Shitty Beauty Hacks & Bad Advice You've Seen Online or Heard IRL - How do I make my hair grow faster? How do I get rid of stretch marks? How do I whiten my teeth naturally? Etc.

the only secret to anti-aging is antigravity.

and not smoking
What about sunscreen, healthy diet and exercise? Bone broth? Actives like vitamin c, retinol, peptides etc?
I can't believe no one has mentioned in this thread how many people swear by yeast infection cream for hair growth. It does absolutely nothing, I guess unless you have a yeast infection on your head, in which case you definitely have bigger problems than the length of your hair.
I had no idea people were claiming this. I think seborrheic dermatitis can be caused by yeast but I've never heard of people putting pussy cream on their head. I've heard of using tea tree, zinc pyrithione, nizoral, benzoyl peroxide, piroctone olamine etc. for seb derm on the head. It causes inflammation which I can see leading to hair loss. Is this a tiktok trend? It's common in younger people with oily hair bc a yeast naturally on your skin overgrows and feeds off of sebum. It can be controlled by good hygiene, a lot of the time. IDK if Monistat can treat this particular kind of fungus. TIL, tik tokers are bunch of greasy kids.
Since you got a reply recently I gotta drop my 2c: there's nothing wrong with the brand with that actual name, it's not a soap, it's pH balanced for that area and explicitly tells you it's for external use only. The only thing possibly off is the marketing language and the scent but it has an unscented version and no product, not even those moon cups bluntly say they're for your vagina on the front. You hate stupid douching products but how do you know that's how your roommate uses whatever her product was and that she uses it incorrectly? That shit works for me just fine when I don't want to bleed all over a bar I don't feel like dropping.
Yeah, I would say the marketing and fragrance added are the biggest problems. It's good they have the right PH for the area.
 
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What about sunscreen, healthy diet and exercise? Bone broth? Actives like vitamin c, retinol, peptides etc?

I had no idea people were claiming this. I think seborrheic dermatitis can be caused by yeast but I've never heard of people putting pussy cream on their head. I've heard of using tea tree, zinc pyrithione, nizoral, benzoyl peroxide, piroctone olamine etc. for seb derm on the head. It causes inflammation which I can see leading to hair loss. Is this a tiktok trend? It's common in younger people with oily hair bc a yeast naturally on your skin overgrows and feeds off of sebum. It can be controlled by good hygiene, a lot of the time. IDK if Monistat can treat this particular kind of fungus. TIL, tik tokers are bunch of greasy kids.

Yeah, I would say the marketing and fragrance added are the biggest problems. It's good they have the right PH for the area.
that too but the literal physical cause of wrinkles and sinking face is... gravity
and the fat breaking down but also gravity
 
I think that people may be genetically prone to photodamage because they don't produce Collagen as much as others. I was a heavy smoker for over 30 years, deep tanner for 20,never drank water or wore sunscreen etc and my skin is flawless. Not flawless for 50, newborn baby flawless. It runs in my family. We don't scar either. Someone else who isn't related to me would look like a walnut no matter what they put on their face living life like that. So maybe I should have worded it a bit differently but I have a heavy head cold and am not sure how 😉
 
I think that people may be genetically prone to photodamage because they don't produce Collagen as much as others. I was a heavy smoker for over 30 years, deep tanner for 20,never drank water or wore sunscreen etc and my skin is flawless. Not flawless for 50, newborn baby flawless. It runs in my family. We don't scar either. Someone else who isn't related to me would look like a walnut no matter what they put on their face living life like that. So maybe I should have worded it a bit differently but I have a heavy head cold and am not sure how 😉
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yea mk
 
Don’t knock it ‘til you try it! (I’m just kidding, do not try this.)

Ah yes. I forgot about the short lived era of semen magic. Every now and then you'll find some kooks such as this chick claiming it tightens skin, makes your hair pretty, and is the panacea of beauty products (and bringing up you can get semen facial therapy in a "spa" in NY...). Course absolutely none of this is scientifically supported, but based on the assumption that just because semen contains some ingredients found in skincare, it'll work like a charm. All semen does for the skin is dry into flakes and make it smell like cum.

There was also another study a while back that got quoted by many men that said semen has antidepressant qualities if creampied. It was later found out that the researcher purposefully threw the study with a small sample size and failed to account that the act of sex itself made people feel better.
 
I desperately want to scream at this woman "It's not the henna making your hair dry and brittle as straw!" The amount of women putting ACV in their hair is disconcerting. But ACV AND lemon juice?! This is next level ignorance.
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was thinking about tinting my dark hair with a bit of henna. Am I better off buying the premade lush bars, or am i better off making it with henna powder, coconut oil, and water?
 
There's no such thing as anti-aging. No one can outrun time. Someday, they'll be lowering your vitamin C soaked corpse into the ground.
Anti-aging, no. But there are definitely steps you can take to avoid prematurely looking like a leather handbag (drink water, wear sunscreen, don't smoke). It won't stop the clock, but no reason not to avoid speeding it up if you're vain.

The most WTF thing I've ever read was a 1 star review of Mr. Clean Magic Erasers. The person writing the review had used them as a facial exfoliator.
I've seen this come up a couple of times too. Scrubbing your face with sandpaper (:_(
 
Anti-aging, no. But there are definitely steps you can take to avoid prematurely looking like a leather handbag (drink water, wear sunscreen, don't smoke). It won't stop the clock, but no reason not to avoid speeding it up if you're vain.


I've seen this come up a couple of times too. Scrubbing your face with sandpaper (:_(
With sandpaper?? Have people lost their minds?
 
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Luckily, my dad caught me doing that about a week into my "new regimen" and told me to knock it off before I destroyed my teeth. In retrospect, my friend's family always had a lot of cavities and I distinctively remember her refusing ice water, ice cream, etc, because it "hurt her teeth," so there's that. I just Googled it and apparently now idiots on TikTok are recommending people do this.

I saw a "beauty hack" recently recommending purple shampoo (as in, the stuff you use if you're blonde and you want to reduce brassy shades) as a tooth whitener, because the purple tint removes yellow from your teeth as well.

Like, we have whitening toothpaste. That exists. And a dozen other treatments. But no, go put fucking shampoo in your mouth instead.
 
Most acne treatments seem to fall under the category of "shitty beauty hacks and bad advice".
If I could have all of the money back that I've ever spent on acne treatments, I'd be able to buy a large beachfront house-- in cash.

The bad advice starts when you hit puberty. The clear skinned parent who tells you to wash with dish soap... that other parent who claims your "bad attitude" is causing it... that relative to tells you proactive is the cure... the multiple online forums that include people who push product after product on you.

Bottom line, in my opinion, is this: if you have a skin issue that doesn't go away with tried-and-true common sense treatment, go to a doctor for it. Even then, this is a crapshoot, as many doctors are useless when it comes to skin issues. If that is the case, find a new doctor. I'd say even if you have no insurance, you're better off paying out-of-pocket for one visit to see a physician versus spending $200+ plus at (insert beauty store here) for some "miracle cure". You're better off getting a cheap antibiotic or topical prescription that has a chance of actually working. Some pharmaceutical companies offer sliding-scale payment programs for uninsured people, so you might be able to get legitimate brand name acne prescriptions for a lower cost if you income qualifies you.

There are also legit dermatology apps online where physicians can give you recommendations based off photographs. I've actually had pretty good luck with these, believe it or not. At least you can show them what the problem is at the time the issue is flaring, versus waiting a few weeks-- and then the problem magically goes away-- only to reappear a day after you've seen the doctor.

Some "acne" is actually seborrheic dermatitis, some "acne" is rosacea, some "acne" can be a sign of some other serious disease. Some "acne" could be cancer! You often need a physician to really pinpoint the cause.

Of course, if you're a woman, people will eventually tell you to go on the pill. If you are a freak like me, even the mildest birth control pills will break you out even more, make you bleed 24/7, and make you gain 10 pounds in a week. They might be worth a try, but STOP them if you start getting bad side effects.

When all was said and done, I needed to take Accutane three times as an adult to get rid of my acne. Even now, I have to use topical spironolactone to keep it at bay (and that was after I took the pill version, which gave me hideous side effects). Luckily I don't have severe cystic acne, and luckily I have many stretches of time where my skin is clear (knocks on wood). The only bright side is that my skin hasn't wrinkled too much even though I'm now officially "middle aged".

Most of the "miracle cures for acne" that are thrown about online make me seethe. This is one of those conditions I truly believe is genetic and can't be "fixed" with any tricks if it's not treatable with run-of-the-mill face washing and the occasional benzoyl peroxide. I often think it's an autoimmune problem for people, but there doesn't seem to be much research on it since it's not "fatal". I suppose the disease reaps more profit than a cure ever could.
 
What about sunscreen, healthy diet and exercise? Bone broth? Actives like vitamin c, retinol, peptides etc?
I still get carded in my 30s and accosted by mall police for not having a guardian during 18+ hours (bigger cities/suburbs do this to prevent hooligans from stealing shit and causing trouble).

My secret is avoiding the outdoors as much as possible or sunscreens with Tinosorb if I have to go outside, not drinking alcohol, not smoking anything/zero drugs, and basic exercise. My diet is shit and it probably doesn't matter. Collagen and other beauty supplements are useless and get destroyed by your stomach acid.

The people I graduated high school with who look much older were chronic tanners, heavy drinkers, and/or smokers (nicotine or pot).

Aging is inevitable though. Fillers can help delay it a bit if done correctly and lightly.
 
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