim they are making against Ilona is that she links to this forum, despite the fact that she has a part that says:

Up to this point, the cyberstalking, bullying and harassment I received, (mostly from Chikara Transformations aka Ilona and the hate site she promotes) was online, This February it transitioned to the real world and I have been doxed, harassed and stalked in my day to day life.

That seems an awful lot like she's accusing her primarily of the cyberstalking, bullying and harassment and even like they are associating her with the real world doxxing and stalking.