DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[RaidenAUndertale]

Wait...Kat was on TV in a kids show? More info pls?

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Wait...Kat was on TV in a kids show? More info pls?

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQjIKgDh6zg

 

[Chernabog3000]

I still can’t get over the fact he chose to play Skyrim on the series x with zero mods so he wouldn’t miss out on achievements.

Especially considering alot of the buggy shit he complains about is easily fixed with 1 or 2 "patch" mods that don't change the game in any way besides fixing all the shit bestheda neglects.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

As for why i think she isn't living with him? I have no evidence. Just theories. Read at your own risk.

Spoiler: Jigsaw Piece time

From moment one its been suspect. I just don't understand how she could have a whole youtube and just delete it. A twitter and Instagram and its gone. A fucking appearence as an OWL ON A KID'S TV SHOW. And we hear nothing about this woman as if she dropped off the face of the earth. I know her name is own his tax documents as his spouse. I'm sure they are married unless DSP commited major fraud. Its just peculiar how all we see is a slapped together wedding photo and a picture from behind her back which could literally be anything. And the way he talks about her. Anytime anything goes wrong off strean its her fault. Vaccuum broke? Kat did it. Sink clogged? Kat's fault. Shower broken? Kat got the handle stuck. Exercise broke. Kat did it. Like a kid with an imaginary friend.
DSP what did you do with Kat today? Oh we watched youtube and ate. We went shopping and i watched her play video games. And now we have this little hint. He doesn't even know if she wants kids. Despite the fact as someone said, she said 'no' on stream. I know. Its autistic. Its conspiracy. Its the only way i can rationalise it.

I think it can mostly be explained by Kat being a somewhat damaged woman, who probably had a difficult life. She started talking to Phil, he had money, she didn't. He had a few stipulations and she wasn't really in a position to bargain. Also, there is a difference between how Phil presents his relationship to his audience (based on what he thinks is mature/normal) and what he actually wants from a relationship. Their relationship probably isn't that bad, for them at least. Phil gets what he wants and Kat gets what she wants.

I think the only reason she'll leave is if something forces her out. She is in a pretty expensive area, working a part time job and doesn't know many people in the area (as far as we know). It's not like she has someone to call to bail her out or skills she can rely on. She probably wants a home, food and something fun to do. And she has it.

Also the person in that video isn't her.

 

[Lazycunt]

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"you made a lot during the daystream"
"do you work for free? 'Oh, I made a lot of money during the day so I'll do a freebie during the night.' I mean I like gaming, but I'm here to earn money. I could be spending time with my family right now"

He's acting like this a 9 to 5 job that he has a safe income your a streamer phill the big tips do in fact make up for the small tips.
You slimey cunt

 

[Mature Adult]

Hearing him talk about custom thumbnails is really triggering me. He talks about likes, engagement, thumbnails etc, like hes brand new to YouTube. Hes been on there since 2008. Motherfucker, you should have been doing all this since day 1.

Imagine if his YouTube channel never declined and innovation from other game streamers never happened. We could be talking about DSP's 800 part playthrough of Elden Ring, all captured by his shitty camcorder pointed at his TV.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

"If you follow me because you like dramas, look no further! My prestream will make you feel like at home and please, if you can, tip me!"

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God imagine what innocently following someone because you thought they said something halfway decent then getting bombarded the next few days about pleas tuning into his streams, tipping, and of course CHILL

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

"If you follow me because you like dramas, look no further! My prestream will make you feel like at home and please, if you can, tip me!"

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This is what I was waiting for. Though I can't tell if he's giddy about new followers, or nervous. I mean, his twitter presence is really polarizing compared to on demand live content creating gamer Phil.

No way he's going to present himself as twitter Phil for the whole duration by being Silly Little Whimsical Man Blowing Bubbles, Giggling and Playing with his Cat. Eventually it's just going to be guys give me money and Jasper, JASPER GET DOWN FROM THE TV STAND.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

"If you follow me because you like dramas, look no further! My prestream will make you feel like at home and please, if you can, tip me!"

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New viewer:
-Man this guy sure burps/snorts/smacks a lot its kind of gross
-Why can't i talk in his chat? Wait! I need to wait HOW LONG?
-Why hasnt he played the game yet?
-He just yelled at that guy for asking a simple question wtf?
-WHY IS HE STILL ASKING FOR MONEY??

And here is what they will see after subbing

Spoiler: Islamic Khantent

New Viewer has unsubscribed

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

JASPER GET DOWN FROM THE TV STAND.

ALL RIGHT BUSTER YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!!

Anyway, I am certainly expecting Phil to do something like this again when something absolutely jaw dropping happens whilst he's sipping on the gin bottle, he really couldn't help himself the moment it just happened to pop up right on the trending tab.

Interestingly as people have pointed out, putting aside those 150 plus new accounts that followed Phil (and let's be honest a lot of them could be bots which are still prettying rampant across twitter) most of those sort of people who followed him because he got the "ratio" right will immediately unfollow Phil once they realise the sort of content he tweets out.

He clearly wants to waffle on his podcasts till the cows come home when mentioning things he can easily pigsplain about for the dents, but he doesn't do that at all on twitter, it is 45% boring bland stream schedule images, 30% uploading video tweets, 10% going live tweets with the slew of others being whale calls, unoriginal gaming opinion rants or submissively responding to blue check mark "sirs" and "madams".

He has no actual meaningful content on his socials if you aren't actually an avid stream watcher, and since his account is in lockdown, you can hardly engage with the guy because he's afraid of trolls.

So if Phil is going to try and use this tactic again in the future to grab as much attention as possible, oh yeah he'll do what he's always done here, but his efforts will ultimately be fruitless.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

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"you made a lot during the daystream"
"do you work for free? 'Oh, I made a lot of money during the day so I'll do a freebie during the night.' I mean I like gaming, but I'm here to earn money. I could be spending time with my family right now"

wow Did fuckface really say this?

He really does want this whole streaming thing to have some sort of guaranteed minimum income per hour, dude you are a street performer ,only online you get what you get. If you want a steady income get a real job.

I don't think the regular late streams are long for this world, oh and of course massive X on the whole "I could be spending time with my family right now". Well he could but that is not what he would have used that time for.

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So I found and ahn demand VOD of an illegal Reeestream and listened to this retardation.

Phil really does think of his daystream as "one full day of work" and the late stream as a "night shift". Fucking hell it's even worse than I thought.

And as @Piece of Peace pointed out during his CRIMINAL activity, Phil is not working for somebody for an hourly wage or on a contract, so Phil thinking it should work as such is just wow

 

[bajagoogoo]

"If you follow me because you like dramas, look no further! My prestream will make you feel like at home and please, if you can, tip me!"

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I'm just waiting for DSP's brain to finally process that it took a little over 14 years for him to go viral and it was on a platform he can't make money on.

 

[architects]

Christ…only Phil. Makes over 200 bucks on his first stream…proceeds to make a slow stream tweet and go into a discussion about the value of tipping for the late part. These begging streams before his day off are becoming so telling…dudes on the struggle bus for real.

 

[UaineRunei]

"If you follow me because you like dramas, look no further! My prestream will make you feel like at home and please, if you can, tip me!"

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What would probably happen if a new follower decides to check his streams:

"Hey, it's that dude from the Twitter post about the Oscars! I mean, I like games, so I will give it a shot. Let's see... Oh look, he's streaming right now!" *Clicks the stream*

The stream: "I AM A FUCKING HEDGEHOG AND I HAVE SPIKES ON MY BACK, OH SHIT! SUPERFUCKINGSPEEDBOOST AAAAAHHH UUUGGHH BBLBLBBLBL I'M HAVING A SEIZURE"

"...what?"

Also the stream: "FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MOTHER! YOUR SISTER AND YOUR BROTHER! BEASTIALITY! IT'S WHAT SONIC IS ALL ABOUT THIS DAYS! FUCK YOU! YOU DUMB HOE!"

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Hey to the detractors that wonder why phil isnt trolled harder or have shit come down on him like other cows when they say something stupid because you think hes protected

He just gave you another sliver platter...



You know how twitter types are about an ignorant white man arrogantly dismissing a me too moment.

Just putting that out there...

 

[Eekum Bokum]

And once Phil gets whiff of Coffeezilla - and his work of exposing scams, oh boy! He's worked with Muta to uncover the "Save the Kids" bitcoin that some of Faze Clan and that piece of shit, RiceGum sponsored. In a TL;DC, it was a pump and dump that got dropped faster than bugged dodging mechanics.

Dude is pretty ruthless on exposing the bullshit that influencers try to shell out crap to their fans. Like I mentioned before, he's done pieces on every "influencer" piece of shit out there: IcePosiden, RiceGum, Lana Rhodes, Logan and Jake Paul, etc...

My best guess? Coffeezilla got whiff of DSP somehow, decided to do a little digging and started following DSP to see "what this dude is really about", grab screenshots to "prove" the scam, etc...Coffee likes to screen grab tweets of someone he's doing an investigation before he gets blocked and dude is like a pitbull when it comes to uncovering the bullshit.

If my hypothesis is correct, Phil is in for a WORLD of hurt. To expose Phil to a MAINSTREAM audience, especially to Coffeezilla fans, oh boy! Phil will bounce back, because that's what Phil does. You can't kill the roach completely, but to bring more eyes to the scam, that puts the fear of God into the pig.

Its more likely that he saw phil's tweet to the oscars and just decided to follow not knowing who he is. Not to say your wrong but it's just more likely, I just don't think Coffee would bother investigating phil's scams at this point, he has bigger fish to fry.

 

[AckedyAckTheThird]

"Why can't we, at this point in history, demand that FromSoft make a game engine that's fair and makes fucking sense? (...) Make the engine make sense, at least make it equivalent. Not 'It's so ridiculously one-sided every enemy magically passes through every wall, but then when you go to the wall you bounce off and can't ever hit anyone.'"

Add 'game engine' to the list of things DSP doesn't have a single fucking clue about. How can you be a video game streamer for over a decade and know absolutely nothing about anything, including video games? But yeah, go on about how FromSoft doesn't know anything about creating video games when you don't even know what the fuck a 'game engine' is you moron.

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

Hey to the detractors that wonder why phil isnt trolled harder or have shit come down on him like other cows when they say something stupid because you think hes protected

He just gave you another sliver platter...

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You know how twitter types are about an ignorant white man arrogantly dismissing a me too moment.

Just putting that out there...

I'm surprised he even responded to her considering she doesn't have a blue checkmark next to her name.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I'm surprised he even responded to her considering she doesn't have a blue checkmark next to her name.

I think he's letting the 100 new twitter followers get to his head and now he thinks he's the messiah blue check that took down the academy of arts and science, as well as a gold statue (it's how he put it, not the statue bit I don't think he knows the oscar is the statue, not the organization) on twitter and a nobody dared to question the great DSP in his own thread.

It's like when he gets a money buff and a whale says something "out of line"

 

[Iron Hamster]

The beautiful thing about this "viral tweet" DSP has going, is that he doesn't actually want to be the kind of streamer he claims to be. He wants clout in any way he can get, just like every other bottom feeding streamer like him. It's beautiful and hilarious.

If he was the comedian he thinks he is, he could have scored big with the hash #blacklivesslapper instead of the minuscule .02% of the population.

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"you made a lot during the daystream"
"do you work for free? 'Oh, I made a lot of money during the day so I'll do a freebie during the night.' I mean I like gaming, but I'm here to earn money. I could be spending time with my family right now"

But you've said numerous times just recently it's not about money. So go spend time wth your family. I personally think it's a waste to fly across country overnight when you can't afford it.