NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

AirdropShitposts said:
PlanetSmasher is the dude who claims he was a real world victim of Gamergate because someone posted on reddit that he was an idiot for disliking some video game. The next time he tells that story he's probably going to have them busting through his window and tying him down to do it.

PlanetSmasher is the dude who can't handle people in the PlayStation threads making reference to stupid things he's posted in the past to where he not only reports them for "antagonizing other members" but self-requests bans because he can't not spend all day on there obsessing about it.

That wasn't even his first life hating thread of the last 18 months:
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This is how he responds to people who complain about his constant complaining in the PlayStation threads about how nothing interests him:
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Keep busting those kneecaps PlanetSmasher! :jaceknife:
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I actually wouldn't be surprised if they did smash someone's knees. But not in a cool "early 90s Compton thug" kinda way, but rather in a "that weird quiet kid in class had an insane outburst and the school counselor had to get involved" kinda way
 
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Chase Deckard said:
From the OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION:
"It is firstly most important to recognize the largest victim in this scenario: Jada Pinkett Smith. What happened to her last night is that, in a mostly white space, a Black woman was directly targeted by a person in a temporary position of power over her"

I just got so much more stupid after reading this. How the hell did they manage to bring white people in the conversation is unbelievable. "A PERSON". FFS.

A black dude made fun of another black dude's black wife and the black dude smacked the other black dude... yes, but remember, in a mostly white space.

Holy shit.
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I'm not saying everything is crackers, but everything is crackers - Nepenthe
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
They ban people who clearly have English as a second language as "trolls" so often and have for years. A pro-Trump forum probably wouldn't be this hostile to foreign posters. Stormfront probably welcomes neo-Nazis from many countries.
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This really goes to my main criticism of SJW lunatics like this. On the rare occasions they aren't pure whitebread motherfuckers, they couldn't pass the paper bag test or were hyper-privileged all their lives anyway. Yet they want to impose a novel, purely American set of ideas on the whole world, and fuck your culture if you don't want it. That's white supremacy.

Even literal racial separatists endorsing an ethnostate don't want to export their own and generally don't care what people would do in their own ethnostates. Hence, the famous picture of George Lincoln Rockwell and other members of the American Nazi Party peaceably sitting down with the Nation of Islam.

Imagine being more autistic and racist than Nazis and the Nation of Islam.
 
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Not lying about a woman is "downplaying transphobia" now:
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DriveByTrolling said:
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I'm sure this happened.

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We're talking about this self-hating faggot who was crying no one on the "gaming side" of an internet forum likes him before going on to keep apologising for being a burden on everyone.

But he was totes kneecapping homies!
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Can confirm, I hated him during my time there. Loved coming into threads where people were having a good time and being a downer. Glad to see he's still a miserable little sadsack.
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I hope lightning strikes whoever wrote that autistic rant of a staff communication in the Will Smith/Chris Rock thread.


Another coddled celebrity acts like a spoiled brat in public and RetardEra is here to make sure everyone remembers the most important fact: his pronouns are they/them.

Side note: I think I’m gonna end up unable to understand English writing in a few years. This whole using “they” to refer to an autistic individual doesn’t work in my head.
 
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jallsballs said:
that ezra dude is 100% forcing people to use retard pronouns just to troll and be an asshole


and ofcourse resetera eats it up and admonishes people that dont respect his faggot wishes
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I wouldn’t be surprised if more people start using special pronouns if it gets them special treatment. You don’t even have to chop anything off or dress like a retard, plus you get to cry oppression when someone inevitably gets your custom pronouns wrong.
 
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Buying a car is exhausting and soul crushing

Buying a house is soul-crushing, applying for jobs is soul-crushing, going to work is soul-crushing, buying a printer is soul-crushing, looking for apartments is soul-crushing, selling a house is soul-crushing. Is there anything out there that won't crush the fragile souls of these poor posters? Big decisions in life can be hard, but god damn get a little perspective.
 
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Metropolitan said:
Buying a car is exhausting and soul crushing

Buying a house is soul-crushing, applying for jobs is soul-crushing, going to work is soul-crushing, buying a printer is soul-crushing, looking for apartments is soul-crushing, selling a house is soul-crushing. Is there anything out there that won't crush the fragile souls of these poor posters? Big decisions in life can be hard, but god damn get a little perspective.
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They should get a real soul.
 
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jallsballs said:
how did he manage to make that topic without actually finding a racist country song?
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What a retard. It's like he never even heard of Johnny Rebel. And while contrary to urban legend, David Allan Coe was not Johnny Rebel, this guy would probably consider it proof that he was racist too just because he had an innocent song called "Nigger Fucker."
 
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Thread gets posted about white woman "lying" about abuse because Slayven can't read, she gets mocked and lots of jokes, "sounds about white", new story comes out re-confirming abuse that was in the original story, original thread gets locked and new thread created, heroes go out in style:
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AirdropShitposts said:
Thread gets posted about white woman "lying" about abuse because Slayven can't read, she gets mocked and lots of jokes, "sounds about white", new story comes out thread re-confirming abuse that was in the original story, original thread gets locked and new thread created, heroes go out in style:
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That last poster is based. Putting my due diligence ITT for this going-to-be banned poster: F
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
Thread gets posted about white woman "lying" about abuse because Slayven can't read, she gets mocked and lots of jokes, "sounds about white", new story comes out re-confirming abuse that was in the original story, original thread gets locked and new thread created, heroes go out in style:
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Going up against Resetera's thin-skinned jannies? RIP.

Slayven being low IQ has long been known.
 
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