DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[FamicomGorby]

He did edge out the number of likes on the Academy's tweet at least momentarily and come out on top. This will be phil's greatest achievement

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Dave is more popular than the Oscars, it's official. Tucker Carlson is gonna be talkin about him next like he did Chris Chan.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Are you trying to make Phail cry? He absolutely thinks they're going to flock to his stream.

Nailed it:

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Oh look, DSP learned the word 'ratio'. Probably from that troon.

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only 125 viewers? i guess the other 63,000 will be fashionably late

 

[capefear56]

Ahh, so that's why the comedian kept going even after being slapped, right? That's why the audience didn't erupt in protest... right? What an absolute travesty, this relatively minor bitch slap was. Call the cops! We have an active slapper on the premises.

 

[SomeBoyo]

Just a straight line now.



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[Shabobus]

Why is an obsession with Twitter the last stage of every lolcow's lifecycle?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Why is an obsession with Twitter the last stage of every lolcow's lifecycle?

easiest place to get attention that they desperately want

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Just a straight line now.

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After messing with pomade for a bit to give this ol' cool fella that slick daddy look, this has to be it and he's overdoing it.

No way that's fuckin natural unless he is specifically not washing that shit. This looks terrible too. When was his last visit to Curls n' Twirls?

 

[FamicomGorby]

Dave is currently jerking himself off for "listening to his fans" to put the bare fuckin minimum effort into his "profession" in the form of making a generic non-crap thumbnail for his streams.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Dave is currently jerking himself off for "listening to his fans" to put the bare fuckin minimum effort into his "profession" in the form of making a generic non-crap thumbnail for his streams.

He always has to suck himself off about how much he's "grown" like he doesn't read out 80% of the suggestions he gets in some autistic mock-voice.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Dave is currently jerking himself off for "listening to his fans" to put the bare fuckin minimum effort into his "profession" in the form of making a generic non-crap thumbnail for his streams.

Next he'll be blaming them for the even lower viewer count because his retarded fans were looking for the usual thumbnail

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Bro he's spinning the thumbnail thing from yesterday into a victim segment lmao

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Oh he definitely read the replies to his tweet. Cope mode in full effect.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

So currently he has 333 viewers, neat.

But even IF he had gotten a bunch of viewers because of his tweet, this going into a massive incoherent victim segment while behaving like a fuckling tard would have chased them away by now.

Good fucking job Phil. You can't even clout chase properly. Good fucking job

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

"I'm not doing multiplayer with fans those suggestions are invalid"

 

[FamicomGorby]

"I'm not doing multiplayer with fans those suggestions are invalid"

Suggestions are only valid if they involve no work on Dave's part.

I don't get why he was so obstinate about making a custom stream thumbnail, he doesn't even make his own fuckin thumbnails, some wheelchair does!

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Phil's "thumbnail guy" probably gets compensated handsomely and fairly for his work!

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Why is an obsession with Twitter the last stage of every lolcow's lifecycle?

I cant speak for the other cows but in Piggy's case it's what's known in wrestling as cheap heat or cheap pops. They're easy and minimal effort ways to get a crowd to boo you if you're a heel "boy the (insert local sports team and city) sure to suck like my opponent tonight". Such is Piggy he goes after the low hanging fruit.

 

[UaineRunei]

"I did everything I could to convince people to become members of the channel. Everything!"

Also Phil:

"I'm not doing multiplayer with fans those suggestions are invalid"

 

[N0thingICanDo]

To paraphrase Phil,

" I don't need to play multiplayers with chat members to be an interactive streamer, I answer their questions directly on stream, my Q and A session, and sometimes even in chat"

Friendly reminder last time Phil did that-------