Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Smithfield Ham]

Quiet day so far for our piglet. The only item of note is that he finally tried to explain why Putin decided to invade Ukraine while Biden was president and not Trump.

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Silly fat retard.

The silly logical leaps these people will make to blame anything but Biden. Sorry for any potential political sperging.

 

[AnOminous]

More likely that the volunteer handling the polling stationed struggled to make out Pat's signature on the form due to chicken grease fingers and the general ability to write on the level of a small child.

Chances are the old person asked Pat what his middle initial was supposed to be and Pat has turned this very minor interaction into an epic struggle against evil, international forces that tried to prevent him from voting.

Actually, now that I type this out, the most likely thing is that Pat isn't even registered to vote, never has participated in the Democratic process, and is just making up everything.

It's also possible at some point that he said his name was "Patrick Sean Tomlinson" and they heard it as "John" so put a J. in there.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Quiet day so far for our piglet. The only item of note is that he finally tried to explain why Putin decided to invade Ukraine while Biden was president and not Trump.

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Silly fat retard.

So why didn't he wait until after 2024 to see if Trump came back for that second term?

 

[Melissa Sanchez]

Some new forum art by the great Handsome Blue

 

[Mr Moonface]

He's been oinking at some stalkers over the past hour or so:

 

[ILoveNiggers]

That's what people like Patrick say every time.

Pat has aggressively claimed several times that the Jan 6th insurrection was a much more damaging attack than 9/11 and has even downplayed 9/11 essentially saying people should get over it because it didn't affect him personally. Meanwhile, within spitting distance of making a 9/11 joke, he once admonished one of his friends for making a Covid joke as if it was despicable. He is absolutely the most ridiculous piece of shit I've ever seen online. Extraordinarily fat and ugly too.

 

[Et tu_ Nigger?]

So we can both agree that Pat is fat and lives in the ghetto.

My Lord, you Kiwi-fags are really a gaggle of faggots.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

My Lord, you Kiwi-fags are really a gaggle of faggots.

You just now figured that out?

 

[Space Cooter]

My Lord, you Kiwi-fags are really a gaggle of faggots.

Wrong again, child.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

My Lord, you Kiwi-fags really are a gaggle of faggots.

hey your computer crapped out...try that chip line again

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

He's been voting consistently since 2014, but he did not participate in the 2012 elections at all.

Follow up, found a Tweet in which he more explicitly lies about voting for Obama in 2012:

https://archive.fo/3cyuf

He did NOT participate in 2012 elections, can't know about 2008 because online records are limited to 10 years. Maybe they can be requested. WI has same-day registration so no excuses either.

Not only is he a compulsive liar about the most inane matters, but he's also fat.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Follow up, found a Tweet in which he more explicitly lies about voting for Obama in 2012:
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https://archive.fo/3cyuf

He did NOT participate in 2012 elections, can't know about 2008 because online records are limited to 10 years. Maybe they can be requested. WI has same-day registration so no excuses either.

Not only is he a compulsive liar about the most inane matters, but he's also fat.

Is he still pretending to be a conservative despite not actually agreeing with them on anything?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I listened to part of the @SomervilleDan podcast tonight as he and a panel watched Patrick’s turn on the YouTube stalking show. It was fun, though some of the people on the panel take Patrick way too seriously and get legitimately MATI. One of them talked about how she hears voices and stated very earnestly that she wants Patrick to kill himself, which made me lol. As with many lolcows, some of his detractors take themselves way too seriously. But it’s pretty amusing entertainment.

 

[John_Smith]

My Lord, you Kiwi-fags are really a gaggle of faggots.

No child, gaggle is the collective noun for geese. The collective noun for kiwis is tribe. It should read "My Lord, you Kiwi-fags really are a tribe of faggots." I'm sorry that you are too stupid to know that. And yes, Child, Piggy knows it because he has an ecliptic knowledge base. It means that Piggy knows a lot about many, many different subjects. His ecliptic knowledge is part of what makes Piggy the author he is.

Of course Pat voted. He has the stickers on his Surface to prove it.

 

[instythot]

I listened to part of the @SomervilleDan podcast tonight as he and a panel watched Patrick’s turn on the YouTube stalking show. It was fun, though some of the people on the panel take Patrick way too seriously and get legitimately MATI. One of them talked about how she hears voices and stated very earnestly that she wants Patrick to kill himself, which made me lol. As with many lolcows, some of his detractors take themselves way too seriously. But it’s pretty amusing entertainment.

I'd love if they could get the Simply Stalking hosts on to do a commentary track with Dan and maybe Mew asking leading questions like "I notice you making a face here immediately after Pat said something incredibly stupid, do you remember what you were thinking?"

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy reacts to the happening at the Oscars, of course he has to make it all about politics:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Patrick wishes he had the nuts to stand up for his wife like that. How he must seethe knowing he lacks the courage and masculinity required to be a man.

 

[r00]

One of them talked about how she hears voices and stated very earnestly that she wants Patrick to kill himself, which made me lol.

Bams seed is a good egg. She's taken arguably one of the longest pummellings of anyone in the ona forums universe. She's fucking mental, as you can see, but she's also a female POC so she single handedly destroys Patrick's white male incel narrative.

 

[FinnSven]

Pat has aggressively claimed several times that the Jan 6th insurrection was a much more damaging attack than 9/11 and has even downplayed 9/11 essentially saying people should get over it because it didn't affect him personally. Meanwhile, within spitting distance of making a 9/11 joke, he once admonished one of his friends for making a Covid joke as if it was despicable. He is absolutely the most ridiculous piece of shit I've ever seen online. Extraordinarily fat and ugly too.

Erm……. How the fuck does one even forward such a statement?

If anything the Jan 6th insurrection strengthens FatPat’s claimed side, in that it demonstrated that the enemies of democracy in the USA support trump.

Of course it was nothing like 9/11. What with the only people getting hurt had arguably deliberately put themselves in harms way.