Culture 10 creepy songs with lyrics that have aged badly

Far Out Magazine (Archive) - March 28, 2022
by, Eoghan Lyng

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“It was of its time.” We hear that defence all the time, whether it’s some of the language uttered by Santino Corleone in The Godfather or if it’s some of the books issued by Agatha Christie. But like some of the dialogue in The Godfather or the books about murder, there are pop songs that haven’t aged like the fine wine they intended them to be.

We’ve whittled it down to ten numbers, but there could be far more added to the list. The Beatles ‘Run For Your Life’ was in the running, but we discounted it on the grounds that John Lennon largely disowned it in later years. We could also make a case for ‘Fairy Tale of New York’, but the song is meant to be set during the 1950s, so the characters acted accordingly. And as an Irishman, I’m going to allow Elvis Costello the chance to walk away with ‘Oliver’s Army’, considering the words he used in the song were the words Cromwell used to describe the Irish population.

But it’s much harder to defend the following ten songs, each of them grubby in their own way, and all of them hard to make a case for. They range from a rollicking Led Zeppelin rocker to a more sedate Guns N’ Roses tune that uses a number of slurs that are unacceptable in Britain and Ireland.

The ten tunes chosen have merit- the Megadeth song is brilliantly presented and produced – but there’s no saving the sentiment or the fact that none of them would make it onto the airwaves today. And if you do feel sick by the end, blame the songwriters, not Far Out.

10 songs with lyrics that have aged badly:​

10. ‘Sick Again’-Led Zeppelin​

Led Zeppelin author Bob Spitz was hopeful that Robert Plant would speak to him for his book. It looked likely, but then the Metoo movement started, and the band were less anxious to spill their secrets. Jimmy Page’s dalliances with younger women have been notarised, but Plant might well have some skeletons in his cupboard too. Take exhibit ‘Sick Again’, bolstered by the presence of a groupie who has followed the band since she was “13” and waits for the day she will turn that sacred “16”.

The number is deeply sonically sultry, but the undertone – that of a grown man waiting for the day a girl will be old enough to sleep with – is more than a little insidious to listen to. Plant closes out the tune with a series of scintillating moans, which might indicate what his intentions are.

9. ‘You’re All I Need’- Mötley Crüe​

Mötley Crüe have long courted controversy, but there’s something a little too nasty about ‘You’re All I Need’, which is likely to offend listeners who are sensitive to femicide. Bassist Nicky Wire later admitted that the song came from some genuine real-life impulses he felt, demonstrating an eagerness to communicate to his girlfriend through song. “I took the cassette over to her apartment, and I didn’t say anything. I just had a little cassette player, and I just played it for her, and she started crying, and I walked out the door,” he admitted to Rolling Stone. “I was like, ‘Well now, that’s that.'”

The song details the perspective of a man who kills his girlfriend to preserve her beauty. Disguising the sentiment is Vince Neil’s lovelorn vocal, capturing a genuinely impressive performance that starts low, escalating to an out and out scream during the coda. It’s a wonderful performance, but the words are a bit rote.

8. ‘One In A Million’- Guns N’ Roses​

Like Nicky Wire, Axl Rose enjoys trolling fans, but this tune made his bandmates uncomfortable. The song contains not one but two slurs, the first geared at members of the Black community, the latter at members in the LGBTQ+ commune. We will not be printing the slurs, but you can always listen to the track to hear them if you wish.

In Roses’s defence, it’s hard to call someone who enjoys Queen and Elton John homophobic, and as he pointed out, one of the band members – Slash – is bi-racial and would have refused to play on it if he thought it was created with genuine racist intent. However, Rose’s experience does not speak for us all.

But there’s no denying that the tune uses the words for shock value, making it virtually impossible to play the song unedited on the radio. At one point Rose asks the listeners to ignore their primal whims and excuse him because he’s a “small-town boy”. Duff McKagan later admitted he was uncomfortable with the track but hit the roof when Rose opted to sing a number penned by Charles Manson on their 1993 effort, The Spaghetti Incident?

7. ‘Jeanny’- Falco​

Austrian vocalist Falco is best known internationally for ‘Amadeus’, released on the heels of the regained interest in Mozart’s work. Still, there was a more experimental side to the singer, as can be heard on this probing tune, encapsulating the horrors and the excitements of a kidnapping. It’s sung in German, but the sentiment is apparent from the off-set, not least because of the cackling vocal style. The song similarly features a news broadcast that details the kidnapping, complete with a collection of damning headlines.

The tune is rarely heard on radios these days, perhaps because of the tune’s raw content. It’s unlikely that a rock artist would release a song written in such a way today, but the song feels crisp, keeping in check the realities and perspectives of the story in question. Then again, The Killers wrote ‘Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine’, which is regularly heard in concerts, so maybe they would?

6. ‘Lemon Incest’- Serge and Charlotte Gainsbourg​

Serge Gainsbourg was never shy to shock people. Whether it was telling Whitney Houston that he wanted to “fuck” her or writing an organ tinted work that presented the tune in a carnal fashion, the artist was always happy to stir up controversy. But nobody expected ‘Lemon Incest’, an angular pop tune he recorded with his 12-year-old daughter, Charlotte. Before she starred in a series of incendiary films, Charlotte recorded the tune with her father that was laced in innuendo and intrigue.

If the title wasn’t overt enough, the video also features the two singers in bed together, Serge’s naked top visible to the public. Charlotte recognised the song was tinted with outrage, but she has reclaimed the tune in recent years to say, “It’s my song too.”

5. ‘Brown Sugar’- The Rolling Stones​

Now, this one’s tricky. Despite featuring a jaunty riff, and a soaring vocal line, the song itself is about a white enslaver raping an enslaved Black person. And in the wake of Black Lives Matter, alongside a more general cultural awakening for much of the population, the song no longer feels appropriate.

It certainly perplexed Stones guitarist Keith Richards, who said, “I don’t know. I’m trying to figure out with the sisters quite where the beef is. Didn’t they understand this was a song about the horrors of slavery? But they’re trying to bury it.”

Vocalist Mick Jagger was more reasonable, stating that the band may perform it again in the near future. But while it lasted, the song both entertained and cautioned listeners to the dangers of slavery and to treat everyone fairly. The song features one of Jagger’s most committed vocals, but they’re right to drop the song from their list.

4. ‘Family Tree’- Megadeth​

Megadeth are known for controversy, whether it’s Dave Mustaine’s tighter vocal display, or the torrent of band members who have clocked in and out of the band. But what they do boast is a desire to write and rock to their hearts’ content, which likely explains why they have dealt with such offbeat themes as rape and incest with the same dalliance as they do love and lust. In this tune, Mustaine’s character tells his victim not to feel guilty because it’s “part of the family.”

Considering Dave Ellefson‘s chequered history, the tune sounds much grimmer in 2022 than it did in 1994. Judging the tune solely as a work of art, it’s probably the most accomplished to make this list, but given the central dissertation, don’t expect Classic Rock FM to play it anytime soon. The production is wet with guitar hooks, bellowing into the work, pummelling and playing out with great effort and abandon.

3. ‘Girl, You’ll Be A Woman Soon’- Neil Diamond​

This is the tune that inspired this list. Many of you will remember it from Pulp Fiction, as Uma Thurman prepares herself for intercourse to the sounds of Neil Diamond’s sultry tune. The recording isn’t Diamond, but Urge Overkill, who throw themselves into the recording with great enthusiasm and imagination. The tune fits into the danger Quentin Tarantino intends for the scene, but listening to the song on its own, it’s frightfully seedy.

Consider the lyric, “Girl, you’ll be a woman soon; Soon, you’ll need a man..” written with one sultry element in mind. Sex washes into the song, and everywhere we turn, there’s another reference to the day the woman will be old enough to engage in sex. It’s hard to write it off as a ‘song of its time’ when it was re-recorded in the 1990s.

2. ‘Night Shift’- Siouxsie and The Banshees​

We’ve had rape, incest, murder, but we’ve yet to hit necrophilia. Well, good old Siouxsie Sioux is here to add that particular outlet to this growing list of filthy endeavours. If you feel like a cold shower by the end of the list, then you won’t be alone. The song also features a number of “fuck’s”, no hollow metaphor, but the epithet rising through the singer’s garbled voice. It’s a fiery performance, put to a collection of sparkily produced guitars.

The barrelling drums enter, cascading the backdrop with a series of angular riffs and pummelling under the weighty riff; the tune breathes new life into the song, presenting a new character for the singer to inhabit. Where the song is strong is in its performance, as the band throw themselves into the tune, like a bullfighter risking everything for the ultimate thrill.

1. ‘Blurred Lines’- Robin Thicke​

There could only be one winner. The most disgraceful one-hit-wonder holds a chorus that made virtually everyone feel uncomfortable when it was released in the summer of 2013. Weirdly, the song was co-written by Pharell Williams, who would go on to compose the jauntily written ‘Happy’ in 2014. But if there’s anything upbeat about this piece, then it takes a sick listener to find it.

The lyric “I know you want it” is definitely questionable, and unlike Dave Mustaine, Robin Thicke doesn’t have the good grace to admit that his intentions are far from pure. And no matter the sticky central hook, the tune is an almost direct lift from a Marvin Gaye piece. Poor show, poor show.
 
Siouxsie is iconic and has no place on this stupid list.

Where's Hey Little Girl by Icehouse? Wasn't there also a song Jane Birkin did with Serge?
 
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The Backstreet Boys were 'of my time', but I didn't deliberately listen to them growing up. Some months back I was listening to a millennial-focused radio station that played 80s, 90s, and 2000s music, and after hearing this song a couple times and listening to the lyrics I realized it's actually an incredibly creepy song:
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Take into consideration that most Backstreet Boys fans were girls under 18 and in many cases, well under 18, and the implication here seems to be that the singer would like to give thanks to the fans by fucking them.
 
My favorite in the “could never be a hit now” category is Young Girl by Gary Puckett and the Union Gap. I dared my friend to put it on his wedding reception playlist - it was the one song that got all the old people dancing.

Glad I'm not the only one who thought of that song. That and "I made Linda Lovelace gag" by David Allen Coe are perfect for being cancelled.
 
What about "Come on Eileen"?

Song is literally about ejaculating on a woman's face.

Or "Relax" by Franky Goes to Hollywood. Another song about cooming.

Come On Eileen was actually a song about a friendship the lead singer had with a female childhood friend he secretly had a crush on.

Also, Relax was super fucking controversial when it came out; in part because Franky Goes To Hollywood did an explicitly gay centric video for it. The original video was banned by MTV (but aired on non-MTV video shows like USA network's Night Flight and TBS's Night Tracks showed it) and had to be reworked as he intro (where the camera leads you into a gay bar with a Castro Clone looking member of the band dressed in leatherman garb was the bouncer, then cut to a live performance of the band playing live while dressed in tuxedos and gloves and being mobbed by female fans who were storming the stage to try and kiss/make out with the band).

From the same album:
Frankly I'm amazed Al hasn't been put through the cultural wringer for this one and several others. I'm thinking it's only a matter of time.
Fat only happened because Weird Al wanted to spoof Man In the Mirror but Jackson told him "no" as the song was too serious/personal to allow anyone to mock it even in good nature. Which Weird Al went along with, as Jackson helped make Al's career by allowing him to spoof "Beat It" and made it up to Al by getting a contract made so that Al could parody any and all of his songs past and future of Jacksons without having to actually get each song approved, save for MITM which was off-limits in perpetuity.
 
True. I kinda figured you of all people would have read the backhanded insult, though.

Wasn't he that one hit wonder that had no career after American Idol's season 2?

Clay didn't win S2; a big black guy did. It was the first instance where the loser was more famous, as Clay spun his second place finish into a media career when his musical career fizzled out.
 
And that's why I listen to music where the lyrics will never age badly.
Because they're already peak openly offensive.
I see you are a man of taste and refinement as well.

I had an awkward moment a few weeks ago. Went to the supermarket with my stereo blaring, turned the car off. Jumped out and put my earbuds in, paired to my phone, and did my shop.
Came back to the car and kicked it over to get the heater running, started loading the car and noticed a couple of bystanders were looking at me strangely.
Finished loading the car, took my earbuds out and discovered I’d forgotten to switch off the stereo. Was met with Moonman singing “My mac is out of hollow points, I'm switching to grenades, when nigger blood gets splattered all the bystanders get AIDS”.

So yeah, just glad that one hasn’t blown up in my face yet.
 
Come On Eileen was actually a song about a friendship the lead singer had with a female childhood friend he secretly had a crush on.

Also, Relax was super fucking controversial when it came out; in part because Franky Goes To Hollywood did an explicitly gay centric video for it. The original video was banned by MTV (but aired on non-MTV video shows like USA network's Night Flight and TBS's Night Tracks showed it) and had to be reworked as he intro (where the camera leads you into a gay bar with a Castro Clone looking member of the band dressed in leatherman garb was the bouncer, then cut to a live performance of the band playing live while dressed in tuxedos and gloves and being mobbed by female fans who were storming the stage to try and kiss/make out with the band).


Fat only happened because Weird Al wanted to spoof Man In the Mirror but Jackson told him "no" as the song was too serious/personal to allow anyone to mock it even in good nature. Which Weird Al went along with, as Jackson helped make Al's career by allowing him to spoof "Beat It" and made it up to Al by getting a contract made so that Al could parody any and all of his songs past and future of Jacksons without having to actually get each song approved, save for MITM which was off-limits in perpetuity.
Night Flight...that brought back some memories.
I loved watching it, and thought it was amazing for a cable channel.
Someone tried bringing it back a couple of years ago, but only in 15 minute bits. The original was three hours.
 
Late 90s early 00s Canadian pop is full of songs marketed to children with disturbing lyrics.

First off we got B4-4 with Get Down. A playful little number with the chorus: "If you get down on me, I'll get down on you" and it gets worse from there.

Next we got Ricky J with No Means No. An apparant ode to casual date rape.

You gotta watch them Canucks. They're all smiles to your face, but secretly they just wanna get their hands down your underage pants.
 
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Late 90s early 00s Canadian pop is full of songs marketed to children with disturbing lyrics.

First off we got B4-4 with Get Down. A playful little number with the chorus: "If you get down on me, I'll get down on you" and it gets worse from there.
What the flying fuck? Retardedly parodying New Jersey losers is one thing, but doing it so incompetently is another.
 
  • The Knack's "My Sharona" talks about how the singer "likes them young".
  • "Money For Nothing" mentions "that little faggot".
  • "Every Breath You Take" by The Police could have been written by Russell Greer.
And then there's this banger, which the article missed:


Edit: Though IIRC, people who have loved ones with Downs Syndrome actually found this song humanizing, since it's about a downie who lives a normal life due to living in a world of dipshits.
I always thought this song was meant as an insult the average person, describing a typical person and calling them a mongoloid. Devo is generally misanthropic after all, it's in the name.
 
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Night Flight...that brought back some memories.
I loved watching it, and thought it was amazing for a cable channel.
Someone tried bringing it back a couple of years ago, but only in 15 minute bits. The original was three hours.
The repackaged Night Flight stuff (which ran from like 15-60 minutes depending on the episode) only aired on IFC and was done mainly to promote the launching of the "Night Flight" streaming website.

The IFC bits (and the streaming site) mainly consisted of original content created for Night Flight in terms of interviews and live performances the producers own the rights to.

I had a couple of DVD bootlegs of Night Flight episodes I bought from a now defunct website that was selling VHS rips of episodes they had but I've lost track of them in my mountains of DVDs. It was a product of its time in that it featured a TON of obscure movies and shorts, along with interviews/documentaries and curated music video blocks, back when a lot of that stuff wasn't widely or commercially available.
 
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All right, everyone stand back, I got this.
I'm a big fan of Colin 'Black' Vearncombe of 'Wonderful Life' fame. First album I bought.
But he created a song of supreme creepiness and here it is.
Contemporary culture has added dimensions into the themes of the song that I'm just not ready to confront. Ugh.
 
You're thinking of "Je T'aime... Moi Non Plus," which also generated plenty of outrage, but was a way better piece of music than "Lemon Incest" (with all respect to Mlle. Gainsbourg).


Histoire de Melody Nelson was creepy enough, but better than Lemon Incest which seems like a meme song of sorts.
 
What's even creepier about them is that one of their album covers is considered C.P. and thus banned in the United States! I can't even share the album here or else the feds would be at my door like Domino's! Yikes! :O
I remember that album cover. And the Wikimedia furore that happened years later when the UK's Internet Watch Foundation (IWF) tried to get the image removed. There's some personal insight attached to this for me because I both recall what I thought about the controversy at the time and what I think now and they are not the same. Back then, considerably younger, I looked up the album cover, didn't like it but kind of shrugged and sided against the IWF. Now? I find the album cover considerably grosser and whilst I wouldn't necessarily support legally banning something that isn't actually child porn, I feel a lot more in agreement with the IWF side of things. I think probably back then I was just a lot more naive about the presence of actual pedophiles in the music industry and what sort of mind would actually come up with such a cover. There's a thing about the teenage mind that just loves to shock regardless of if it's a good thing or not. When you're older you think: "what sick fuck would draw this?"

For those who've not seen it: it features a young girl and there's a radial "crack" in the cover over the crotch. It is not porn (imo) but is very skeezy.

Typical, much like the talking heads of yesteryear, they are still incapable of understanding that subject matter does not equal endorsement. Think of it like acting, I don't think Ted Levine actually wants to skin women...
That's kind of what I was getting at in that there's a big difference some of the shock metal stuff which is clearly just juvenille shock stuff and Blurred Lines or Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon, where they do feel like endorsements and the singer's real attitude. That's why Siouxie Soux should not be on this list while the Scorpions should.

Robin Thicke is a fag, but Led Zeppelin were actual pedophiles. They belong at #1.
Say it isn't so? :(

Led Zeppelin were before my time. My main memory of them is a then girlfriend saying "this music is crap" to our landlord and then rapidly backtracking when they turned out to be a famous band that other people thought were great. No, stick to your guns, girl! I do like The Immigrant Song which I've heard in movies. So... what did they do?
I think that was the last thing that united Karens on the left and right.

I still love the PMRC's Filthy Fifteen. "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister was an odd choice to add to songs by Prince, Cyndi Lauper, and Madonna. Oh, and "Fuck Like a Beast" by WASP, which is one of the few songs on there that might not be appropriate for preteens. The list of the 15 most vile songs of the era was obviously put together by people who hadn't ever heard the songs or what alternatives there were.
Fuck Like a Beast isn't that bad, is it? I remember the album cover had a dog humping a woman's leg, but the lyrics weren't about bestiality unless you deliberately read that into them, I think? Worse were things like his stage show where he:
  1. Affixes a curving knife blade to his codpiece.
  2. Pelvically grinds said blade against a spinning angle-grinder hanging from his mic stand sending sparks flying out over the crowd
  3. Unveils a nun affixed to a crucifix on stage (there was a person in the top half, the bottom was faked)
  4. Rips off her underwear to reveal her crotch.
  5. Proceeds to violently fuck her with the codpiece blade while she writhes in agony.
I mean, lyrics like "I fuck like a beast" are less of an issue compared to their stage show.

I’m amazed that ‘Baby Raper’ and ‘Baby Dead Fuck’ by GWAR didn’t make the list. Ditto ‘A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying’ or ‘I wish I was queer so I could get chicks’ by The Bloodhound Gang.
Bloodhound Gang are another that fall on the creepy side of the creepy/shock divide. There's something a little off about the video to "Nothing but Mammal", definite rape-y vibes.
 
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