Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[waffle]

Decent show if it wasn't a golden gunts, but we expect more from the awards show. Most of it just came off as an excuse to cope about all the fuckups and hypocritical stances PPP has made over the last few months.

As we get distance from it, I become more and more certain that the primary cause of the PPP and Surfer breakup was thst Surfer would constantly disrupt and countermand PPPs attempts to publicly position himself as super pious and observant. Any time PPP gets pressed about his rampant hypocrisy he sperga out, and towards the end Surfer was doing it constantly in a way that PPP couldn't really effectively combat because everyone online knows that Surfer knows most everything about him, and it was just a string of small off hand stuff from Surfer. PPP cares about his reputation more than anything, which is why he tried to gaslight everyone about how crazy Surfer was, as it was the only effective way to sew doubt. If Surfer was remotely as nuts as PPP claimed there's no way he'd still be doing streams and living independently. Shit if anything Surfer seems to be going stronger than ever.

 

[Stanley Tit]

I would bet PPP's weight in gold bullion that he has had virtually no contact with Godwinson since the breakup with Surfer.

 

[Jose Jordan]

Find it funny how ppp guarded gahoole after his pedo allegations only to turn on that when he insulted lord godwinson but warski who actually looked up child porn is totally okay

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

Tariq Nasneed wasn't even nominated for most based black man this year?! PPP has truly been buck broken. Jokes aside the show was ok, The weakest part imo was actually Warski, he just seemed confused and like he didn't have much to say. Major downgrade from last year and the Godwinson dick sucking was pretty bizarre.

 

[Guntkvd]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_zJS6VNUiI

Anyone here watched this? Should I even bother?

 

[Meckhlorde]

Janny Jewsh winning not one but TWO Golden Gunts was pretty good. I Hope Josh adds little Golden Gunt trophies on the corner of the stream this week.

 

[JCDenthog]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_zJS6VNUiI

Anyone here watched this? Should I even bother?

I literally forgot the dynamo even existed. I thought he fucked off forever after having an efight with gahoul. Rudy was superior and he's a literal faggot.

 

[HeroicIdealism]

Long time lurker here but this fat lesbian made me finally make an account because I just have to know more of his lore. I only found out about PPP recently, after AFPAC 3. PPP is easily the funniest guy who shits on AF that I've seen and the fact that he and Warski focus almost exclusively on AF now is fine by me. However I still want to be in the know about the non-AF stuff. I keep hearing about a guy named Surfer, who was a former friend of PPP, as well as Godwinson. I've heard of Godwinson before but still don't know much about him, and I know next to nothing about Surfer other than that PPP hates him now.
This thread doesn't really have a good starting point on where to learn more about these guys and their falling out with PPP -- not that I could find at least, within the hundreds of pages. It's like searching for a needle in a haystack and the first like 30 pages didn't help. Can anyone give me a brief summary or help point me somewhere to learn about PPP's history with Surfer and Godwinson?

 

[JCDenthog]

Long time lurker here but this fat lesbian made me finally make an account because I just have to know more of his lore. I only found out about PPP recently, after AFPAC 3. PPP is easily the funniest guy who shits on AF that I've seen and the fact that he and Warski focus almost exclusively on AF now is fine by me. However I still want to be in the know about the non-AF stuff. I keep hearing about a guy named Surfer, who was a former friend of PPP, as well as Godwinson. I've heard of Godwinson before but still don't know much about him, and I know next to nothing about Surfer other than that PPP hates him now.
This thread doesn't really have a good starting point on where to learn more about these guys and their falling out with PPP -- not that I could find at least, within the hundreds of pages. It's like searching for a needle in a haystack and the first like 30 pages didn't help. Can anyone give me a brief summary or help point me somewhere to learn about PPP's history with Surfer and Godwinson?

I'd start with the 2019 golden gunts. Any of the golden gunts are a good starting point.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3iHifv6dpBI

 

[dvdlee18]

Find it funny how ppp guarded gahoole after his pedo allegations only to turn on that when he insulted lord godwinson but warski who actually looked up child porn is totally okay

please explain the warski child porn saga

 

[Stanley Tit]

I wonder.

https://twitter.com/laughingdaiymo/status/1508322800955711493

I remember someone asking Surfer about this in one of his post-breakup streams. He refused to answer then.

 

[JCDenthog]

please explain the warski child porn saga

2 years ago back when Warski and Ralph we're partners they got a tip off of a child pornography and/or grooming ring on Instagram. So they went live to presumably document the crime. This was a blunder because the people behind the illicit content went DFE. I can't remember if it was Ralph or Andy but one of them claimed to have downloaded the whole archive pictures and all to a laptop and gave said laptop to a federal investigator.

This is all from memory so there might be some inconsistencies in my recollection. It's my opinion that they never even had a laptop with the archive on it and it was all a cope for blundering the stream (which was a mistake to begin with)

 

[blitzkrieg1111]

golden gunts were better before bc PPP didnt base them as much on his petty grievences as he does now
like giving Josh 2 awards just bc he had beef with him after claiming to have "watched" only 10 mins of one episode.
to me it just looks like a pretend that he's so unimportant to him just to leave impression he's so much above him
and i love how he proclaims MATI boring after having so many episodes with Andy pausing and repeatinn Ashton Ashton.
wtf?

 

[Guntkvd]

golden gunts were better before bc PPP didnt base them as much on his petty grievences as he does now
like giving Josh 2 awards just bc he had beef with him after claiming to have "watched" only 10 mins of one episode.
to me it just looks like a pretend that he's so unimportant to him just to leave impression he's so much above him
and i love how he proclaims MATI boring after having so many episodes with Andy pausing and repeatinn Ashton Ashton.
wtf?

Still, I think we can all agree that PIZZA DAY is a really abhorrent take.

 

[byuu]

Still, I think we can all agree that PIZZA DAY is a really abhorrent take.

Chaggot could still top it with a CHEESE PIZZA DAY

 

[Stanley Tit]

Still, I think we can all agree that PIZZA DAY is a really abhorrent take.

Pizza Day won.

 

[TurdEthics]

As we get distance from it, I become more and more certain that the primary cause of the PPP and Surfer breakup was thst Surfer would constantly disrupt and countermand PPPs attempts to publicly position himself as super pious and observant. Any time PPP gets pressed about his rampant hypocrisy he sperga out, and towards the end Surfer was doing it constantly in a way that PPP couldn't really effectively combat because everyone online knows that Surfer knows most everything about him, and it was just a string of small off hand stuff from Surfer. PPP cares about his reputation more than anything, which is why he tried to gaslight everyone about how crazy Surfer was, as it was the only effective way to sew doubt. If Surfer was remotely as nuts as PPP claimed there's no way he'd still be doing streams and living independently. Shit if anything Surfer seems to be going stronger than ever.

Eh, gotta disagree with you on this one.

Surfer is definitely some sort of bat-shit/schtizo. That's what honestly made him entertaining & made them a good team.

 

[Miller]

golden gunts were better before bc PPP didnt base them as much on his petty grievences as he does now
like giving Josh 2 awards just bc he had beef with him after claiming to have "watched" only 10 mins of one episode.
to me it just looks like a pretend that he's so unimportant to him just to leave impression he's so much above him
and i love how he proclaims MATI boring after having so many episodes with Andy pausing and repeatinn Ashton Ashton.
wtf?

keep coping Josh.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

PPP trashing Surfer so hard during the Golden Gunts left a really bad taste in my mouth. It's way beyond anything Surfer deserves. It made Andy uncomfortable too.

Yeah, the guy wigged out a little bit, but he was your best friend. The internet "fame" made him a little crazy, but it's not like he fucked your wife. Why rub his face in the dirt like that? Seriously fucked up.

I'd agree if Surfer had moved on with his life but he still constantly shits on PPP like a bitter ex-girlfriend so I think it's fair to keep fucking with him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_zJS6VNUiI

Anyone here watched this? Should I even bother?

If you can deal with high levels of autism and want to listen to a guy cry and seethe about his ex-boyfriend then sure.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Tariq Nasneed wasn't even nominated for most based black man this year?! PPP has truly been buck broken. Jokes aside the show was ok, The weakest part imo was actually Warski, he just seemed confused and like he didn't have much to say. Major downgrade from last year and the Godwinson dick sucking was pretty bizarre.

I thought Tommy Sotomayor would have been nominated for that award after his recent stream where he went hard against the Jews