Will Smith slaps Chris Rock over bald Jada Pinkett joke in Oscars meltdown - WHO'S THE CUCK NOW, UH?


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Will Smith slapped Chris Rock over a joke about Jada Pinkett Smith's bald head at Oscars 2022.

Will Smith accosted Chris Rock at Oscars 2022 Sunday night for joking about his wife Jada Pinkett Smith’s bald head.​

Rock took to the stage and quipped, “Jada, I love you, ‘G.I. Jane 2,’ can’t wait to see it,” but while the “King Richard” star first laughed about the joke he immediately turned sour.

Pinkett Smith looked furious before the censors turned on and muted Rock and Smith’s exchange. Lip readers, however, quickly realized a livid Smith shouted, “Keep my wife’s name out of your f–king mouth.”

Momentarily fazed, Rock responded, “Wow, Will Smith just smacked the s–t out of me” before defending his joke as “just a ‘G.I. Jane’ joke,” but the Oscar-nominated actor wasn’t having it and kept screaming, “Keep my wife’s name out of your f–king mouth.”

“The Nutty Professor” star suffers from alopecia and has been vocal about her struggle with hair loss and debuted a shaved head last summer.

“Willow made me do it because it was time to let go BUT … my 50’s are bout to be Divinely lit with this shed,” the 50-year-old actress wrote, reposting a selfie featuring the pair’s matching shaved styles.


 
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Viewership for the Oscars and other rewards ceremonies have been way down for like over a decade and continues to tank as celebrities show their ass to the rest of the world. How likely is it this was just scripted to bring back interest and viewership?
 
There's no reason that couldn't have been some choreographed performance. I'm actually astonished so many farmers are having a hard time with that concept.

If will hadn't laughed at the joke I could believe it was staged.

Not to mention it seems like having a live nigga moment goes against everything the Academy has been trying to do with it's black push the past 5 years.

If you're going to slap the shit out of someone smaller than you, be more like Dr. D David Schultz instead of Will Smith. Two slaps, two knockdowns of the shithead known as John Stossel.


You keep Magnum PI's name out of your FUCKING mouth!
 
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Viewership for the Oscars and other rewards ceremonies have been way down for like over a decade and continues to tank as celebrities show their ass to the rest of the world. How likely is it this was just scripted to bring back interest and viewership?
There's no reason that couldn't have been some choreographed performance. I'm actually astonished so many farmers are having a hard time with that concept.
Sure it could be, but is anyone going to actually tune in because of this, or is everyone going to watch clips uploaded by third parties? I guess it still generates buzz but unless this is an indication that from now on every Oscar ceremony is going to get more and more violent until it turns into a WWE event with actors ripping each other to shreds it doesn’t make me want to watch the actual show any more.
 
Not to mention it seems like having a live nigga moment goes against everything the Academy has been trying to do with it's black push the past 5 years.
But now the main moment people Will remember of this year's Oscars is the slap, with the association Oscars = Black people cemented into people's minds. It's a work around for the whole #OscarsSoWhite thing, all without having to actually awarding black people.

"But it makes them look like niggers." Not really, as this was a gentile kind of violence (HOLLYWOOD-esque you could say), not a nigger styled WorldStar beatdown. Mr. Smith defended M'lady's honor while Chris Rock took his slap stoically.
 
"The goyim aren't watching or talking about our bullshit awards show! You nigg--err, fine gentleman have any ideas?"

Fake as fuck. Nothing these people do is genuine. Everything about them--their films, their off-camera personas, who they date/marry, their children, etc.--are all accessories to their egos and need for attention. It's all about getting buzz in gossip rags/sites and getting paying customers to put their asses in seats.
I disagree. Will Smith knew he had a high chance of winning the academy award tonight. He was the most popular name of that list of nominees and his oscarbait was well received critically. Tonight was going to likely be him celebrating his 35 years in the entertainment industry. Now the only thing anyone cares about is that he slapped a comedian for a softball joke at his wife.

Just look at the video, it shows Will laughing when Chris Rock makes the GI Jane 2 joke. If this had been planned ahead Will Smith would have immediately shown a reaction of true outrage and yet he didn't. And think of the end result, this wound up making one of the most "likable" Black Celebs look like a mentally out of control diva. He spent years cultivating the image that he's supposed to be a nice guy. A whole part of Hollywood is that these guys are SUPPOSED to laugh at themselves, see the Dean Martin Roasts of yesteryear.

People think Hollywood really cares about ratings. Yeah they do but they also care far more about cultivating an aura that all these American celebs are nice classy people who strive to make entertainment for the masses. They don't want the Oscars to look like the BET Awards. The Grammy's uninvited Kanye West because they don't want to look like the BET Awards letting an attention whore create pandemonium. It's all straight up bad because the whole point of the Academy Awards is to make the general audience look at films that will naturally be overlooked. A foreign film like Parasite winning the Academy Award made many people watch the movie to see what the hype was about. Now even that Oscar Effect was drowned out because Will Smith made an ass of himself.

People are supposed to be watching CODA right now and pretending they really enjoyed it. Instead they're laughing at Will Smith memes.
 
If this was pre-planned in some form or another, I don't think that Rock was in on it, or at least wasn't expecting to get slapped. His mannerisms post-slap seemed way too genuine.

I'm seeing four potentialities:
  • Lizards told Rock (or Rock's script-writers) to include a joke about Smith's wife that might provoke a somewhat spicy reaction from Smith but weren't expecting an onstage slap.
  • Lizards told Smith to slap Rock after he tells the joke and then to yell after retaking his seat (without telling Rock beforehand).
  • Both were in on it, and the entire thing was choreographed (I imagine with ungodly amounts of rehearsal, if that whole thing was somehow staged by both of them).
  • It was real, and Smith had a nigga moment.
I feel like a lot of people are too focused on the fact that Hollywood is run by a bunch of ratings-whores, and are forgetting that Hollywood is also filled with these special types of lolcows called celebrities. Though it's still entirely possible that this was staged, this is an extremely believable situation to come out of the vain, toxic-cultured, coke-fueled den of degens that is Hollywood.
 
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