Breaking: Chris Rock and Will Smith get into it at the Oscars

https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/1508270575902687232?s=21&t=rTvcZPsO69k1s0kq-rsXBg&fbclid=IwAR3aV5n176sYR97h_CJp5rEhWKeFs-GwysHvcNDhqJilpvYmIRi4Zr_HJ7A

Anyone who can archive, thanks.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Chris should have responded "I'll keep your wife's name out of my mouth if your wife keeps other men's dicks out of hers."

Would totally have been worth a second slap.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

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[Agent Abe Caprine]

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stolen from @ForgedBlades

This is slightly less wimpy than Shaggy 2 Dope's attempt at dropkicking Fred Durst.

 

[Anstiv]

Friends, this is what we call, a nigga moment

Boondocks A Nigga Moment

My first YouTube video ever uploaded. This is when we had the gold subscribe button, personal inboxes, and background layouts like Myspace. Good old times. 2...

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[afternoon_tea]

Just to clear things up, the reason Will Smith doesn't care about being cucked is because he's gay as fuck, I thought this was an open secret for years.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

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Oh, so Will doesn’t use Vats correctly?

 

[popnloch ness monster]

Just to clear things up, the reason Will Smith doesn't care about being cucked is because he's gay as fuck, I thought this was an open secret for years.

well yeah, clearly a classic old Hollywood beard situation

he was mad he didn't get dicked down himself, and this slappening is a case of performative heterosexuality

 

[mindlessobserver]

Chris Rock did take it like a champ

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Rabbi Herschel]

that was a nice walk up to the actual slap

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

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My man looking like Jussy Smollett over here.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

he was mad he didn't get dicked down himself, and this slappening is a case of performative heterosexuality

It's performative masculinity, but they've missed their mark & gone straight to public faggotry.

If a nigger has done enough to deserve a slap, he's done enough to deserve a beat-down. Walking away like that is a bitch move, along with the slap & shit talk from afar afterwards.

 

[Brett DeLawyer]

Lmao at several people rushing to comfort the giant baby who has tears in his eyes because another dude vaguely insulted his fag hag. Even if it’s fake, how pathetic. If it isn’t fake, low impulse control strikes again. Sad, many such cases.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The Oscars would be sooo much better if the nominees had to fight each other to win an award.

 

[Useless(?) Boomer]

The only thing that seems real about it is WS's yelling and CR's reaction to his yelling. I think CR may have just been surprised by how hard WS was going with the yelling and unsure how to react as he expected something more canned.

Rock was leaning forward and waiting on the hit. The hit itself was fake as fuck. There was obviously no physical contact (edit: I was wrong, there was minor physical contact). Rock's immediate reaction to the "hit" was fake as fuck. WS's smiling as he casually walked off stage (didn't seem amped up at all), fake as fuck.

Conclusion: Fake as fuck, but kudos to WS for going hard with the yelling portion. If not for that part, no one would even be considering that it could be real.

Also: WS hasn't sat front and center at an awards show in 20 fucking years

 

[Pee Cola]

Conclusion: Fake as fuck, but kudos to WS for going hard with the yelling portion. If not for that part, no one would even be considering that it could be real.

That could be why CR was able to take the slap by WS and just keep going with his schtick right up until WS doubled down with the verbals, at which point CR got a bit discombobulated and wandered off the script. Hence the "We are here... to give a documentary out" line when CR tries to bring the show back on-topic.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I imagine this is just playing in Will’s head 24/7 these days.

 

[Troonos]

So much pointless speculation here. Just wait until a press release comes out so you don't look like retards.

 

[Useless(?) Boomer]

That could be why CR was able to take the slap by WS and just keep going with his schtick right up until WS doubled down with the verbals, at which point CR got a bit discombobulated and wandered off the script. Hence the "We are here... to give a documentary out" line when CR tries to bring the show back on-topic.

After watching several more times after posting, the biggest give away to me is how CR was leaning forward and bracing himself

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I imagine this is just playing in Will’s head 24/7 these days.

That song implies a level of depth and complexity that I think those two are lacking.