DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Wasabi Panda]

well at this point, I think Youtube is doing a service to help the severly mentally handicapped off the streets cause, holy shit if he wasn't streaming he'd be the piss smelling bum with no teeth on the bus yelling at a moldy sandwich how J Edgar hoover stole his door hatchet for the detractors to send it to sony because he told the truth about Cyberpunk and now capcom wants him to keep SFV alive be he has to pretend to be homeless or they'll send "hot ryu" to find him.

 

[DeeTracktor]

When did Phil start constantly asking himself questions and answering them?

Can we figure out which wrestler he is copying this mannerism from?

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Just listen to this terrible take. It barely makes sense. His logic is that of a 12-year-old. My brain hurts.
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Companies just don’t bleed money khanstantly and keep that program going… It’d put them out of business!

Mr. Mature Adult with a Business Degree™ doesn’t realize that this is an actual, successful business strategy implemented by several multi-billion dollar companies like Netflix, Tesla and Uber. Do you know what they have in common? Each are Industry leaders and trendsetters in their respective fields.

Fuck me, he really is a Derich.

 

[bobatnight]

and raising a family (an actual family)

I always have a good laugh when he says 'spend time with my family', you live with a horse and a cat dude.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Elden Ring came out over a month ago. Is he still playing it?

 

[Iron Hamster]

"companies don't just bleed money constantly"

ain't twitter been operating at a loss for like, the past 12 years?

i'm no business man, but aren't there big things like facebook/twitter that run, for years, losing money, but they do it because potentially, after awhile, they'll make much more than they lost?

He must have skipped 'loss leader' class.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Love the nitpicks about Elden Ring reused bosses and enemies. It's somewhat warranted but it was to make Ghostwire Tokyo feel like it's not being overshadowed by Elden Ring hype.

Meanwhile, he's been fighting umbrella men and headless schoolgirls right out of the gate but doesn't want to comment on it. Doing the same Draugr dungeon in Skyrim also gets a pass. But after over 60+ hours he's starting to see reused bosses in Elden Ring so better start shitting on it.

Missing the cum meter.

 

[Anal birth]

If khet's cake makes a return this year I promise that I'll kill myself and have it uploaded here

 

[00R-Gundam]

I forgot that his bday is on April, so i decided to drop by to see what kind of shitty set up he would do for his 40, say it with me F-O-R-T-Y, birthday. As usual is low effort. That said i find it very sad that he buys stuff only for himself. Like imagine him in a party store buying and the cashier asks "is this for your brother?" or "Oh you're having a party?" as Dsp rocks a little and says "yes" out of shame since he knows he would be ridicule in secret by the cashier if he said "is for my livestream, I'm having my bday all week..."


Seriously hes the only person that takes his bday this seriously, i could understand kids since fuck it they are kids, but a grown ass man celebrating with random strangers his bday all week is beyond pathetic. Saddest shit is that ill bet that he doesn't buy decorations for his wife or makes her bday an all-week celebration.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Are we sure this isn't some weird performance art?

The complaint about the game is the japanese audio, so ofc that means increase the font size...which he went over once before and it still doesn't sound even slightly off to him. Apparently you can hear subtitles?

The fonts in the UI are the size of those jitterbug cell phones for aarp members. Goes into to the settings, Says that he sees the font setting but gets confused where to go to increase the font size...like very confused...

Then Anti-alas fixes screen tearing....

SURE! Why not!

 

[PieceofShet]

 

[Chernabog3000]

Elden Ring came out over a month ago. Is he still playing it?

Yes we are at like 60+ hours and 500+ deaths. Probably not even 2/3 done with the game.

He's stuck in between hating the game and not letting the trolls won.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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What sparked this retardation?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

What sparked this retardation?

He thinks the new Playstation service is a rip off and Sony don't know how to run a business.

 

[Mr. Brown]

Just listen to this terrible take. It barely makes sense. His logic is that of a 12-year-old. My brain hurts.
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"companies don't just bleed money..."

LMAO

Basically every public traded tech company does this... Even if they do make money they have product that lose money.

Does this nigga think Bing is profitable? lmao

 

[capefear56]

I'm sorry, what? Could you look like any more of an asshole with that hairstyle?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Has DSP ever had a job he wasn't fired from?

 

[Jasper2K]

What sparked this retardation?

The dent educated Phil by saying the new psn plus shit is cheaper than gamepass if you buy a year. Phil screamed at the guy saying he doesnt know business and he's an idiot. Typical prestream stuff

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Has DSP ever had a job he wasn't fired from?

I think he quit his job making salads at the mall when he went to college.

 

[capefear56]

Has DSP ever had a job he wasn't fired from?

He was never fired from any job, do your research you dumb troll. He may have been "laid off" several times but the important thing to understand is that this is not the same as being fired, which absolutely never happened! He was a victim of bad luck and prejudice and did absolutely nothing wrong. In fact, I would argue he knew more about how to operate a business than most of the managers and business owners did themselves! Ack ack ack ack!