Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Drowningman]

He has been editing his ig follow list of ethots and added a few more cheerleaders over the last few days so at some point we should get some milk from that.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

He has been editing his ig follow list of ethots and added a few more cheerleaders over the last few days so at some point we should get some milk from that.

I love his comments on cheerleader's posts. It's either him getting mad at them for having boyfriends/fathers/brothers, or other people commenting on their posts.

Has he ever asked cheerleaders if they do "meet ups", because it seems that Russ thinks every woman prostitutes themselves on the DL.

 

[TractorGirl]

I love his comments on cheerleader's posts. It's either him getting mad at them for having boyfriends/fathers/brothers, or other people commenting on their posts.

Has he ever asked cheerleaders if they do "meet ups", because it seems that Russ thinks every woman prostitutes themselves on the DL.

I’m re-reading the thread from the start, am at page 500ish and the amazing thing is, you can pick a page from 1-10000 and it’s like he’s living on a loop. He’s either creeping, suing or reeing.

 

[Drowningman]

I love his comments on cheerleader's posts. It's either him getting mad at them for having boyfriends/fathers/brothers, or other people commenting on their posts.

Has he ever asked cheerleaders if they do "meet ups", because it seems that Russ thinks every woman prostitutes themselves on the DL.

Oh especially on Juliafife a former Dallas maverick cheerleader now a Dallas fox News reporter.
He straight out asked about a meet up a couple of weeks ago
He keeps trying to get a woman but always fails.

 

[Da Dude123]

Everyone talking about whether Russ is gonna drop "She Don’t Like Guys" meanwhile I'm STILL waiting for "Right Here Right Here (Russ Greer Russ Greer" to hit the airwaves

I hope he includes another special message video along with it. The last one was teriffic. "People often ask me who is Yovanna. Well, Yovanna is a model and social media influencer." And he mentions being passionate about chocolate. Close captions are necessary to understand his mush mouth hobgoblin speech.

With the war in the Ukraine and the sanctions on Russia, he may have a tough time finding female actors on FIVR to act in his nice guys video.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I hope he includes another special message video along with it. The last one was teriffic. "People often ask me who is Yovanna. Well, Yovanna is a model and social media influencer." And he mentions being passionate about chocolate. Close captions are necessary to understand his mush mouth hobgoblin speech.

With the war in the Ukraine and the sanctions on Russia, he may have a tough time finding female actors on FIVR to act in his nice guys video.

I think you’ll find he has much “resoect” for chocolate, actually. You know, like many humanoids do. Absolutely natural sounding and not at all stilted or put in in a vague attempt at humour. Excuse me, I just cracked a funny etc.

It wouldn’t matter if Russ were the hottest looking guy in the USA, he just consistently comes across so alien.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I think you’ll find he has much “resoect” for chocolate, actually. You know, like many humanoids do. Absolutely natural sounding and not at all stilted or put in in a vague attempt at humour. Excuse me, I just cracked a funny etc.

It wouldn’t matter if Russ were the hottest looking guy in the USA, he just consistently comes across so alien.

He definitely sounds like a fucking alien life form trying to imitate human speech patterns.

"How do you do fellow hu-mons. Suck me my penis now."

 

[DrJonesHat]

I love his comments on cheerleader's posts. It's either him getting mad at them for having boyfriends/fathers/brothers, or other people commenting on their posts.

Has he ever asked cheerleaders if they do "meet ups", because it seems that Russ thinks every woman prostitutes themselves on the DL.

He thinks every woman who uses her appearance to make money is selling sex. He gets genuinely confused when an Instagram model or whoever explicitly states she doesn't sell sex.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

He definitely sounds like a fucking alien life form trying to imitate human speech patterns.

"How do you do fellow hu-mons. Suck me my penis now."

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That would actually make a good album cover.

He thinks every woman who uses her appearance to make money is selling sex. He gets genuinely confused when an Instagram model or whoever explicitly states she doesn't sell sex.

Then he sues them for false advertising and misrepresentations.

 

[Constellationzero]

And he mentions being passionate about chocolate.

Much reosect.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Much reosect.

Much resoect.

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[Cilleystring]

That would actually make a good album cover.

Remember back in the day buying CDs where you'd get the booklet with the lyrics and pictures of the band etc.

With Russell Greer and The Accommodations the entire booklet is pics of Russ with hookers and other women who look very uncomfortable, maybe some bonus gym selfies and a cartoon about Taylor Swift betraying him.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Remember back in the day buying CDs where you'd get the booklet with the lyrics and pictures of the band etc.

With Russell Greer and The Accommodations the entire booklet is pics of Russ with hookers and other women who look very uncomfortable, maybe some bonus gym selfies and a cartoon about Taylor Swift betraying him.

It should come with an autographed Russ Halloween wooing mask, like Michael Meyers or something, complete with a built-in voice auto-slurrer. Put it on and dazzle the ladies! This Halloween, become The Russ, and make all the jerks learn to Fear the Greer(TM)!

 

[DrJonesHat]

Oh especially on Juliafife a former Dallas maverick cheerleader now a Dallas fox News reporter.
He straight out asked about a meet up a couple of weeks ago
He keeps trying to get a woman but always fails.

He thinks he's being subtle and respectful by using hooker code instead of just flat-out saying "wanna fuck me for money." Maybe some of these no meet up women would meet a guy for sex for money if the price was right or the guy was famous or really, really handsome, but Russ is pretty much broke all the time, he's infamous, and we don't need to talk about his appearance. The only way he's going to get a really attractive woman to fuck him at all is if he wins the fucking lottery AND she suffers a serious head injury shortly before he propositions her.

If I'm reading the dates right, he's now off probation, but according to him filming on the new season of AGT starts next week sometime so it looks like he's not getting on this time, even if the judge were to OD on molly and rule in his favor.

 

[Constellationzero]

He thinks he's being subtle and respectful by using hooker code instead of just flat-out saying "wanna fuck me for money."

I've always thought that, no, that's literally how this SPED talks. His whole mindset and outlook are skewed. I believe he uses hooker speak, and I believe he thinks he's being clever and maybe getting one over on da 'gram, but I think that's really how he just interacts with women. Zero idea at all on how to talk normally because no way to conceptualize something you never do, and have never done.

 

[Pee Cola]

If I'm reading the dates right, he's now off probation, but according to him filming on the new season of AGT starts next week sometime so it looks like he's not getting on this time, even if the judge were to OD on molly and rule in his favor.

Y'know... whilst I'm just as keen to see the judge make their ruling as everybody else is, I don't mind if it takes a few more weeks to be handed down. The longer it takes, the more consumed by FOMO Russhole will be, thus further rustling his jimmies. The more rustled the jimmies, the more hilarious the resultant chimpout will be once the ruling is finally made.

 

[AnOminous]

Y'know... whilst I'm just as keen to see the judge make their ruling as everybody else is, I don't mind if it takes a few more weeks to be handed down. The longer it takes, the more consumed by FOMO Russhole will be, thus further rustling his jimmies. The more rustled the jimmies, the more hilarious the resultant chimpout will be once the ruling is finally made.

Imagine him getting increasingly frantic as the deadline he set for the court to rule in his favor approaches, or even comes and goes. Russ utterly fails to grasp that a federal court could give two shits what you consider an emergency.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Imagine him getting increasingly frantic as the deadline he set for the court to rule in his favor approaches, or even comes and goes. Russ utterly fails to grasp that a federal court could give two shits what you consider an emergency.

Maybe we'll get a hilarious emergency motion out of it?

Y'know... whilst I'm just as keen to see the judge make their ruling as everybody else is, I don't mind if it takes a few more weeks to be handed down. The longer it takes, the more consumed by FOMO Russhole will be, thus further rustling his jimmies. The more rustled the jimmies, the more hilarious the resultant chimpout will be once the ruling is finally made.

The problem is that he doesn't seem to post to his Facebook anymore, and he really doesn't rant about anything on his Instagram except about the fact women who are way out of his league keep ignoring him. I would bet that he files a motion to reconsider once the motion to compel is granted.

 

[Pee Cola]

The problem is that he doesn't seem to post to his Facebook anymore, and he really doesn't rant about anything on his Instagram except about the fact women who are way out of his league keep ignoring him.

True, but...

I would bet that he files a motion to reconsider once the motion to compel is granted

... which is where the real milk will be.

 

[Butters scotch]

I'm getting itchy, I need another hit of pure insanity delivered in the form of court documents.