DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Bullet Continuum Shift said:
This clip of DSP makes me violently throw my fists into the air like da trawwls donating to him want. What the fuck is up with this?

https://youtu.be/ccXPjLBDbo4?t=1494
"I COULD BE MAKING A 'MILLION' DOLLARS A MONTH, but if I'm in DEBT, it won't matter at all!!"
Click to expand...
This is funny because he's right, just not in the way he wants to believe. Even if he was making a million a month, he would scale his spending accordingly and still go into debt. He's addicted to spending money.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Iron Father, Corpun, myone and 11 others
PetiteDragon43 said:
He says that because he constantly has to appear "cool". But he's just a poser. Putting on airs.
If anyone geniunely new had no idea what was up with the vests they wouldn't think "oh he's just doing it because the audience likes to be silly"
they would think "Yikes this guy reminds me of a Sunday School teacher trying to convince kids that his class likes to have 'fun'"

And i geniunely wonder how old he thinks his audience is. I know the ones we see are actually social service qualified. But does he think that any of them might be married, pay taxes, morgages, car loans, student debts? Because everytime i hear Phil talk above them he makes it sound like they're all teenagers. He is going to be FORTY YEARS OLD. And he really thinks he has an audience of zoomers? Outside of myself I don't see anyone else my age talking about DSP.
And if he does think this... how much longer is he going to do the silly shit? I would be embarrassed and ashamed to blow bubbles because another grown man asked me to.
Click to expand...
He knows that any sane person would never want to watch him. He's stuck with either children (which is getting less likely every passing moment with everything else claiming their attention) or the mentally fucked who can't know or care for any better than him. They either have no prospects for a normal life or hang around his carcass not paying the slightest bit of attention. His audience has a collective mental age of a zoomer.

He gave up any semblance of self respect years ago. He used to hate the idea of streaming, begging for tips yet he's the worst offender. He complains about other streamers looking like "muppets" while dressed like a gay nazi. He complains that everyone else is fake while the list of his lies continues to exponentially lengthen, down to faking push ups. There is no low that he will not stoop to for someone's money. If anyone else was in his position, their conscience would've stopped them long before this point.

Past Phil would be embarrassed by current Phil.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Honzou, Big Brown Schlub, Massively Strong Greed and 3 others
End of day stream summary:

Total tip: $100

OMM and EmilH (and his other zoya sox) again account for more than half of the tips

Nazi hat on

But jokes won't be allowed in Chat

Screenshot_20220327-160046_YouTube.jpg
Screenshot_20220327-155936_YouTube.jpgScreenshot_20220327-155906_YouTube.jpgScreenshot_20220327-155954_YouTube.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: PyroAlert, Big Brown Schlub, JPG and 8 others
The Wicked Mitch said:
Indeed Phil, why worry about something silly like retirement at the tender age of.. 40?
Click to expand...
Derich 2nd of coomland said:
The way he responded to that question sounded like someone in DEEP denial about just how fucked they are in regards to retirement.
Click to expand...
He has said multiple times that thinking about future possibilities that aren't realistic is a waste of time and will only make you depressed so he won't do it. It will happen whenever future Phil gets into a position where he can start saving money. He TOTALLY would have started to save money for retirement but twitch and id theft blah blah (see Skyrim rants).
"so who's gonna help you and bring you happiness when you get older if you don't have kids? What about if you pass before Kat who will help her cope"
What if you died before khet, what would she do with no kids, who would help her out/stand by her?
"I'm sure she'll have to figure out how to get by, why would she need kids to help her cope HAHA how does that work"

I think there was another GTA segment where they discussed retirement but I can't find it so it doesn't actually exist. You guys talk retirement, the guy can't buy 60 dollars games.
Edit: Ghostwire the new Horizon, that's unfair, YOU GUYS ASKED FOR THIS, I could have just played more Elden Ring, but people were burned out. Please keep coming back. End of the stream had 200 viewers, what happened. Didn't hear that one since pokemon moon, holy shit.

People tell him they like it, he likes it, where are the viewers?

If Horizon isn't good and Ghostwire isn't good, what are you looking for in a game? [And people don't want ER either, so, so close to getting it]


Post recording: He isn't mad at the support, support is good, but the viewership dood. "Started at 400, ended with 200" (He never was at 400, he had 370 tops during the prestream. The prestream break, drops 20 views 30 minutes later, sub 300, roughly 280, but it's consistent. Second break, drops to 200 during break, recovers back to previous number, but then just declines. to 215.
 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: Vivica A. Fox, Prince Lotor, Big Brown Schlub and 7 others
  • Like
Reactions: Corpun, Big Brown Schlub, wahkando and 1 other person
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
"He's just in a tough situation."

This just broke my brain. Seriously, how do you even respond to this? Their weeb shit just makes it worse.
Click to expand...
I used to say the average American is financially illiterate (going by the report that like 80% don't even have $600 in saving); but going by what I see via streamers, I think most of the world is financially illiterate.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Iron Father, Corpun, Frogga and 8 others
blahblahblah678 said:
Phil has to “sacrifice” streams to do his taxes. Poor baby.
Click to expand...
Phil's taxes should be very simple to do.

Pull out his income from a bank download.

Then list all his recurring expenses like internet, console subs and stuff.

Then list the one off purchases like games and hats. There's at most 30 of these.

The only reason it would be harder than this is Phil is going to list his mobile game spending as a business expense.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Iron Father, Honzou, gobsmackedmortician and 11 others
King of Hateful Slurs said:
Gonna be a "talk show" because he wants to stop playing video games so bad. That or another cat.
Click to expand...
I really hope so.

He can barely run out the time on his pod cast as is. If you remove his obligatory schedule segments and recaps of current playthroughs he will have nothing to fill that space, and it will also cut out a lot of questions from the chat.

But it should open him up for a lot of hot takes about subjects he knows even less about than gayming, so for us this will be a huge win.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: FalsePositive, Big Brown Schlub, Massively Strong Greed and 3 others
Mr. Brown said:
Phil's taxes should be very simple to do.

Pull out his income from a bank download.

Then list all his recurring expenses like internet, console subs and stuff.

Then list the one off purchases like games and hats. There's at most 30 of these.

The only reason it would be harder than this is Phil is going to list his mobile game spending as a business expense.
Click to expand...
Or you can just think for a sec "Do I get people donating $300 to me every day? Do I still have a house?"
 
  • Like
Reactions: Big Brown Schlub and TurdFondler
Piece of Peace said:
Troons gonna troon, tards gonna tard.
Screenshot_20220327-172127.jpg
Click to expand...
It’s amazing how people like this don’t see giving to Phil as being against their own self-interests, because it is in every possible way.

His response indicates he is able to do basic math and track information over time, and yet is unable to connect the dots that Phil makes $10k monthly and is operating a scam. That's not a crazy leap at that point, it's just the logical conclusion, even with the forward facing information. What about this situation is 'tough'.

But there is also no aspect of his identity that Phil has not shit on. He’s a weeb, he’s a sissy ninny, he has waifus, and is (probably) gay. There are literally streamers that would cater to this exact identity that he could relate to, and yet he picks someone who categorically hates everything he is. And is a scammer.

I don’t know how you can justify going this far out of your way to be retarded, but I'm equally retarded for being remotely surprised.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Winner
Reactions: Stroke Face II Turbo, Iron Father, FalsePositive and 28 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back