Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

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I don't think that's the case because Jim is still an insufferable asshole.
You know how troons are, you get a free pass unless you do or say certain things which are considered verboten. I can believe Jim has called someone a fag or a tranny before, or even said something terrible like how he likes Harry Potter without cursing Rowling's name.
 
To put it another way. You say you don't understand why people draw lines about what is and isn't a game, but you could also ask why these "art" "game" "developers" are so insistent their non-interactive non-games should be called games.
I agree, pretentious twats who make non-interactive shit on purpose are attention-seeking dumbasses hiding behind the shield of 'it art tho', but they exist in all forms of media and they always have. It just seems weird to so zealously guard the term like it actually means something prestigious; like there aren't millions of video games out there that are fully interactive and complete dogshit.

As far as I'm concerned you can call any old shit a game if you want, doesn't mean I have to play it and it certainly doesn't mean you're getting my money.
 
like there aren't millions of video games out there that are fully interactive and complete dogshit.
Of course there are, which shows how inept they are that they can't even meet that low bar. The late 00s, early 10s was a boom period for games. You had Wii mania, XBLA and Steam were bringing indie games to the masses. I think at the time games were making more money than movies and music combined.

There's a quote I heard attributed to Terry Pratchett.
To be a writer, you have to want to write. Too many people want to 'have written'.
I think it was Dave Gallant that said he became an indie dev not because of a love of games, but because he wanted to be cool like the people in his local indie dev community. He wanted that prestige, that image, without doing any of the work required. This arguably applies to Phil Fish and Zoe Quinn.

I feel like the games as art people fail to realize the art world is full of grifters and money laundering.
They know. Tale of Tales (the people that made Sunset) lived off grant money, and when the grants dried up, they had to turn a profit and failed completely.

Jim himself is part of that grift. I know I keep saying it, but he hung out with Zoe Quinn and some male strippers long enough to get some clips to make a trailer for the Chuck Tingle game, and then pissed off with a portion of the money raised without delivering the game. He refused to cover it for years until he was forced to acknowledge it once on Twitter and never mentioned it again. At least Digital Homicide produced something, even if it was complete trash.

Short Fat Otaku has a great series called Indie-fensible where he covers that kind of corruption.
 
Important Jim news, he got a new wig that for the life of me I wouldn't have realised if he hadn't said it. Kind of looks worse than his last one too like its greasy or really cheap plastic, you'd think on Jim's salary he'd be able to afford a high quality wig.

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I literally just want video games to be classified as art so they have legal protection, not if some doucheweed hipster sees them as art.
I'd rather they didn't, at least for now. I find that whether people support 'video games as art' is a good gauge to see how far someone is up their own ass, not to say that games can't be art because there are certainly games that are and there is a double standard in play because films get seen as art while the majority of what gets made is schlock there to appeal to the masses just like vidya.
 
Important Jim news, he got a new wig that for the life of me I wouldn't have realised if he hadn't said it. Kind of looks worse than his last one too like its greasy or really cheap plastic, you'd think on Jim's salary he'd be able to afford a high quality wig.

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Whichever genius it was who came up with the idea of covering the AGP smirk has really changed the game. I put my thumb over Jim's stupid little lip curl and the deadness in the eyes was hilarious.

That aside, yeah great wig Jim, now how about you get a new shirt and take that fucking dog collar off.
 
Whichever genius it was who came up with the idea of covering the AGP smirk has really changed the game. I put my thumb over Jim's stupid little lip curl and the deadness in the eyes was hilarious.

That aside, yeah great wig Jim, now how about you get a new shirt and take that fucking dog collar off.
I agree and on an unrelated topic I’m kind of surprised Jim was the first troon I noticed who started wearing wigs, I always assumed it’d be Chris-chan starting that trend.
 
I agree and on an unrelated topic I’m kind of surprised Jim was the first troon I noticed who started wearing wigs, I always assumed it’d be Chris-chan starting that trend.
Jim likely realised that his thinning hairline would never be able to produce the kind of long hair and volume you'd need to be able to pass as a woman especially under at big hat like his.
 
Gran Turismo 7 something or other:
I think this video well represents a constant issue with his format, that the stuff he covers in videos is almost never relevent when the video comes out. GT7 has been out for just over three weeks and these issues have been there since the launch so it feels like he's just going for low hanging fruit he knows he can use to push out a video using the same tired old script but with the name of the game and dev swapped out.
 
Important Jim news, he got a new wig that for the life of me I wouldn't have realised if he hadn't said it. Kind of looks worse than his last one too like its greasy or really cheap plastic, you'd think on Jim's salary he'd be able to afford a high quality wig.

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I'd rather they didn't, at least for now. I find that whether people support 'video games as art' is a good gauge to see how far someone is up their own ass, not to say that games can't be art because there are certainly games that are and there is a double standard in play because films get seen as art while the majority of what gets made is schlock there to appeal to the masses just like vidya.
Still slanting his face and using filters I see. Jim we all know your tripple chin exists so stop trying to hide it. Also mother fucker is wearing more foundation than a filipino hooker.
 
Important Jim news, he got a new wig that for the life of me I wouldn't have realised if he hadn't said it. Kind of looks worse than his last one too like its greasy or really cheap plastic, you'd think on Jim's salary he'd be able to afford a high quality wig.

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I'd rather they didn't, at least for now. I find that whether people support 'video games as art' is a good gauge to see how far someone is up their own ass, not to say that games can't be art because there are certainly games that are and there is a double standard in play because films get seen as art while the majority of what gets made is schlock there to appeal to the masses just like vidya.
At least Jim Sterling shelled out the money for new wig. He could give his old one to Jada pinkett Smith after what happened during the Oscars she wouldn't had to sit there all bald-headed and ugly looking like the head of a penis.
 
He's still not at 800k. We need to keep that subscriber loss up, I want the 800k coping video.
The bleed has slowed down a bit, but it will get there eventually. As much as I want another seething video, it's unlikely that Jim is going to do another one as his 900K subscriber did the opposite of the intended effect. Jim was probably hoping that the video would cause outrage and push him over the 1 million milestone so he could gloat over the transphobes. Instead it painted a giant target on him, and he now has trolls like us waiting in the shadows for him to do it again. I don't expect anything more than a passing commit when he hits the 800K mark, but this is a instance where I hope I'm wrong.
 
I think this video well represents a constant issue with his format, that the stuff he covers in videos is almost never relevent when the video comes out. GT7 has been out for just over three weeks and these issues have been there since the launch so it feels like he's just going for low hanging fruit he knows he can use to push out a video using the same tired old script but with the name of the game and dev swapped out.
Jim's views this month have been pretty good as far as Modern Jim goes, and the reason for that is extremely simple: Almost all his videos have been about Elden Ring, currently the video game darling of seemingly everyone in the world.

If he wasn't such a stupid motherfucker this would be a wake-up call to him that all he needs to do to re-invigorate his channel is cover topical shit people are actually interested in, but I'm sure the lesson he'll actually take away is it must be his insufferable on-location intros that are pumping those numbers up.
I don't expect anything more than a passing commit when he hits the 800K mark, but this is a instance where I hope I'm wrong.
I think you're right, he'll almost certainly only mention it in passing in the first sub-800k JQ. His pride won't let the slight go completely unacknowledged, and I'm sure he'll be bitching about it endlessly on Twitter, but when you lose over 10% of your subscriber base it's hard to spin that as anything other than you being the problem.
 
I think this video well represents a constant issue with his format, that the stuff he covers in videos is almost never relevent when the video comes out. GT7 has been out for just over three weeks and these issues have been there since the launch so it feels like he's just going for low hanging fruit he knows he can use to push out a video using the same tired old script but with the name of the game and dev swapped out.
Holy shit, no fugly pic of himself this week on the thumbnail?
 
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