Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 14.0%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 115 24.8%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 84 18.1%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 193 41.7%
  • Total voters
    463
DumDum Did Nothing Wrong said:
So am I understanding this right, the Gunt was supposed to be a guest on You Are Here this week with Nick being a surprise guest too? The Gunt bailed on the show and I'm wondering if he got wind of that or if its because the Guntasaurous got metoo'd.
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And if I understood it right, Nick will still be on the show anyway.

Too bad an IP2 thot's accusations may have cucked us out of some kino, but oh well.
 
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Least Concern said:
And if I understood it right, Nick will still be on the show anyway.

Too bad an IP2 thot's accusations may have cucked us out of some kino, but oh well.
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Welp, I hope they can rope Zuby into doing the show last minute. They had great chemistry last time.

I know people are pissed at Quartering for letting the cat out of the bag, but I have a feeling that after the rape allegations the You Are Here people were relieved to have Ralph cancel. I doubt they would extend another offer so the surprise being ruined doesn't really matter.
 
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Hraf said:
Nick's show is the Birthday Problem of tragedy. Someone somewhere is going through a bad day or has an anniversary of one coming up.
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He should ramp up the grift even harder. Have every one of these sad-sack losers whose brother-in-law's hamster died have to buy a ticket, and then there's a poll and people have to pay to vote in it and only the ones who win the poll get their crybaby story rendered in a sympathetic manner.

The others get raped to sleep by dickwolves.
 
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AnOminous said:
He should ramp up the grift even harder. Have every one of these sad-sack losers whose brother-in-law's hamster died have to buy a ticket, and then there's a poll and people have to pay to vote in it and only the ones who win the poll get their crybaby story rendered in a sympathetic manner.

The others get raped to sleep by dickwolves.
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Winner take all! Losers get wrecked twice!
 
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DumDum Did Nothing Wrong said:
I'm confused on the timeline did Ethan already cancel and quarterpounder ask nick or did he spill the beans then the gunt cancelled. I've been neutral on quarterpounder but if he ruined battle of the gunts for me then fuck that guy.
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From what I understand, Ralph canceled first.
 
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DumDum Did Nothing Wrong said:
I'm confused on the timeline did Ethan already cancel and quarterpounder ask nick or did he spill the beans then the gunt cancelled. I've been neutral on quarterpounder but if he ruined battle of the gunts for me then fuck that guy.
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Gunt cancelled, presumably because of the date rape accusations, before Quartering spilled the beans.
 
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DumDum Did Nothing Wrong said:
I'm confused on the timeline did Ethan already cancel and quarterpounder ask nick or did he spill the beans then the gunt cancelled. I've been neutral on quarterpounder but if he ruined battle of the gunts for me then fuck that guy.
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I think the timeline is like this:
1. Ralph gets invited on YAH
2. Nick gets invited on the same show, gets permission from Elijah to promote it, but chooses not to because it'd be funny
3. At some point after this, Quarterpounder gets wind of Nick going on the same show as the Ralph (allegedly via LoftiPixels)
4. During an interview with Alice (IP2 crackhead) on the Kino Casino she claims that Ralph sexually assaulted her
5. Ralph cancels his YAH appearance, claiming that the timing wouldn't be great with his bowling alley wedding, but in reality it was because there was a 99.99% that a superchat read would be about the accusation, which would then devolve into a Jack Murphy moment
6. Quarterpounder spills the beans on stream like the retard basement pisser he is
7. Ralph releases the cope video and claims that it was because he knew something was fishy about the YAH interview
 
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On the agenda tonight:
Verbally smack @theralph around for a bit, a movie review, and Matt Gaetz questioning the location of Hunter Biden's laptop.
 
buying gf said:
I think the timeline is like this:
1. Ralph gets invited on YAH
2. Nick gets invited on the same show, gets permission from Elijah to promote it, but chooses not to because it'd be funny
3. At some point after this, Quarterpounder gets wind of Nick going on the same show as the Ralph (allegedly via LoftiPixels)
4. During an interview with Alice (IP2 crackhead) on the Kino Casino she claims that Ralph sexually assaulted her
5. Ralph cancels his YAH appearance, claiming that the timing wouldn't be great with his bowling alley wedding, but in reality it was because there was a 99.99% that a superchat read would be about the accusation, which would then devolve into a Jack Murphy moment
6. Quarterpounder spills the beans on stream like the retard basement pisser he is
7. Ralph releases the cope video and claims that it was because he knew something was fishy about the YAH interview
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So the Aids ridden faggot LoftiPixels blew the secret. It's too bad that troon didn't kill the Quaertering.

Mike Stoklasa said:
Nick is late.
What a fag.
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Bigger fag than Will Smith. Lady Rackets must be the queen of spades. His kids must all be coal black.
 
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