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The mark of the truly great lolcows, when no matter what fantastic situation you come up with, they find a way to surpass your wildest dreams.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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Yeah, she may be beezin' and wheezin' in her hotel room, but she's miles ahead and above Amberlynn Reid or any other lolcow that's a deathfat. The true Chadtal can squeeze herself in a seat to fly to a different country and sort of have sex.
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While on Ocean Beeze, Chinny parted the people on the beach like Moses parting the Red Sea.
These are Biblical Times we're witnessing. Amen Bruthas and Sistas!
These are Biblical Times we're witnessing. Amen Bruthas and Sistas!
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I think the funniest thing is she is actually on some tropical beach where as FFG and CG have to either stream without camera or alter the camera height to hide the fact they are only about 30-40lbs less than gunt is
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The face you make when you scoot your chair forward, slam yourself down, and the noise it makes panics you that it’s about to collapse under your 400lbs.
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In her mind, it’s not a lie if she wasn’t with him when she posted it. And by the time she posted this, she had just left him in a huff because she didn’t get what she wanted. So he was “ew” to her at that moment.
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TL
R: All that needs to be said about Chantal Now and forever. Forever and always, Amen.PEEEEE! Is having hisself a little mental health vaycay I guess since Chantal is nowhere on the North American continent.
Not that he'll take advantage of the opportunity. Still...
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Embedding the actual video these shots were captured from.
CUBA BEEEEEZE WIFI!
Wednesday 30 March 2022
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"That guy was looking at me"......... yeah no shit. A fat smelly braphog jiggling her ham size arm while screeching "ready set beezee" innto her phone, will make any normal person stare.
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This tooth looks like it's about ready to fall right out of her mouth.
worms in your skull
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Incredible. She's at the buffet saying, "Can I please try one of everything (high pitched nervous gunt laugh)...just a little..gracias!)
Just a little, since it looked like the gentleman in the chef's outfit took one look at her and was about to load up her plate
I was not a believer in the Cuba trip at all, but already in two days, the milk is FLOWING.
Just a little, since it looked like the gentleman in the chef's outfit took one look at her and was about to load up her plate
I was not a believer in the Cuba trip at all, but already in two days, the milk is FLOWING.
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She keeps saying thank you in French, not Spanish.
She also keeps grinning & giggling EVERY time the waitress or glass collector walks by.
She giggled like crazy ordering what she wanted at the buffet too.
She also keeps grinning & giggling EVERY time the waitress or glass collector walks by.
She giggled like crazy ordering what she wanted at the buffet too.
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meh, Chantal would do anything Nader told her to do if she thought it might ingratiate herself. Coupled with that, she was drinking, and I'm guessing high on whatever. My question (and true surprise) is, what the hell is DeeDee thinking?
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This is the worst thing the West has inflicted on Cuba since the Bay of Pigs. Also, if she's looking to finance this trip I am sure some refugees would appreciate an upgrade from raft to whale. Edit: New Chantal mix tape just dropped 
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E2: Name a track! I'll go first: Cuban Peetz
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E2: Name a track! I'll go first: Cuban Peetz
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I am 99% positive that she had some kind of "positive" contact with Nader between the Beach Beeze and now. This is very specific behavior for her.
If Nader "forcing her" to eat out DeeDee isn't going to break the cycle, nothing will.
ETA: I can just imagine the conversation. "Is OK we have sess with DeeDee. I no love har, I love YOU. Now, can you send me $500 dollar?" (Her easing up on calling DeeDee a desperate bitch/Chris Farley lookalike, and actually saying it wasn't that bad, is another tell.)
If Nader "forcing her" to eat out DeeDee isn't going to break the cycle, nothing will.
ETA: I can just imagine the conversation. "Is OK we have sess with DeeDee. I no love har, I love YOU. Now, can you send me $500 dollar?" (Her easing up on calling DeeDee a desperate bitch/Chris Farley lookalike, and actually saying it wasn't that bad, is another tell.)
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I feel like I had a lobotomy trying to comprehend the fact that she beezed DooDooDeeDee's clam.
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That or she packed a stash that she was very lucky wasn't discovered at the airport. There is no way alcohol alone will sustain her for a week, and she knows it.
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REECAP of CUBA BEEEEEZE WIFI! (2022/03/30):
RUM PUNCH!
We are washed, we are changed, we are in a GOOD MOOD! THERE ARE HOTTIES EVERYWHERE! Oh my gosh they are so hot. They want her. Keep an eye out! Tons of people are wearing orange, an orange day? Tangerine? "I don't buy anything orange". (
). The VIB have informed Chantal that there may even be KARAOKE! THIS IS SO FUN! People are wearing ORANGE!? Why is everyone wearing ORANGE?!
The room is so much better! Thank goodness that AC was turned on. Now. Poopoos and peepees!
Chantal is going to watch the booze. She had a big poo! "Not like diarrhea out of the ordinary."
She washed her hands. X. "Really well" X "With that little soap!" X.
This was supposed to be a business trip! She needs to answer e-mails and do stuff. Put on some after sun! Get that tan on! She might do a little editing! She hasn't filmed anything for her vlog today! The VIB forget that the nemesis of SCP-400# is the SUN ITSELF and are trying to give her a hard time about only being outside a minimal amount of time. WHateVEr! She will be back tonight for dinner, and clubeezin!
She needs to take care of herself! Outside the comfort zone! WAY OUTSIDE! That's okay though! "Rum punch helps!" (
) She is only stressed about going home what with the customs, the border, the airport, Nader. Sometimes she feels alone, but there's no way she could have handled having a kid and doesn't want one but she needs family, and love, stuff like that. The VIB are being fucking downers.
<Snip VIB Bullshit about Happiness and Spiritual Fulfilment>
When her channel came back it was amazing. "I felt like my grandmother had something to do with it, it felt supernatural or something" (lolwut?) Chantal is still amazed she got her channel back! Look it doesn't matter, it was nice! There was a popup for some kind of warning or whatever about nudity and she didn't get a strike, look she dismissed it. The channel was back, there was BEEZING to be done!
Chantal is crying about her grandmother...X. Life is emotional! So emotional! She cries when she is emotional. The VIB are buying this bullshit is about grams and not NADER. Look sometimes she's selfish and she doesn't mean to be. Okay? We need to figure out dinner or something. The VIB want to continue to talk about boring emotional shit when there's gambling, a 24/7 snack bar, and a 24/7 bar along with ORANGE PARTY TONIGHT.
"I just want people to love me, like I love people, you know? Well I hate people, you know, when I love a person I just want them to love me back the same way" So about Nader...
"Do you like my bra?"
SHE IS GOING TO CLUB BEEZE! We are going to put on the wig and the face crystals, the black dress, get drunk, and FUCKING DANCE!
"Beezamos!"
GUNT OUT!
So About Nader Time: 00:07:18.22
PS:
RUM PUNCH!
We are washed, we are changed, we are in a GOOD MOOD! THERE ARE HOTTIES EVERYWHERE! Oh my gosh they are so hot. They want her. Keep an eye out! Tons of people are wearing orange, an orange day? Tangerine? "I don't buy anything orange". (
). The VIB have informed Chantal that there may even be KARAOKE! THIS IS SO FUN! People are wearing ORANGE!? Why is everyone wearing ORANGE?!After dinner Chantal is going to the beach, she is getting in her swimsuit to watch the sunset. To think. Wait should she think? What do you think!?
"What are those? I want one of those? It was a cocktail" Boozetal is COOBEEZIN! She wants a mojito, or a daiquiri, but I mean...nothing fake tasting. Something delicious.
A waitress has been flagged down. She needs another drink!
A water too though. Tonight we are going to the BEACH! No wait. Chantal is going alone to commune with the sea. She will then get dressed and put on a wig! The VIB are interrupting with ideas for Chantal. She went to the bar, she knows they aren't watering down her drinks they are treating rum like water. Where can she get a BOTTLE OF RUM!? Can she ORDER SOME RUM!? ()
A mortal passes. He stares in wonder at the magnificence of the Great Northern Fupallo.
"I think my haydurs like me, they just like to make fun of me" ()
"Queen Chantal always wins! Beezamos!"
The drink is a little strong but...
"Rum punch!!!!!!!!!"
VIB Sandy & Ang are sending messages and need to fuck off, she needs time. People are sending things on PayPal and she IS NOT LOOKING. WE ARE COOBEEZIN! "Let's go look at the excursions!" Yes BOSS BITCH ARIES SEX WORKER QWEEN! Go visit the cannibal children of Cuba with your scrunchies!
"There's a catamaran excursion!" There's fresh sea food, there's SNORKELING!
"RUM PUNCH!"
This is good for her, she likes this. THIS IS WHAT SHE NEEDED! We are pre-drinking for lunch and checking for our MASK! Woo! RUM PUNCH! "Mask lady! I'll lady you and you'll like it!"
"I'm hammered and you're gonna get it!" (
)
There are older white ladies and they are HITTING ON YOUNGER GUYS! She can do this too! She is BEEZING! There is a guy walking around with a sign that he gives MASSAGES!!!!!! Maybe Our Lady of Perpetual Nashies can get a massage!? Chantal is drunk and confused by the VIB telling her to ask for a happy ending on the massage and is instead talking about the cycles of human emotion. SCP-400# has been using this time to study.
Maybe for her next Beeze Mumtal will take her goodboi to Japan! She took Imodium. Her tummywummy is still hurty wurty.
The citrus are watching,
The plane ride is 16 hours to Japan!? Fuck that! Never going to Japan! NO STUDIO GIHBLI FOR PEE! He has his own fucking thread. A massage though, that would probably be great. Though...Japan does have a Hello Kitty Theme park!!! She would have to plan and be REALLY comfortable for 16 hours.
"Are you going to come to the bathroom with me?"
Where is the bathroom!? Help! Chantal isn't sure how to say bathroom. This is so confusing. "Bahn-Yu? Ban-you? Bomyo? Banjo?" Chantal is being taught remedial Spanish. How to ask for a bathroom, how to ask if someone is single. Is she single? "Yeah I am".
RUM PUNCH!
Chantal really needs to go pee. It's 12:36 and 30C! Lunch is soon and until then we have booze! "Tonight we're going to Beeze at the club we're going to club Beeze!" She has been checking out the fact there are 24 hour bars where we can drink! Everyone is so nice here! So nice! The women are even really nice! "I love helping the-" <SNIP CHANTAL BEING AN ENTITLED WHITE CUNT>
Gonna lose more weight! Get Fupa Removal Surgery!
CHEERS!
"Cheers to Beezin' Years!" ()
Today the plan is going to lunch around 1pm, and then go back to the room to unwind a bit and catch up on some e-mails. E-mails and things. Nader. She is going to go to the beach after dinner to watch the sunset by herself but tonight!? "PARTY LIKE IT'S CUBA BEEZE 2022!!!!!!!!!!!!" Chantal wants to find herself a Miguel who will take her out to a nice real restaurant in town! She wants to go off the beaten path! See things behind the ScEnEs! The resort is just really far away from anything so that she can live in her nice little resort bubble and BEEZE!
The actual restaurants require a reservation and she is just not in the mood for that today. For lunch we get to go to the BUFFET! They will bring her drinks and stuff. "Everything is so much better today!" ()
"Let's go poop and eat lunch and buy gifts!"
If this goes well maybe we can move to JAMAICA! Or just visit for like a month a year...or something. LOOK WE ARE BEEZING! "We should bring Peetz to Zimbabwe. I would love to go to Africa. MmMmmMmm."
"That woman was really gorgeous" like FUD2? Tonight we are going to MINGLE! She feels great. This is so nice. Maybe no more rum punch, or does she like rum? Do we like RUM PUNCH?
()
<Snip VIB Bullshit>
"10 minutes to lunch!" Chantal wants to go to Europe, she loves Middle Eastern Men, she means Eastern Eureopeen Men...hic. THey're atTractive. "I want bread".
"You know whenever you love somebody" Nader. "It's hard to see their flawsss they it wasn't always bad it wasn't always bad" NO SING! "I think Nader is a Scorpio!" Tonight we are doing shots, putting on a WIG, SWAROFISKI! Black dress! Teehheeeheee.
"Maybe instead of blocking people the VIB's just go easy on them tonight if I'm in the right frame of mind I don't care and nobody can change that and flop Era I think you're Julia and Tim and Nader's a Libra? I don't know what Aries and Libra are like together my Aunt is a Libra too WHY ARE PEOPLE WEARING ORANGE?"
"I'm having an orange drink?" She addresses a VIB. "IT'S A RUM PUNCH!"
<Snip Astrology Bullshit>
PEE? Peetz and she are FAMILY. Nothing romantic! Being with her son, it's good for her. She's Mumtal and he's her goodboi and yeah they might get on each other's nerves but...THE BUFFET? Maybe later there's not as many people.
<Snip Astrology Bullshit>
ABOUT FUCKING NADER AND DEEDEE: She is not gay, any type of gay at all. There was nothing actually disgusting about it. Nevermind, wait. Look she doesn't like fooling around with women as much as she used to she just ISN'T GAY AND DOES NOT LIKE VAGINA. She's certainly not gay for DeeDee! The experience solidified it. SoooOo. LUNCH!
"DeeDee's not trans" You'd know.
Let's go!
"What are those? I want one of those? It was a cocktail" Boozetal is COOBEEZIN! She wants a mojito, or a daiquiri, but I mean...nothing fake tasting. Something delicious.
A waitress has been flagged down. She needs another drink!
A water too though. Tonight we are going to the BEACH! No wait. Chantal is going alone to commune with the sea. She will then get dressed and put on a wig! The VIB are interrupting with ideas for Chantal. She went to the bar, she knows they aren't watering down her drinks they are treating rum like water. Where can she get a BOTTLE OF RUM!? Can she ORDER SOME RUM!? (
)A mortal passes. He stares in wonder at the magnificence of the Great Northern Fupallo.
"I think my haydurs like me, they just like to make fun of me" (
)"Queen Chantal always wins! Beezamos!"
The drink is a little strong but...
"Rum punch!!!!!!!!!"
VIB Sandy & Ang are sending messages and need to fuck off, she needs time. People are sending things on PayPal and she IS NOT LOOKING. WE ARE COOBEEZIN! "Let's go look at the excursions!" Yes BOSS BITCH ARIES SEX WORKER QWEEN! Go visit the cannibal children of Cuba with your scrunchies!
"There's a catamaran excursion!" There's fresh sea food, there's SNORKELING!
"RUM PUNCH!"
This is good for her, she likes this. THIS IS WHAT SHE NEEDED! We are pre-drinking for lunch and checking for our MASK! Woo! RUM PUNCH! "Mask lady! I'll lady you and you'll like it!"
"I'm hammered and you're gonna get it!" (
)There are older white ladies and they are HITTING ON YOUNGER GUYS! She can do this too! She is BEEZING! There is a guy walking around with a sign that he gives MASSAGES!!!!!! Maybe Our Lady of Perpetual Nashies can get a massage!? Chantal is drunk and confused by the VIB telling her to ask for a happy ending on the massage and is instead talking about the cycles of human emotion. SCP-400# has been using this time to study.
Maybe for her next Beeze Mumtal will take her goodboi to Japan! She took Imodium. Her tummywummy is still hurty wurty.
The citrus are watching,
The plane ride is 16 hours to Japan!? Fuck that! Never going to Japan! NO STUDIO GIHBLI FOR PEE! He has his own fucking thread. A massage though, that would probably be great. Though...Japan does have a Hello Kitty Theme park!!! She would have to plan and be REALLY comfortable for 16 hours.
"Are you going to come to the bathroom with me?"
Where is the bathroom!? Help! Chantal isn't sure how to say bathroom. This is so confusing. "Bahn-Yu? Ban-you? Bomyo? Banjo?" Chantal is being taught remedial Spanish. How to ask for a bathroom, how to ask if someone is single. Is she single? "Yeah I am".
RUM PUNCH!
Chantal really needs to go pee. It's 12:36 and 30C! Lunch is soon and until then we have booze! "Tonight we're going to Beeze at the club we're going to club Beeze!" She has been checking out the fact there are 24 hour bars where we can drink! Everyone is so nice here! So nice! The women are even really nice! "I love helping the-" <SNIP CHANTAL BEING AN ENTITLED WHITE CUNT>
Gonna lose more weight! Get Fupa Removal Surgery!
CHEERS!
"Cheers to Beezin' Years!" (
)Today the plan is going to lunch around 1pm, and then go back to the room to unwind a bit and catch up on some e-mails. E-mails and things. Nader. She is going to go to the beach after dinner to watch the sunset by herself but tonight!? "PARTY LIKE IT'S CUBA BEEZE 2022!!!!!!!!!!!!" Chantal wants to find herself a Miguel who will take her out to a nice real restaurant in town! She wants to go off the beaten path! See things behind the ScEnEs! The resort is just really far away from anything so that she can live in her nice little resort bubble and BEEZE!
The actual restaurants require a reservation and she is just not in the mood for that today. For lunch we get to go to the BUFFET! They will bring her drinks and stuff. "Everything is so much better today!" (
)"Let's go poop and eat lunch and buy gifts!"
If this goes well maybe we can move to JAMAICA! Or just visit for like a month a year...or something. LOOK WE ARE BEEZING! "We should bring Peetz to Zimbabwe. I would love to go to Africa. MmMmmMmm."
"That woman was really gorgeous" like FUD2? Tonight we are going to MINGLE! She feels great. This is so nice. Maybe no more rum punch, or does she like rum? Do we like RUM PUNCH?
(
)<Snip VIB Bullshit>
"10 minutes to lunch!" Chantal wants to go to Europe, she loves Middle Eastern Men, she means Eastern Eureopeen Men...hic. THey're atTractive. "I want bread".
"You know whenever you love somebody" Nader. "It's hard to see their flawsss they it wasn't always bad it wasn't always bad" NO SING! "I think Nader is a Scorpio!" Tonight we are doing shots, putting on a WIG, SWAROFISKI! Black dress! Teehheeeheee.
"Maybe instead of blocking people the VIB's just go easy on them tonight if I'm in the right frame of mind I don't care and nobody can change that and flop Era I think you're Julia and Tim and Nader's a Libra? I don't know what Aries and Libra are like together my Aunt is a Libra too WHY ARE PEOPLE WEARING ORANGE?"
"I'm having an orange drink?" She addresses a VIB. "IT'S A RUM PUNCH!"
<Snip Astrology Bullshit>
PEE? Peetz and she are FAMILY. Nothing romantic! Being with her son, it's good for her. She's Mumtal and he's her goodboi and yeah they might get on each other's nerves but...THE BUFFET? Maybe later there's not as many people.
<Snip Astrology Bullshit>
ABOUT FUCKING NADER AND DEEDEE: She is not gay, any type of gay at all. There was nothing actually disgusting about it. Nevermind, wait. Look she doesn't like fooling around with women as much as she used to she just ISN'T GAY AND DOES NOT LIKE VAGINA. She's certainly not gay for DeeDee! The experience solidified it. SoooOo. LUNCH!
"DeeDee's not trans" You'd know.
Let's go!
Much like the Kia, Chantal has walked off and left her phone unattended.
She doesn't want to show up to the buffet right at one though...I mean...that might seem desperate. Look. B-R-BEEZE.
SCP-400# has returned to their natural habitat, the bathroom, or bany0s. To avoid being photographed in a mirror not washing it's hooves a technical difficulty has erupted.
<buFFerINg>
We're back! Faking washing our hands!
SCP-400# is gloating at not being caught in a mirror.
"What is an orange party? Everyone is wearing orange?" it is like a foam party, they blow foam and it's a big party. She should go. Nope. CLUB BEEZE! The dining area is for the ORANGE party and she has no ORANGE.
Buffet it is!
"Mmm orange"
Chantal momentarily asks a man to watch her table and then realizes she wants FOOD!
"Oh yum" Ham.
"LOOK AT ALL THIS BREAD"
We are eating FIRST DINNER AND THEN HITTING THE BUFFET AGAIN!!!
Warm bread, two pats of butter, chorizo. "MmmMmMmm oh MmMmMmM"
"mMMmmm ooojmmmmmMMmpphhh"
Tonight she shall put on the bathing suit, go into the ocean, and just float. We are forgetting about yesterday. No. Wait. We need to recognize the VALIDITY OF OUR FEELINGS! Today though this is so much better. "It's amazing right now." ()
"This is REAL CHORIZO!"
EVERYTHING IS ALL INCLUSIVE! INCLUSIVE! You get a bracelet! YOU ARE GOOD! This food is sooOoOo good. These drinks are so smooth. FLOATING IN THE OCEAN! Everything is delicious!
"I'm going live at the club tonight and we're going to club Beeze! I'm going to get TIPSY!" RUM PUNCH!
ROUND 2! FIGHT!
They have SOUP! SOUP! OMG!
"THIS IS MY SOUP!"
GUNRAR MUST FEAST!
The table is set.
Is it good?
"Mmmohyesmmmmverygood!"
Some VIB Joni had a Discord but they deleted it and Chantal did not use it but I mean whatever, keep it, she doesn't care. She just wants to BEEZE!
SCP-400# detaches their jaw to consume Pollo con Arroz.
The soup is divine. The food is still a little bland. Probably because there are huwhite people. Oh well. NEXT BEACH BEEZE IS TWO PIECE! Chantal is LARPing a "Beezercon". Look she feels like she is on VACATION! She is feeling looked after! Things were stressful yesterday and chaotic but everything is so much more calm. "I feel drunk" RUM PUNCH!
After lunch she needs to rest to avoid heat stroke. The buffet is her every day choice she doesn't need reservations. The broth is SoOOoOoo good! It's important to pace your Beezin!
"I'm full, almost. Maybe just some more chorizo and cheese."
<SNIP VIB BULLSHIT>
"I'm not going to to go the orange party, wait do you think I should? Do you wanna go!?" () A mood is coming on. The VIB are encouraging Chantal to do boring old lady shit like Face-Time with Pee. Strong independent Aries do not need to message their son. She probably just needs a nap. "I can answer e-mails and do stuff" Stalk Nader.
The second orange drink was just Fanta! She didn't like it. It was no RUM PUNCH! We need to go back to the room! Chantal has been awkwardly making comments about women being attractive to make it clear that the issue is likely just DumDumDeeDeeDooDoo and NOT that she is not and has NEVER been into women.
She's being healthy! "I'm on vacation, I want to treat my body well!"
Before leaving Chantal checks on dinner, they've advised that the buffet does not actually serve supper. Where is she going to have a meal!? Fuck. We need to go find out where DINNER IS GOING TO BE!
There are too many people here! Maybe the room! THE ROOM! She will come out around dinner time and just ask huwhite people. There's too much! Hurplegunting. HUFF HUFF.
"Everything is uphill and I'm full of..."
"RUM PUNCH"
Chantal has discovered the 24/7 snack bar and the Italian restaurant! It's hot! She will come back later! "Holy fuck holy fuck I need AC right now!"
<Snip RAPID Hurplegunting>
She doesn't want to show up to the buffet right at one though...I mean...that might seem desperate. Look. B-R-BEEZE.
SCP-400# has returned to their natural habitat, the bathroom, or bany0s. To avoid being photographed in a mirror not washing it's hooves a technical difficulty has erupted.
<buFFerINg>
We're back! Faking washing our hands!
SCP-400# is gloating at not being caught in a mirror.
"What is an orange party? Everyone is wearing orange?" it is like a foam party, they blow foam and it's a big party. She should go. Nope. CLUB BEEZE! The dining area is for the ORANGE party and she has no ORANGE.
Buffet it is!
"Mmm orange"
Chantal momentarily asks a man to watch her table and then realizes she wants FOOD!
"Oh yum" Ham.
"LOOK AT ALL THIS BREAD"
We are eating FIRST DINNER AND THEN HITTING THE BUFFET AGAIN!!!
Warm bread, two pats of butter, chorizo. "MmmMmMmm oh MmMmMmM"
"mMMmmm ooojmmmmmMMmpphhh"
Tonight she shall put on the bathing suit, go into the ocean, and just float. We are forgetting about yesterday. No. Wait. We need to recognize the VALIDITY OF OUR FEELINGS! Today though this is so much better. "It's amazing right now." (
)
"This is REAL CHORIZO!"
EVERYTHING IS ALL INCLUSIVE! INCLUSIVE! You get a bracelet! YOU ARE GOOD! This food is sooOoOo good. These drinks are so smooth. FLOATING IN THE OCEAN! Everything is delicious!
"I'm going live at the club tonight and we're going to club Beeze! I'm going to get TIPSY!" RUM PUNCH!
ROUND 2! FIGHT!
They have SOUP! SOUP! OMG!
"THIS IS MY SOUP!"
GUNRAR MUST FEAST!
The table is set.
Is it good?
"Mmmohyesmmmmverygood!"
Some VIB Joni had a Discord but they deleted it and Chantal did not use it but I mean whatever, keep it, she doesn't care. She just wants to BEEZE!
SCP-400# detaches their jaw to consume Pollo con Arroz.
The soup is divine. The food is still a little bland. Probably because there are huwhite people. Oh well. NEXT BEACH BEEZE IS TWO PIECE! Chantal is LARPing a "Beezercon". Look she feels like she is on VACATION! She is feeling looked after! Things were stressful yesterday and chaotic but everything is so much more calm. "I feel drunk" RUM PUNCH!
After lunch she needs to rest to avoid heat stroke. The buffet is her every day choice she doesn't need reservations. The broth is SoOOoOoo good! It's important to pace your Beezin!
"I'm full, almost. Maybe just some more chorizo and cheese."
<SNIP VIB BULLSHIT>
"I'm not going to to go the orange party, wait do you think I should? Do you wanna go!?" (
) A mood is coming on. The VIB are encouraging Chantal to do boring old lady shit like Face-Time with Pee. Strong independent Aries do not need to message their son. She probably just needs a nap. "I can answer e-mails and do stuff" Stalk Nader.
The second orange drink was just Fanta! She didn't like it. It was no RUM PUNCH! We need to go back to the room! Chantal has been awkwardly making comments about women being attractive to make it clear that the issue is likely just DumDumDeeDeeDooDoo and NOT that she is not and has NEVER been into women.
She's being healthy! "I'm on vacation, I want to treat my body well!"
Before leaving Chantal checks on dinner, they've advised that the buffet does not actually serve supper. Where is she going to have a meal!? Fuck. We need to go find out where DINNER IS GOING TO BE!
There are too many people here! Maybe the room! THE ROOM! She will come out around dinner time and just ask huwhite people. There's too much! Hurplegunting. HUFF HUFF.
"Everything is uphill and I'm full of..."
"RUM PUNCH"
Chantal has discovered the 24/7 snack bar and the Italian restaurant! It's hot! She will come back later! "Holy fuck holy fuck I need AC right now!"
<Snip RAPID Hurplegunting>
The room is so much better! Thank goodness that AC was turned on. Now. Poopoos and peepees!
Chantal is going to watch the booze. She had a big poo! "Not like diarrhea out of the ordinary."
She washed her hands. X. "Really well" X "With that little soap!" X.
This was supposed to be a business trip! She needs to answer e-mails and do stuff. Put on some after sun! Get that tan on! She might do a little editing! She hasn't filmed anything for her vlog today! The VIB forget that the nemesis of SCP-400# is the SUN ITSELF and are trying to give her a hard time about only being outside a minimal amount of time. WHateVEr! She will be back tonight for dinner, and clubeezin!
She needs to take care of herself! Outside the comfort zone! WAY OUTSIDE! That's okay though! "Rum punch helps!" (
) She is only stressed about going home what with the customs, the border, the airport, <Snip VIB Bullshit about Happiness and Spiritual Fulfilment>
When her channel came back it was amazing. "I felt like my grandmother had something to do with it, it felt supernatural or something" (lolwut?) Chantal is still amazed she got her channel back! Look it doesn't matter, it was nice! There was a popup for some kind of warning or whatever about nudity and she didn't get a strike, look she dismissed it. The channel was back, there was BEEZING to be done!
Chantal is crying about her grandmother...X. Life is emotional! So emotional! She cries when she is emotional. The VIB are buying this bullshit is about grams and not NADER. Look sometimes she's selfish and she doesn't mean to be. Okay? We need to figure out dinner or something. The VIB want to continue to talk about boring emotional shit when there's gambling, a 24/7 snack bar, and a 24/7 bar along with ORANGE PARTY TONIGHT.
"I just want people to love me, like I love people, you know? Well I hate people, you know, when I love a person I just want them to love me back the same way" So about Nader...
"Do you like my bra?"
SHE IS GOING TO CLUB BEEZE! We are going to put on the wig and the face crystals, the black dress, get drunk, and FUCKING DANCE!
"Beezamos!"
GUNT OUT!
PS:
"Would you kiss me right now if I had chorizo breath?"
- Joined
- Jun 7, 2021
"I wont say anything. Honestly there wasnt anything absolutely disgusting about the experience but Im not gay"
Chinny on slurping Deedees clam.
She surpriced me there. I expected her to vagumba shame Deedee in explicit and horrorfying detail but apparently Deedee is also an aries and they need to stick together. The night is still young though.
Ninjaed by the queen of recaps @Tangerine Dreams
Chinny on slurping Deedees clam.
She surpriced me there. I expected her to vagumba shame Deedee in explicit and horrorfying detail but apparently Deedee is also an aries and they need to stick together. The night is still young though.
Ninjaed by the queen of recaps @Tangerine Dreams
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