Will Smith slaps Chris Rock over bald Jada Pinkett joke in Oscars meltdown - WHO'S THE CUCK NOW, UH?


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Will Smith slapped Chris Rock over a joke about Jada Pinkett Smith's bald head at Oscars 2022.

Will Smith accosted Chris Rock at Oscars 2022 Sunday night for joking about his wife Jada Pinkett Smith’s bald head.​

Rock took to the stage and quipped, “Jada, I love you, ‘G.I. Jane 2,’ can’t wait to see it,” but while the “King Richard” star first laughed about the joke he immediately turned sour.

Pinkett Smith looked furious before the censors turned on and muted Rock and Smith’s exchange. Lip readers, however, quickly realized a livid Smith shouted, “Keep my wife’s name out of your f–king mouth.”

Momentarily fazed, Rock responded, “Wow, Will Smith just smacked the s–t out of me” before defending his joke as “just a ‘G.I. Jane’ joke,” but the Oscar-nominated actor wasn’t having it and kept screaming, “Keep my wife’s name out of your f–king mouth.”

“The Nutty Professor” star suffers from alopecia and has been vocal about her struggle with hair loss and debuted a shaved head last summer.

“Willow made me do it because it was time to let go BUT … my 50’s are bout to be Divinely lit with this shed,” the 50-year-old actress wrote, reposting a selfie featuring the pair’s matching shaved styles.


 
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What's really making me laugh hard now is that people are talking about alopecia like it's some sort of weird disease or cancer. It's just the medical word for LOSING YOUR HAIR. Losing your hair is VERY COMMON. It's incredibly common among men, but not rare among women either. Stress, hormonal changes, pregnancies, bad hair products, too much hair treatments. The difference with men is that women lose less hair than men and it's way easier to cover it up with hair styles or hats, bands, etc. It's sad that it's happening to Jada, but it's not like she's gonna die from it. Be thankful she still looks decent with a shaven head. Many women can't sport that look when they have really bad illnesses that make them lose their hair as a side effect.

It's probably make up and shadow, tbh.

I kinda feel sorry for him. His face looks like he just right there realise what was going to happen. Thank god he's a smart man who kept his cool and was lucky that Willie is a puss who can't punch.
 
I think the funniest part is that I knew absolutely jackshit about all the Smith family drama until this happened.

Will Smith slapped Chris Rock? Why? For making fun of his bald wife? His wife is bald? Oh no, does she have cancer? Oh, that's so sa-wait, she just has alopecia? She cheated on him with one of their son's friends?! Will covered for her by saying their just in an open marriage?! They funded a children's school for Scientologists?!

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.... I'm sorry what Jaden and Willow don't use Smith as their last name anymore? WTF?!?!?!?

AND WHAT ABOUT TYLER THE CREATOR?!?!?!?!?!

I kinda feel bad for Will. All theoney in the world, failed as a father and husband. What does it profit a man...
He's kind of living a dad's worst nightmare in current year, it's hard not to feel bad for him. Of course the fact that he's rich as fuck, is probably narcissistic as fuck to boot which no doubt contributed to it, and chose to be a Scientologist dampens that quite a bit, but still.
 
im guessing this was just an act to make people care about the oscars
Which is why nobody can name the movie that won best picture, who won best actor, who won best actress, or any of the dumb awards the Oscars are actually supposed to be about.

What if the award actually went to Denzel but they gave it to Will out of fear he'd go apeshit again if they didn't? ffs even his speech was just crazy rambling
I think the funniest part is that I knew absolutely jackshit about all the Smith family drama until this happened.

Will Smith slapped Chris Rock? Why? For making fun of his bald wife? His wife is bald? She's bald because she has alopecia? She cheated on him with one of their son's friends?! Will covered for her by saying their just in an open marriage?! They funded a children's school for Scientologists?!

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Welcome inside the rabbit hole
Will Smith's life is fuckin' insane when you look into it. Honestly I used to look up to the guy as a kid but as I grew up something about him felt off to me. Maybe it's how he he kept forcing his kids to be stars when they didn't want to be, how he never mentioned his oldest child that he had before meeting Jada, his career generally falling off after the 2010s, Jada being an overall evil bitch, etc. Maybe that's just me idk
What's really making me laugh hard now is that people are talking about alopecia like it's some sort of weird disease or cancer. It's just the medical word for LOSING YOUR HAIR. Losing your hair is VERY COMMON. It's incredibly common among men, but not rare among women either. Stress, hormonal changes, pregnancies, bad hair products, too much hair treatments. The difference with men is that women lose less hair than men and it's way easier to cover it up with hair styles or hats, bands, etc. It's sad that it's happening to Jada, but it's not like she's gonna die from it. Be thankful she still looks decent with a shaven head. Many women can't sport that look when they have really bad illnesses that make them lose their hair as a side effect.
It's because she's a woman. GI Jane is a female empowerment story about a woman trying to become a Navy Seal. BUDs recruits have to get their heads shaved. If anything Chris Rock was almost complementing Jada by comparing her to a Seals recruit. He just did it in a backwards weird way by bringing up a movie nobody cares about or remembers from 20 years ago.

It'd be like if Will was bald and Rock compared him to Morpheus from The Matrix.
 
I think the funniest part is that I knew absolutely jackshit about all the Smith family drama until this happened.

Will Smith slapped Chris Rock? Why? For making fun of his bald wife? His wife is bald? She's bald because she has alopecia? She cheated on him with one of their son's friends?! Will covered for her by saying their just in an open marriage?! They funded a children's school for Scientologists?!

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That’s my favorite part about the theory that was staged. Will Smith was okay with reminding the world he’s a cuck for Oscars buzz?

Honestly, I can believe it. It’s prime cuck behavior
 
Is it just me, or did the joke also really suck? At first I thought he was saying she looked like GI Joe but turns out he was referring to some obscure 90s movie?
I'm now convinced that there must be some "laugh now" sign at the Dolby theater because there's no way that raggedy ass joke about an old movie got people laughing.
Whoever told Chris Rock that joke was good enough for the oscars should be fired not because it was offensive but because there's no joke in it
 
I think the funniest part is that I knew absolutely jackshit about all the Smith family drama until this happened.

Will Smith slapped Chris Rock? Why? For making fun of his bald wife? His wife is bald? She's bald because she has alopecia? She cheated on him with one of their son's friends?! Will covered for her by saying their just in an open marriage?! They funded a children's school for Scientologists?!

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They did it to themselves. At the end of the day, Chris Rock got under his skin and Will Smith exposed himself AND his dysfunctional family on national television. All over a dated joke.

And these celebrities wonder why people dislike them with a passion.

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Hell, Bette Davis and Joan Crawford despised each other yet they never let each other publicly crumble under their rivalry. Granted, social media wasn't around then. But, they knew how to handle each other. God rest their souls.
 
He would have a point if anyone would have cared about his Oscar win if he didn't slap Chris. Now lots of people who haven't given serious thought about them in years are talking about them.
He fucked up royally
 
Look at how after Will's cuck rage he just gives a speech like he didn't just commit legal assault (the LAPD said Rock didn't file charges but he could if he wanted to). He then tied the speech into his pussy cuck slap by bringing up his family and apologizing to everyone BUT Chris Rock. The Oscars are so divorced from reality and surreal.

The common plebs (like us) cannot relate to it or Hollywood celebrities in any real way. Nothing about them makes sense. Movies that normies might have actually seen don't get nominated for best picture anymore. It's why the ratings and viewers have been steadily dropping every year. This might have accidentally gave the Academy the attention they've been begging for, but it probably won't translate to ratings.

Nobody would have given a shit about this year's Oscars if the slap didn't happen. Will starred in some Oscar bait and won. The only thing anybody will remember about this is Chris Rock getting slapped in the face by a seething cuck. I predict the Oscars next year will get shittier ratings than this one which is what they fucking deserve.
Is it just me, or did the joke also really suck? At first I thought he was saying she looked like GI Joe but turns out he was referring to some obscure 90s movie?
I'm now convinced that there must be some "laugh now" sign at the Dolby theater because there's no way that raggedy ass joke about an old movie got people laughing.
Whoever told Chris Rock that joke was good enough for the oscars should be fired not because it was offensive but because there's no joke in it
The only reason I remember GI Jane is because I watched it last year on TV while I was bored at work once. The most unbelievable thing about it is that it's directed by Ridley Scott. Like how do you go from Alien and Blade Runner to that?
Hell, Bette Davis and Joan Crawford despised each other yet they never let each other publicly crumble under their rivalry. Granted, social media wasn't around then. But, they knew how to handle each other. God rest their souls.
Social media killed the mystique around celebrity culture. Now we know they're just as vapid, stupid as everyone else.
 
Good job Will, reinforcing the stereotype of black men always defaulting to violence to solve conflict.

Or was this a "Why Will slapping Rock is a good thing starting a conversation about black on black violence"
-- CNN tomorrow
 
Good job Will, reinforcing the stereotype of black men always defaulting to violence to solve conflict.

Or was this a "Why Will slapping Rock is a good thing starting a conversation about black on black violence"
-- CNN tomorrow
Isn't the official CNN narrative that Trump made him do it?
 
Isn't the official CNN narrative that Trump made him do it?
I've actually seen a surprising number of the usual suspects (not on Twitter, fuck Twitter forever, no one cares what anyone says on that platform) state that Will was wrong for being a tard, but that Chris deserved it. @Internet War Criminal insists that Chris' street cred is blown but I'm not sure how much a multimillionaire guy in his late 50s cares about street cred, but even then I don't think I've seen a lot of the terminally scuro folks call out Chris so much as I've seen them call out anyone who would "insult my wife, sheeeeeeit" and then complain in the same breath that "Will should have known it was coming, if that was me I'd have divorced her so long ago!"
 
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