Will Smith slaps Chris Rock over bald Jada Pinkett joke in Oscars meltdown - WHO'S THE CUCK NOW, UH?


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Will Smith slapped Chris Rock over a joke about Jada Pinkett Smith's bald head at Oscars 2022.

Will Smith accosted Chris Rock at Oscars 2022 Sunday night for joking about his wife Jada Pinkett Smith’s bald head.​

Rock took to the stage and quipped, “Jada, I love you, ‘G.I. Jane 2,’ can’t wait to see it,” but while the “King Richard” star first laughed about the joke he immediately turned sour.

Pinkett Smith looked furious before the censors turned on and muted Rock and Smith’s exchange. Lip readers, however, quickly realized a livid Smith shouted, “Keep my wife’s name out of your f–king mouth.”

Momentarily fazed, Rock responded, “Wow, Will Smith just smacked the s–t out of me” before defending his joke as “just a ‘G.I. Jane’ joke,” but the Oscar-nominated actor wasn’t having it and kept screaming, “Keep my wife’s name out of your f–king mouth.”

“The Nutty Professor” star suffers from alopecia and has been vocal about her struggle with hair loss and debuted a shaved head last summer.

“Willow made me do it because it was time to let go BUT … my 50’s are bout to be Divinely lit with this shed,” the 50-year-old actress wrote, reposting a selfie featuring the pair’s matching shaved styles.


 
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will smith might be, but not chris rock. also the GI Jane joke was obviously written by him. if it was written by anyone else, it would have been a wakanda bald lady joke.
It's such a tame joke that I wouldn't doubt somebody telling me Chris Rock just improvised it. It's like seeing a bald man and calling him Kojak. Usually, bald ladies are called Sinead O'Connor.

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Would he have slapped any man who was not black?
This probably would have been the optimal situation for him, really. Regardless of who he slapped (barring a woman or a troon) nothing really is/was ever going to happen to Smith from a legal standpoint. Had he slapped some white guy at least he'd have the Twittertard and a fair amount of black support for "showing some white man how it be."

Ideally it would've been Jimmy Kimmel that he slapped because after the impact they could've cried at each other on stage for five minutes straight followed by mutual cuck apologies (Smith for sperging out and Kimmel for his race.)
 
This shit is hysterical to me because of the fact that my mother and I were talking about niggers and their penchant for violence. She tried to argue that "Upper class black people aren't violent like that." and then this happens. I'm glad Will Smith proved my point for me.
 
Doubtful Chris would agree to risk his mouth getting slapped when he's supposed to present. He's an comedic actor, not a stunt double. Will Smith might be really weird, but only nutball Jim Carrey could pull off the meta.
 
The fact that Rock didn't already have 30 Will Smith jokes at the ready to respond with means he's a shit-ass comedian who has lost his edge. If Will Smith had done that shit to Richard Pryor, and Pryor didn't hit him back, he'd at least have made Smith slink out of the building in shame.
 
This probably would have been the optimal situation for him, really. Regardless of who he slapped (barring a woman or a troon) nothing really is/was ever going to happen to Smith from a legal standpoint. Had he slapped some white guy at least he'd have the Twittertard and a fair amount of black support for "showing some white man how it be."

Ideally it would've been Jimmy Kimmel that he slapped because after the impact they could've cried at each other on stage for five minutes straight followed by mutual cuck apologies (Smith for sperging out and Kimmel for his race.)
A 50 year old black man isn't going to go up on a stage to slap a white man. He has no history of bullying smaller, weaker white men. He knows he can bully a smaller, weaker black man though. It's comfortable for him.
 
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