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As seen on Twitter - too funny not to post!
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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Todd Weiss
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During the police report streams, the comment section had women coming out of the woodwork to share their struggles with domestic abuse. Lots of 'sending you hugs,' heart emoji's and 'you're so brave' bullshit. Curiously, many of those women reacted with indifference when Piglet confessed to her attempted meetup after the fact; some were even bitter towards DeeDee. We get it, severing ties with a shitty partner isn't linear, but she knew exactly what Nader was serving and returned for seconds (and thirds). Like the shrews in her comment section, some women actually believe their men don't care about them if they're not getting smacked around and degraded on a regular basis; that's on them. People like Piglet wouldn't know what to do with themselves in a loving, stable relationship. The volatility is too exciting to walk away from.
TLDR: After the first incident, she brought it on herself every time she went back to try and "change him."
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She's Live
OK CRUNCH TIME
Monday 28 March 2022
OK CRUNCH TIME
Monday 28 March 2022
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Leave the kids alone. Leave the housekeeper alone. Don't insult them with your cheap trinkets.
rebel support
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Does Cuba have a fabric and elastic shortage? Cos that's the only reason anyone would want a cheap ass scrunchie. Nothing says supporting local economy like bringing discounted shit over instead of spending there.
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Chantal is leaving comments on Naders newest live “ fresh start” I wasn’t able to get the rest before they got deleted
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No restraining orders (yet) = chemistry
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I keep hoping thinking one day she’ll break a tooth, she opens everything like this. Why she kept ripping the plastic is beyond me.
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Pot - meet kettle.
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Kind of weird that "Chantal's Employer and totally not Chantal" is harassing Nader and DD in his comment section. You'd think an employer would avoid that kind of personal interaction.
TastyColours
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In the past 30 minutes she has managed to put a laptop in her carry-on and her cpap in the suitcase. 
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I propose this to be the anthem of this thread
Happy Birthday you big fat bitch.
Happy Birthday you big fat bitch.
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Who's she trying to convince with that half hearted packing? Even BBJ knows the trip will never happen so she just used the suitcase as new bed.
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Thats more than she could ever pack when leaving Nader's.In the past 30 minutes she has managed to put a laptop in her carry-on and her cpap in the suitcase.
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Did you see what the other comments said?
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This pure lard-filled fantasy of Cuba Beeze was an expensive delusion. She should have just celebrated her Birthday with passta and an entire sheet cake.
Expecting a late afternoon starbeeze (after she sheepishly unpacks her bags in private) where she declares:
- I will miss my cats too much I love my cats
- I slept through my alarm clock, too many edibles hee-hee
- I have angzitee/ muh mentuls / in a dark place because toxic relationship
- I couldn't get medication so I don't have a clot in the sky
- Peetz is depressed and can't be left alone
- Bad wifi and can't stream for my serious business
- Had to go to ER because of pains
- I lost my wallet
Expecting a late afternoon starbeeze (after she sheepishly unpacks her bags in private) where she declares:
- I will miss my cats too much I love my cats
- I slept through my alarm clock, too many edibles hee-hee
- I have angzitee/ muh mentuls / in a dark place because toxic relationship
- I couldn't get medication so I don't have a clot in the sky
- Peetz is depressed and can't be left alone
- Bad wifi and can't stream for my serious business
- Had to go to ER because of pains
- I lost my wallet
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Very optimistic to think she will unpack anything except her c pap whether she goes or not
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I’ve got my money on her sleeping through flight. Either getting rekt on an edible or dozes off while packing.
You KNOW her ass hadn’t set multiple alarms ahead of time to be safe…..
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REECAP of OK CRUNCH TIME (2022/03/28 ) :
Coobeeze is happening, it's HAPPENING!
We are going! We went to the Dollar Store! We are going to crash on the plane but seriously HAVANA TOUR! This is happening. Nose ring is in tight and new cleaner has been bought and we are not sleeping tonight because OHMYGOODNESSLOOKATTHISSTUFF!
Look at all these nice things we got for the native Coobeezian maids! This is so exciting! We are going to Cuba! Look Chantal does NOT think she is better than the people of Cuba she just wants to do nice things.
PeeEeeEEe go sing your Mumtal a Birfday song! Also since Chantal has forgotten her passport if you could find that too, I mean...be a gem dear. Chantal keeps throwing up and she is stressed but we got SWIM SHORTS! She had to get 4x because they don't include the 3x and that isn't fair and it's serious SKINNY PriviLEge! Where is her passport!? DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHERE THE FUPALLO LEFT HER PASSPORT!?
Oh lord where could this darn passport be!?
Look at this AMAZING COVER UP FOR THE BEEZEACH!
Ohmygoshandthisone!
Pee can't fix the printer. But we got THIS TOO AND THEY HAD IT IN HAM BUT OH MY GOSH WE GOT IT IN GREEN!
Those pool boys will get one look of Sultrytal and positively melt. Anywayyyy off to the kitchen to check the junk drawer because a troll has suggested the passport is there. Nope. No dice. Maybe upstairs. It is SO WEIRD this is happening when Chantal has been doing so much prepare for her trip! (
)
NO SING.
The room is filled with the sounds of dainty hooves drumming into the floor upstairs, beating a cacophony through the floor. Punctuated by staccato bursts of hurplegunting. The chair vibrates from the plodding mass of Fupallo.
Gasp gasp pant gasp! Giggle tee hee STOMP! Whinnneee!!!!!!!!!!!! The cats are begging for food. How dare they!
COOBA BEEZE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is so exciting! We have our vaccination card, and our identification, and our passport all in our nice new carrier and we are GOING! This is HAPPENING! Only 7 hours to go! The bank card and credit card are securely nestled in to her new fancy organizer. This is such a great idea. Everything in one easy to snatch place!
Anyway!
A VIB asks if Chimptal has changed over her money or contacted her bank. No. Look we need a new sugar baby and edibles for on the plane. Calm the fuck down. Acting like she hasn't packed and the trip isn't in less than 7 hours and counting. Calm the FUCK DOWN AND BEEZE! Maybe a sugar daddy instead. Maybe...
"I want to be a cat I don't want to be a human anymore, I don't want feelings anymore" Uhm. "I'm only like 86% psychotic" (
) Everyone is being SO SUPPORTIVE! She has this one person she talks to on Instagram that just contacted her out of the blue and has been talking Chantal through everything she has been going through with Nader. They only reach out when she's going through a hard time and she is so appreciative of that one troll person.
"I only have one seat, so, and like planes full so I can't get another seat".
Let's open this new disinfectant for cleaning our piercing with our teeth and PACK FOR COOBA! The VIB are being so good making sure she won't forget her inhaler and has laundry and is ready to go on her trip! ACHOOoOOo.
Mumtal is showering herson daughter with praise and affection since he will be alone for an entire week without her attentions. They are both deeply pleased by their pithy banter. Chantal understands she is not likely to fit but thinks this might be pretty funny. Ha ha. How embarrassing that would be. It's fine whoever is next to her on the plane will be fine.
ANYWAY TO TOUCH ON MODERATIONS! "I want things to be relatively more peaceful but you know some people I don't want to be banned and it's hard because you guys don't know what I want" Chantal has realized that her moderators are terrible and that a lot of the moderators are being ridiculous so only some of the moderators will be SUPER SPESHUL! We are IN SUPPORT OF PEE! PRO TRANS! ALL THE TROONS!
Should we bring this hat?
Look when Chantal feels like talking about things, she will. but not now. We are in a GOOD MOOD. STOP FUCKING WITH ESTRELLA BECAUSE THEY ARE CLEARLY NOT A TROLL AND THIS IS STUPID STOP MODS! You can't bring aerosols on the plane? Really? No aerosols? DO they not let you bring hairspray? Chantal has known for a while about her son's inner conflicts, never like officially but I mean...she's a good Mumtal and she was there to support him. So. Yeah. Here for him. No aerosols on the plane though!? That is weird. Chantal confirms she is fine with men being allowed into women's spaces because they're women. She really doesn't care though this is about CUBA!
No opinions allowed that might hurt the feefee of her goodboi. Time for outfits and laundry! Let's go UPSTAIRS!
No more marijuana! And stop blocking people for GUNRAR. () Look we need to stop blocking people and get ready for Cuba and make sure we are packed and uhm laundry. You can't bring aerosol on a plane?
Chantal has to be at the airport as 6:30am. Let's go upstairs!
PEEEEEEeEe help Chantal carry her luggage! He is the Man! THE MAN! Stay in your own thread troon.
<Snip Pee Not being DEAD>
Time to pack the ZBAP!
In the distance it looms, despite the many quakes, the famines, the Great Chimpening. Through the wisdom of their ancestors they have grown a civilization, forged in a crucible of discarded pizza and tattered Amazon plastic packaging they have proven their worth. The Fruit Fly Tribes flutter tall!
SCP-400# lumbers into view, preparing a simulacrum of humanity.
The unified tribes of the Upper Computer Refuse Range have prepared for this inevitability by peppering the carpet with silica gel bead landmines.
They shall persevere.
BBJ is contemplating shitting in the new luggage:
Pee however is not helping Chantal prepare for her trip, because he isn't DEAD.
<Insert Cat Deflection>
She's pretty much going to live in bathing suits, sundresses, and this sexy red lingerie.
While we don't know if the airplane seat will fit the Great Northern Fupallo that's okay, because if they don't she's just going to upgrade to a bigger seat and we will go somewhere ELSE! (). While is may look like Chantal is just throwing all of the dirty clothes into the suitcase in order to make sure they get on the plane she will actually be washing, drying, and folding them in the hours she has left before heading to the airport! Matching sexy underwear and all!
BJ Qweental wants the airlines to understand that seats are RIDICULOUSLY SMALL. "Suspend your Ooooh she's so self righteous bullshit and your hate for me and come on..." Look she is sure everyone has been through this not everyone is 120lb. SCP-400# is packing light. She's going to scrub her body real good before she goes.
NO SING.
We are gong to pack toiletries! Maybe some GEMS for when we go to the NIGHT CLUB! Condoms!
The empty box will be used to shelter the orphans of the Guntquake of Birfda- NO SING. NO SING THE NADER SONG!
WE ARE GOING TO CUBA IN LESS THAN 6 HOURS! Chantal just realized she FORGOT to get a BRAZILIAN WAX!? ACK! Now she has to ShaveeeEeEeE! This is AWFUL. How will she get all that hot dick?! Chat is moving too fast and the directions for what the moderators are supposed to do keeps changing! Time to switch over to SLOWwWw Mode.
So excited.
Chantal has forgotten she is getting a taxi and is now planning to drive to the airport and be there by 6:30am. () A VIB advises her of the temperatures in Cooba. Oh wait she is going to book a taxi she just needs to go downstairs and get her phone. You know what she's just going to shower quickly and the shave and wax while she's there. Can she bring a razor? Look this is starting to get overwhelming again. SHE IS GOING TO WASH OKAY CALM DOWN. First toiletries need to be packed. Important things like crystals and eyelashes.
"90 degrees in Cuba?!" Love that for her. She is going to wear sunscreen. X. GOING TO COOBEEZA IN A FEW HOURS! GOING TO WORK ON VLOGS! SO CRAZY!
"Do you think people are going to ask me to dance?" X.
A bunch of "Lip shit" and some "really good skincare" is all she is going to need! We're getting there, we're packing, doing this. DOING IT. HYPED FOR CUBA! "My life will still be a dumpster fire but at least it'll be on the beach." Ma'am there's laws against polluting the ocean...Mascara and lip shit and EYELINER AND LASHES! This s going to be great! Why is the ZBAP MASK ON THE FLOOR? Very, highly, exceptionally Stabletal is ready to go.
Valentino perfume and a little bit of vanillery so she smells good. NO SING.
The VIB are regularly attempting to give Chantal good advice on packing, something she should have done days earlier but still does not care about. We need LASH GLUE. The affairs of mere mortals must wait for our Lady of Perpetual Sideboob. Chantal is packing the Vagisil in her regular bag but isn't sure where to put the anti-depressants she hasn't been taking so those will be staying. NO SING.
Chantal will be booking the taxi to show up at 6am for her 6:30 flight. She has yet to actually book said taxi. She's bought some new shoes though that have lots of memory foam for all her walking and they are indeed HAM COLOR!
Look she's been cycling on and off her anti-depressants for years without issue. Calm down VIB. NO FUCKING SING CHANTAL. "I act like I'm on drugs but I'm not" X. Chantal is planning how she will surely boss bitch rat face people on the plane if they are uncomfortable.
<Insert Cat Deflection>
Chantal isn't actually sure when her flight is, she just knows she needs to be there by 6:30. Maybe she should go. She has her normal charger because it will work per the resort. She really needs a short break. The VIB are encouraging her to stay because they know the ways of the the Guntalax when it falls into slumber and cannot even be caught with a normal Gunthorrea Ball. NO SING.
Look she's going to go, for a little bit, but she's going to be BACK! The VIB are letting her know that she previously advised her trip is out of Toronto. "No". X.
Our Lady of Endless Rolls needs to use her phone for some things and get things done and she has to be ready for CUBA! SHE WILL BE BACK LATER! LATER!
ByeeeEEeeEee!
So About Nader Time: He seems like he's good for you.......................
Ma'am Resident Evil would like you to stop cosplaying their characters.
Coobeeze is happening, it's HAPPENING!
We are going! We went to the Dollar Store! We are going to crash on the plane but seriously HAVANA TOUR! This is happening. Nose ring is in tight and new cleaner has been bought and we are not sleeping tonight because OHMYGOODNESSLOOKATTHISSTUFF!
Look at all these nice things we got for the native Coobeezian maids! This is so exciting! We are going to Cuba! Look Chantal does NOT think she is better than the people of Cuba she just wants to do nice things.
PeeEeeEEe go sing your Mumtal a Birfday song! Also since Chantal has forgotten her passport if you could find that too, I mean...be a gem dear. Chantal keeps throwing up and she is stressed but we got SWIM SHORTS! She had to get 4x because they don't include the 3x and that isn't fair and it's serious SKINNY PriviLEge! Where is her passport!? DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHERE THE FUPALLO LEFT HER PASSPORT!?
Oh lord where could this darn passport be!?
Look at this AMAZING COVER UP FOR THE BEEZEACH!
Ohmygoshandthisone!
Pee can't fix the printer. But we got THIS TOO AND THEY HAD IT IN HAM BUT OH MY GOSH WE GOT IT IN GREEN!
Those pool boys will get one look of Sultrytal and positively melt. Anywayyyy off to the kitchen to check the junk drawer because a troll has suggested the passport is there. Nope. No dice. Maybe upstairs. It is SO WEIRD this is happening when Chantal has been doing so much prepare for her trip! (
)NO SING.
The room is filled with the sounds of dainty hooves drumming into the floor upstairs, beating a cacophony through the floor. Punctuated by staccato bursts of hurplegunting. The chair vibrates from the plodding mass of Fupallo.
Gasp gasp pant gasp! Giggle tee hee STOMP! Whinnneee!!!!!!!!!!!! The cats are begging for food. How dare they!
COOBA BEEZE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is so exciting! We have our vaccination card, and our identification, and our passport all in our nice new carrier and we are GOING! This is HAPPENING! Only 7 hours to go! The bank card and credit card are securely nestled in to her new fancy organizer. This is such a great idea. Everything in one easy to snatch place!
Anyway!
A VIB asks if Chimptal has changed over her money or contacted her bank. No. Look we need a new sugar baby and edibles for on the plane. Calm the fuck down. Acting like she hasn't packed and the trip isn't in less than 7 hours and counting. Calm the FUCK DOWN AND BEEZE! Maybe a sugar daddy instead. Maybe...
"I want to be a cat I don't want to be a human anymore, I don't want feelings anymore" Uhm. "I'm only like 86% psychotic" (
) Everyone is being SO SUPPORTIVE! She has this one person she talks to on Instagram that just contacted her out of the blue and has been talking Chantal through everything she has been going through with Nader. They only reach out when she's going through a hard time and she is so appreciative of that one "I only have one seat, so, and like planes full so I can't get another seat".
Let's open this new disinfectant for cleaning our piercing with our teeth and PACK FOR COOBA! The VIB are being so good making sure she won't forget her inhaler and has laundry and is ready to go on her trip! ACHOOoOOo.
Mumtal is showering her
ANYWAY TO TOUCH ON MODERATIONS! "I want things to be relatively more peaceful but you know some people I don't want to be banned and it's hard because you guys don't know what I want" Chantal has realized that her moderators are terrible and that a lot of the moderators are being ridiculous so only some of the moderators will be SUPER SPESHUL! We are IN SUPPORT OF PEE! PRO TRANS! ALL THE TROONS!
Should we bring this hat?
Look when Chantal feels like talking about things, she will. but not now. We are in a GOOD MOOD. STOP FUCKING WITH ESTRELLA BECAUSE THEY ARE CLEARLY NOT A TROLL AND THIS IS STUPID STOP MODS! You can't bring aerosols on the plane? Really? No aerosols? DO they not let you bring hairspray? Chantal has known for a while about her son's inner conflicts, never like officially but I mean...she's a good Mumtal and she was there to support him. So. Yeah. Here for him. No aerosols on the plane though!? That is weird. Chantal confirms she is fine with men being allowed into women's spaces because they're women. She really doesn't care though this is about CUBA!
No opinions allowed that might hurt the feefee of her goodboi. Time for outfits and laundry! Let's go UPSTAIRS!
No more marijuana! And stop blocking people for GUNRAR. (
) Look we need to stop blocking people and get ready for Cuba and make sure we are packed and uhm laundry. You can't bring aerosol on a plane?Chantal has to be at the airport as 6:30am. Let's go upstairs!
PEEEEEEeEe help Chantal carry her luggage! He is the Man! THE MAN! Stay in your own thread troon.
<Snip Pee Not being DEAD>
Time to pack the ZBAP!
In the distance it looms, despite the many quakes, the famines, the Great Chimpening. Through the wisdom of their ancestors they have grown a civilization, forged in a crucible of discarded pizza and tattered Amazon plastic packaging they have proven their worth. The Fruit Fly Tribes flutter tall!
SCP-400# lumbers into view, preparing a simulacrum of humanity.
The unified tribes of the Upper Computer Refuse Range have prepared for this inevitability by peppering the carpet with silica gel bead landmines.
They shall persevere.
BBJ is contemplating shitting in the new luggage:
Pee however is not helping Chantal prepare for her trip, because he isn't DEAD.
<Insert Cat Deflection>
She's pretty much going to live in bathing suits, sundresses, and this sexy red lingerie.
While we don't know if the airplane seat will fit the Great Northern Fupallo that's okay, because if they don't she's just going to upgrade to a bigger seat and we will go somewhere ELSE! (
). While is may look like Chantal is just throwing all of the dirty clothes into the suitcase in order to make sure they get on the plane she will actually be washing, drying, and folding them in the hours she has left before heading to the airport! Matching sexy underwear and all!
BJ Qweental wants the airlines to understand that seats are RIDICULOUSLY SMALL. "Suspend your Ooooh she's so self righteous bullshit and your hate for me and come on..." Look she is sure everyone has been through this not everyone is 120lb. SCP-400# is packing light. She's going to scrub her body real good before she goes.
NO SING.
We are gong to pack toiletries! Maybe some GEMS for when we go to the NIGHT CLUB! Condoms!
The empty box will be used to shelter the orphans of the Guntquake of Birfda- NO SING. NO SING THE NADER SONG!
WE ARE GOING TO CUBA IN LESS THAN 6 HOURS! Chantal just realized she FORGOT to get a BRAZILIAN WAX!? ACK! Now she has to ShaveeeEeEeE! This is AWFUL. How will she get all that hot dick?! Chat is moving too fast and the directions for what the moderators are supposed to do keeps changing! Time to switch over to SLOWwWw Mode.
So excited.
Chantal has forgotten she is getting a taxi and is now planning to drive to the airport and be there by 6:30am. (
) A VIB advises her of the temperatures in Cooba. Oh wait she is going to book a taxi she just needs to go downstairs and get her phone. You know what she's just going to shower quickly and the shave and wax while she's there. Can she bring a razor? Look this is starting to get overwhelming again. SHE IS GOING TO WASH OKAY CALM DOWN. First toiletries need to be packed. Important things like crystals and eyelashes. "90 degrees in Cuba?!" Love that for her. She is going to wear sunscreen. X. GOING TO COOBEEZA IN A FEW HOURS! GOING TO WORK ON VLOGS! SO CRAZY!
"Do you think people are going to ask me to dance?" X.
A bunch of "Lip shit" and some "really good skincare" is all she is going to need! We're getting there, we're packing, doing this. DOING IT. HYPED FOR CUBA! "My life will still be a dumpster fire but at least it'll be on the beach." Ma'am there's laws against polluting the ocean...Mascara and lip shit and EYELINER AND LASHES! This s going to be great! Why is the ZBAP MASK ON THE FLOOR? Very, highly, exceptionally Stabletal is ready to go.
Valentino perfume and a little bit of vanillery so she smells good. NO SING.
The VIB are regularly attempting to give Chantal good advice on packing, something she should have done days earlier but still does not care about. We need LASH GLUE. The affairs of mere mortals must wait for our Lady of Perpetual Sideboob. Chantal is packing the Vagisil in her regular bag but isn't sure where to put the anti-depressants she hasn't been taking so those will be staying. NO SING.
Chantal will be booking the taxi to show up at 6am for her 6:30 flight. She has yet to actually book said taxi. She's bought some new shoes though that have lots of memory foam for all her walking and they are indeed HAM COLOR!
Look she's been cycling on and off her anti-depressants for years without issue. Calm down VIB. NO FUCKING SING CHANTAL. "I act like I'm on drugs but I'm not" X. Chantal is planning how she will surely boss bitch rat face people on the plane if they are uncomfortable.
<Insert Cat Deflection>
Chantal isn't actually sure when her flight is, she just knows she needs to be there by 6:30. Maybe she should go. She has her normal charger because it will work per the resort. She really needs a short break. The VIB are encouraging her to stay because they know the ways of the the Guntalax when it falls into slumber and cannot even be caught with a normal Gunthorrea Ball. NO SING.
Look she's going to go, for a little bit, but she's going to be BACK! The VIB are letting her know that she previously advised her trip is out of Toronto. "No". X.
Our Lady of Endless Rolls needs to use her phone for some things and get things done and she has to be ready for CUBA! SHE WILL BE BACK LATER! LATER!
ByeeeEEeeEee!
Ma'am Resident Evil would like you to stop cosplaying their characters.
MamaSan
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Chantal stalking Nads some more before going to Cuba 
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