DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Phil appeared on camera before the stream just to do some clown mode with a blow horn.

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But Phil... You know that means you just wait there, doing nothing, for 10-15 minutes every single night stream for no reason, right?
Because you're always late to the night streams... You know, like right now, for example.
 
Phil is almost 40 with a bitch wife and a depressing life, meanwhile Leanna and her boyfriend are going on trips and out to art exibits and seem to be 1000 times happier than him. This post is just so Phil sees this and gets salty as fuck. I'm happy she's doing so much better now. Have fun being married to a horse with no eyebrows who can't keep a job, you gross pig. Who doesn't take the day off on their birthday and spend it with their fucking WIFE? You're such a joke. You can take time off streams to do your taxes but not go out to dinner and movie with your wife on your own birthday? You're a sad man, Phil.
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Phil is almost 40 with a bitch wife and a depressing life, meanwhile Leanna and her boyfriend are going on trips and out to art exibits and seem to be 1000 times happier than him. This post is just so Phil sees this and gets salty as fuck. I'm happy she's doing so much better now. Have fun being married to a horse with no eyebrows who can't keep a job, you gross pig. Who doesn't take the day off on their birthday and spend it with their fucking WIFE? You're such a joke. You can take time off streams to do your taxes but not go out to dinner and movie with your wife on your own birthday? You're a sad man, Phil.
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I thought motorcycle jacket man was her gay roommate? At least thats what peepulweresayin last time it came up.
 
Right off the bat... WRONG!

Konami had the license for those early Ninja Turtles games. Even though it says "Ultra" on the cartridge, that's Konami, just under a different name. The first four Turtles games was Konami. For fuck's sakes Phil.

You know what else Konami did back in the early 1990's? The Simpson Arcade game and the X-Men arcade game; anyone who lived through those years knows what I'm talking about. There's also a reason Konami had a lot of good graces before all people knew about them was Kojima and Metal Gear; they put their work in and made excellent games. The only thing that rivaled Konami's old-school 4-6 player beat'em ups was Capcom's Dungeons & Dragon game and Alien vs Predator. The 90's were fucking amazing.
 
Phil is almost 40 with a bitch wife and a depressing life, meanwhile Leanna and her boyfriend are going on trips and out to art exibits and seem to be 1000 times happier than him. This post is just so Phil sees this and gets salty as fuck. I'm happy she's doing so much better now. Have fun being married to a horse with no eyebrows who can't keep a job, you gross pig. Who doesn't take the day off on their birthday and spend it with their fucking WIFE? You're such a joke. You can take time off streams to do your taxes but not go out to dinner and movie with your wife on your own birthday? You're a sad man, Phil.
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That guy seems more like the gay best friend rather than boyfriend.
 
Phil is almost 40 with a bitch wife and a depressing life, meanwhile Leanna and her boyfriend are going on trips and out to art exibits and seem to be 1000 times happier than him. This post is just so Phil sees this and gets salty as fuck. I'm happy she's doing so much better now. Have fun being married to a horse with no eyebrows who can't keep a job, you gross pig. Who doesn't take the day off on their birthday and spend it with their fucking WIFE? You're such a joke. You can take time off streams to do your taxes but not go out to dinner and movie with your wife on your own birthday? You're a sad man, Phil.
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I find it funny, because we know the truth about his expenses, so if he's telling the truth, he's making himself look like he's taking time off to go through his receipts and highlight all those iTunes transactions as "business expenses". Which is tax fraud. I doubt he actually is, but when you know where his money goes, and you know he committed bankruptcy fraud, which involved the same action (hiding his frivolous spending inside "business expenses"), it looks like Phil is up to some shit
This. He 100% claims those as business expenses. He did it on his bankruptcy and had it approved by a judge. If he even got audited he would have a paper trail where the law already took a close look at it. He definitely claims them on his taxes.

He is 100% committing tax fraud but he will never get caught.

He has nothing to put together for some kind of tax attorney/CPA/Tax Guy.


Now on a different note-
It irks me that none of his chat calls him out when he talks about how he was doing so great on twitch until the fucked him over for no reason and now he is in a bad spot.

First of all, Phil, you made more money on youtube than twitch.

Secondly - you weren't doing great on twitch. You literally just filed bankruptcy and were still overdrafting your account every month. Wake up, clown. How his fans don't call him out is beyond me.

It also irks me that his "Marathons" are like 5 hours of gameplay and not like 24 or whatever (I know Phil- you would die if you sat in your chair longer than 4 hours) but seriously. How does he get away with calling it a marathon.

I also hate how he treats feasting with the king as a treat for his viewers. He really thinks he is doing other people a favor.
 
“The slow ones are tough to figure out.”

We figured you out a long time ago, Phil.

Right off the bat... WRONG!

Konami had the license for those early Ninja Turtles games. Even though it says "Ultra" on the cartridge, that's Konami, just under a different name. The first four Turtles games was Konami. For fuck's sakes Phil.
Speaking of “slow“ and Phil…
 
Phil is almost 40 with a bitch wife and a depressing life, meanwhile Leanna and her boyfriend are going on trips and out to art exibits and seem to be 1000 times happier than him. This post is just so Phil sees this and gets salty as fuck. I'm happy she's doing so much better now. Have fun being married to a horse with no eyebrows who can't keep a job, you gross pig. Who doesn't take the day off on their birthday and spend it with their fucking WIFE? You're such a joke. You can take time off streams to do your taxes but not go out to dinner and movie with your wife on your own birthday? You're a sad man, Phil.
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damn , that's such a cartoonishly big improvement lol
Imagine going from someone who looks like it coulkd be your dad to that
 
Not sure if its been bought up but is it not fucking funny how he shat all over the Street Fighter 6 logo but doesn't know jack shit about thumbnails?

Dumbass you can shit all over the red arrows, super imposed objects, and clickbait at the end of the day thats what gets buts in seats. You can shit on the SF6 logo at the end of the day its got people talking no matter how much you fake yawn. Really making use of that business degree.
 
He is 100% committing tax fraud but he will never get caught.
If he was, he wouldn't be on a payment plan b/c his "business expenses" (if you think he's including the WWE Champions spending) would significantly lower his taxable income. Estimates based on what he owed during his early 2019 tax begathons (the $17k figure) match up pretty closely with him having taken basically a standard deduction. His income numbers from the 6 months listed in the bankruptcy docs more or less matched mine too, so he's not underreporting income there. With the virtue of hindsight, I think Nancy didn't see any assets worth anything (aside from the WAkhando, which he wasn't going to be booted from) and with none of the creditors bothering to challenge any of the debts, there was no reason to pursue it.
 
Right off the bat... WRONG!

Konami had the license for those early Ninja Turtles games. Even though it says "Ultra" on the cartridge, that's Konami, just under a different name. The first four Turtles games was Konami. For fuck's sakes Phil.

You know what else Konami did back in the early 1990's? The Simpson Arcade game and the X-Men arcade game; anyone who lived through those years knows what I'm talking about. There's also a reason Konami had a lot of good graces before all people knew about them was Kojima and Metal Gear; they put their work in and made excellent games. The only thing that rivaled Konami's old-school 4-6 player beat'em ups was Capcom's Dungeons & Dragon game and Alien vs Predator. The 90's were fucking amazing.
Oh great here comes another idiot morahn who doesn't know his X-Men history NOOOOOO *droop face* Konahmeee's X-Men wasn't based off the hit Fox cartoon it was a cashgrab that they made based on the failed Sunbow pilot later relased as a one off called Pryde of the X-Men...sound good? Ok.
 
Phil is almost 40 with a bitch wife and a depressing life, meanwhile Leanna and her boyfriend are going on trips and out to art exibits and seem to be 1000 times happier than him. This post is just so Phil sees this and gets salty as fuck. I'm happy she's doing so much better now. Have fun being married to a horse with no eyebrows who can't keep a job, you gross pig. Who doesn't take the day off on their birthday and spend it with their fucking WIFE? You're such a joke. You can take time off streams to do your taxes but not go out to dinner and movie with your wife on your own birthday? You're a sad man, Phil.
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I can't help but think of Woody Harrelson when I see his face.

Still how do they compare to the ultimate manₗₑₜ Phillip Paul Burnell?
 

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New releases not lookin' so hot guys...*sigh* he went out and bought Kirby and the Forgotten Tips and Ghoulwire Tokyo and no one is buying in.
Don‘t worry. Phil is going to spend another 40 hours with his thumb up his ass overpowered in Elden Ring while dentheads throw money his way. It’s all…part of the plan…
 
Phil is almost 40 with a bitch wife and a depressing life, meanwhile Leanna and her boyfriend are going on trips and out to art exibits and seem to be 1000 times happier than him. This post is just so Phil sees this and gets salty as fuck. I'm happy she's doing so much better now. Have fun being married to a horse with no eyebrows who can't keep a job, you gross pig. Who doesn't take the day off on their birthday and spend it with their fucking WIFE? You're such a joke. You can take time off streams to do your taxes but not go out to dinner and movie with your wife on your own birthday? You're a sad man, Phil.
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> Her boyfriend
Are you dumb? LMAO
 
If he was, he wouldn't be on a payment plan b/c his "business expenses" (if you think he's including the WWE Champions spending) would significantly lower his taxable income. Estimates based on what he owed during his early 2019 tax begathons (the $17k figure) match up pretty closely with him having taken basically a standard deduction. His income numbers from the 6 months listed in the bankruptcy docs more or less matched mine too, so he's not underreporting income there. With the virtue of hindsight, I think Nancy didn't see any assets worth anything (aside from the WAkhando, which he wasn't going to be booted from) and with none of the creditors bothering to challenge any of the debts, there was no reason to pursue it.
to clarify - i am referring to post bankruptcy and not years prior to that.

as for his tax payment plan - i thought he has been rolling it over year after year.

And as far as business expenses- are there caps to it? Like at some point it never gets you to zero right ? The feds want as much as they can get.

From what I was to understand he is on a payment plan and is paying the bare minimum on that and hasn't caught up from previous years?

Perhaps my understanding was wrong and he has caught up every year with his plan.

Making 150k a year I'd assume he would catch up or the IRS would want to know why he couldn't pay and those micro transactions would be the only feasible evidence as door dash and curls and twirls certainly wouldn't count.
 
If he was, he wouldn't be on a payment plan b/c his "business expenses" (if you think he's including the WWE Champions spending) would significantly lower his taxable income. Estimates based on what he owed during his early 2019 tax begathons (the $17k figure) match up pretty closely with him having taken basically a standard deduction. His income numbers from the 6 months listed in the bankruptcy docs more or less matched mine too, so he's not underreporting income there. With the virtue of hindsight, I think Nancy didn't see any assets worth anything (aside from the WAkhando, which he wasn't going to be booted from) and with none of the creditors bothering to challenge any of the debts, there was no reason to pursue it.
THIS…you gotta be an exceptional MF’er to believe our guy Phil is the fraud king. These are the people that desperately hoped he was flying in a hooker from Eastern Europe also.
 
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